janette classic edition
When I was a kid, like six or something, there was a girl who sat next to me in class. She had big nerdy glasses, ribbons, and awful breath. Made me want to vom whenever she spoke, and I avoided her.
Later that year we get a new girl. She also has big doofy glasses, and she ALSO has bad breath.
I was the perfect age for these things to forever burn themselves in my mind. It's why I can't be attracted to girls with glasses ever, there's just an intensely powerful association between glasses and bad breath to me, double so if they have childish ribbons.
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I don't have her pics with me. Here is something I got on Google.
if you didn't shed a tear during this you are no man
PARTY TIME! IT'S PARTY TIME!
EVERYBODY'S FEELIN FINE
CUZ IT'S PARTY TIME!
How can Homer have a pope as an ancestor? Isn't the pope required to be a virgin?
What did I just watch?
has there ever been a superman story where he was adopted by abusive parents
I'll start off with a classic
What's a beeper?
Was the last two seasons really as bad as people say?
ITT: characters from one company that reference another company's characters
They should have kept in Inverted like Carnage.
So have yourself a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, or a solemn & dignified Ramadan.
Thanks, anon. You have a merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Tet/Ramadan yourself.
This shit went into generic quirky high school into fucking battle royale
Talk about cubix
Heathcliff is having a drink.