What do you think the goons do after they wake up from being knocked out by the hero?
Masturbate.
>>84560528
>>84560528
It's what I would do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGJdN4RxrzMTumblr reference detected
Haven't been on /co/ in a week, when do the new episodes start airing?
>>84563964
tomorrow
>>84563964
tomorrow
Spider-man heard you talking shit last night and is PISSED, he wants you dead. The character in the last comic book you read will protect you, how screwed are you?
Hardmode: If it's two Peter Parker's they both try to kill you.
I ain't scared
The last book I read was a GL book so I'm fine, Spider-Man can't do shit to me in space
>>84560044
Spider-Man wouldn't want to kill any one, especially for such an inane reason, so it's probably just Chameleon. Spider-Man will protect me.
Name our band /co/
Kim - normal
Danny - ghost
Jake - fire
Jenny - robot
Ben - shapeshifter
Teen Titans
Kim's Mustache and a Robot.
Ben and the Cancelleds
>I have problems with Grant Morrison. I absolutely loved his early stuff - I thought Zenith, which was in 2000AD years ago, was superb, and genuinely subversive. And I really enjoyed bits of Animal Man (though the ending annoyed me - nowhere near as original or subversive as it seems to think) and Doom Patrol. But I don't like his JLA stuff, and I'm not massively into The Invisibles. Partly it's because his vein of mysticism irritates me, like most New Age bullshit, but mostly it's because I think he's becoming clichéd - it's...
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>>84563743
Sounds to me like hes just some hipster faggot that hates Morrison because he's popular and successful.
>>84563743
Nigga who the fuck is China Mieville
He sounds like his anus could fit a manhole cover holy fuck what an awful name
I think he's assuming Morrison is trying to be radical when he's not.
Who would win between Saitama and Popeye after he'd just eaten a can of spinach?
>>84559696
Their punches would connect, shattering reality around them until only they remain, floating in an abyss of nothingness.
Then they would get gay married.
>>84559696
Popeye, because he's actually /co/ related. Fuck off back to /a/.
Did saitama also eat a can of spinach?
I know this run wasn't the best but it's definitely my favorite. I miss dickbats so much
Dickbats was best Bats
>>84559725
No he wasnt.
>>84559686
It's the best run dick has had. It's perfect and forced Dick to grow up in the same way Cassandra and the death of tim's father forced Bruce to grow up.
>>84560034
>No he wasnt.
yes he was
What should I read, /co/?
Delete all of that and read some actual literature.
>>84559616
Storytime Nextwave. I've been meaning to read that.
If you do it though, encourage discussion. Nobody really wants to storytime stuff because nobody fucking says anything during them for some reason, and it's the most depressing thing ever to post a comic and feeling like nobody's actually reading or giving a rat's ass.
I already told you to read the Invisibles yesterday
>What kind of thread is this?
>Hey he wants to know what kind of thread this is?"
>Suh-seriously? He doesn't know what kind of thread this is?
>Nope.
>Unbelievable.
>Are you gonna tell me what kind of thread this is or not?
>I'm not gonna tell him. YOU tell him!
>Why do I have to tell him what kind of thread this is?
>>84559566
So it's not terribly uncommon to see robots and cyborgs drinking oil as a gag. But I was thinking, does this actually make sense? Yes, obviously mechanical beings would require motor oil to lubricate their moving parts to reduce wear and such, but is it actually all that efficient for the intake valve to be through the esophagus?
No because its not efficient for robots to have mouths or heads at all. It's just a joke buddey
>>84559524
>not efficient for robots to have heads
Except if it's a hominid robot, then it absolutely is efficient for them to have a head. The reason so many life forms have heads at all is to have a central vantage point containing all their sensory organs. Imagine how annoying your life would be if you had your eyes, ears, and nose on your torso.
that is all
So, the future of DCEU
Suicide Squad looking fine
Wonder Woman looking good
Injustice when?
Flashpoint with based Thomas Wayne Batman when?
What are your hopes and fears?
>>84559344
Stop it.
Injustice is not going to be a movie.
>>84559344
That no one will give a shit about Justice League and instead demand for Suicide Squad 2 and 3.
>>84559344
Batman cinematic universe.
Hell, the next DCEU movie is a movie about Batman villains.
>the Roots synopsis
>Nicole is worried that Darwin's not satisfied with being part of the family. The Wattersons try everything to make Darwin feel more at home, but after everything they try fails, they come to the conclusion that it's time to let him go.
Gumball has drama now STOP THE PRESSES
any chance a new episode will leak between now and the end of August?
>>84559332
This actually makes a lot of sense considering how angry Darwin seems to be this season, at Gumball in particular. It also makes sense that they would get split up before the void shit happens and have to find each other.
>>84559416
Aside from it airing in Germany by Sept 1, none so far.
>haha guys look at this dead baby
>survival of the fittest so edgy am i right guise?
>haha look a guy fucking a dolphin
>huh, you think it's bad? UR DUMB YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT FAG! PUSSY!
>lol raep
>am i like you guise now?
Why do people like this tasteless, boring shit? I'm more interested in a 9 year old's short horror story.
What retarded author...
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>>84559321
You're both aware of its bullshit and falling for at the same time.
>>84559321
I don't care for the book, but enjoy most of those covers that are just absolute mayhem the same was I appreciate those creative gorefests from Superjail.
>>84559321
If you don't like it don't read it. It think it's funny.
Why do you have to project to people who like it?
>yfw Cartoon Network will never do a CN Invasion type of event ever again
https://youtu.be/WnEVPod126o
>>84558844
Honestly, it wasn't that good.
Since it was supposed to be a corporate sponsored event where the company pulled out at the last minute, it's no surprise
Remember when Networks actually did events at all?
designers of ATLA are racist
>>84558599
What's wrong with the design?
And samurai jack was homophobic.
You can just SAY shit and give no explanation, dude.
>>84558637
Can't, whoops