Hi /co/. Long time no visit.
I have to review a Legion of Super-Heroes comic, and I just absolutely hate it and all these dumb jerks. Can someone please explain the appeal to me? Thanks /co/.
(Pic is the Legion of Super-Heroes, but not the issue I'm reviewing.)
>>81731952
Shipping.
It's a comic book about shipping, with some really substandard space opera clumsily tied onto it.
>>81731979
And when the ships get kinda stale, they just reboot it completely (it's barely tied into any real continuity aside from Superman cock-nobbling) and create all new pairings.
There you have it, the entire reason for the existence for the comic.
Hundreds of issues and it hasn't introduced a single compelling sci-fi element. Not a goddamn one.
>>81731952
>je suis une comic reviewer
>I have to review le capeshit
>Dangles crook over building
>"Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!"
>"I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favour. I want you to tell all your friends about me."
>"What are you?"
>Holds crook closer
>"I'm...
CAPTAIN AMERICA
BETTER THAN THE X-MEN
just a guy who works out a lot. Yep. Nothing suspicious or anything.
What do you think about Corto Maltesse?
funny name
>>81731939
He's one hot motherfucker. I still need to finish it though.
Love the artwork, but the comic itself's a little boring
I dislike the modern comic format, specifically Newspaper comics. The industry is set up as an iron wall making it impossible to penetrate and get serialized. Newspaper comics especially turned to shit and now the only one worth reading is.
Web comics are an interesting zone, the art tends to be terrible and the story is not cohesive but its the only way for these artists to get noticed, especially in a push towards a purely digital world. However this often leads to the comic circling and not growing, and getting dragged on beyond its lifespan instead of the artist...
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>>81731841
>the art tends to be terrible and the story is not cohesive but its the only way for these artists to get noticed
The digital age is the great barrier breaker. Of course there's a lot of garbage and mediocrity floating around, but there are some real gems out there that have been made possible because of the digital age. There's no way something like Lackadaisy would have gone anywhere without the internet.
>>81731890
>Lackadaisy
Who?
if making a cartoon is so easy, why don't you have one /co/ ?
I like not being completely impoverished.
>>81731699
Nobody said it was easy.
>>81731699
I do. I once drew a political cartoon for class that got me sent to the principal's office. When he saw it, he laughed, made photocopies and distributed it to the staff at the office.
>best girl in show
>becomes Killer Frost, best girl villain of all time
>but only in Earth 2
>"Don't worry Cisco, I'll NEVER EVER become Killer Frost EVER."
>spends rest of season being a prop for Jay
I mean come on. Some versions of Killer Frost come with a straight up escape clause that makes her turn back to normal when she absorbs enough heat. You guys love making Barry's friends...
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>>81731687
Her poison womb is making heaven too crowded
It's a wonder Barry escaped with his life considering she almost drunkfucked him
>>81731687
I want to do sex to that ice cold vagina
>>81731687
They're going to do it eventually when they run out of stuff for her to do
So Tony's motivation for being against using the precog is that Rhodey died?
That makes no sense. Sure, Rhodey wouldn't have died if it wasn't for the precog, but the alternative was to let Thanos steal a Cosmic Cube. The connection between Ulysses and Rhodey's death is tangential, it has nothing to do with the morality of Minority Report.
The conflict is supposed to be about whether or not stopping crimes before they happen and "punishment before the crime" is a good idea, but going to stop Thanos and War Machine and She-Hulk dying has nothing...
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>>81731132
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>>81731132
>That makes no sense.
Is this your first time reading Bendis or something?
>>81731301
>Is this your first time reading Marvel/DC cape comics or something?
fixed.
Also
>Tony
>can't remember shit about the last civil war, but suddenly is against a technocratic, pre-emptive solution
If we made a new Batman movie who should he be fighting?
We should get the Arkham series writers to do it.
http://strawpoll.me/7193768/
Go tell he what you think guys
Batman vs Alcoholism
oh wait that's Iron Man
>>81731105
that made me laugh more than it should of anon
What if:
Batman VS Wonderland?
Anyone here like Crossed?
Yes.
>>81730586
You digging +100?
Sometimes.
Time to make a choice, /co/
I guess Lazlo, that seems the least terrible.
>>81730276
>anything but the homestar universe
>>81730321
i know nothing of homestar so ill have to pick KND
How do you feel about Hunter Zolomon not being connected to Wally West at all?
There's still the Hunter Zolomon of E-1
Why is Mushroomhead in the Flash
Is the new episode out yet? I thought the latest one was time travel shenanigans
Megastorm Edition
https://youtu.be/Jz2ae8uzhiQ
Who's your favourite Beast Warrior?
>>81729306
>Constantly screaming out TRANSFORM! TRANSFORM! TRANSFORM!
I want to like this. I reeeeaalllly do...
>>81729492
To be fair they're following precedent, Beast Wars had Maximize and Terrorize as in-universe things, though JG1 had transform dubbed in as well.
Incidentally the latest ep of RID was pretty boring, I'm not sure why they made the two teams so unbalanced. You've got all the character conflict stuff broken and Prime, Drift and Windblade are stiff as hell.
>>81729564
I think it's a nice touch that the Cybertrons are effectively shouting "Transform" in Japanese while the Destrons do it in English
>that moment where Halfshell tosses his shield/chest plate like Captain America's shield
Unf. I miss animu as fuck Transformers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbMKtmPNz5g
Is this the worst casted X-Men movie?
>>81728983
cast*
>>81729095
>Emma Frost now actually hotter than Jean
leave capeshite to me
内戦
それが持っています...
>Kyaputen Amerika (Kyappu)
>Aian Man
>Antoman
>Burakku Uidou
>Farukon
>Burakku Pansā
>Hōku’ai
>Uō Mashin
>Buijyon
>Uintā Sorujyā
誰が興奮していますか?
not me
>>81728522
you forgot
>Sukaretto Uecchi
What about Hen Sensei?
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2016/04/12/bleeding-cool-sees-the-back-of-dc-comics-rebirth-and-the-return-of-the-jsa/
HOLY SHIT WHAT!?
Classic JSA and JLA?!
>>81728317
>atom
>j'onn
they better not fuck it up
I've missed JSA.