Ask a guy who starts his first day at the Whole Foods Seafood department tomorrow anything
>>7870169
never bother to go into whole foods, do they sell whole fish?
>>7870171
Obviously baka, it's not called whole foods for nothing
>>7870169
How much is a pound of muscles? How often do you get them in?
>>7870169
What are you going to wear?
Is it true that they make you perform bass to mouth with a fish so that they can blackmail you if you ever go awol
>>7870169
What's your mothers maiden name?
Do you love me?
>>7870169
How will you deal with the smell? Not just to you, but ON you?
why do people segregate the fish? why do the fish and crabs need their own section?
'go'za or NY'za?
are you gonna pretend to be chill to fuck the hippie checkout girls or nah
>>7870252
Food allergies.
>>7870171
yes
>>7870180
muscles or mussels?
>>7870181
Doc Martens with a shirt i dont care that much about and chef pants from a previous job. they will give me a hat, apron, and chef shirt
>>7870193
not sure. It cant be blackmail if im looking forward to it though, right?
>>7870198
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>>7870199
you got dubs, so yes
>>7870249
not sure. I have deodorant and I plan on taking showers
>>7870257
N'SYNC
>>7870259
No. I have a gf
>>7870252
allergies
http://nypost.com/2016/07/10/the-truth-behind-how-were-scammed-into-eating-phony-food/
How much of the stuff they have on offer is actually what they claim it is? I don't mind paying more just as long as i get the thing I'm paying for.
>>7870345
not sure. I start tomorrow
>>7870363
Pls respond back after work
how do you feel about the fact that we are supposed to have fish-less oceans by 2070?
>>7870319
Guess I'll have to head down there, do they have whole salmon or sardines?
>>7870437
I dont know. I havent started yet. I do know that each Whole Foods is different, so there might be regional stuff that the Whole Foods in New Orleans dont have
Hours/pay?
As someone who used to work grocery, i don't envy you lol
Does your town have gay kids yet?
Are you prepared for literally the worst people from all walks of life, from the dirtiest flower hippie love child to the suit and tie businessman? You will get them, and they will either think you're peasants, stupid, or both.
-a current WF bakery employee
I work in the meat and seafood department of a similar hipster grocery store. Pay is kinda shitty but the co-workers are good and it's not bad work
>>7870601
most likely working 2/3 shifts a week, but I am employed at another place as well.
each shift is around 6-8 hours, and i'm starting at $11.30 Per Hour
>>7870683
New Orleans. Yes. Fags are everywhere
>>7870702
Not too sure if im prepared or not. Hopefully since seafood is kinda pricey there, I wont get too many hippies/hipsters
>>7870683
Every town has gay kids, dum dum.