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How did this fatass lose so much weight eating those shitty sandwiches?
>>7867523
He had aides
Eating a 500 calorie sandwich for each meal probably
>>7867523
You burn a lot of calories going around to schools and doing "you know what".
Those sandwiches are 70 percent water logged vegetables. And if you don't get veggies, the amount of meat and cheese you're given has to be tripled to equal anything significant
>>7867523
Fucking little kids burns a lot of calories.
>>7867534
That is misleading, and he was never actually charged with anything but intent.
He's dumb and he did a bad thing, but there's no need to slander him further.
>>7867523
"tuna sub" say it backwards mothafucka
that bitch jared gonna hear that one a lot..
eat fresh.
>>7867563
>>7867523
Is he going to get big again now that he's been cut of from his supply of Subway?
>>7867589
You can't really get too fat on prison food
>>7867523
Every 5 pounds he lost, subway gave him a five year old to '''''''''''''mentor''''''''''''''''''''
>>7867563
I was talking about giving motivational speeches about weight loss to kids, which he was open about and not being charged for since it's not a crime... what are you talking about?
Guys pls with the jokes, I wanna ask a serious question
Would anyone recommend the Subway diet that Jared was on? What are the issues with it?
>>7867619
The issue is taking all your meals at a chain sandwich shop. How long are you gonna do that? How much money do you really want to spend doing this? You're just gonna lose weight and then... eat subway forever?
He walked there, and didn't order a double portion of whatever sugar/fat sauce. Subway is terrible, but if you just get a normal type of sandwich without dousing it in a high calorie sauce it's not that bad. Most fast food posters are too lazy to even get out of their car, and then come home with multiple sandwiches. It's not that difficult if you pay a little attention to calories and make an attempt to move your body around. He was also extremely obese which literally takes more money and effort than being a little overweight, so making a tiny change in your life and doing it everyday over a period of time is obviously going to make a difference. He always makes me think of high school, where it honestly would have been more of a bother to skip and not be able to do anything in pubic than it would to just half ass your homework in the 5 minutes before class started and finish 5th in your class while being high half the time.
>>7867523
It's actually possible to lose weight with Subway.
As long as you're always getting the most boring sandwiches possible.
You'll never lose weight if you're always ordering a footlong double-meat Meatball Marinara drenched in Ranch, but if you order a six-inch roast beef on whole wheat, no cheese, all the vegetables, and no sauces, you can do it.
>>7867619
>>7867639
>subway
>drive thru
Cool strawman, baby
It's amazing a man can be sent to prison for 15 years, but still primarily be remembered for eating sandwiches.
>>7867563
Was he ever convicted?
>>7867668
What are you talking about?
>>7867720
Subways don't have drive throughs, retard.
>>7867724
You are an idiot. The one 2 blocks from my apt has one
>>7867639
>do anything in pubic
Hehehehehe.
>>7867619
>sugar-engorged "bread"
>vegetable portions consist of crunchy water, tomatoes and sodium pickled bullshit
>slabs of something so divorced from meat it can't even be legally categorized as it
>cheese
>shitty unhealthy condiments like mayonnaise or ketchup
may as well just willingly ingest a parasite to lose weight
>>7867668
It's probably been almost a decade since I've been to a Subway and they had drive throughs back then.
Do you live in Manhattan or something and are simply unfamiliar with the concept?
>>7867761
I've personally never seen one, I'm a different Anon and it's not because I live in or near a city
>>7867534
It smells like pepperoni and pedophilia in here.
>>7867785
Maybe it was something they tried out for awhile a million years ago, like seafood salad.
>>7867724
the one closest to me does. i live in the deep south US. everyone drives everywhere here
>>7867668
I can confirm there's a drive thru location on OBT in Orlando. It's possible that it's a franchisee decision, and more urban areas are more likely to keep them based on renovation expenses or safety concerns. It's also the kind of place where they have drive thru liquor stores so..
>>7867639
Why walk inside and stand around listening to morons talk and shitty music when I can sit in my car?
take amphetamine if you want to lose weight
be careful
I'm guessing he loaded his sammies with cheese and ramch dressing.
>>7867855
Because it would be the optimal strategy if you were a morbidly obese person looking to lose weight for whatever reason by eating a diet consisting primarily of Subway sandwiches. If that doesn't apply to you, you can do whatever you want.
>>7867756
BRAAAAAAAAAPT
he didnt eat meat, cheese, mayo, or any condiments.
he got a 6 inch veggie everyday
>>7867863
i took adhd meds to pass college and I still ate like a fat ass. My dr said some people stop getting hungry after they take their pills
Calorie deficit, it's not magic.
>>7867944
You again.
>The sandwich-peddling pedophile has packed on the pounds
>>7867572
bus anut?
Is that even English?
>hating on convicted criminals
don't pretend you're any better. We're all filthy animals. Jared was just careless.
>>7867956
I always hated the narrator.
>>7867563
Wow they let you use a computer in jail. How's it treating you so far?
>>7867971
Exploiting minors and engaging in those acts is depraved and bottom of the barrel. There is no worse degenerate.
When I used to work for subway there was another chick there that mathed out exactly how he did it.
It was something like he walked 6-8mi to get back and forth to the subway and only ordered the grilled chicken flatbread with tons of healthy veggies and that's it.
She had like this weird graph chart that went really in-depth with the specifics but I can't remember them. Who the fuck obsesses that much over something that stupid anyways?
>>7868019
yes he exploited those poor 17 year old girls by paying them thousands of dollars and showering them with lavish gifts
they had no idea what was going on; they were clearly abused. he also had to pay them like 200k in restitution. because they're clearly so abused.
>>7868052
>Who the fuck obsesses that much over something that stupid anyways?
people vastly more intelligent than you.
>>7868019
Give him a break. He's Jewish. He doesn't know better.
>>7868068
She was nearly 25 working part time at a subway in a gas station living with her parents still and had in-depth graphs of how subway man lost weight. But maybe she was secretly a genius.
>>7867724
Hahaha every subway here has a drive through.
>>7868101
Working 3 jobs to live in a shoe box on one's own isn't worth it.
>>7868111
Let me guess: Canada.
>>7868116
Working 1 shit 10hr a week job because you spend all your money on drugs and mooch off your parents as an adult isn't worth imo.
Chasing and fucking liddle diddies burns more calories than you think
>>7867724
Liberal shitstain : The Post
>>7867523
>Sprint 2 miles
Eat at Jimmy Johns instead because at least their ingredients taste like actual food
I dont know how Subway manages to remove the flavor from their sammiches but they should get a medal
>>7868167
Except the bread, no way that's real
JUST
>>7867855
You eat food from drive through restaurants, you don't get to be picky
>eating those shitty sandwhiches
Sounds pretty easy. Just don't over eat and be at least a little bit active. You can eat literally anything and lose weight as long as you don't intake more calories than your body needs.
>>7868119
Actually no, We don't have drive-thru Subways here in Canada.
>>7868064
According to tumblr, young women are retarded and can't make any decent decisions for themselves so it's all his fault.
http://youtu.be/AnKpgK3geWA
>>7867525
Lmao. Classic.
>>7868018
Getting a footlong every day in here is nice. Too bad it's always in the shower :(
>>7867608
It is crazy that we accept prisoners beating and sexually assaulting one another as "how things work".
The sentence was X-time in prison, not x-amount attempted-murder beatings and x-amount rape. Allowing that, even for "bad people we don't like" undermines the very idea of justice and the prohibition of cruel and unusual punishment.
Moreover, allowing and condoning that behavior means you are automatically putting yourself in the category of "good person who will never be in jail" while anyone with half a mind can see that people can be arrested, tried and sent away for almost anything. What's that? you want to protest the way you are being treated? Sorry, the second the cop with anger issues screamed STOP RESISTING STOP REACHING FOR MY GUN I AM IN DANGER STOP RESISTING in your ear while punching your neck you became a "bad person" and we don't care what happens to them.
>>7870409
Daily reminder that being "tough on crime" gets you elected and making any effort to reform the system gets you defeated since, in a nation where there are literally millions of ex-cons, you can always find one example of a bad thing that happened and blame it on the guy who tried to fix the system.
tl;dr you can't fix the system, no one can fix the system, just try to be born white and don't do anything that seems like it might be illegal, like drugs, being a pedestrian in the wrong areas, or having the wrong skin color (see: be born white)
image.jpg related for you, that guy who always spergs over this
>Have three 500 calorie meals a day
>1500 calories
>Well below maintenance calories of an adult male
Gee, I wonder.
>>7867971
He means Busta Nut, a famous rapper. They're going to teach him to rap.
>>7870541
kek.
>>7867523
He had spent most his time eating those sandwiches while looking around schools, and he had some 'aid' from children.
>>7867523
he consumed the virginity of inocent little girls on a regular basis
>>7870764
How many calories are in an innocent, little girl virginity?
>>7867816
There's no pepperoni on cheese pizza, you stupid Reddit fuck.
>>7870800
>he didn't get it
Replace eating junk food with eating underage asses and you'll lose weight too
>>7870766
approx 10-15 if you clean her up after orgasm
His entire life motivation has been to get into a smaller pair of pants.
>>7868052
They didn't have flatbread on their menus in the '90's.
>>7867853
I'm living in central TX now and I've never seen a Subway with a drive-thru (Plenty of drive-thru liquor stores though). I've also travelled pretty extensively across the U.S. and when visiting family or on long road trips where for some reason we end up at Subway I can't recall one like that.
>>7867607
>>7870895
severely underrated post
>>7867668
They have drive thru's. I work at a subway. the drive thru's are for picking up online or phone orders.
>>7867756
You all are thinking, WOW! what a lucky man!, guess what, that bitch didn't sanitize her ass hole before the shoot and he got pink eye and hep c. I'd still be down for it though, not like I can do any more harm to my body than I already have.
>>7871188
The one near me is a literal drive thru. Ordering on the spot and all.
he walked mostly but he did run a little
>>7867523
he fapped to child porn when he wasn't eating subway
>>7867523
By eating less calories then he required to maintain the weight. Every other answer is wrong.
/thread
>>7867675
He is currently in a minimum security prison for possession of child pornography and traveling to have sex with a minor
and yeah he fucked a kid abroad, that's how you get convicted. "Intent" is from an outdated law, that guy is a retard
>>7867523
Its called a lyposuction
>>7867523
>fat
>junk food addict
>pedophile
A true animu fan I guess.
>>7867523
When you have nothing but shit sandwiches to eat, you'll probably end up skipping a meal or two.
>>7871867
Kek, you just KNOW he was a weeb!
