Whats the key to a perfect chicken pot pie?
>>7861840
a large trashcan with odor-shield™ trash bags
>>7861840
Fuck you! Now I'm craving a frozen pot pie and I'm too drunk to drive to wal mart and buy one.
>>7861840
It's probably a delicate balance, isn't it? I mean, your crust needs to be tasty, but not get soggy. Your filling should be thick and creamy, but not obnoxious, and the actual meat needs to not be overcooked.
>>7861840
A thick crust
>>7861840
Have mummy cook you a banquet pie, fucking autist.
>>7861840
just chicken and pot
>>7861962
That's fine. Get your ass in that fucking car. Take a couple of road beers (trust me) and just fucking drive down there and get those pies.
Aggressively ask the employees at Wal Mart if you can use their "fucking microwave". Be sure to stand close so they can smell your alki breath and flip your car keys around too.
Trust me you'll be fine.
go to KFC on $2.99 Pot Pie Monday
big chunks of chicken
puff pastry shell
great price
enjoy
>>7862240
>implying Walmart employees are going to do shit to stop a drunk driver
Lemon juice.
>>7862236
>just chicken and pot
And pie. Don't forget the pie.
>>7861840
whatever you did, do the opposite
bags of sand
