>yfw you pansies can't handle this restaurant
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/menu.html
>>7855967
This level of branding is so american I could cry bald eagles.
>>7855967
>octuple bypass
>>7855967
that's honetly revolting.
>>7855967
I wouldn't mind trying to read the menu, but the fucking nurses are flopping around like they're having a god damn grand mal seizure.
poor web development / 10
get fucked
>free food if you're over 350lbs
isn't that about each single one of their customers
we've had this thread on /fit/ many times. watch this. the guy is a hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc
>>7856713
What a total savage
>can't teach fatties how to lose weight
>try to legally kill as many fatties as you can and openly mock them to their face
Based
>>7857195
>>7856713
>>7856695
>>7856266
>>7856249
>>7855967
>>7855990
is this like the Jigsaw of /fit/
>Hello Bobby
>We're going to play a little game
>You are standing on a set of scales
>They show your weight to be over 450lbs
>If you stay at this size you will die soon
>If you get any larger you will die sooner
>But I'm going to feed you free of charge
>Indulge or get your life together
>What happens next is down to you
>>7857559
I hate stupid queers like you that quote the entire thread fuck off
>>7856713
>that midget in the mini cart serving beers
That's fine take my sides I didn't need them anyway
>>7856695
According to one of the nurses, the really fat dudes do not take advantage of the free food that much. They eat a single and that's it. They didn't get fat from a single meal, anyways. It's mostly skinny dudes that can finish these monster octuple bypasses.
>>7856713
>people are dying
>people will continue to die
fucking lovely
>>7856713
this may be the most hedonistic and hilarious thing I've seen all year
>>7855967
it's a real shame that the fries here aren't really that good and the burgers overall are lackluster.
>>7856713
FUCKING BASED.
This isn't some fucking hippy on facebook liking a post and holding a sign hoping for change.
This is a man who is working from the inside of the fucking capitalist machine and affecting change by getting in people's faces, and making money while doing it.
FUCKING BASED.
South respect to this dude
https://youtu.be/XT9m5daQicA
So much respect to this dude
https://youtu.be/XT9m5daQicA
I chuckled
>>7856713
Sounds yummy.
>>7856713
>that midget waitress
kek
This is expensive as fuck!
>>7859113
so if a man spit at your face, you not only swallow it but also love him for that ?
>>7860932
What kind of shitty metaphor is that? He's mockingbird fat people for their disgusting habits. Honestly, if you still continue to eat like shit after a fucking heart attack you need to reevaluate your life.
>>7855990
The food looks and sounds like it tastes like shit.
>Newfag Reddit summer mobile posters just finding out about the heart attack grill for the first time
Christ, this place is still open? It was better when they sold lucky strikes and jolt cola.
>>7860864
you're paying for the tacky decor and stripper-waitresses, Bud.
>>7860970
And that I assume is that owner's mansion and high-end lifestyle.
This man is a fucking baller.
>>7856262
Lol ketards? Keto works. I'm not saying that fuckin mess is healthy but yes taking out the fries and buns would probably take out 700 calories
Is it actually good? Because all they're saying is BOOM, INGREDIENTS, THE AWESOMEST.
>frozen dreamcicle
>actually just a slushie
>not frozen, can be drank
>any flavor other than orange+vanilla
Faggots.
>>7856262
Perfectly healthy? No, it's still too fucking much food. But the fries, soda, and cigarettes they sell are more likely to kill you than the meat and cheese.
>>7856713
Marion Nestle looks like such an annoying stupid jewwy jew cunt (6:28)
>>7860959
and america wonders why it has such a prominent amount of people with "Genetics" that makes them fat
No joke I really wish there were more places I could get fries cooked in lard and real goddamn burgers.
The burgers don't look good. Ground beef is bland and flavorless that's why burgers are little sandwiches with lots of toppings and condiments. Somehow doubt they're serving high quality beef for the clientele they attract.
>>7861361
>Ground beef is bland and flavorless
>>7861356
outback steakhouse cooks in beef tallow
>>7855967
I think I physically felt my belief in a loving god leave my body after reading over the menu.
>>7855967
>cash only
>onion rings $7
>budlight $5
>jello shot $5
>two shots of captain morgan $17
those prices... lol
>>7856713
That reporter is the most professional motherfucker I have ever seen grace the news, holy shit.
I would legit go there all the time for like a single burger and fries.
>mfw a burger place sells alcohol and cigarettes what fucking year is it
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>>7855967
>vegan option
>100% leaf tobacco
>>7860932
If you go to a place that advertises it will do exactly that, would you expect anything else?
>>7861343
We're actually extremely aware of why we're so god damn fat, it's just that we have to argue against the most obese of us that are in denial.
>>7861463
You're basically arguing against 75% of tumblr
>>7861420
Why is alcohol shocking?
Cigarettes in Vegas are sold in vending machines and you can smoke inside as well. At least in the places I went to.
>>7861393
>those prices... lol
Don't forget to add taxes and tip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjSe8T0kC34
The owner is a legend
>Add 40 bacon slices
>>7861361
You can season burger you know.
>>7861393
Its in Vegas, remember that.
>>7861379
There is a loving god and the owner is one of his angels.
>>7861379
Why would you look at the devil and seek the face of God?
