Let's talk hot sauce, /ck/. I'm looking for something utilitarian and not look-how-tough-I-am hot. Recommendations? I'm totally burned out on 'cha.
>>7854384
Crystal is fine for Louisiana style. For Mexican I like Valentina extra hot and Cholula.
>>7854384
Valentina, Cholula, El Tapatio are my faves.
>>7854384
Crystal or any other generic Louisiana hot sauce for when such is called for, other than that I mostly use El Yucateco.
>>7854384
Valentina and Tabasco
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>>7854384
if you can find it, pick up this stuff.
>>7854424
Tabasco is a shit tier hotsauce.
Cholula
>>7854384
Four of the bottles in your picture are great hot sauces.
>>7854415
This. yucateco all the way. I like the red.
Clancy's Fancy is the superior hot sauce.
>>7854451
Not him, but Tabasco is fine for eggs.
only stupid tryhard faggots eat spicy foods
>>7854451
Tabasco is good for eggs like the other anon said, on toast with sardines and anchovies, and other such minimal recipes, but more importantly it's a good ingredient. I never use it as hot sauce just by itself.
That's what Valentina is for.
>>7854558
Chipotle is also good but a bit too sweet.
>>7854384
my family's been using Cholula for my hwole life
>>7854384
cholua garlic is my go to
>>7854658
found the autist who won't eat anything besides Mommy's special tendies
El Yucateco really is fucking awesome.
I prefer the green one but they are all fantastic
>>7854384
literally anything else is faggots
>>7854750
sorry your sence of taste is literally so bad you have to drown everything in vinegar garbage sauce because your to gay to learn to have real taste
This shit right here OP
>>7854784
>to
>too
ftfy, faggot.
>>7854766
Cholula garlic (and all cholulas for that matter) are barely spicy at all. They're just watery, salty mildly spicy shit.
>>7854784
sorry for offending your refined tastebuds. what do you usually eat? frozen french fries, fish sticks, and ketchup?
>>7854384
You have the answer right there in the middle of your pic.
El Pato. Perfect for pretty much anything.
>>7854817
my pallet is more refined then you could ever comprehend pesent faggot
>>7854430
I bought a bottle of this but haven't used it on anything yet.
>>7854835
>pesent
>>7854835
>pesent
well apparently your spelling isn't
>>7854875
who care's about spelleng online lol are u gay or something
Am I a faggot for really liking Franks Red Hot?
>sick of wimpy normal hot sauces that never taste hot enough
>spot Blair's death sauce on a shelf of some country store
>looks legit
>buy that shit
>check it out later at home
>it's thick and orange with black specks in it
>doesn't smell too pungent, though
>disappointment
>taste a little of it on my finger anyway for the Hell of it
>the Hell of it
>literally
>Hell
>in my mouth
>not a second after touching my tongue, it seems to evaporate into pure searing volcano fire
>chug a glass of milk
>doesn't do shit
>go to the trash can and start spitting because my saliva is now capsicum acid
>can't cool down for a half hour
>put Blair's in back of fridge
>haven't touched it in a month
On the plus side, I got this neat little skull keychain. Very well detailed.
>>7854384
cant go wrong with cholula.
I have been in the same situation anon I am currently using that el yucateca red on many things, and after buying and using all that fancy unique shit I find myself back to using red devil, it's a cycle I don't think there is one all time go to, very much like porn
>>7854394
My nigga
>>7854916
No, I like it too. Good flavor and decent heat. Great for eggs and wings.
>>7854916
I like their buffalo a lot
>>7854835
Stop now before they eat you alive
>>7854384
Valentina
>>7854384
Everyone here is wrong. There are two answers that get full points: Gator Hammock or Secret Aardvark.
>>7855894
Came here to plug that aardvark ! Gang shit !
This stuff. I know, the food is trash, but the hot sauces, specifically hot and fire, are amazing. Not terribly spicy, but they have tons of flavor. Also they're only $1.
Why is the green El Yucateo so fucking green? It tastes so good but it's so neon green.
Also
>tfw I put in a few dabs of habonero El Yukateo into my sister's leftover chipotle burrito
That's what you get for being a jerk.
>>7854921
Oh god, stop, you're making me want to buy that shit. I see it all the time and I'm always so tempted to buy it and feel that glorious burning sensation.
>>7854384
Franks red hot is great mixed with mayo and spread on a sandwich.
>>7854384
I like the Pepper Plant. The chipotle is a little sweet but it's great on meats like pork.
not the sauce: how you use it.
heat in pan
-kidney beans and stock
-diced jalapeno
-add water if necessary, but you want this thick
reduce heat and add a dollop of mayonnaise and teriyaki sauce.
stir well, but don't crush the beans.
serve over a bed of crisp iceberg lettuce chopped at 1/4 inch intervals and then into thirds at 90degrees
If this is available where you live, I'd recommend giving it a go.
>>7856088
Where can you buy these?
Marie sharps
>was best friends with child of hedgefund bigwig in high school
>over at friend's house for his birthday
>friend's dad puts ghost pepper hot sauce on a bunch of chips
>"boys, each of you eat one of these chips, last person to get water gets $20"
>everyone eats one and everyone is miserable but no one caves
>friend's dad throws down another $20 and makes us all eat another one
>this continues until it's up to $180
>people are puking
>finally one person wins, immediately runs to the bathroom
>10 minutes later he emerges from the bathroom with his pants around his knees screaming SOMEBODY TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL
>tfw cant fall asleep that night because stomach is too acidic
high school was fun
Hey, /ck/. First time posting here, but today I've come specifically looking for a hot sauce thread. Over the past year or so, I've been introduced to increasingly spicy things by my girlfriend's stepfather. Needless to say it's become quite the addiction. Every day I crave it almost as much as I crave cigarettes. Anyway, I've been comfortably digging pic related (at 650,000 scoville units I think It's the hottest thing I've ever had), but it's time for more.
Please recommend me some top quality hot sauces hotter than the aforementioned. Also, tips on how to slowly get my spice tolerance to the max.
>>7856348
wal-mart
>>7856488
http://www.hotsauceworld.com/hothotsaucto.html
>>7856396
God damn, that's some rich people shit.
Tell me you guys wouldn't do the same if you were rich.
>>7856650
I don't know anyone who would have done something like that for $20
I went to one of those magnet schools with a lot of rich kids from super high income neighborhoods but also a fair number of poor immigrant kids, the poor kids had too much dignity to be tricked into doing anything like that
>>7856650
When I was in high school we told a kid we would give him like 5 bucks if he snorted a spice powder packet from shin ramyun. He did; There was vomit; no money changed hands.
Can recommend if you want something different. Pretty hot though.
Louisiana of course
Valentina or Valentina xtra hot is not only really good but cheap too. Pic related is even better but you're gonna have to search for it.
>>7854384
Valentina sauce is best all around
But if you want something nice and neat get some Cajun seasoning
>>7856328
I've tried it, tastes nice but isn't spicy
Also cha sauce is for faggots
Its just ketchup and cayenne
>>7856764
That stuff is 99% salt.
The mere fact that its in liquid form is astounding
>>7854451
Tabasco has a certain unique flavor compared to crystal/louisiana/franks. It's a lot thinner in consistency and seems to have less sodium than the other vinegar sauces.
these faggots should start paying me for how much I shill their damn sauce.
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Rickey's World Famous Hot Sauces
![Tabasco-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7YH4l0K.jpg "Tabasco-1[1].jpg")
USA made
#1!
>>7854810
>no mention of tangy or peppery
My friend I regret to inform you there is something wrong with your taste buds.
> imagines live without sambal
>>7854384
Tobasco for breakfast and eggs, cholula for everything else
>>7854766
Way too much garlic imo, original is the best
>>7856494
Ok. Never seen them but I'll check it out.
Bunch of faggots never chew fresh hot peppers with your meal. Im going to kill all white people and force them to enjoy shit cuts of everything before they die. Expect me.
>>7854799
MA NIGGA!
the problem with these threads is that I have no idea where to buy 90% of the sauces posted.
>>7859589
White people love shit cuts of meat. Fuck, even many of the classic hoity-toity French dishes are based upon it.
>>7860123
If your supermarkets don't carry them then just look them up online. There are plenty of specialist hot sauce sellers and there's always amazon too.
>>7854451
try the hab version. I appreciate it might be "hot" to some palettes (my siblings who aren't good with spice don't like it) but it's really fruity and delicious.
>>7854753
this, but I usually go for the red.
>no Melindafags
I have this picture in my folder, I don't know why. Anyway, here it is.
>>7854799
There's a hotdog stand in Birmingham that I always go to when I'm there. Always get this sauce on it too.
This has been my go to hot sauce lately. Tastes really fucking good and the heat sticks around without being crazy hot. You can get their sauces in potion bottles too if you like the theatrical.
>>7854921
>>7856098
If it was the Ultra Death sauce then I can attest to how fucking hot it is.
I love habanero and scorpion pepper sauces on things and use ghost chilis in my cooking but that Ultra Death stuff is on another level.
>take bottle into work
>everyone's wary thanks to past encounters with my hot sauces of choice
>one guy tries some and starts coughing
>15 minutes later he's calmed down and takes a sip of his Fanta
>cleanses his pallette and the heat comes back again
>starts sweating and coughing again
He did this a few more times throughout the lunch break.
>>7854384
Franks
>>7856088
why buy the bottles when they give you two fistfuls of the shit at the drive-thru?
>>7854565
WHO ARE YOU
>>7856710
I snorted a chili ramen seasoning packet in jail for a ton of shit: 8 ramen packets, extra noodle brick from chili flavor ramen, half container of cheese, a bag of chips and 10 salt/10 pepper packets.
Basically fuck you. Pay up.
>>7854384
Cristal or Louisiana style is pretty popular in El Salvador
>>7854394
I second this whole post. Tapatio is better than cholula though imo.
I'm a Cholula guy but I make do with whatever's available, except I can't for the life of me enjoy Valentina sauce. It tastes like slightly tangier ketchup to me. Why do you guys like it?
Gator Hammock.
>>7854394
cholula has no flavor
>>7857336
not the salt nazi, but I get where he's coming from. I'm not the biggest fan of salt and try to avoid using it when cooking. That being said, he's wrong about Frank's red hot, it's decent shit.
tomatillos, cilantro, jalapenos, garlic, lime puree is my go to lately. But I only eat hot sauce on my texmex. So it's a bit specific as far as an all around sauce
>>7861668
It doesn't have an overpowering vinegar flavor or taste like a salt lick.
I find it pretty similar to Cholula. Hmmm....
>>7854799
this one is great best one out there desu
Purple Pam's KISS of Death sauce is freaking awesome. Habanero and a bit of jalapeno - has heat but mostly flavor. I put it on pizza, anything fried, and in soup. Slightly cinnamony and sweet, really versatile.
>>7861303
My southern dwelling nigga
Also the texas pete sriracha-cha is dope. I feel like sriracha doesn't compliment as many flavors as the texas pete version does.
>>7854384
white people and their hot sauce obsession
shaking my head
every AUTHENTIC ethnic chef will laugh about your incompetence
>>7863660
>take the worst parts of an animal due to poorfaggotry, cook it as badly as possible and dump hot sauce all over it
>post racist bullshit to make yourself feel better
black people baka
