What do you buy from here?
eggs?
What is Greggs? Some sort of high-class milkbar?
>>7847872
It looks like a breakfast sandwich shop like DD.
An extra large Gregg
>>7847862
They sell baked pasties, meat pies and desserts.
Got called racist in Greggs the other day.
>>7847889
Because you prefer white eggs over brown?
>>7847872
They sell pastries. Things like sausage rolls, pies, pasties and homemade sandwiche. That kinda shit.
People act like its some new thing but its basically a chain version of a bakery that sells pies, pastries, sandwiches and pastry slices that have been around for fucking ever lol.
Not to mention everytime one of these opened up somewhere the local, family run bakers usually goes out of business while a bunch of idiots flock to Greggs because they saw someone they follow on twitter go there and wanna be cool too.
>>7847889
Did you not let Mohammed ahead of you in line?
>>7847891
No, I was being racist.
>>7847893
Aren't people known for sticking their dicks into Greggs' products?
>people actually go to greggs
deeply concerning
>>7847893
>People act like its some new thing
No they don't.
>>7847901
>tfw bellend burned
>>7847901
The true great british pastime
>>7847913
Yeah but he was probably following the trend set by the American pie fuckers.
>>7847925
Did he do this in the late 90s or something?
>>7847899
in greggs?
>>7847928
Mate, it's the Sunday Sport.
Why are jf like this?
I bet you believe their story about a WW2 bomber being found on Luna is true too.
>>7847925
>someone does something stupid in Britain
>MUH AMERICANS R STOOPID
Jesus christ, I swear you eurocucks have some sort of mental disorder
>>7847948
You're really a Spaceball, you know that don't you?
>>7847946
I literally don't know what youre trying to say, but it pissed me off
>>7847954
If you're an American then think The Onion except it is old media.
Those images that get posted in the mod allowed anti-British shitposting threads like the frozen toothpaste mints and the boiled egg handwarmers are all a joke that brainless jf think are real.
>>7847963
And the mod also "allows" thousands of "WHY DO AMERICANS"/"DO AMERICANS REALLY" to be posted an hour, do you have a point here with this nonsense.
>>7847992
Yeah except they get deleted near instantly.
I got a 24 hour ban for even calling out that disgusting webm of the crisps covered in tomato juice that is going around because you get so much mod special treatment.
If you can't find the point in that then Common Core truly has raped the American mind.
>>7847999
>crisps
Who the fuck let you out of the coal mine?!
>>7848029
Kill yourself yank, your memes are boring.
>>7847862
Hmm
I think ill av 2 sausage rolls
a strawberry tart
and a bottle of lucozade originalio
>>7848039
No friend, steak bake and a sausage roll is the power choice.
>>7848093
Yes steak bakes are good.As long as i dont get a piece of grizzle
>>7847889
in Greggs?
>>7848029
>Who the fuck let you out of the coal mine?!
>>7847862
Cheese fucking pasty
every other answer is objectively wrong
Mexican chicken baguette and a ginger beer.
>>7847889
tell us what happened lad
They're not bad for breakfast, and £2 is a decent price for a coffee and a bacon/sausage roll made to order. I live near some good bakeries so Gregg's wouldn't be my first choice if I wanted a pie and a cup of soup, though I wouldn't say no to a steak bake or cheese and onion pasty if I was hungry.
>>7847862
Cheese and onion pasty, can't beat it.
Steak bake and a slice of tottenham cake.
>>7848033
>yank
>implying
>>7847862
I stopped going when they discontinued the french bread pizza.
Normally I try to go to independent bakers. Not the new faggoty sourdough bread places, but proper old fashioned bakers that do chelsea buns and french bread pizza.
>>7847862
I stopped going when they stopped doing their pizza (literally best pizza ever, no meming) in squares, and moved them to triangles meaning you got less pizza for your money
>>7847862
>ctrl+f
>no sweet chilli chicken bloomer
>>7848437
Loved those french bread pizzas
>>7847913
>tfw actually did this whilst at Uni for rugby club initiation
Seriously, we all had to choose 2 Greggs products to fuck. The ones who came first won and got to be captain for the first game. I fucked a sausage roll (because it is vagina shaped) and a cheese and bacon wrap (because it looks like a womans nipples). I finished 4th. The guy who won fucked an entire sandwich platter and a gingerbread man.
Pretty funny stuff at that time in my life.
>>7848520
How do you fuck a gingerbread man? How did he fuck a sandwich platter? Take them one at a time like a sandwich harem?
>>7847872
https://youtu.be/WmGjgdo9CVM
Greg's kitchen
>>7847893
They're good in the middle of cities, but i agree with the family run bakers getting fucked.
When they opened in my village everyone flocked there for the cheap sausage rolls and shit, the local baker shut down, and now no one goes to greggs so the stock is left to sit for hours and goes cold/stale.
>>7847999
What webm?
>>7848585
I'll try and draw it for you
Pic 1- Sandwich platter. He kind of ran his dick between the sandwiches and along the sides of the sandwiches whilst they were in the platter. He said after that the soft bread sides and the ham and mayo on the edges tickled his cock
Pic 2- Gingerbread man- He fucked it when he was getting close to cumming by putting it between 2 sandwich bread slices and rubbing the underarm area across his cock. apparently it reminded him of rubbing his dick on a girls hard nipples.
What sort of non-traditional pasty fillings would you guys wanna buy? I was thinking butter chicken would work great as a filling. I remember my local Nisa used to sell pizza pasties (so mozzarella, tomato sauce, pepperoni) and they were fucking amazing but they stopped selling them.
>>7847862
Steak bake.
Fuck Gregg's, Bird's is where it is at
they redid the greggs near me, expanded it a bit and then put all the prices up
pasties are £1.30 now but its the only bakery
shits fucking shit lads, at least i can get a sausage and bacon sandwich and a latte (their other coffee is shite and I cant figure out the milk jug for tea) for £2 on a morning
srsly how do you use that fucking milk jug
only other options if i want a hot pie is the chip shop, and they put their prices up too so a pie is £2 when it used to be £1.20 fucking cunts
fish and chips is £5.50 who the fuck pays that shit
fucking cunts, if i go just a bit further i can have better fish and chips for £4.75 fucking cunt bastards
>>7848882
chicken tikka
bacon, sausage, egg and bean
spicy beef
cock
>>7847906
Well they did when they first got popular.
It's only in the past 5 years or so they've become popular. Before 2010 I don't think I knew Greggs even existed.
>>7848913
>bacon, sausage, egg and bean
Now that sounds like the best way to start a morning.
>>7848907
Sir, you appear to be on level.
>>7847893
> homemade
> it's a chain
>>7848913
>chicken tikka
I've never ever thought of that before, but now that I have, that sounds genuinely amazing
>>7847862
sausage roll, cheese & onion pasty, pepperoni pizza,
>>7847862
Sausage Roll
Bacon, Chicken and Mayo Sandwich
Gingerbread Men
Chocolate Chip Cookies
>>7849340
The bacon, chicken and mayo baguettes are so filling. Along with the tuna mayo baguette. I used to buy either of them with a chicken bake. Idc if they are more expensive than a meal deal, their baguette/sandwich/bloomer has the right amount of filling
>>7847862
pizza slices
How does this place compare?
>>7850045
Shit, it's shit
Cooplands > Greggs
My hometown had this up until a few years ago, there was at one point 3 Greggs on this street alone.
>>7848124
gristle*
>>7850687
... why?
Were they linked together or something?
>>7850726
One was a sit-in version and the other was a regular fast food, just a counter variety.
There's now 1 Greggs for every 18,834 people in this town. Standards have slipped.
I only know this place exists because I've seen it in the store front captchas.
mexican baguette or a slice of square school cafeteria pizza
>>7848862
Thank you, Anon. Thank you.
>>7850045
>Poundbakery
Went there once for a sausage and bean roll, there were about three flecks of sausage contained within this fine product
>NuGreggs
I used to think greggs was shit but they've really upped their game, cheese and ham toasty is really fucking tasty, and I dont even like cheese.
>mexican chicken baguette not in the meal deal
cunts
>>7850687
Nobles Amusements are pretty much the UK Las Vegas.
Free instant coffee if you play on their machines, and often there's a plate of cheese or ham barms to get stuck into.
>>7851879
>steak pudding
>barms
Good lad
I used to work at greggs
>ask me anything
