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Prove them wrong /ck/, what's in your cabinet
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We're just gonna take this shit?
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>>7847372
This says more about police than it says about white people.
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>>7847376
i'll take my white person food over a steaming plate of 'momma be out wid tyrone 2nite baby here $5 fo sum chikkun wingz'
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>>7847372
I don't see what that has to do with white people at all. There's heaps of black police in America from what I've seen of Cops.
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>>7847376
>not dying of a heart attack at age 55
>not having a foot amputated from diabetes

Yeah no I'm good.
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salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder
apple pie spice, pickling spice
taco seasoning, chili powder, curry powder, meat tenderizer, msg
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https://youtu.be/3zDHSLDY0Q8
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>>7847393
>Lil white boii can't take bantz
Pottery
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>>7847494
>blacks resort to some stupid seasoning joke that doesnt even make sense since most whites use spices because there is LITERALLY nothing else they can say to insult
white people.
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>>7847372

I don't understand where this shit comes from.

Never thought African cuisine changed/influenced the food world.

French, italian, mexican, spanish, japanese, chinese, american all of these have an impressive impact on world food and have great (now classic) techniques with seasoning/flavoring...

Never saw Namibia on a map and thought: "man, their stuff is amazing" they fry fucking worms for fuck's sake...

If your neighbor is white and can't cook, doesn't mean all white people can't cook, your brain is just as useful as a marzipan dildo, get fucked.
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>>7847372
>Niggers think the entirety of white-skinned people, who made more different cuisines among their cultures than ghetto trash have brain cells, somehow can't compete with Tyrone emptying a shaker of steak seasoning on his walmart porkchops.

It's like satire, let them keep believing their delusion. Compare a real chef like Ainsley Harriot to these "woke" welfare trash and then tell me ghetto niggers know what seasoning is.
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>>7847513

>Never thought African cuisine changed/influenced the food world.

then you are stupid

> they fry fucking worms for fuck's sake...

so do mexicans
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>>7847522

Change my mind then. Arguments.
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>>7847372
>>7847376
do blacks even know how to cook?
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Huh, really makes you think.
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>>7847517
why are you taking social media memeing seriously anon?
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>>7847523

why should i? you're just making a baseless statement. you haven't given even the most cursory examination of the subject.
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>>7847522

Namibian fry their worms and eat them.

Mexican fry their worms seasoned with salt, lime, and a spicy sauce, served in a tortilla and eat them.

Mexico = Namibia y'all
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>>7847531

Great stuff.
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>>7847517
>>7847513
The twitter nigga 'white people don't know what seasoning is' meme comes from the fact that your average poor black family seasons their dishes, and your average poor white family that live among poor blacks, ie, all poor blacks have to base their notions of all white people off of, do not season their dishes. Poor white families are often the least food savvy of any poor person, and I should know, I came from one. Growing up, my house had these spices over 18 years of my life: salt, pepper, pumpkin pie spice, cream of tartar, and cinnamon. Those last two were because my sister started going to bakery school and started making snickerdoodles, before giving up on going to baking school. The pepper was the super-cheap kind where the pepper is three years shelf-stale. If any other seasoning showed up in our house, it was taco seasoning to be used up completely after purchase, or stew seasoning, for same. So, twitter niggas definitely do command higher spice know-how, relatively, but it's not like they're gourmands.

Now, I have these spices in my own kitchen: whole peppercorns and white pepper, fine-grain, kosher, and sea salt, garlic and celery salt, garlic and onion powder, dried oregano, basil, marjoram, parsley, tarragon, and thyme, chili powder, cayenne, old bay, crushed red pepper, curry powder, garam masala, smoked paprika, turmeric, fennugreek, mustard, cardamom, coriander, kombu, furikake, bay leaves, allspice, cloves, nutmeg, cinnamon, pumpkin pie spice & cream of tartar.
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>>7847535

they're still frying worms. what you just did is something called moving the goalposts, look it up.

>>7847540

nigga you really just need to fucking read a book on the subject rather than mouthing off.
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>>7847372
Oregano, Basil, rosemary, sage, marjoram. chives, thyme, parsley, salt, pepper, turmeric, ground coriander, cumin seeds, ground cumin, smoked chilli powder, mild chilli powder, dried chillies, habanero powder, smoked paprika, paprika, fenugreek, fennel seeds, coriander seeds, cinnamon sticks, ground cinnamon, star anise, saffron, vegetable + chicken stock cubes, worcestershire sauce, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, allspice, garam masala, whole black peppercorns, whole rainbow peppercorns, pink himalayan salt, cardamom pods, nutmeg, dessicated coconut, pumpkin seeds, walnuts, cashew nuts, bay leaves, red wine vinegar, white wine vinegar, pistachios, gravy granules, sesame seeds, rosewater, aromat.
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>>7847372
Why would you ruin the flavor of food by adding shit to it?
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I got shit black people wouldn't even know what to do with in my spice cabinet...
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>>7847546

Reading a book on what subject ?
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>>7847546
>moving the goalposts

The subject is proving black people wrong about seasoning.

Mexicans are doing it right you fucking cunt.
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>>7847556

african cuisine.
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>people of unknown ethnicities point out how lacking white culinary is
>"FUCKING BLACKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
sure is /pol/ in here
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>>7847558

no, the point you were making was that namibians fry worms, so clearly their cuisine is unimpressive. mexicans also fry worms, and their cuisine is impressive. the fine adjustments you make to make the point stick only undermine it.
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>>7847549
Technically the liquid stuff is seasoning, not spices
>>7847566
It's demonstrably a black person meme, and none of the images here are of ambiguous race, you're a google search away from not making an ass of yourself, use that power next time.
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>>7847570

>Technically the liquid stuff is seasoning, not spices

no it isn't
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american black cuisine was literally stolen from french immigrants so i dont really get this meme. do niggers think they invented fried chicken or something?
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>>7847571
Use google.
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>>7847570
>>7847571
>>7847574
Youd two, it really doesn't matter considering the original post was sayign that whites don't have seasoning.
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>>7847568

You can fry worms, i can fry worms, everyone can fry worms, only the blacks don't season them, that males it unimpressive and hilarious in relation to OP's subject.
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>>7847574

fuck off. seasoning is just a broad term meaning adding additional flavours in concentration to a component of a dish. the fact that the seasoning is in solution doesn't change the fact that the dissolved flavouring could be a spice, a herb or whatever.
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> Be black
> Get shot
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>>7847564

I don't need a book 27 different recipes of boiled lamb, roots and cardamon.

I'm never going to come close to a goat so so 5 recipes of dried goat ? No thanks.

Also as i use clean water from the tap, i don't need the 5 pages on the dangers of boiling, storing water and where to find it.
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>>7847584
ちぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇん
She is cute
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>>7847586

if you don't want to know about a subject, go ahead and refuse to learn, but don't pretend you do know about it and don't use that gap in your knowledge to make value judgements.
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>>7847590

What have you learned from an African cookbook ?
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>>7847579

well, firstly that's untrue, and secondly just stop, you've shamelessly ducked out of the point you were making in the first place because you know it doesn't work.
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>>7847595

well, for a start, how to make couscous.
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>>7847372
salt
pepper
paprika
cayenne pepper
garlic powder
oregano
a jar simply labelled "cajun seasoning" (goes great on pork)
another, even more mysterious jar, labelled "green herbs"
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>>7847597

It's an art, isn't it ?

Real game changer.
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>>7847607

oh i see we've got to the point where you say things that are true, but in a sarcastic tone so that we all know you don't want to engage with the subject.
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>>7847610

All i needed to know is that i was right, thx.
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>>7847615

>never thought africa had any influence on the food world
>fucking couscous is african
>yeah but it doesn't count because reasons
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>>7847619
>The average person eats couscous

the entire world isn't a food blog on an anonymous image board made for discussing Mongolian cave paintings
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>>7847619
North African ≠ American sub Saharan african
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>>7847632

i know, i was purposefully going for something with a different vector of influence thinking it might catch him off guard.

>>7847629

do you seriously think couscous is some obscure thing?
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>>7847637
White people think it's obscure memefood best eaten with activated almonds and the provocatively fashionable new limefruit that the cool hipsters who shop at whole foods keep flaunting ostentatiously
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>>7847637
Majority of people in western countries don't eat couscous though. Are you actually denying that?
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>>7847653

western countries don't have a culture, so it doesnt matter if they dont eat it.
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>>7847637
>white people
>Eating seasoned couscous

the only thing white people know how to season are their cast iron pans
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>White people don't know what seasoning is.
>Colonel Sanders is a white guy.
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>All these butthurt whities

can't handle the bantz?
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>all these upset white people
lol we talk about niggers and watermelon and fried chicken all day on this board and the second someone makes fun of you, you chimp out like a nigger. you guys might as well be niggers
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WE WUZ COOKS AND SHIT
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I have some msg in my spice rack.
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>>7847372
Salt
Pepper
mixed herbs
brown sauce

if I need something for a recipe I'll buy it.
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>>7847703
>>7847702
>>7847689
Samefag.
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>64 posts
>still no proofs of whites having spice in their houses
LOL
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>>7847664
(You)
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>>7847720
Try again bitch boy
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>>7847726
Did you not read the thread?
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>>7847731
Yes. No evidence at all.
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>>7847668
Yes, but that's black food now. Bringing up that the white man made it is racist.
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>>7847372
>white people can't cook
I think it has more that poor people can't cook. They can't afford good ingredients or spices, so everything is just bland mac n' cheese or ramen.

They only exposure black people get to whites is through the ghetto. Of course any white people left there will be poor. They might have white skin, but the rest of us treat them as blacks.
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>>7847736
There's no evidence that you're not a fat asian man with a diaper fetish.
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>>7847771
How is that related to whites not using seasonings lol?
Btw i totally am a fat asian man with diaper fetish, how did you know?
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>>7847376
They kill each other in the streets. Why would I care what animals think?
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>>7847776
I can tell by the way you type.
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>>7847779
That's totally fine! #BodyPositive
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>>7847749
Upper middle class Asian here, grew up in Palo Alto, CA

The stereotypes are true, white people ruin food
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>30 posters still can't handle a joke

top kek
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Salt, black pepper, basil, thyme, oregano, rosemary, muscat, cayenne pepper, garlic powder, curry powder, turmeric, cinnamon, coriander, cumin, garam masala, red and green curry paste, sambal oelek, chipotle paste, white and balsamic vinegar, soy, cacao, bruschetta mix, ginger.. I'm sure there's more in there but these are the ones that comes to mind.
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>>7847801
Whites don't handle humor well, this stuff is always "no big deal" except when they're on the receiving end in which case it's hate speech
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>>7847806
Nobody asked your local store assortment.
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>>7847372
>niggers make fun of white people for not using spices
If it wasn't for white people they'd still be seasoning their rats with dirt.
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>>7847809
>Whites don't handle humor well
You mean americans.
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>>7847813
lol niggers
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>>7847816
>america
>white
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>>7847812
That's what I have in my pantry, sorry tp confuse you anon.
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>>7847841
>That's what I have in my pantry
sure you do, mayoman
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>>7847846
You don't have to believe me my forgein friend.
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>>7847846
LUH
MAO
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All this thread (and all the other whitey can't season threads) proves is that white people are

BY FAR
Y

F
A
R

the most sensitive race
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>>7847914
Then how come whites don't riot when one is killed by the police?
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>>7847932
I don't feel like giving /pol/ PTSD from being triggered so hard today, so I'm not going to answer ;)
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>>7847914
>All this mild whining is worse than black people literally rioting on the streets everytime someone points out they're criminals
If you say so.
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>>7847914
Nice bait. Blacks throw fits if they aren't literally treated with kid gloves by the media, govt, school system, police, etc.
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>>7847653

it doesn't have to be a majority, still a significant number of people in western countries do eat it.
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>>7847652

it's a fucking type of pasta you bellend. you clearly are a very sheltered person.
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>>7847943
If a very large majority never eat it, then it hasn't had much influence.
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My favorite source of salt is definitely the dried tears of stormweenies
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>>7847947
Why are you so mad? Whites are so sensitive
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ITT whites pretend not being white.
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>>7847950

>if

time to start actually clarifying what you mean by a 'very large majority' and backing that shit up cause in the UK that shit is extremely common and available in the majority (you heard me) of supermarkets
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>>7847955
Don't you have to go kill some cops or something?
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Salt
Pink salt
Blue salt
Red salt
Smoked salt
Pepper
Curry
Oregano
Megnut
Crushed chilli peppers
Cinnamon
Sweet paprika
Rosemary (plant, outside)
Basil (plant, outside)
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>>7847961
I'm talking about white countries.
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>>7847964
Yet another mad white!
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>>7847966
why so salty?
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>>7847970

how clever
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>>7847971
What makes you think I'm mad?
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>>7847966
>Salt
>Pink salt
>Blue salt
>Red salt
Is there a noticeable taste difference? Color difference to the food? What's the point?
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>>7847960
I'm not white. I'm not black either. Sorry for your lack of culture ;_; and for your supreme court ruling, but rest assured you're now entitled to minority status in highly selective schools now that your test scores are so low :( :( :(
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>>7847914
No, it proves that nig nogs are so sensitive they need to flood social media in order to feel better about themselves.
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>make 80 average on IQ tests
>can't get real jobs
>kill people at 5x the rate of real human beings
>"I know, le whites can't le cook, lol!"

Hilarious. I look forward to your accusation that I'm "mad."
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>>7847932
>>7847941
>>7847942
>>7847984
top kek you idiots just proved his point lol
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>>7847984
>at least I'm not black
Official motto of irrelevant alienated white '''''people'''''

Thank god I'm neither
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>>7847993
implying i'm white
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Course salt
Black peppercorns
Szechuan peppercorns
Homegrown red pepper flakes
Cumin
Thyme
Oregano
Caraway seeds
Fennel seeds
Cayenne pepper
Allspice berries
Ginger
Onion Powder
Garlic Powder
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>>7847997
sure you're not Robert

show pics as proofs?

>inb4 1/10th Cherokee
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>>7847993
If you say so.
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>>7848000
>Robert
Is this white hillbilly slang?
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>>7847974
I'm a simple man who simply fucking loves salt
>>7847980
They have different tastes, smoked and red have a strong flavour, pink has a distinct flavour that's more balanced, blue is the mildest and I use it mostly on vegetable dishes
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>>7847730
Nice photoshop.
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>>7847546
Nigger detected
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>>7847993
They literally didn't.

A handful of replies on 4chan isn't even comparable to the way minorities act if you don't portray them in a favorable light. Therefore, your post is sheer moronism.
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Are we reaching a new era where threads are ruined not by /pol/fags, but by anti-/pol/fags?
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>These Tumblr kids implying they know anything outside of salt and pepper

Allspice, Basil, Black Pepper, Cayenne, Cinnamon, Coriander Seed, Cumin, Curry Powder, Ginger, Ground Oregano, Italian Seasoning, Lemon Pepper, Mustard Seed, Nutmeg, Old Bay, Onion and Herb Ms. Dash, Paprika, Parsley, Pumpkin Pie Spice, Sage, Sesame Seed, Taco Seasoning, Tumeric
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>>7848056
/pol/fags were always knights in shining armor. Bless their hearts.
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>>7848056
It's been that way for a while on other boards, since /pol/ is the second or third biggest board now.
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>>7848051
lmao you keep on doing it you spaz, do you threaten to murder people in real life too because you cant handle the bantz?
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>>7848056
both parties are faggots

turning fucking everything into an argument about race or politics or whatever

just fucking have a laugh jesus
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Why are white people so sensitive?
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Niggers are honestly the dumbest things on this planet.

I don't know why the hell American's weren't trying to ship them back to Africa following the end of the Civil war.
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the white people can't season meme is all fun and games until someone actually believes it's true, then they are a certified dumbass, just like anybody who uses 4chan nigger memes as what the average black person is.
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>>7848155
They did try.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back-to-Africa_movement
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>>7848155
Because they continued to use them for "totally not slave labor we pay them like two cents an hour and force them to live in the old slave quarters how is that slave labour? Checkmate Union fags"
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>shit nigga whites cant season their food kek
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NIGGERS HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF ME WE HAD YOU IN CHAINS YOU FUCKING SPOOKS REEE REEEEAAA
how did you people survive in high school? or rather how did everyone else manage to survive
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>>7848168
Easy, blacks never actually showed up for class so neither blacks nor whites had to suffer each others presence.
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I know a guy that got arrested for heroine possession but it turns out it was just a bag of pancake mix
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>>7848169
high school banter is ment to turn you into a functioning adult who doesn't throw a temper tantrum whenever you get "insulted" so that's a shame, instead you get these coddled dunning kruger effect influenced 4chan nerds going full stormfag whenever they're on the recieving end of a joke
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>>7848193
Autistic people don't understand banter. They take everything as a personal attack. This is a genuine symptom.
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>>7848168
Hard to believe that he finally lost his virginity.
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>>7848193
I don't understand the whole "hurr durr whites don't season food" joke, because it is really just reinforcing the fact that whites have access to better quality foods. So really the joke is on the nig nogs.
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>>7848235
>because it is really just reinforcing the fact that whites have access to better quality foods
what
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>>7847544
>no cumin
post discarded
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>>7848262
I do have cumin actually, I noticed I forgot to list it earlier and wondered if someone might point it out. I also forgot to list ground ginger.
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How many black people have garam masala in their pantry?

Granted, I never know what the fuck to do with it...
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>>7848193
High school banter is the device of the public school masses who received no actual education on how to be human. Letting yourself grow complacent to what is actually a peer group sicked upon itself to inculcate fear of advancement and thus of isolation and thus of actualization is a con-job, and look, it worked, you're defending the tactic.
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>>7848295
I've only used it in tikka masala and jap curry, so that I guess.
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>>7848168
"Mommy, black people were mean to me on the internet. They even called me "nigga". ;_;"
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>>7848298
>come to /ck/
>learn important life lessons
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>>7848298
hurt feelings
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>>7848312
>future bald ferrari owner
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>>7847372
How can black people claim whites can't or don't season their food, have they ever visited Europe? From Lisbon to Moscow, the variety of different flavors and seasonings is tremendous.
What led to the Age of Discoveries was the desire of the Portuguese to find a trade route to India so they could get more spices for cheaper ffs.
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>>7848319
>muh mid life crisis
>im just reliving my yoof keeeeeeds
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>>7848325
>socially incompetent on the internet
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>>7848168
>if you acknowledge certain politically incorrect facts, such as blacks having low IQs and being disproportionately violent, you must be a virgin/social outcast/bullied in high school/etc.

Nice mental gynmastics/defense mechanism, subhuman.
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>>7848298
>that one quiet faggot who ca,e to school in dc shoes and a torn hoodie sitting in the back of the classroom who'd always get his feelings hurt whenever he was "bullied" so everyone had to respect his feelings
that's you
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>>7848193
This shit is legit hilarious. It's pseudo-intelligent armchair psychology.

You just desperately need to convince yourself that everyone who is aware that blacks aren't civilized has a mental disorder. That's what's really going on. Ironic that you're calling others sensitive.
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>>7848331
literally 10% me :^^^)
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>>7848340
>subhuman
that's a cute insult neckbeard but this is real life where we dont monologue like an anime villain when we get our feelings hurt
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>>7848345
So I see you've been indoctrinated to be afraid of 'quiet' natures. I bet in your brain every person from antiquity is a faggot? You realize what you normalize is hyper-specific and exists only now, only very recently. Given any thought to who put it there, and why?
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>>7848346
>You just desperately need to convince yourself that everyone who is aware that blacks aren't civilized has a mental disorder.
is this what's happening in your head?
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>>7848346
>calls other people sensitive
>gets offended by black people making fun of white people over fucking spices.
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>>7848357
>I bet in your brain every person from antiquity is a faggot?
hahahahahahahahaha
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>>7848353
My feelings are fine. I'm only stating facts. You, however, have to make pseudo-intelligent psych assumptions and use insults when someone states facts that aren't aligned with your dogmatic social beliefs, which shows your emotional fragility, and lack of intellectual integrity.
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>>7848208
in jail?
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>>7848295

just buying 'garam masala' without looking at what's actually in it is ultra pleb

making your own masala is patrician
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>>7848373
i bet you felt really clever typing that out
>>if you acknowledge certain politically incorrect facts, such as blacks having low IQs and being disproportionately violent, you must be a virgin/social outcast/bullied in high school/etc.

it's actually funny that you're talking about defense mechanisms and pseudo intellectuality when you're the one shitting out /pol/ indoctrinated sophistry about some shitty twitter joke because you couldn't handle being made fun

you need to spend less time on 4chan and leave your dungeon occasionally because being permanently fused to a hugbox is bad for your mental health
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this thread is getting personnel....kid
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>>7848399
And being confronted with the truth makes you lash out and call the other person a basement dweller because you have no actual reply?
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>>7848409
>y-you just can't handle the """truth""" and my superior argumentative skills haha i knew all those years on 4chan would come in handy!
yes anon you won, i'll let you have this one
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But the blacks can't cook for shit

What a silly meme
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>>7848429
That depends if ordering fast food counts as cooking.
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Fuck social justice people on twitter and fuck you niggerlovers who defend them.
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>>7848515
lmao
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>>7847513
>African cuisine

African cuisine is finding whatever roadkill & shit plants & making them palatable.

Bragging about black food is like bragging about making prison food "tasty".
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>>7848589
>talking about africa like it's a small country
american education everyone
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>>7847372
Cayenne pepper, Paprika, Ginger, pepper, oregano, cumin, kosher salt and I think something else I forget about, I forgot to buy garlic powder, I have fresh but I can't use that for fried chicken
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>>7848589
>African cuisine is finding whatever roadkill & shit plants & making them palatable.

2 lbs roadkill
3 bags of UN provided mush
Mix in large gasoline container with any water, piss, or liquid

bonapetit!
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>>7848606

Jesus... is that Nigger eating a dirt pancake?
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>>7848606
>Literal slaves
>No culture whatsoever since they where slaves for thousands of years before being shipped to america
>Work in the cotton fields
>Get rice and some pork intestines Me maybe some half rotten chicken hearts as food
>No spices whatsoever
>Probably not even egg
>Lard and somefliur, maybe some corn.
>Appropriate southern cuisine because they came from the south right, ignore the fact that some pepper coated more than 5 slaves
We wuz fine eaten and shieet
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>>7848609
Yes
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>>7848606
>bonapetit!
>not "wala!"
Getting sloppy, /pol/
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>>7848628
Even the "great" empires of sub-saharan Africa had really bland and shitty cuisine, they stole a lot from the Berbers of the north.
Unless you count deep frying as good cuisine
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>>7847376
as opposed to some greasy chicken with some 10cent beans on the side

silly nigger
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Salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, curry powder, garam masala, red pepper flakes, five spice, jerk spice, nutmeg, cinnamon, coriander, mustards, bay leaf, dill, parsley, oregano, thyme, anise, fennel, mace, sage, mint, chili powder, turmeric, paprika, cumin

I'm sure other stuff, too.
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>>7847376
I don't investigate what my dog eats so why should I do the same for a nigger?
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>>7847372
salt, pepper, lowry's, cinnamon, nutmeg, garlic powder, and a bag of dried chowder base for when it gets colder.

t. whitey
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>>7848399
>blacks have low IQs and are disproportionately violent is "sophistry"

hahahahaha, nice fantasyland you live in. Too bad you don't have any actual evidence or arguments to support the idea that blacks have an average IQ similar to Asians and whites or don't commit crime disproportionately.

All you have is
>you're from /pol/
>you must have antisocial tendencies, such as no gf, neck on beard
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Also, I got a lot of stuff in the spice rolly. Havn't taken a good look yet, prolly needs a mucking out, but the most used is masala and garlic.
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Salt, pepper, garlic powder, garlic salt, cinnamon, a few Cajun seasonings, a few steak seasonings, oregano, paprika, sugar, parsley, onion powder, chili powder, and celery seed.
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>>7848824
lets start from the beginning

i posted >>7848168
a post obviously pointing out how you faggots cant handle banter because muh persecution complex

you replied with
>>if you acknowledge certain politically incorrect facts, such as blacks having low IQs and being disproportionately violent, you must be a virgin/social outcast/bullied in high school/etc.
you're a mental gymnastics athlete, do you see what you're doing? you competely missed the point of the original post and went straight to discussing eugenics, /pol/ has literally taught you to react this way
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>>7848824
straw man arguments are your holy grail, it's the best way for a mongoloid such as yourself to completely derail a topic into being about niggers/jews because you can't process thinking outside of your expansive hugbox kek
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My girlfriend's roommate is a perpetually assmad cuban girl who does the "ree white people seasoning etc" the first time I cooked for her she was like "where did you get this recipe white boy" when I told her it was my mom's she was noticeably upset.

Nah honestly the reason why the dude white people seasoning thing pisses so many people off is the hypocrisy, if people could freely tweet about black people not being able to swim without being called a racist then no one would care about the seasoning meme.
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>>7848860
>if people could freely tweet about black people not being able to swim without being called a racist then no one would care about the seasoning meme.
is it true that black people cant swim? kek
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>people legitimately trying to argue with niggers itt
what the fuck

do you morons not realize that they'll just keep repeating the same shit over and over again and eventually drop a gem like "you don't know what you're talking about" or "do your research" when you prove them wrong in any way imaginable. you might as well argue with a dog, at least it might be somewhat amusing and most likely more intelligent.
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>>7848868
Science, math, statistics, facts, i.e., reality, will be characterized as "racist." That's their last foothold. You're right.
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>>7848877
>>7848868
you're not as smart as you think and please take that to heart and reevaluate your life

this is the best advice you're ever gonna get
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>>7848861
Look up statistics for black kids drowning
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>>7848861

Yup. The vast majority of them can't swim, even when they live in neighborhoods with pools that offer swimming instructions their parents never bother to make them learn.
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>>7847525
No. It's projection, like how they claim whites "don't have culture". Think about it. Whites have long histories written and illustrated. What do they have? Almost their entire history is what other people - who usually enslaved them - wrote about them.
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>>7848886
if i feel the need for life advice from lesser life forms i'll ask my pet rabbit, and not a brain dead nigger.
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>>7848842
> a post obviously pointing out how you faggots cant handle banter because muh persecution complex


It actually just sounds like blacks can dish it but can't take it. Sorry the shit said about them can be backed by stats and is actually relevant to society functioning. That's literally the only difference.
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paprika and chicken salt
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guys, If you want to become a spice master, you just have to cut your eggs into quarters and season each differently. not that hard ffs
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The lack of intelligence on this thread is embarrassing, saying every black person can't cook or saying white people don't use seasonings in ridiculous.. I'm pretty sure none of you saying this shit haven't been anywhere but to the store and back to your house where you sit in the room all day, lonely.. And I'm 99% sure saying "nigger" online hurts no ones feelings
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>>7848914
>implying im black
you're a parrot
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Why are white people so triggered by this meme? No wonder they keep posting it.
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>>7848168
whitebutthurt incoming
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>>7848860
>"where did you get this recipe white boy" when I told her it was my mom's she was noticeably upset.


Kek. I know some godawful black cooks and some bretty good white ones. And vice versa.

I've found that fat people or overtime professionals tend to be bad cooks. The former because they'll eat anything, and the latter because they just need to not starve between shifts and don't have time to toy around with recipes.

I've also noticed more women I meet not knowing how to cook as of late. No idea why.
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>>7848957
"white people" is the n-word for white people because they're insecure about the connotations it implies (corny, cuck, coddled) so they lash out with stormfag fury
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>>7848953
You are honorarily.
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>>7848971
It's such a silly little thing though. Like the school-shooting meme and cuckoldry shit I understand. But can't cook? You really gonna have your day ruined by that? I'm black myself and I've known great white cooks and barbers for that matter. I can't help but think they would just laugh this off and go about their life.

This entire thread is just oozing with butthurt over literally nothing.
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>>7848957
Why are non-whites so triggered when whites respond? Is it because the things they bring up actually matter?
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>>7848974
you're a big guy
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>>7848977
It's at least partly the intent behind it, and hearing it all the fucking time.
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>>7848979
Why would they be triggered, becuase you called them a nigger online?

Also why would any not insecure as fuck white respond?

What responses matter besides proof of the contrary like the thousands of white men you see on food network and shit?
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>>7848983
The intent behind an insignificant joke about not being able to cook that's obviously not true?

Honestly the only reason it has any life is the reactions to it like this entire thread. Calm down and cook yourself something nice, you'll feel better. Don't take everything you read online seriously, especially something as cancerous as social media. I honestly bet you'll feel better.
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when did /ck/ turn into /pol/?
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>>7847372
Salt, black pepper, szechuan pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, dry mustard, cumin, tumeric, coriander, fenugreek, cinnamon, allspice, star anise, vanilla extract, orange extract, lemon extract, paprika, aleppo chili, cayenne, basil, oregano, thyme, rosemary, bay, various spice blends (thai curry, chinese five spice, rib rub, jamaican jerk, etc).
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>>7849006
All of 4chan used to be /pol/. It wasn't until cuck-in-charge moot recruited a bunch of sjw mods to clean up 4chan when he was pitching canv.as to investors that you would actually get banned for racism.

Now reddit transplants, such as yourself, that arrived within the past year or two are surprised that 4chan is going back to it's roots. You're free to fuck off to your leftists hugbox any time, faggot.
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>>7848992
It's usually said by people who truly hate white people and them acting like it's a smug "gotcha" and repeating it over and over is the annoying part.
Imo it's not the most annoying thing said (the completely inaccurate historical stuff is worse) but it's still annoying in its own ways.
I am calm though. I don't ever start threatening people or anything over it, if I see someone do it I just respond with messed up facts about their group.
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>>7849046
>this is what reddit transplants believe
lmao
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>>7849051
I've been here since 2007, but I spend more time on reddit now than on 4chan. Try to contain your rage
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>>7849057
are you currently on an expedition to get some epic screen caps for them upboats?
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>>7849057
You should spend all your time there, sounds like.
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>>7848606
>>7848609

yes. in fucking haiti.
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>>7849061
Not my idea of "humor"
>>7849063
I have it open in another tab, stay mad
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>>7848886
You are wildly out of your depth. I've taken the GRE, LSAT and real IQ tests, so I know exactly how smart I am.

Meanwhile, you probably think science and math are racist. Because your IQ is probably under 100, and you MUST do so for your emotional health.

Please, refrain from "giving advice" (LOL) to anyone.
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>>7849085
>hurr ur dumb im smart kek
you even did the cool kid finish LOL
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>>7849085
>I have a 156 IQ and I'm a STEMfag
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>>7848886
>>7849088
>>7849089
Because you've done nothing but make baseless pseudo-intelligent assumptions, use insults, and refer to scientific studies and statistics as "sophistry," it's logical to conclude that you likely didn't supersede the 50th percentile SAT score, and then perhaps you spent a few semesters wasting your parents' meager funds at a community "college" or state university, and now you're destined to spend your life never eclipsing a $30,000/year salary.

In contrast to your infantile assumptions and insults, these things are actually likely to be true based on the evidence you've presented in the thread: your emotional fragility, disdain for facts, projection, and anger. Despite all of these defects, little Timmy, I do hope you manage to persevere and forge some sort of healthy existence for yourself.
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>>7849158
I hope this is some half assed pasta and you didn't unironically have these thoughts
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>>7849166
>>7849158
Nope, just googled it. You're serious
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>>7849158
>I am a living fetus and have zero self awareness: the shitpost
thanks for the pasta
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>>7849024
>people who truly hate white people
You must be joking?? What have white people ever done to make anyone hate them...
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>>7849306
why do you dumb shitskins love overusing/misusing ellipses?
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Holy shit this thread is still up?

Damn you niggas salty as fuck
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>>7849158
>Because you've done nothing but make baseless pseudo-intelligent assumptions, use insults, and refer to scientific studies and statistics as "sophistry," it's logical to conclude that you likely didn't supersede the 50th percentile SAT score, and then perhaps you spent a few semesters wasting your parents' meager funds at a community "college" or state university, and now you're destined to spend your life never eclipsing a $30,000/year salary.
>In contrast to your infantile assumptions and insults, these things are actually likely to be true based on the evidence you've presented in the thread: your emotional fragility, disdain for facts, projection, and anger. Despite all of these defects, little Timmy, I do hope you manage to persevere and forge some sort of healthy existence for yourself.
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>>7849319
>herb caen was a shitskin
gosh you /pol/smokers have strange inside jokes
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>>7849367
>some random leftist jew was a shitskin
yes?
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I swear, you dumbfucks are just as easily triggered as tumblerinas
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>>7848056
4chan has always had minor snide racism.
anti-polfags started claiming everything not 100%pc was 'pol shit', and it just went downhill from there.
Also, /co/ is basically reddit.
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>>7849018
/pol/ was a containment board
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>>7849374
Sounding a bit triggered there
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>>7849306
Not finishing any of the supposed genocides we started.
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>>7849389
It was seen as an acceptable risk since the stormweenies had a prolonged tantrum when moot gave /n/ to the foamers

Unfortunately it only encouraged them and every paranoid racist on the internet rushed to obtain their membership card in this "Anonymous" group they read about

Where there was once casual snide racism as a byproduct of casual snide behavior in general, 4chan picked up a significant population of losers whose entire life revolves around protecting the white race from dishonor on the internet

And now we have them on every board
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https://youtu.be/hY8_7LWDx0w
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1/3
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>>7849419
2/3
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>>7848056
always be weary of counter-movements
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>>7849421
3/3

To Mexicans: throwing the same 4 ingredients on some cheap meat and putting it with rice and beans or with a tortilla isn't using spices well
To black people: Fried rancid meat full of soul food seasoning and cayenne pepper is not using spices well
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>>7849425
Sorry, but you own pompeiian brand olive oil and dried parsley. You don't get to tell anyone that they're doing it wrong

Not black or mexican. But most mexicans probably cook better than you
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>>7848970
>I've also noticed more women I meet not knowing how to cook as of late. No idea why.
haven't you heard? they're independent now, which means they're entitled to have fuck all in the way of life skills
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>>7849431
It's balsamic vinegar, and who the fuck cares if I use dry parsley? I use dry basil sometimes too, but I also use fresh basil and parsley when I get the chance. The argument was that white people don't use spices, I am 100% white and I use spices.
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>>7849458
Sorry you got offended
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>black pepper
>table salt
>coarse sea salt
>oregano
>granulated garlic
>granulated onion
>chives
>ground mustard
>cayenne pepper
>rosemary
>paprika
>anise seed
>fennel seed
>cloves
>nutmeg
>ground ginger
>cumin
>sage
>parsley
>crushed red pepper
>saffron
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>>7849463
Forgot
>cinnamon
>cilantro
>allspice
>basil
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