Skyrim food thread. Pic related.
Invent your own culinary delights using ingredients only from tamriel!
>> Braised horker meat with grilled leeks... drizzled with a snowberry reduction
>>7843687
>Skyrim
Easily the worst game in the franchise
>>7843692
so edgy and original.
what does falmer pussy taste like?
>>7843703
How is objective fact edgy?
Oh that's right, you're just a meme spouting retard
TES POWER RANKINGS
1) Oblivion
2) Morrowing
3) Daggerfall
4) Arena
POWER GAP
99) Happy Feet Two: The Video Game
100) Skyrim
>>7843710
"hurr durr skyrim sucks" - /v/ meme spouting retard
Go back to morrowind. Oh wait that's right, all you do is shitpost on /v/ and watch youtube on your gaming computer because you're a miserable, joyless human being.
>>7843716
savage
a poached salmon steak garnished with blue mountain flowers and charred skeever hide chiffonade.
>being this edgy
>>7843716
But he's right the game is watered down shit
>>7843712
wrong
0) Witcher 3
1) Oblivion
2) Morrowing
3) Daggerfall
4) Arena
POWER GAP
99) Happy Feet Two: The Video Game
100) Skyrim
>>7843716
I haven't been to /v/ in years but nice try though, faggot
>>7843729
/v/ has been saying the same thing for 4 years over and over.
Look at 95% of people's steam library and they all have 50+ hours logged onto skyrim.
Idk what you mean by watered down shit, but if you go back and try to play the old elderscrolls games, they're so slow and clunky its hard to play. Walls of text. That's watered down.
>>7843735
yeah ok, keep trying to impress everyone. It's sad.
"hurr durr i barely even play videogames, I make 900k a year and have 3 girls sucking my dick right now"
>>7843753
>I can't stand reading in a video game
I fucking hate fully voiced dialogue. It removed so much depth from the games. Also, Skyrim takes ~50 hours to complete, I don't understand why you think they would call the game shit if they haven't even played it.
>>7843757
The fuck are you even trying to say?
>>7843759
Totally 100% okay with being a Skyrim casual.
I prefer the gameplay, graphics, and story pacing.
I feel sorry for those who care deeply about what people think regarding their tastes in things.
>>7843767
Ok, well I feel sorry for you. And there's much more content than 50 hours. Especially if you get into mods.
>>7843767
>call someone a nerd on WoW
>I barely even play! I bet I make more money than you IRL and wayy more pussy
>accuse someone of parroting /v/
>I barely ever go on /v/! I havent been on in years!
>>7843787
/v/ is a fucking cesspit of degeneracy, and most of the posters are under the age of 15, why would you ever admit to going there?
I didn't choose the Dragonborn life. The Dragonborn life chose me.
>>7843776
That image is pre-2011. Now everything is GTFO CASUAL GARBAGE FUCK SHILLS FUCKING SJW FAGGOT KEK SHIT LIBTARDS etc.
>>7843703
He's right, fuck off.
Elsweyr Fondue made with creamy white Eidar cheese, moon sugar and ale. Served with freshly baked braided bread and a big mug of hot spiced wine.
>>7843806
what're your favorite mods?
>>7843839
no mods.
>>7843687
>download a ton of cooking mods
>be a wandering chef, butchering Skyrim's native wildlife and cooking them into amazing dishes
>eat a metric fuckload of baked beans and cabbage stew
>fart so hard I blast a dragon off a cliff to its death
And people say this game is no fun.
>>7843839
The pizza mod is one of my favorites.
>>7843841
>>7843841
>>7843707
Mushrooms
>>7844290
Mmmmm. Sounds scrumptious
>>7843687
>Skyrim food thread.
Is this for real, /ck/?
>>7843710
> Opinion
> Calling his own opinion and objective fact
No
>>7844635
> Using a private webaite used dor sharing mongolian cave paintings
> Going outside
What is outside?
>>7843843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5oJMk3hTL0
>>7844640
That's where you honk, Chen.
>>7843731
>Witcher 3
Follow the red line Geralt! Follow it until you reach the copy-pasted chest 2 feet away.
>>7845377
>>7843841
Some hardcore shit right here
>>7845377
I thoroughly enjoyed that video. Thank you
>>7846884
at least the combat is on par with dark souls on the max difficulty, skyrim isn't challenging at all.
>>7847021
>at least the combat is on par with dark souls on the max difficulty
holy shit please stay here and don't contaminate /v/ with your awfulness
>>7847035
It's true.
