When you eat your Smarties,
Do you eat the red ones last?
Do you suck them very slowly,
Or crunch them very fast?
Eat that candy-coated chocolate,
But tell me when I ask,
When you eat your Smarties,
Do you eat the red ones last?
>>7832189
wut
Why is it the orange ones actually taste like orange but all the others don't really have a flavour and all taste the same?
>>7832202
You're an Orange.
>>7832207
You know, they say nothing rhymes with Orange.
But it clearly doesn't, fucking retards.
>>7832202
>the orange ones actually taste like orange
wat
>>7832219
>>7832189
I did that thing where you squish them together.
The winner always promptly died in the next round two, since they become weaker.
I didn't structure any tournaments to have a weakened smartie vs. another weakened smartie, but I imagine there'd be a lot of mutual destruction in that case.
>>7832280
Holy shit I remember this.
>>7832298
Literally everyone does, that's why we weren't impressed.
>>7832280
Should've done smartie vs. m&m
>>7832545
I don't think a smartie could bust a nut
>tfw try to pour an old school tube of smarties so that only a few come out like in the ad, but 90% of them go into your mouth at once
>>7832189
Is this to the tune of "Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?"
>>7832189
>people who sort their smarties into separate colors before eating them
Do you even know if the table you're setting them on is clean or not?
>>7833609
Either A. use original m&ms, though I don't know why you'd do that, since you're already eating the far superior smarties or B. pretend that the peanut m&ms are an invading species with far superior technology and the smarties must fight a desperate battle against a more advanced foe.
