Je sui desole, my name is Le Jean.
I’m a 27 year old American Gourmet (Food fan for you etrangers). I cook french toast and quiche on my stove, and spend my days perfecting my art and make superior french wine. (Chateau, Bordeaux, Champagne)
I train with my baguette every day, this superior bread can cut clean through gourmands because it is baked over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other bread on earth. I earned my baguette license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak french fluently, both Normandy and the swiss dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about french history and their national convention, which I follow 100%
When I get my french visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious restaurant to learn more about their magnificent food culture. I hope I can become a chef for a 5 stars restaurant or a prestigious hotel!
I own several chef's hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I behead my elders and seniors and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in France!
>>7827995
suce ma bite desu putain
tl;dr haha
Seen the original Japanese and the American pasta. Never seen this one before
>>7827995
8/10 bretty gud, could have used a reference to veined cheeses or mother sauces.
hopefully you get shot, blown up or pick-pocked
>I behead my elders and seniors
whoa calm down bro, unless you're trying to fit in as an Islamic immigrant they're not going to like that
>>7828464
That's how their government was founded
>>7827995
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>7831323
>Hey Faggots
Hello.
>>7831323
Fuck, why is it John and not Chad?
>>7832108
It really should be Chad. Only people named Chad or Sheniqua or DuShane have skin that orange.
>>7832108
Because this predates chad.
>>7832096
>Shiny faggot balls
Not sure I want 'em shiny
>>7832236
Grease makes things shiny. Have you never cooked with greasy things?
