What do you think of my dinner, /ck/?
It's leftover potato salad, with premium Wisconsin cheddar cheese (aged 6 years), a high quality braunschweiger end piece, deli mustard, and pickle chips.
And you?
I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).
I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).
I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.
Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.
To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.
>>7825776
made me laugh
>>7825771
it looks pretty good actually
>>7825793
This but I'm probably gonna fry it and melt some cheese on top
I opened the veggie drawer in my fridge and was fucking appalled at how much I had in it. Without enough mason jars to pickle it, I turned a bunch into fried rice using some of the garlic-herb rice I made last night. Yellow zucchini, green onions, leeks, mushrooms, tomato, other things I don['t remember, and I barely made a dent in all of it. I'm probably just going to to turn it into pesto tomorrow and pick up some mason jars for the rest of it.
What can I do with 2 lbs of broccoli? I need to use it up tomorrow.
>>7825819
Bread and fry florets, or drizzle a little oil on them and bake. Peel main stem and slice for salad.
>>7825819
Make a cold broccoli soup. ATK has a pretty decent, simple recipe; I don't think it's meant to be served cold but I've made variations of it a few times and usually eat it that way, especially during summer.
>>7825771
stinkyfarts/10
>>7825867
The main culprit behind the stinkies is actually the mug vodka.
Here's my dinner, It's called the snowman. Sirloin steak, pasta, diavolo sauce, mushroom snowman w/ parm.
>>7826380
you finally #3'd on your food I see.
>>7826387
He has to go somewhere. It's not like he ever leaves the basement. I'm guessing daddy set up some kind of pulley system in the laundry shoot so that mommy can send down two squares a day.
>>7826369
Looks more like one of those fake coils of poop.
Maybe if you used white mushrooms, or something. Snow is usually white.
I didn't take a picture, but I made pan cooked chicken with lemon-caper sauce, roasted baby potatoes with rosemary, and steamed broccoli.
Nothing amazing, but it was a nice meal.
>>7826529
yeah because poop coils up like that, ffs anon. If anything it would be soft serve chocolate ice cream.
I had a nice anchovy and olive pizza last night. Currently eating cold leftovers for breakfast.
>>7825793
I had to stop eating those
>>7826380
why do you keep coming to this board?
>>7825771
Everything in that pic is a distorted perversion of superior things from Europe. No one from Braunschweig would recognize that.
You Americans destroy anything you could get your hands on
>>7827521
*Improve
Neapolitan pizza doesnt compete at all with a classic 'go 'za
Fuck off and pay your taxes
trying to go vegan
the milk is soy
>>7827506
leave animebro alone he's my friend
>>7825771
why does everything on this god damn board look like shit. This is below school food tier.
>>7827544
The estrogen in the soy will conflict with your gender replacement hormones faggit
>>7825771
>premium Wisconsin cheddar
Nice bait, lol.
>>7827605
soy = estrogen is a myth Anon
>>7827613
Then why are so many vegans/vegetarians such insufferable faggots?
Check mate.
>>7825771
I bet you're fat.
>>Gent, I shall entreat to convey this thought without appearing to have over-imbibed, thine submission forsooth appears wretched and vile when juxtaposed against my own culinary delights. Verily, I am without even the slightest hint of humour in this protestation. My apologies that we don't prepare victuals that hath only moments prior been reserved in a metallic receptacle. A fitting jester you would make, and I assure you this is being said with the utmost austerity. Procure thine self a proper lineage, that creates delicious feasts, consumes ale and port and other excellent libations and savors each occasion in the highest of spirits, and resides in the stateliest of mansions alongside the shore, I speak with forthrightness. Refrain from a repeat performance of displaying thine kinsmen's indigent fare forevermore, mate, and by mate I herald ne'er mine mate, poofter.
>>7825771
Probably going to get a giant half of pink salmon and bake it with pepper and garlic butter.
>>7827613
soy can have estrogen like effects but only if you are eating a retarded amount of it, like your diet would need to be 80%+ soy to see any effects.
>>7825776
Was the Tommy pic the original?
>>7825819
Broccoli soup
I put cheese in mine. You'll need a stick mixer or blender. But a potato masher can work.
>boil broccoli in appropriate amount of chicken stock and bay leaf
>take out bay leaf
>mash broccoli into water
>add cheese like cheddar or feta or whatever and let it melt and cracked pepper. Add a bit of thick cream for cream of broccoli if you prefer or some lemon or lime juice for summer time
>stir
Enjoy your vitamins and minerals
>>7825771
im eating potato soup
>>7827928
Yes.
>>7827425
Are those glass containers all 40 oz of malt liquor? Christ man, just move on to vodka already
I made a bacon and spinach pie.
>>7827963
I was thinking the same thing. I drink around half a handle of vodka a day and sometimes need to throw it back without taking the time to enjoy it simply to get my buzz on strong enough to leave the room and go pee. I can't imagine pounding 40 after 40 of swill as any sort of rational means to kill brain cells. It's not even cost effective.
On the other hand, he probably only drinks one or two a night, and is simply being lazy by not cleaning up or taking out the recyclables.
>>7827978
That looks pretty good!
>>7826369
use something moist to wipe your plate you faggot
>>7825776
This is the finest thing I've ever read on this board.
>>7827506
Leave him alone
>>7827734
I have some salmon too what should i do with it?
>>7825771
Boiled shrimp jiaozi with wheat noodles in chicken bouillon stock and steamed vegetables with sesame oil and soy sauce. Seriously, I have yet to understand how more people don't realise how cheap and quick Chinese cooking/food can be.
>>7828016
This is basically correct
>>7825771
Looks like a good meal to pair with a nice mug vodka.
>>7825771
Could use some bread or crackers.
The pickles could be of better quality. They're clearly some soggy bullshit from a jar.
If they were some nice spears soaked in garlic, vinegar and horseradish it'd be 10/10.
8/10.
>>7828350
Like my cock?
Rate, hate, masturbate.
Got a cold beer and Jurassic Park on TV.
>>7829134
>esb
mah nigga
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>>7829134
What's the point of putting a bunch of raw fruit on a skewer? It's not even pretty, and if you're watching Jurassic Park on TV it's not like you're at a BBQ where that format would make it easier for guests to take a single skewer. The fruit looks like it was cut by Marie herself.
>>7829134
>fruit on a stick
hahahahahahaha
nice.
I made some penne with salmon, mushroom and a sauce made from cream and cheese. The green stuff is samphire.
What's for dinner tonight, mug vodka bro?
>>7826369
What in the actual fuck is with you and snowmen? I've seen you post this at least three times in the past week.
