"Not bad...but disgusting."
He has truly grown up before our eyes, both in palette and physicality.
why does he look like a circumcised penis?
>>7823322
Because he's white
>>7823322
fetal alcohol syndrome
His mommy didn't love him enough to stay off the booze, and if you point this out on his videos he will block you
>>7823321
He really has his father's eyes...
>>7823328
>look up FAS symptoms
>look at review brah
CANNOT UNSEE
>>7823334
Because its literally what he has. I'm not memeing. He will delete your posts if you try to inform people though
He gets super pissed if you point out this simple fact
>>7823321
>>7823346
Looks like a pale Filipino
>>7823328
Holy fuck....I never put 2 and 2 together...
>>7823328
I dont think he has FAS. Ive seen kids with it and they are usually slow, have speech problems. He just looks like a perma child because shitty genes.
Also, id fuck his mom, easily.
Would you fuck reviewbro?
I would probably make him rim me for awhile before I gave him the pleasure of my girth. Bonus points if he reviews the taste of my boipussy
>>7823366
He just got it light, he was lucky. He clearly has signs of it though and goes into autistic rage if you try to ask him about it
Times have been hard for me.
But, I always look forward to his reviews.
I full screen them and eat my dinner alongside it. Kind of dulls the loneliness a little
>>7823340
>I bet he has momcest fantasies
Implying he's not fucking her
He doesn't look like he has fas
>>7823340
Holy crap. She's like my age.
>>7823340
She also looks autistic
>>7823328
Not even close to FAS, anon.
my hero.. <3
who is this? link to vid?
>>7823867
get out
>>7823894
make me fgt
>>7823867
just google "reviewbrah" dude. Only reason I'm spoonfeeding you is to trigger the homos.
so this fas is gonna be the new forced thing right?
>>7823918
Watched a couple of videos. I don't get it. He's not funny, insightful, or outrageous.
Your memes are shit /ck/
>>7823942
Newfag detected.
do we know this kids real name?
>started listening to shortwave radio because of reviewbrah
It's actually bretty fun 2bh
>>7823948
well to /ck/ i am.
>>7824031
You have to go back
>>>/reddit/
>>7824123
I actually found 4chan first. Well I found /b/ first haha. That was when I was 14. I did not even know that other people used the different boards, I thought everyone was on /b/. Then I started to go on /tv/ and /v/. I just recently started to come here to /ck/. I do admit that i occasionally go to reddit because sometimes I enjoy reading things that are not always shit posts. I usually go to the same 3 different subreddits. I go on imgur more, which I guess it is reddit lite haha.
>>7824145
the fact that you bothered to respond is an undeniable proof that you are a redditor
>>7824244
Well I just said I go to both. I mean I am just trying to have a conversation with people here. I figured if I gave you some information you could add more to the conversation. At that point we could have some god thoughts thrown around.
>>7824282
Go back and stay there
>>7824145
>replies to a shitpost with long winded blog
>admits to being a redditor
>mfw
>>7824318
Why is it a problem that I come here and go on reddit and imgur. I often go to 420chan too. They seem fine about people using different sites for entertainment. I do not get why it is so taboo here.
>>7824328
What do you mean? I admitted that I have not been on /ck/ long here >>7824031 I am just trying to have a decent conversation with some people on /ck/.
>>7824145
Faggot.
>>7824348
Yeah I am also gay. I visit /hm/ more than I visit /ck/.
>>7824340
>I do not get why it is so taboo here.
It's like my sports team vs. yours. Or ford vs chevrolet. Or my religion vs. your religion. It doesn't make to make sense, it's human nature to form groups and harass members of other groups.
>>7824340
It's not taboo here. There's some good stuff on Reddit.
There's a salty minority here, but they're faggots who you can safely ignore.
Not a single link to any of this guy's videos in this thread. Shameful
Y'all niggas being trolled softly
>>7823340
Fuck RevuewBrah is so cute
>>7823580
>egoraptors girlfriend
she just looks finnish to me
>>7824145
>>7824340
one of the top mods on /r/4chan is a regular here, it's not like this place is some sort of special secret clubhouse
>>7823867
Just some dumbfuck in a suit that /fit/ has a gay crush on. Of course that means they have to spam his ass on /ck/.
>>7823321
I love this young man. Only millennial worth a damn these days.
>>7824449
>looks finnish
And finish people are famous for two things: Koskenkorva while pregnant, tango and knife fighting ... THREE! THREE things! I'll come in again.
>>7824729
dont forget sauna
>>7824355
No, you're retarded.
>>7824449
>tfw half Finnish and look retarded
>>7824920
post face
>>7824340
People here think their special forum is better than the rest of the internet. I think it is, too, but this site is full of faggots, just like the other sites. An easy way to spot a real faggot is someone who uses both this site and those other sites. Definitely a huge faggot.
>>7824340
if you ignore the bullies they will go away
>>7824712
You're a millenial too you fucking wannabe grandpa.
>>7825155
I am not feeling bullied. I just came to have a conversation. I guess I am getting a conversation just not the one I was expecting.
>>7824145
Weladwew
>Work at Boston Market
>He reviews one of our new items
truly an exquisite feeling
>>7824729
More like autism and unfunny memes
>>7825908
What?
He's annoying in the fact that he tries to use fancy phrases/words that aren't typically spoken in normal conversation in an attempt to sound smart. At the end of the day, he fucking lives with his parents and literally sits around all day on his short wave radio.
>>7823340
who here /wouldbangreviewbrahsmom/ ?
>>7824449
exactly.
>>7823321
what a classical human being
>>7823321
apparently he avidly visits /pol/?
>>7823386
Nice to see I'm not the only one who uses his reviews for dinner guests.
>>7826524
Not surprising if you listen to him talk about today's society in his VORWs.
>>7826524
He also uses /fit/ and /r9k/. Occasionally /ck/.
>>7823340
She sort of looks like Jodie Foster
He has the comfiest videos of all time. I fall asleep to one every night. Also, his innocence is so palpable for some reason. And I'm glad he isn't a disgusting slob, despite the fact that he only seems to eat fast food and frozen food.
just made this familia enjoy
>>7823321
He's a nice guy but
>lizard face
>lanklet
>not a single fucking hair
>looks like a baby
>dem spindly ass ayylmao fingers
What the fuck is wrong with him? Or is it just some kind of uncommon race genome?
>>7826863
Alpha as fuck. Clearly against any type of degeneracy.
>>7824712
He kinda looks like H. P. Fucking Lovecraft
>>7823698
>that glass
>that cat
patrician as fuck
>>7823321
given the nature of /ck/ I'm pretty sure 90% of the posts in this thread have been posted by reviewbrah himself. Most people would look at the video and not give a shit and turn it off after 5 seconds. good job reviewbrah, you're a confirmed autist.
>>7823321
That's one ugly cunt.
I really want him to start reviewing whiskey or something. it would fit with his schtick and everything.
>>7823321
Yes, his palette really has grown.
>>7823321
Im listening to a VORW show now for the first time. MAD comfy.
>>7823328
Well, yeah, dude, that's an incredibly rude thing to say to somebody. Even if it's true, it's not his fault, so why make him feel terrible about it?
>>7826863
so fucking pure
>>7826886
>given the nature of /ck/
>Most people would look at the video and not give a shit
>because /ck/ isn't the home of ja/ck/ing off
>because /ck/ doesn't love shitty chicago style memes
>because /ck/ actually eats anything besides fast food
>because /ck/ isn't still shitposting about well done steak with ketchup
inb4 brah pls go
>>7823346
>doesn't have a smooth philtrum
>upper lip looks appropriately sized with his mouth and bottom lip
>doesn't have a low bridge
>head isn't too small
>has actually bigger palpebral fissures than normal
>doesn't have anything wrong with his ears or jaw size
The only thing he seems to have is the folds under his eyes, but I have those just from lack of sleep throughout my entire childhood.
He just looks like a frog, I doubt he actually has FAS.
I absolutely fucking love review brah, but why the fuck doesn't he trim the talons he calls his fingernails? They are so long and gross, it's the only thing I hate about him and it makes me mildly infuriated whenever I watch his videos.
>>7827134
Imagine the smell of the fatty dingleberries encrusting his unkempt anus.
>>7826405
>lip bite smile
I'd give her a UTI. She's a qt.
This guy is based as fuck.
>summer trying to fit in by imitating the few people who still shit on him
>>7826863
Quick, everyone subscribe to Bryanna Basilio and meme her to death
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8b0v1ibLmb0FsYQJStNy1Q
>>7826863
My man, a true Alpha in every way.
>>7826863
top lad
>>7827113
Frog Aids Syndrome? It all makes sense now.
>>7826863
Discard harlots.
IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roD3Sl1wgoY
>>7826863
I wish I was this alpha
Daily reminder that this autist is not welcome on /ck/ and he knows it.
>>7827173
Fuck off, newfag.
>>7828767
You should've posted when he actually visited /ck/ then shit on everybody because we didn't kiss his frog-looking ass. That's why till this day, some /ck/ers don't like him. One of the reasons why he used to turn off comments on his Youtube was because he would post angry, douchy comments to nearly everybody and his Dad had to tell him to turn off the comments or get rid of his Youtube channel. He is an unpleasant brat.
>>7825437
No. I was born in 1981.
You wish everyone was as fucking lame as your shit.
>>7828820
Pretty sure that makes you a millennial, kid.
>>7828826
Millenials start in 82 supposedly according to some people.
I have noticed an UNGODLY difference in people born in the years 81, 82, and 83 though.
My younger sister is an 83 baby, and she is fucking worthless and so are all her friends.
My wife's brother was born in 82 and owns his own home and has 2 degrees.
My wife and I have owned our own home since before the housing crash (our generation was not affected) and we both make over 6 figures. we haven't lived with our parents since we went away to college in 99. We graduated college before facebook and iphones.
I know it sounds like a single year can't make that big of a difference, but the contrast is stark among a small random sampling of friends and family. (anecdotal evidence i'll admit)
I actually think kids got really shitty in 83 though.
And don't get me started on the wasteland that is kids born >1990. Fuck a duck.
>>7828892
Calm down and take your 'go 'za+'cha pills gramps
great goodwill find
reviewbrah's image is so contrived yet so genuine at the same time.
>>7829052
He'd be alright looking if it weren't for his dead inside eyes.
>>7823321
Exactly how I felt about them myself.
He deletes posts almost immediately.
Good for him.
>>7828892
Wow, all that huge success and you're still a faggot who shitposts on chinese pedo cartoon forums all day. Good job!
>>7829218
Those comments are cringey as fuck, clearly 99% of his fans are reddit sucking him off.
>>7823321
Nuggies, the poor man's Tendies.
I think he deleted the comment but I remember on his latest video he replied that he stopped lurking due to seeing his face being posted on alot of boards. Can any other anons confirm?
>>7829974
He still browses /pol/ as of two weeks or so ago
>>7829979
>latest video
>oh he still browses /pol/ hurr durr
Are you retarded.
>>7826868
heh never seen him react like that, what was he eating
>>7826868
source
He's a badass and probably has a sawed off shotgun concealed at all times. He will kill many feral beasts in coming trials.
>>7826468
?????
>>7830013
He said that he browses /pol/ and that it depresses him how shit the world is.
I love watching his videos, but every time I'm watching one of his 20 minute food reviews I ponder what i'm doing with my life
>>7830069
not making food reviews, that's what
>>7826963
DUDE, you can't be considerate! What are you, a cuck?!?!
>>7828786
any proof of these claims?
>>7823328
Eh his forehead isn't big enough, and he has the indentation between his nose and his lip. He's likely just ugly, and the FAS thing was a joke kids made at him when he was younger (probably still do lol) which RIGGERs rim Raggy!
>>7826863
John "put the roastie in the ground without a sound" Reviewbrah
>>7823328
Lol there was this girl in one of my classes that didn't know she got pregnant and was getting wasted for several months of her pregnancy and didn't terminate after she learned she rekt the baby. Remained in uni though, must have a wonderful mother or a lot of dosh. I was told this by one of my partners while we were working on some bullshit project and honestly I don't know if I've ever laughed that hard, which I thought would make my partners hate me because they were two white girls, but they laughed just as hard. We all became friends after that.
Why does he even go on /fit/? He doesn't make any gains, and I'm pretty sure the average /fit/izen would throw him off the board for even mentioning he eats fast food.
>>7824145
>/b/ to /tv/ and /v/ to reddit
holy shit fucking kill yourself that's like stage 4 metastatic brain cancer
Some of reviewbrahs youtube comments are next level bantz
>>7830919
He doesn't.
Fit went to him
>>7830917
Read partners as parents.
>>7823321
He's gross and the hi def videos really maximize his grossness.
Dude needs to quit being weird and trim his goddamn fingernails. His suits are too fucking big too.
>>7830069
>Not listening to his 3 hour shows
>>7823340
Why do hot moms always have autistic kids?
What do you think he does for a living outside of youtube?
He has his own car, I'm assuming he pays for his own insurance, gas, etc and I'm sure maybe he doesn't pay the bills since he still lives at home but I'm betting he pays for all the food he eats and buying fast food is still pretty expensive and that seems to be all he eats.
I'm sure his 60k subs aren't enough to support him fully, with him buying suits all the time, paying for car stuff, and buying fast food every day, so what the heck does he do?
>>7831235
Nigga, please. His family is well off but that doesn't stop him from shamelessly begging for money on Patreon to buy cheapass junk food.
>>7831235
He's a used car salesperson, that's why he travels so much
>>7826468
Does he wear oversized suits when he's going to an actual formal event?
I'm not sure if he's trying to rock the "Kid wearing his dad's suit" on purpose or if he just doesn't know how to properly dress
>>7829052
Jesus
He went from wearing dad's suits to grandpas right there
>>7826863
damn son
This is why he hates this board out of every other. He posts on /fit/, /r9k/, and /fa/ on occasion. And maintains a subreddit bit absolutely hates /ck/ with good reason
>>7831303
The feeling is mutual. :3
>people unironically calling him a foodie in the comments
I love the guy but come on.
>>7823698
he looks like an awkward ftm here
>>7831287
that doesn't even make sense.
>>7831235
he probably makes about 1k/month from YouTube. since he doesn't pay rent, that + donations are probably enough for him. he's a pretty simple guy.
>>7824145
I like you.
>>7826863
Shots fucking fired!
>>7823333
witnessed
>>7823321
I can never figure out how much of him is supposed to be funny. At first I thought it was just some Andy Kaufman shtick, but the more I watch the more sincere he seems.
>>7832001
That video is obviously a joke. He cracks a smile several times
>>7824282
Don't worry. Not every thread is full of shitposts, but picking a reviewbrah thread to have a decent conversation was stupid.
How do we save him?
>>7830069
I wish I could live his life.
>>7832026
He's the one that's going to save us
>>7832055
AND AFTER AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL
if you hate reviewbrah you need to fuck off back to /b/
>>7831292
I think he's talked about it and he just likes dressing up. Why he can't seem to find a suit that fits is another question entirely
>>7832963
His suits fit fine. He wears older style suits that are roomier. This style was popular basically up until the late 90s when people decided to fit their suits tighter which he regards as degenerate and an abomination.
>>7832975
nah, I understand how he doesn't like trendy slim fit stuff, but his suits objectively fit poorly. typically they are way too big in the shoulders.
>>7826863
Haven't watched any of his videos in a long while. Has he reallowed comments? Or is that from a long time ago?
I remember another screencap where he told someone "Because I fuck your mom" or something. And then his parents made him take down all comments.
>>7824145
Not even doing the mandatory 1 year of pol get reeee
>>7827005
>because /ck/ doesn't love shitty chicago style memes
>Not 'tty 'go 'yle 'mes
>>7833530
he's too good for this world
>>7833552
Incorrect, but here is the response expect it to be the only one from me.
>>7833414
yeah comments are allowed now. go crazy.
also someone should send him a message through youtube and make him aware of this thread. maybe he would visit.
>>7832001
Spring water leaves a nasty taste in my mouth.
>>7824282
Holy shit, the cringe.
>>7826881
If HP were even more retarded.
>>7823340
>Not wearing a suit
DROPPED
>>7834176
Newfag.
He used to hang here.
>>7826468
is it just me or is his head kind of small?
>>7823340
they look surprisingly similar
i mean more similar than you would expect between mother and son.
what the heck man.
>>7833199
well, his shoulders seem to be on the smaller side and finding suits of an older style that'll fit them might be hard
he could have them tailored, but it's probably quite expensive if you're unemployed and living with your parents
>>7835012
I know what you mean. I find families like that weird. There was a family in the town where I grew up that had like 9 kids. All the family members had such similar faces that when you saw one of them you knew they were related. To make it even weirder the cousins had similar features too.
>>7835130
That's a sign of a shallow gene pool in a family. Aka they're imbreds
>>7835140
Well some of them are still pretty good looking.
>>7835001
Its because his suits are too fucking big.
>>7826963
do u kno wher u r faggot
>>7829243
Some would say I remember my roots or that I'm grounded.
But.. Thanks?
This thread has been around since Monday and had no clear direction and now it has even less direction.
>>7835870
At least Ja/ck/ threads are about his shitty cooking. This is just some thread for /fit/fags to swoon over this faggot.
>>7836315
Look, retard. I don't know if you know this but sage isn't visible anymore like so.
What kind of accent does he have?
>>7836461
Faggot. /b/ Purist here. 11 1/4 years.
Would never visit that site.
>>7836478
then why are you posting on /ck/ ?
>>7826963
you're too good for this website
I read more than 200 bullshit posts, and not a single god damn one is on topic.
>>7829052
Can someone photoshop Killer Queen behind him?
>>7836879
>>> /a/
He dissed 1893 that spaghettiweenie
>>7836832
Not bad
but disgusting.
One of the weirdest looking humans I've ever seen. It sounds terrible to say, but I feel that he will never have a girlfriend. I hope that he proves otherwise, but he is literally one of the most awkward people I've ever seen.
he makes steve buscemi handsome
>>7837242
he's far less awkward than he used to be. I think being in front of the camera a lot has probably helped him to some degree. at the same time, I bet he's really awkward when interacting with other people in person. like if i saw him somewhere I don't think I would say hi.
>>7837242
No he is going to do fine. I have seen weirder uglier people have relationships.
He's an active member and poster in the closed LUElinks community.
That place has a handful of celebs, in truth. Good luck getting in though.
just made this familia enjoy
>>7837767
He looks like he got home from a long day at work.
>>7837767
Poor reviewbrah, he knows the plight of the allergy-ridden. Peanut free stuff tastes like ass because it's almost always paired with a ton of other allergens so they're void of flavor. Those cookies are usually just pure fucking flour and salt.
Their hard sugar cookies are better though.
>>7831292
I think he just buys off the rack and is tall with narrow shoulders.
Those two things make it difficult to find a good fitting suit off the rack.
>>7837781
>work
>implying he isn't a NEET
C'mon buddy.
>>7832975
>This style was popular basically up until the late 90s when people decided to fit their suits tighter
No, it was a thing in the early/mid 60's to wear tight fitting suits, what we see now is just a rehash of that.
>>7837767
It's funny. Him and everyone I know hate those cookies but I love them. I admit they're just pure sugar and salt but I have a soft spot for the pure super sweet frosting and chewy cookie, as recognizably disgusting as it is.
>>7826863
Holy shit.
First that Ben "If I see a nigger at the junction my car will surely malfunction" Garrison book in the background and now this.
He is clearly an outstanding gentleman and fights degeneracy whereever he sees it.
Godbless and 14/88 brother.
>>7835012
There was a family I knew where all the kids looked like miniatures of their father. It was kind of weird how pronounced his features were.
i miss joey threads but i find something
ration reviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WrtJpgofAc
>>7838904
There's been a lot of mre threads recently
>>7823321
>Palette
You're on par with Jack fags intelligence wise, you stupid cunt.
>>7836832
He was right about them being disgusting.
Could only eat 3.
>>7837386
I think in the surge review some random kid came up to him
>>7823321
Why is this guy so weird?
>>7839221
Its called swag and class you piece of shit.
Does this guy have any fans that aren't joking with him?
>>7839293
>inb4 all of you post-ironically may-may about loving a sperg
The people talking shit about him are dickheads. He's a very nice guy.
>>7839318
idk, if you've seen some of his past comments he was kind of a jerk at times. I remember him raging on one comment really hard, saying some violent shit. anyone have the screen cap of that? that was back in the day though. he's probably grown up a lot.
>>7836879
1 million hours in paint
>>7823328
>Has fads
>He makes videos about food fads
Wow
>>7839853
>reviewbrah just wants a quiet life
11/10
>>7839853
Holy shit this is getting saved right away. Thanks anon
>>7839877
no prob senpai
>>7839853
it fits too well
>>7837788
hey.
same.
[spoiler]wanna come eat cookies[/spoiler]
>>7839877
Are you serious? You are fucking dumb.
>>7823945
he's chill.
>>7823945
As been said countless times already. This cancerous tumor is not from this board.
>>7826524
he said in the comments of a more recent video that he's stopped going to 4chan altogether because he doesn't like seeing his face posted.
>>7823333
is he really his father?
I just tried these today
They were alright, but they didn't really taste anything like a cheeto, just like breaded mac and cheese, and in fact I've had breaded fried mac and cheese before and it tasted exactly the same as these
They were ok but I doubt I'll buy them again
>>7840012
No, his father was in one if his videos.
>>7828826
>Pretty sure that makes you a millennial
This is such a retarded term
Shouldn't millennial be exclusive to people born post 2000
>>7826871
physical standards are inflated by modern media, a real life 7/10 is a 5/10 on TV, and a 10/10 one in a million person is "attractive".
he's normal for a non-chav brit, high class brits mature slower.
>>7823698
best review
seeing him struggle not to laugh is adorable
>>7835001
It's the suit. It's something he gets from his father. Here's a pic of his dad. His dad's head looks small in this picture too, but it's in fact just because the suit is so large.
>>7823580
I'd still fugg her
>>7840485
which one?
>>7823340
jesus fuck she's so hot.
>>7827783
nice joke
>>7830902
his channel; read his comments. He still does it.
>>7829052
>Feet are tiny
>Tiny is way too big
>This dude looks like an elf from Oblivion.
>>7830917
scum sticks together
