What do you think of these Pho Tai fries?
>>7812395
pho is shit. but those look dank my nigger.
>>7812395
How the fuck do you grab one? How are you going to eat jalapenos or slices of meat that are five times larger than the fry?
Looks like they chose presentation over actually eating the thing.
>>7812430
You grab a fucking waffle fry and put some toppings on it, faggot. You wouldn't be complaining if you were hungry and tipsy at a bar.
>>7812438
I wouldn't order fries that requires you to either use a fork or get shit all over my fingers either. That dish is a shit design, even for barfood.
Why are you getting so butthurt anyway? Is this your signature dish, Pedro?
>>7812469
Alright, Miss Priss.
>>7812395
Those look delicious, would eat.
What is the sauce on there?
>>7812469
So, you never eat any fries that have any toppings on them? I feel sorry for you.
>carne asada fries
>chili cheese fries
>poutine
>disco fries
>pastrami fries
>buffalo fries
>urban fries
>garlic fries
You're missing out. I love plain, salty, hot fresh fries as much as anyone, but sometimes you want more. It amazes me you're so angry about it, though.
>>7812540
it's Sriracha aioli, tastes like maybe some lime in there, too. sometimes she makes taco fries. The waffle fries make it.
>>7812554
Most covered fries get soggy as shit when you put shit on it. The one in OPs pic just looks retarded though, because the ingredients aren't even distributed. What are you going to do, disect the whole thing, rip a piece of meat, place a jalapeno on your waffle, then eat it? Fucking stupid.
On that note, only fresh (as in 10 seconds before putting the shit on) poutine is pretty good, but requires a fork. Garlic fries should be able to be eaten by hand. Buffalo fries should be lightly tossed to coat instead of soggy. The rest range from meh to soggy mess.
>>7812568
Yum.
Thanks for the sauce tip. I'm going to try making Pho fries myself this weekend and see what happens.
>>7812576
Garlic fries can't be eaten by hand without plenty of napkins. That means you need a fork, unless you're a heathen.
You keep using the word "soggy", but OPs pic doesn't look soggy at all. There's not that much sauce on them, it's mostly fresh toppings. If those got soggy on you, then you're eating very slow.
As far as the meat on those goes, it's obviously medium rare, you can't cut that into tiny pieces without fucking up the meat. The piece could be smaller, but not enough for YOUR definition of what you think toppings should be like. You sound like a ridiculous petty bitch.
>>7812588
Garlic fries definitely need a napkin, but then again, most fries do. OP's pic just looks unwieldy and retarded as fuck, because you'd have to deconstruct and reassemble the fuckers. The ingredients could've been cut smaller and distributed better, just a terrible example of whatever that dish is. This is pragmatic fact, not really an argument. Unless you're shoving it into your gaping maw like a fatass, you're faced with the reality of either reconstructing it or eating bits separately.
>>7812430
>>7812438
USE THE FORK
>>7812595
Are you so dense that you don't realize that ALL covered fries have to be eaten with a fork at some point in order to get bites of everything. There's NO covered fries anywhere that have their toppings so evenly distributed and so well stuck to the fries that you can actually lift every single fry with your fingers and get a bite with everything on it.
Your "pragmatic fact" is fucking stupid, your opinions are invalid, and you're trying to justify being an asshole over nothing.
>>7812611
Physical procedures inherently cannot be invalid, nor can they be opinions unless your physical realm does not follow the laws of ours. You're utterly wrong, have been eating shitty covered fries, and most covered fries are a soggy mess, which you probably enjoy.
That's three strikes of plebbiness, my lower class acquaintance.
>>7812616
>come upon this thread
>read this
>sperg overload
>God help this poor soul
>>7812616
That's a nice try at sounding intelligent, but unfortunately for you, your post is meaningless.
Go ahead with your own boring, unadventurous, stodgy life, and we'll keep enjoying ourselves.
>lower class
Let me guess, your parents are barely upper middle class and you've been raised by new money assholes who covet culture but have no idea what that actually means.
>>7812646
Your knee-jerk defenses to poor life choices are truly adorable.
>>7812616
Vague posting to sound smart... fuck this guy. Covered fries FTW. More "soggy" fries for us.
>>7812395
how are you supposed to eat it? looks fucking retarded.
i hope you didnt pay for that shit pile.
>>7812654
aaaaaand then there's this guy that's trying wayyy too hard to impress people on a Laosian transvestite dating website
>>7812654
Learn your place, child.
>>7812616
i wasnt aware i could cringe this hard
>>7812860
Glad I could help, pal.
>>7812568
>>7812395
Good, this thread is still here.
So, it's me >>7812579 again, and I'm making my grocery list for the weekend.
You say the sauce is sriracha aioli, but I'm thinking I can do better. Maybe a thick lemongrass-basil-sriracha sauce or aioli?
And, what else should I include beside the sauce, meat, chilis, and herbs? That's all I can see on there. I've become obsessed with making an awesome version of those.
Pho tai...?
What about sequin covered milkshakes?
>>7814494
>>7812395
Don't get me excited about pho unless you're gonna deliver pho. Not some Asian attempt at poutine
>>7814531
God forbid we flavor a dish with the same flavors as a different popular dish! Heavens to betsy, good golly, we can't allow that to happen!!!
>>7814535
I'm glad you understand anon
There's so many things wrong with that picture. Crinkle cut fries. Gross looking cheese. Rare beef that would cook nicely in hot pho broth just left to dribble meat juice onto the dish below
Absolutely horrible
If you're going to ruin a dish, ruin a gross one like Mac and cheese
>>7814587
>Gross looking cheese
That's not cheese, anon.
Also, you're so bland.
>>7814629
Not him, but to fair, the picture is super washed out.
>>7814535
>allow that to happen
This is how Jews actually think
>>7814646
Hahahaha, I'm about as far from a Jew as you can get, but nice try. I guess you don't understand sarcasm.
