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my brother just got out of the hospital 2-3 weeks ago for diverticulitis and has a colostomy bag for the next six months....i been seeing if his food habits would change but he still eats like complete shit.....pizza, chocolate cookies, tv dinners, taco bell, processed meat....he doesnt even take a break from smoking cigrits, pot and drinking

he couldnt eat an apple to save his life.....LITERALLY

he is also going deaf because he loves to drive around in his huge dodge ram blasting country music and now i can hear his fucking tv playing stupid brain dead shows like family guy from across the house.

how does someone at 34 years old become so fucking stupid and dense

im 26 years old watching a 34 year old man child slowly dying

dont be like my brother people
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dont be like my brother people.....if you eat a lot of fast food now is the time to stop unless if you want a poop bag on your stomach in the future
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He's pretty thin looking for a fast food junkie as you say he is.

I think you just maybe wanted to post a shit filled bag on the food board.
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>>7805042
>LITERALLY shitposting
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>>7805042
>he couldnt eat an apple to save his life.....LITERALLY
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>>7806656
you can eat nothing but fast food and lose weight, conversely you can eat nothing but fruits and vegetables and gain weight. It's a matter of quantity, it's just that fast food is way more energy dense than regular fruits and vegetables so all other things being equal it's way more common to gain weight on a fast food diet.

I could eat a couple big macs every day and lose weight because my caloric maintenance is fairly high. 100% big mac diet probably not too healthy though even if I ended up pretty skinny.
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>>7805042
>he couldnt eat an apple to save his life
You know how much sugar is in an apple?
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I want to lick his shitbag, he's hot.
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>mfw I have that kind of diet
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>>7805042

Show him r9k. He'd fit right now.
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A lot of people think they're invincible until something really bad happens.
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>>7805042
You are 26 and yet you type like a dumbass. Reduce your ellipses and learn to spell correctly. Guess you and your brother aren't so different after all.
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>>7809964

So far the most pretentious post ive seen today, but it is only 6:30am

Op, why dont you get a job and get out of your parents house. clearly the apples fell close together
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>>7810109
>It is 6:30 AM everywhere on the planet.

American education
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dude im 34 with a crappy diet too. and im way fatter than this bag crapper, and i hate loud country music and famly guy, man life sucks huh lmao :D
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>>7810176

If thats the way you want to interpret that sentence
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>>7809964
>Reduce your ellipses

those aren't ellipses
ellipses have 3 dots

those are dottie-dot-dots in OP's post
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>>7810176
Euros hold ameri-centrism in higher regard than amerifats do, neat.
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>>7805042
>cigrits
Hey Bubs
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>>7805042

Conditions like these are (sometimes) barely effected by diet.

I have Ulcerative Colitis and have to AVOID fruits and veg due to the high dietary fiber when I flare.

Why don't you stop being so judgemental and educate yourself
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Cool blog post. What's this have to do with food and cooking?
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>>7810240

Its about eating bad food and cookin' up trouble
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>>7810237
>when I flare.

are you a big guy?
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>>7810231
I am Canadian, bud.
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>>7810292
>Canadian, bud.

dude!
weed!
LMAO!
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>>7810294

*unsheathes axe and pour maple syrup all over my body *

Sorry, you picked the wrong lumberjack to mess with, eh.

*use snowshoes to teleports behind you*

Sorry, nothing personal, buddy.

*make you a poutine and giant to you*
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>>7810356
Giant bear hug*
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>>7810356
>be canadian
>cut my leg off lumberjacking
>have to wait 4 years in hospital to get it fixed
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>>7810375
>Be american
>get shot

burger pls

http://www.straitstimes.com/world/united-states/texas-man-tries-in-vain-to-save-infant-daughter-left-in-hot-car-for-4-hours-by
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>>7805042
Hm, have him try fresh fruit smoothies
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the idea of poop coming out of your body through anything but your anus is very disturbing to me
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>>7810476

Yeah, I like how he posts about his bro on 4chan mocking him instead of being supportive.

Maybe his bad health habits are reinforced by a lack of support from his family
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>>7810525
You like that?
WTF??
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>>7810530

Sarcasm...
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>>7805042

>26 and i live with my brother

whew
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>>7808269
>>7805042
Do you know the skin on those things are loaded with toxins?
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>>7811164
Don't you at least rinse the damn thing before eating it?
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>>7805042
>he is also going deaf because he loves to drive around in his huge dodge ram blasting country music
Lmao, if this is true your brother is an genuine retardo
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Ur broth sounds cool fag
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