Food gore thread.
>>7802946
That looks kind of sad, but good.
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>>7802942
holy fucking shit, that is painful looking, why the fuck are the dogs so pink and cubey? fuck
>>7803213
I've seen a lot of cheap refrigerated hot dogs look like that
>>7802956
>Typical American cuisine
>>7802956
fruity dino bites or disgusting fruity pebbles?
>>7802946
is that a faggot? well. its not that terrible. something you would throw together at the end of the month.
its edible.
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>>7803213
Cheap hot dog are pink and cubey because 1) they add red food coloring so that they don't look an unattractive grey and 2) they pack them tightly into packages and shove them into boxes, causing them to take on flat sides.
>>7802942
Am I a good chef yet?
>>7804046
Why would you put the knife on the container? I mean it wouldn't be a problem if you were careful and only balanced the handle on it, but look, you got ranch all over the edge.
>>7804046
10/10 would eat
>>7804861
>merica
>>7804030
Oh god do you have the screen capped thread of this
https://www.patreon.com/sadepiify
>>7804861
>2 bags of cheese
>>7804861
>10 litres of liquid to go with my corn chips just for that extra sogginess!
>>7806173
Jesus that stovetop hurts me. As someone who lives with a glass cooktop I can't even imagine how long it would take to get that looking clean again.
I know most sausages kind of look like poop, but seriously vegan sausages really look like poop and I think it's hilarious.
>>7806621
Not these, I really like them.. Maybe they look like poop due to the fibrous content... Real sausages have no fiber at all. After going vegan, my shits are amazing. They are the dense kind when you wipe, there's no mess on your toilet paper. I used to have to wipe way more back in my days where I'd eat fucking hot wings and pizza. That shit makes your poop so gross and messy.
>>7806745
You don't miss a big, fat, fucking, slimy, shit!?! Like having an uncapped sharpie sticking outta your FUCKING ass. The more you the the more poop you find.
Damned near wipe for a whole FUCKING hour and still there is blood to be soaked up. Just a fucking mess.
>>7806745
Don't you turn like, yellow for the first few months of turning vegan?
>>7806765
Blood means it's clean nigga you can stop wiping.
>>7806775
No, I think you turn yellow from Jaundice or eating too much beta carotene in carrots/sweet potatoes. Perhaps if you were drinking a liter of carrot juice every day. You can definitely over do it.
I worked at a juice bar.. it would vary on what I was eating/drinking. Beets can make your shit pink/purple which is a lil scary the first time you see it. Same with greens, but that's a bit more normal for me. I just noticed going more frequently, and them being longer/more dense. When you're eating brown rice, baked sweet potatoes, bananas, lentils with veggies, and smoothies, you take massive fucking shits in the morning.
Vegan corndogs, I guess you guys would consider that "food gore."
I just hope one of you fucks gets hungry ;O)
>>7804861
fucking whore nails
>>7804861
I think it looks kinda good
>>7804861
I mean, i'd eat it since nothing especially uestionable is in it but I really dont think the milk was necessary
>>7804861
this is that shit that someone always brings to a potluck - soggy disgusting bullshit
>>7804861
*vomits in mouth*
the kicker was the spanish olives to garnish
>>7807219
Is that someone actually trying to eat the weird pizza ramen from Snatcher?
>>7807273
Yeah but they used Campbell's instead of ramen.
>>7807219
Neo Kobe pizza! I hear it's not to bad
>>7804878
My mom does that shit with all shit in general. Fucking pisses me off.
>>7807183
is that what those american lard asses eat to aquire their own orbit?
>>7804861
thats a shitty enchilada pie. my mom used to make that only mucho better.
>>7804861
if you know the right ingredients the same dish can be made with like half the calories.
It's like mayo cake, in the end mayo is just an extra egg yolk and oil and some salt.
>>7803222
kek
>>7807611
Only in the south.
Trust me, I live here. That shit is even more disgusting in person.
>>7806513
That looks kinda like the cheese sticks my friend makes for his gf whenever they get high together.
She's lactose intolerant, and vegan at that yet she'll eat that shit up in a heartbeat.
>>7807650
I live in northern Louisiana and I guess I've just missed that. Fucking looks gnarly as hell.
>>7807553
Yeah but Campbell's is disgusting.
>>7808586
It's pronounced "I don't like Campbell's."
>>7807183
Why do they always put cheese on the top of these monstrosities
>>7807219
What in God's name is that!?
>>7807650
Wait is that actually a thing?
>>7804861
it reminds me of that SNL skit where they make some mega bacon pizza taco
https://youtu.be/twnIEJdzzws
>>7804861
suddenly milk
>>7807482
This looks like an abortion
>>7806513
how would one make this?Asking for a friend ya know like, PSHA like i'd do that right guys hehehe -r-right?
>>7808868
Taco time
>>7806795
i wonder what a traditionalyl made hotdog even means
>>7802956
holy shit I would actually eat this
>>7804861
i find this mildly inadequate
>>7809417
isn't it apparent from the image?
coat the chicken in ranch then crushed cheetos
bake for around 20 minutes at around 400
>>7806789
>>or eating too much beta carotene in carrots
>that scrubs episode with the orange dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPBm_0ftAY&ab_channel=TVFilthyFrank
i don't know why bitches post this on fb it's making me run fir my life not want to marry her
that red thing is an apple.
So basically she bought tuna, premade tortillas and canned corn, wrap it all up and she can "cook"
>>7806795
>Vegan corndogs, I guess you guys would consider that "food gore."
>not me though, because I'm vegan and I need you guys to know
>so I'm going to subtly imply it.
>>7807650
What?
We never eat that pig slop
I'm sure its a yankee thing
>>7802946
sheeeit
>>7811205
I swear the people who gets triggered by vegans are way more vocal and annoying as the vegans themselves.
I only know one guy who turned vegan and he talked about it, but it was in a pretty normal and relaxed way.
>>7807183
Is this supposed to be ambrosia salad? Because it looks weird. Why would you add cheese?
"Deconstructed Lemon Tart"
>>7811952
Deconstructed in an ironic sense? Because that looks like more of a joke than food.
>>7811952
someone's been watching Netflix
>>7811182
looks breddy gud tbqh
>>7812031
Fucking what? Really?
Jesus. I've made accidents in the kitchen that look better than that. A woman made this?
Gross.
I went on a vacation and forgot to clean my pasta and bolognese.
Trigger warning tbqh
>>7812388
looks like some dank ass weed
>>7806513
I'd take a bite out of that actually
>>7809319
God fucking DAMMIT every time
>>7806513
would try.
looks like it would taste pretty good.
>>7806613
Gets me everytiem.
>>7812388
This is what the surface of hell looks like. And your shoes don't have souls.
>>7806765
When i find sharpie up my butt, i seat my ass back down and finish pooping it out. In most cases it comes out on a second go.
"Save toilet paper = save the world"
>>7809319
I watched that unfold in real time...
>>7809319
That was worth the read holy fuck
>>7812614
guess how I know you don't touch the stuff.
Have anyone tried cooking steak on a salt slab ?
Discuss your experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy4_-pYyd5I
https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY
>>7813328
Looks like someone shat out their kidneys
>>7813330
this guy is almost as bad as joey in terms of personality.
also who the fuck grills their shrimp without peeling them? is that something people actually do or is just this guy?
>>7813322
I don't remember but did he actually eat it? I remember at least 7 people telling him to eat it and you never know what they are gonna do.
>>7813368
We do this occasionaly. Get fresh prawns, marinade in garlic and the likes, fry them in a pan and peel them at the table while eating. Served with bread, garlic butter and sauces. Ritualistic kind of meal
>>7807482
I can smell the stink of that microwave oven from here.
>>7812017
Are fucking joking you piece of shit? This shit is a fucking nonsense. I suppose that you are american right?
>>7811561
How is that irony?
>>7813421
What did you just say about me, you little bitch?
>>7813250
I'm here if you need to talk.
>>7811182
cabbage with pita and croutons covered in mayonnaise with parmesan?
or sicne you type like a sand nigger, probably just some sand nigger shit
>>7806765
kek
>>7807219
lol, I legit had this when I played snatcher and it wasn't too bad
>>7807482
looks like a tumor
>>7813406
>extra thick mayonnaise and a mustard frosting
>>7813603
Honestly i'm too lazy to form proper sentences. I'm certainty not a sand nigga.
I have no fucking idea what she put in that but i would rather eat my garbage can
>>7807183
This is satire, r-right?
>>7807183
Watching the original video turned out to be worse than I expected.
>>7812388
It looks like tasty brisket with BBQ sprinkled on it
>>7809319
The sad part is that it seems like a good recipe but he overdid it with all the extra ingredients and the useless noodles. Just substitute it with a muffin or other grain base and stop before the poptart.
>>7813406
There it is. The Hurgin.
>>7814364
>The grandma of pizzas.
>>7814475
>it's called "hurgin" cause that's the sound people make after eating it
>>7811952
my grandma has plates like that
>>7806513
I actually tried something similar to this two different times. Baking them really takes the flavor out of the chips, especially cheetos. In the end it's just corn chip (or puffed corn) breading.
>>7806173
what the fuck is going on there
>>7807650
I'm pretty much dead center of alabama and i've never seen that shit.
>>7814364
It took me a solid 30 seconds to realize that was a pizza.
>>7813333
His face. Oh man.
>>7812973
I've always had a gas stove and I dont understand the humor behind this, its somthing stupid, yet I would do the same
>>7815147
It's about a restaurant called Benihana where their gimmick is that all the tables have a gas grill in the center and a chef puts on a show while cooking food.
>>7809803
It means they are fucking lying.
>>7811188
She's trying anon
>>7815186
It's marketing.
Can someone post the Jack webm of that fucking ham he tries to shred?
Needs some ranch dressing imo
>>7809319
It's delicious until the pop tart. It's not gourmet, but it'll get you through a hard day.
>>7815293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc
7m 40s
>>7807183
this has to be a fucking joke right
>>7804861
My heart actually hurt a little watching this.
>>7815318
This just kept getting weirder.
>>7809433
It's Taco Town, you slut.
>>7809319
>This is any kids favorite part
>The children are dead at this point
>>7806621
i thought that was some kind of bread
>>7812973
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teppanyaki
>>7814707
Sardinia?
>>7814364
is that chocolate or poop on it?
>>7815754
that looks kind of good
>>7814364
jesus. how retarded do you have to be to fuck up a pizza
>>7807619
Dude i'm from Texas along the border to Mex and i can tell you the first time i heard and subsequently try it was in a cali potluck, its not a thing here for a reason. its terrible and gave me diarrhea
>>7804861
meanwhile in WOP-lyn
>>7806513
I would want this after finishing my second pitcher
>>7806745
The reason your shits became amazing after going vegan is because you became literal shit.
>>7804861
I'd eat it then again I'm extremely fat and eat anything
this isn't related to the thread but I haven't had any spicy food in a few months. last night i decided to put a fresh habanero on my burger as a topping. I also made homemade french fries but was too impatient to drain them after i took them out of the oil.
Greasy oil upset stomach pain shits + firey habanero asshole = FUCKING KILL ME
>>7804046
Would try
>>7806513
Does not look bad at all.
>>7804861
>it's not mexican, it's texmex
>>7816265
it's what happens when you try to cook fake cheese
>>7806037
My guilty pleasure is refrigerating overnight and then reheating nachos in the microwave so the chips have that soggy, oily texture and consistency.
>>7806620
A layer of degreaser left for several hours and then a good scraping with a bit of sharp plastic designed for that exact purpose, generally packaged with the stove manual.
>>7803222
Trips checked
Diners of the world, unite!
>>7802942
>>7806795
Food gore thread guys woo let's have some laughs.
You - I bet you guys consider these VEGAN corndogs gore HUH? I don't cuz I'm a VEGAN.
>>7819641
is that sausage?
No one's posted Kay yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj7-qrH-ZY0
>>7804030
>Basting in blue power-aid
Like why? I don't get why someone would even think this fucking Frankenstein concoction up.
>>7819776
hot links and powdered cheese.
>>7820012
it's part of some kinda horrible art project depicting a terrible thanksgiving in a barn somewhere, eaten by a dozen dads
http://imgur.com/a/0tnPs
>>7809319
I was on this thread. Since then I've refused to torture myself by reliving the anguish through this screenshot. I don't even need to open the image, I can tell by the thumbnail. I've felt a certain anxiety that refuses to leave, just knowing that the person that made this and I are trapped in the deathmatch cage that this earth became the second this abomination was brought unto us from the netherrealm.
>>7814522
looks like they're roasting coffee beans
>>7819918
Is she drunk?
>>7819918
>That black oil in the pan
>>7822413
she had one too many 'go 'za
>>7820315
i see no problems here.
>>7822895
lmao on the youtube video comments she said
"yes it was I burnt the oil that I put in it was too high don't you know owt about burning oil"
>>7815754
thats just some generic chinese takeout.
idk why they got a tub of gravy
>>7820304
I would rather eat sand than that.
>>7823916
i think it's something else that just has a brown lid
>>7815318
If anyone tried to open a bag of crisps with a pair of scissors and serve them like that near me I would disembowel them
>>7824192
If anyone tried to call them "crisps" in front of me, I would tip my hat and invite them over for tea.
If you have never seen autistic Finnish life vloggers make "food", you are missing out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwl7jER0Dvs&ab_channel=niilo22
Porridge recipe:
>Boil water
>Add soy sauce
>Add a little bit of "pasta in cheese sauce" bag
>Slice in a little bit of sausage (A little icy but it will melt in the water)
>Slice in some apple
>Finally add the porridge
>Wait and enjoy!
>>7807183
I was wondering who it was until the fat fuck himself showed up.
>>7817509
HOW IS THE CHEEZE MELTED AND THE PEAS FROZEN?!?!?!
>>7824974
Hair dryer.
>>7824941
always look for that square gold ring on the left hand, it's a dead giveaway
>>7804861
>MILK
T R I G G E R E D
>>7813322
looks like fucking asbestos
>>7824974
Microwaves
>>7824192
chips*
>>7815318
jesus what the fuck man
all those condiments
>>7803213
Because they are cold.
"They plump when you cook 'em". -Michael Jordan, 1992
>>7804046
Ranch on hot dogs.
...ranch on anything.
>>7819641
if that's spam than I'd say that's a pretty normal looking Hawaiian dish
>>7804861
Using chips just adds unnecessary fat. The crispiness is gone, so she may as well have used tortillas. Plus, the milk and internal cheese were unnecessary.
Timeless classic
>>7814364
You never bake with American cheese.
>>7815337
Needed at least another hour.
>>7804861
Kinda like mexican chilaquiles, but with an american hint.
>>7814364
did they leave the plastic on kraft singles?
>>7803882
'Made with chicken and pork'
Ingredients list 'beef'.
Kek
>>7825970
If you eat hot dogs that are all beef, you better take your fucking Lamborghini and drive it into another billion dollar mansion.
>>7806513
You white trash superstar. You actually used a ranch-wash to bread your shit? Fuck, I am done.
>>7825979
>buy hot dogs for 50 cents each and you better own a lambo
How fucking broke are you?
>>7809290
This is like people putting butter in their Ramen.
>>7826021
I put a 1/4 tbsp in if there are vegetables, otherwise no.
>>7826021
Butter belongs everywhere.
Butter is like salt and pepper.
It makes everything taste good
>>7811188
That is gourmet for some of the chicks I have knobbed. If you can cook, do it. If that is all you need in a partner, then make yourself plain and stop being a whiny cunt.
>>7807183
Just kill me.
Spam sushi/musubi is pretty normal
>>7815318
Can't tell if nip thinking this is Americanized or straight up Chicano Mexican garbage.
>>7809319
>>7813322
So what effects would this have on your body if you ate it? And what would it taste and feel like?
>>7806621
Looks like something my dog leaves out in the back yard.
>>7813406
>the hurgin
Damn it even sounds like the name of some sort of mythical beast.
>>7814364
Ah yes, vegan "cheese."
>>7807236
>*actions*
Fuck off, nigger.
Snake
Mayo+pepper to garnish
>>7820388
I'm sorry you had to live through that. Are you going to counseling?
There's not enough Jack in this thread desu desu senpai
>>7827277
Dubs have spoken. As I posed that picture, it just occurred to me. Jack is a poggemans
>>7812388
>trigger warning
Kill yourself
>>7807650
Fuckin South Alabama and never seen this demon. Probably a Midwest thing
>have food gore, food cringe and jack threads
>retard mods decide to remove jack threads
>now all threads are jack threads
Thanks, you fucking stupid mod.
>>7827799
jack posts are good.
That doggo is good.
Your numbers are good.
I saw this video a few months ago on /ck/ where this guy searched for a word on youtube and explored the results. He did a video on cooking with jack, which I know you guys don't really like. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? I think he was English.
>>7802946
I think its a burger in the middle, beneath the sauerkraut.
would eat, decent lunch
>>7813330
I used to make whole chickens in an oven loaded on a bag of salt instead of oil/butter. It soaks up the fat and the water, and the chicken comes out dark, lean and crispy.
Not sure about the steak though, I don't think salt can get hot enough.
>>7820322
it looks like a fat person sitting down
>>7814364
shame about all those souls trapped in there
>>7827277
MEATBALL
>>7826003
That's not the right scene from Jurassic Park. The image is from when they were on the tour in the hatchery but the line is from when they were having lunch.
>>7827809
>Doggo
That pupper won't be a doggo until he's about 2.
some timeless classics
