If I offered /ck/ this, would you eat it?
Yeah sure. I'm an elitist fuck but I'm not picky.
>>7797904
I'd eat anything right now lol (=laughing out loud). I am starving.
>>7797904
I would politely decline.
>>7797904
Is that tofurkey? If so maybe
Looks like cancer baloney on white bread.
Sure, I'd eat it as long as there was mayo on it. A slice of tomato and a little S&P and it's a perfectly fine lazy lunch.
The contents of the sandwich I made were the following:
x 2 pieces of bread
x 2 piece of ham (folded to persist 90 degree angle to show caring)
x 1 piece of bologna (centered professionally)
x 2 piece of pepperoni
x 1 southwest spicy mustard (i made a smiley face with love)
>>7797939
That's it, i want it. It would make me fart too.
>>7797939
I would eat it on one condition: the bologna must be made exclusively from one animal source.
>inb4 pleb
Cold cuts made from multiple animal sources taste and smell like trash.
>>7797939
can you get me a beer and some chips to go with it :3
fuck yea i would!
simple yet supple. altogether tasty. meanwhile 1/2 these armchair bobby flay's post pretensious disgusting hipster memerific trainwrecks and criticize others like they are the next tast chef.
sorry mam, life is too short to not enjoy the simpler things! 8|
>>7797904
I would ask you to toast the bread before I ate it.
>>7797904
I would never eat something offered by a 4channer.
Never.
>>7798411
gross there's pot in those brownies, it ruins the flavor
And here I sit reading about some schmuck's bologna sandwich.
>>7797904
I'd eat practically anything, but my stomach squirmed a little at the sight of your image. Maybe I'd force it down if it had a bit of ketchup.
>>7797939
I would have said no based on op pic but reading this i would actually eat it especially considering it has no cheese
>>7797904
I would politely eat it, and be gracious as I could about it. But I would feel bad for my host.
>>7797904
If i knew you and you weren't acting suspicious, yes.
would never eat anything that a 4channer that I don't know from somewhere else offered me though
How much would you guys tip OP?
Me? $2. More if there were chips and pickles served.
>>7797904
No, looks like a welfare sandwich, I have money to eat better so I would pass on the offer so that someone poor who has no taste can eat for the day.
>>7797904
I would accept it.
And then smugly invite you to my house the next week to eat real food.
>>7797904
It's pretty much the blandest thing I could possibly eat but as long as your kitchen and hands are clean yeah I would eat it
>>7798411
I'm sure you have already eaten plenty of cum before tho
yes, I actually quite enjoy the simplicity of the ham sandwich. also the mustard smiley face is a nice touch
>>7797949
>Cold cuts made from multiple animal sources taste and smell like trash.
autistic faggot
>>7797904
I'd eat it all just so /ck/ doesn't get any.
>>7800332
>found the /k/ tripfag
Sorry bud, but I am not OP nor a tripfag.
Sorry bro im a vegan
>>7801039
this
