Food Cringe Thread.
>>7785372
literally what is wrong with an egg scrambie-wrap
Learn to use the catalog or just stick to /b/.
>>7781115
>>7785376
its popcorn and ketchup
![kAUTqKj[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EAG7SbP.jpg "kAUTqKj[1].jpg")
traditional british za
>>7785381
Oh dear god.
>>7785372
>Food Cringe
>>>/ck/catalog
There you go mate
>>7785823
tip top delish lad
Does /ck/ know about this blog?
http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/
>>7785372
scrambled eggs with kitchup is bad enough let alone in a wrap
>>7785374
That's my childhood right there.
>>7787302
>scrambled eggs
>>7787302
That is popcorn.
>>7785372
Scrambled eggs and ketchup are bretty gud you meeming faggot baka desu senpai
>>7787504
I'd eat it
>>7785376
first time when i saw the pic i thought it was eggs,and was like notbad.jpg
>>7787542
ok what the fuck is that
>>7787542
is it just me or
>>7787492
Why is the rollie a thing?
>>7787832
I actually feel really bad because I feel like ostrich is a pretty upper echelon dish and fucking it up would be the worst day of my career as a chef
>>7785372
busting out the fucking big guns
>>7787302
RIP Rik man :(
>>7787492
What the hell is happening here
>>7789579
>scissors and togs for doritos
Deep fried mars bar.
>>7785372
>carbs wrapped in carbs with carb sauce
>>7789694
I thought popcorn was pure fiber.
>>7786419
breakfast burritos are pretty common and tasty
>>7787504
What's wrong with that? It just looks like instant ramen.
>>7789654
https://youtu.be/FgFeVlw2Ywg?t=208
>>7789736
Myabe he lives somehwere without Mexicans, notice he said "wrap" and not "tortilla."
>>7787673
those shrimp are raw
>>7789689
I always see these at my local fish and chip shop, but I never dear order one. What are they like?
>>7789368
In Germany, you get it in every supermarket for around 5€ per kilogram.
>>7789778
A mars bar that has been deep fried
>>7789778
>dear
dare, hot shot
>>7789689
I went to the Minnesota state fair one year which was probably responsible for taking years off my life because of shit like this.
Deep fried stick of butter (did not eat) , fried coca-cola, any fried candy bar you can think of, fried oreos, fried macaroni
>>7789579
dear fucking god, I was screaming at her to stop halfway through and it kept going
>>7789778
They are pretty good desu.
>>7789973
Fried coca cola sound interestesting
>>7789579
how is that suppose to be eaten?
>>7790159
Yeah, though it's a bit of a misnomer. It's basically a doughnut or funnel cake that's made with cola (or cola syrup) in the batter.
My creation. Sweet Sundae Ramen.
>>7787520
Is this real?
>>7790596
slushies?
>>7790587
Americans will eat anything...
>>7790589
Not your creation
>>7789740
3:28 made me laugh.
>>7790618
It gave us stomach aches
>>7787266
>Starting a petition to make this a MANDATORY meal for ALL Ferguson police officers.
>Tags: HATE COPS
Aaaaand this is why no one here uses tumblr, especially one that race baits while posting pictures of food. Never again.
>>7790703
>what is humor
>>7789973
I only go for the corn, gator on a stick and those buckets of cookies.
The Minnesota State Fair has lost a lot of magic now that I have a much broader selection of places to eat.
>>7790739
If you know what it is, maybe you should explain it to the owner of that tumblr. Humour is not shoehorning political garbage into a blog about bad food, and if you think that is funny, holy shit you are really far gone.
>>7787872
That's a burger paddy, typically see that kind of shit in high schools or shitty cafeterias. Even fast food burgers look more appealing.
Literal prison food.
>>7789579
The fuck is that?
>>7789579
>>7787351
Look closer. That's popcorn not eggs
>>7787492
Ewww its that weird egg cooking tube thing Ashens once tried fucking around with.
>>7787673
Is that thing in the middle a pile of meal worms or what?
>>7789579
One minute and a half and its still some how getting even worse and worse
>>7790790
Good idea, shit cheese.
>>7790790
That doesn't seem so bad exeapt for the American cheese. It just fried dough with cheese in it. Not really a cheese filled doughnut. Replace the American cheese with something like Brie and I bet it would be good as hell
>>7789579
every time i thought it would stop they just kept going....
>>7787492
>demonbonerrisingfromthedepthsofhell,webm
>>7789579
Gourmet ChiChi's
fucking jailhouse delicacy
>>7791113
lol
Hardcore mode
https://nakedvegancooking.com/
>>7789579
At first you think that the Maruchan is the worst/weirdest part but then everything changes.
>>7790790
This seems like it could be an interesting take on cheese sticks. Shit cheese choice though.
>>7785374
>>7787306
Different Anon here. To this day I literally have to explain to my parents that the little bits of (er, lymph/heme/whatever) the bits of juice that congeal and eventually form fond from which epic sauce can be made if you actually finish the cooking process... are not fat.
And don't even get me started on how they react when I come home and steal a spoonful of actual flavor from the pan and put it on my potatoes instead of "healthy" margarine.
>>7789579
>prison spread
>in a restaurant setting
wut
>>7787519
whats wrong with this?
>>7787872
someone who doesn't turn his meat when cooking it, probably covered and simmered in mildly hot oil for 20 minutes.
>>7790596
what comes out of those things? Sauce?
>>7787520
It is. It was on the menu in our KFC here in Flipfagland for a limited time.
The KFC here keeps on thinking up of insane shit. They once put on the menu pizza in which the dough was replaced by chicken.
>>7791819
I hope the next monsoon/tsunami/flood destroys your shitty island chain
>>7787542
>>7787542
> I call it, the nasty patty
>>7791819
"Chizza" sounds like a racist term for a ching chong.
>>7787872
I'd recognise it any where its a Burger king beef patty
>>7792512
absolutely disgusting
>>7792486
IT'S THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEEZ-AH
>>7785823
I actually want to try that now.
Except the ketchup. Disgusting.
>>7785823
even though i just finished eating i could go for one, looks tasty as fuck
>>7789579
that'll be $19.99 plus tip
>>7792606
ah yes, the traditional food of my people, insect cake
>>7789973
>>7790748
>minnesota mentioned TWO (2) times in one thread
>>7792625
be glad, that's two more times than Minnesota is ever mentioned
>>7785379
no one cares go away
This was obligatory, guess the recipe.
>>7787519
Fuck this is genius
Brb club sandwich with fried mother fucking bread
>>7789579
>convict cooking show.webm
>>7792657
Anyone have the just chilling edit
>>7787542
Those fuckin look like a black mans skin after popin pimples what the fuck
>>7789579
why
I have 20 dollars to my name and I wouldn't eat this degenerate shit even if it was free.
>>7789689
Fuck you.
Those taste like the shit out of gods asshole.
>>7792819
Actually looks kind of fun.
If you're having lunch with 4 kids.
My gf left me yesterday.
I don't have too much energy to make anything to eat so I thawed a couple of frozen cheapo hotdogs.
I cut them into spirals thinking it would cheer me up. It didn't.
>>7792917
Looks like one of my dildos
>>7792920
You have a weird asshole.
>>7792922
You're replying to a duck.
>>7792925
>>7792922
His drill is the drill that will pierce his asshole
>>7792940
Yeah..
>>7787542
Oh god it looks a teratoma.
>>7792922
No, but the things I put in it are weird ;)
>>7789740
>mfw the clip at 0:16 is Ja/ck/
>>7789740
He looks like a human pug, how'd his face get like that so I can avoid it?
>>7789579
Nobody ever explains which business this is
>>7787542
>tfw ate these everyday in elementary school
>>7792917
Did you make it with pasta again?
It was nice that she came back for a bit tho
>>7790587
Ok, how the fuck are you supposed to eat that mess?
>>7792819
falukorv is good but anything edible and blue looks disgusting
>>7789579
Holy shit I remember the first time this was posted. Is this what authentic mexicunt food tastes like?
>>7789748
There are three telltale signs that they are in fact cooked.
>pink colour
>opaque
>curled up
Live (see: raw) shrimp are more often a light brown, translucent and the tail nearly parallel with the body.
>>7789579
What the hell is that stuff in the pot?
>>7792881
youre a faggot
>>7792445
Underrated post
>>7790589
>my creation
>one of the most known food cringe memes
Also, is that a fake flame on that candle?
>>7790589
>>7787673
Those frutloops make me sad.
>>7789579
source please, i want to see what the fuck they call this
Challenge time
>Go to allrecipes.com
>Find a recipe you like
>Click the picture button to see user submitted results
>Post the most horrific one
>>7793464
>>7793467
>>7793464
>>7793484
>>7785372
The worst part is the cold tortillas.
>>7793245
if you mashed the avocados and crumbled the cheetoes id eat that
little drizzle of balsamic or somethin, yum
>>7793488
Is that potato? Cauliflower? Lard? I can't tell.
>>7793453
whats bad about this?
>>7793491
Who knows. I think I can spot bell pepper though
My gf left me yesterday.
I don't have too much energy to make anything to eat so I thawed a couple of frozen cheapo hotdogs.
I cut them into spirals thinking it would cheer me up.
It didn't.
beautiful
10/10
>>7785372
With all the HFCS in the ketchup, it's like a trailer trash version of kettle corn.
>>7793272
I had a good laugh. thanks anon
>>7793518
those raw, canned mushrooms...
>>7793506
>2016
>eating hotdogs
>>7790790
They're too broke to afford a one piece doghnut cutter?
>>7792625
pa anon here. I'm sure you'll be happy to hear I have an autistic interest in the state of minnesota and I'm hoping to move there sometime. I actually have a map of the twin cities metro on my wall. I wish I was joking.
>>7793464
There was three that looked pretty bad but can't decide which is worse
>>7793558
>>7793561
>>7793547
>triggered
>>7792920
The worst part about this post is that i know ur a bloke
>>7793464
Hey now dem ribs aint look half bad Tbh
>>7790790
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cheese"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>7790588
>even the mascot looks like he is trying to commit suicide
>>7793543
youre more than welcome here. this place is great, hope you like beer.
>>7793543
This is how i know ur white af lol
>>7785374
what is this? what am i looking at? it doesnt look real
>>7793547
what is this? Looks horrible
>>7789817
im not even surprised. fucking cucks
>>7789973
my local sells deep fried ice cream. must have wizards in the back
>>7789973
i vomited from the deep fried cookie dough at the Arizona fair
>>7787542
Looks disgusting.
I want to lick it.
>>7787492
*paaaaaaarrrrrrp*
>>7789579
>>7787832
>"I'm a virgin"
>>7793540
>They're too broke to afford
color of skin
>>7793423
Jesus christ, what happened?
>>7791819
I'm having a heart attack from just viewing this image.
>>7792694
Never seen a black man confirmed
>>7789831
., hot shot.
>>7793339
It's one of those candles that re-light when blown out, they use magnesium.
>>7793664
because I have a odd interest or because I'm interested in a primarily white state? The latter I won't deny but anyone can have an autistic obsession, anon.
>>7793423
the devil's birthday cake
>>7794898
>wifey material
I didn't have any flour tortillas or ketchup so I made some substitutions. It's pretty good anons.
>>7790596
Dude, those were pretty good. One flavour was kiwi, the other strawberry.
It's just the name that's made to be gross, but Sloche stopped that since a few years.
>>7789579
>that lime squeeze
>>7790816
i know it from ashens too kekerschmitte
>>7793464
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/16189/cheeseburger-meatloaf/photos/2731337/
meatloaf may be cheating a bit on this, but the entire gallery for the "cheeseburger meatloaf" is just nasty. this dish apperently just cannot be made to look appatizing.
>>7793245
I'd eat this and enjoy it if it had some ham and mayo.
>>7791634
Absolutely disgusting. Teach these savages the wonders of butter and bacon grease.
>>7795950
I firmly believe that most ground meat dishes should involve pastry crust, bread, or some other means of hiding the meat. Cottage pies and the various kebab-type sandwiches aren't too ugly to look at.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY
>>7793452
Saw in another thread it's apparently called Dorilocos.
>>7785374
white guy throwing his own mom under the bus for a "white people don't season" joke
>>7789579
>lime with nacho cheese doritos
>>7787872
>>7793252
When you're mommies little disappointment
>"Here's your fucking lunch lil' faggot, now be like your father and leave"
>>7789579
I am litterally triggered
>>7794898
"Cooked"
>>7796096
>Curry powder
>Sriracha sauce
>Chopped basil
>In a PBJ
Sounds fucking disgusting
>>7795405
Oh what the fuck. You can't be #Healthy if your meals want you to #EndItNow.
Jesus christ dude make a salad or something, cook a good piece of meat or stir fry some vegetables and mushrooms. This is some self flagellation shit.
>>7787492
IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE
>>7792445
>>7796083
Tbh American "taco meat" actually isn't that bad, especially with corn shells.
>>7793547
Looks like someone tried to cook bubble wrap
>>7787526
I wouldn't drink UHT milk but there's nothing wrong with living within your means
>>7794382
Sugar + Water + Heat = Caramel
Caramel + Heat = Lava
>>7794371
They're too white to steal a one piece doughnut cutter?
>>7795815
>Steak floats on liquid metal
This has ruined Terminator 2 for me
>>7787542
Is that a placenta burger?
>>7796530
Why? The original Terminator wasn't really made of meat and bone, it just had a realistic skin covering.
>>7795815
>mfw he says in the video, he gave the steak to his dog
>>7796624
Might be good enough for stock, but goddamm.
>>7796718
I bet that fuckers already in jail.
>>7793423
this looks amazing
>>7789579
Just went to the Mexican to get tamales and i saw this..
The whole menu was autistic actually
>>7796723
The guy is constantly doing downright dangerous and negligible things in the name of DUDE SCIENCE LMAO
>>7790617
I would love to know what country you are from because I guarantee that you eat shit that's 10 times worse than melted chocolate and sweets piled on top of each other.
>>7797015
piled on top of bacon and burger patties
>>7797064
Can still point out shit worse than that.
>>7795379
nice 'go 'za
>>7787492
The spice must flow!
>>7797117
Someone said there was a Ketchup anon who posted this stuff all the time.
Is he real?
>>7787519
I did something like this a few months back but the top bread was toad in the holes/jack in the box and the center was fried bread. Was fuckin tasty.
>>7789579
i just don't get the lime juice
>>7791819
Damn flips. why can't america do shit like this.
