ITT Offbrands that taste better than the thing they're ripping off
>>7783990
Pibb is the bets among them
>>7783990
I fucking lost it.
Also, Dr W? Is he a supervillain?
>>7783990
Dr Pepper is pretty much the one soda that never turns out well when off-brands try to make it. The flavors are hardly ever balanced right. Pibb is the only viable substitute, but barely.
>>7783933
dude. why don't you do the dew?
Pepsi
>>7784485
Because mainline dew tastes like corn piss.
The only good dews are red and throwback.
>>7784494
corn doesn't piss, idiot. it's a plant.
Then explain this autismoton.
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Virtually every brand of generic box of macaroni with powdered cheese is superior to kraft dinner ever since they decided to ruin their product by appealing to healthy eaters that never ate it in the first place.
>>7784520
annies mac is the best one.
>>7783933
>ITT Offbrands that taste better than the thing they're ripping off
Publix cola > coke
As a mixer for rum n coke, cuba libre, coke float, whatever you wish, it simply tastes clearer, cleaner, and more cinnamony. It's handsdown better.
When it comes to things on the shelves, all the frozen publix vegetables are top rate, but when you compare ingredients for things like yellow rice or macaroni and cheese you'll notice a bit more premium on the publix brand. Lack of MSG or dyes, and higher places ranking of the good ingredients.
>>7784520
This is by far the best man. White cheddar all the way
>>7784520
Mein neger
Have eaten this for over 20 years since I was a young child. Even vividly remember the old black box.
>>7783933
I really dig Bubba blue as a pepsi knockoff
I like RC too but aparantly that's not really generic even though it looks like it is
>>7784494
>code red
>good
Off you go >>>/trash/
>>7784494
>>7785224
Red dew is a ripoff of Big Red
>inb4 muh 74mg o calfeen
>>7785350
Thought Big Red is cherry cream soda...
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>>7785405
Yeah, it is. Has a pretty distinct bubblegum like taste. They're nothing alike.
>>7783990
>Dr Bob
>>7783990
Pibb comes closest but Dr.Pepper is clearly better than all of them.
>>7784494
throwback is GOAT
>>7785562
Niggas. It's bubble gum soda. Also cancer.
Compliments brand is surprisingly good quality at it's dirt cheap prices.
>>7783933
>not a ripoff of Irish Spring
>>7783933
that shit taste disgusting OP
>>7783990
presenting
Dr foots
>>7784494
Mountain Dew is the only soda that actually taste worse when made with real sugar. I can stomach the Throwback sold in the US, but the kind they sell overseas is hot garbage
>>7784494
In USA "made with real sugar" is a marketing argument.
Man....
>>7786625
It's due to sugar tariffs and corn subsidies. Corn growers are hugely powerful and the sugar-beet farmers don't like cheaper foreign competition.
>>7785165
Royal Crown is really good, it's a balance between the sweetness of Pepsi and the savory taste of Coke, but yeah, the brand is super fucking old, it's nowhere near generic, they just sell it at a lower price.
Just like Pibb isn't generic--and I make the argument that it's better than Dr Pepper because it's crisper on the tongue and doesn't linger too long as Dr Pepper tends to do.
But seriously? Store-brand pops are disgusting. Usually the worst offender is the store-brand Mountain Dew knockoffs that taste like windshield fluid. For those who live in Michigan or another enlightened state, the obvious alternative is Faygo, which is GOAT.
>>7783933
Fatass Americunts
Soda is disgusting and you should be ashamed that you drink it enough to know the difference
every generic version of froot loops I've eaten has tasted better to me than the name brand.
>>7786735
>I'm an adult. I'll take my coffee black and my whiskey neat, please.
I don't have pictures to hand but an Indian owned store near my house sells home made peanut butter cups in faded orange paper called 'Raj's Tajs' that are essentially chocolate covered peanut butter with 2 chocolate sticks coming up to look like the Taj Mahal. Yummy and delicious. He often jokes he doesn't wash his hands before making them to get the authentic Indian taj mahal taste but I would eat a pile of his shit to get one of Raj's Tajs.
>>7785651
>Coke
1886
>Pepsi
1889
Checks out. I do prefer Pepsi though. Lime > lemon.
>>7787282
As much as I love Reese's cups, CVS has store brand PB cups that have actual creamy PB instead of the sugary dry PB substitute that Reese's uses. So much better.
>>7784656
Hated the new Cracker Barrel macs
Wegmans brand whipped cream is better than Reddiwhip or any other name or store brand. Try it and you'll never go back. Or don't bc you'll never be able to enjoy any other canister whipped cream.
Oreos. They did such as good job at marketing that people think they're the original.
I'm not sure if you'd call it a direct ripoff of bueno, it's got the same hazelnut chocolate inside but it also has the puffed wheat, it's much better chocolate than bueno though and it's dirt cheap (local dollar store sells 2 of them for $1)
>>7783933
This isn't an off brand, but a local brand. Local to the Big Easy. Apparently no one else in this thread has had the opportunity to taste the greatest carbonated drink of all time: Big Shot Pineapple.
http://www.nationalbeverage.com/products/big-shot/
>>7787286
>IT WAS I, DIDO!
the grocery store near me has Dr. Pop. I'll have to snag a picture the next time im there
>>7788775
I forgot about this. This answer wins.
HEBs Dr B and original cola zero are pretty nice
Store brand pop tarts (specifically market basket for new englanders) are often better. Look for ones with braided edges. So good.
Pic related.
>>7784463
thank you. tired of this pibb meme
>>7783933
Every store brand Sugar Crisp knockoff is better
>>7789224
Is it bad if I read this as "The Snack Autist"?
>>7784494
Live Wire>Pitch Black>Red Game Fuel>Baja Blast>Voltage>Blue Game Fuel>Whiteout>>>Code Red>Original
Never tried throwback.
But that's just like, my opinion man.
>>7789244
isn't that what it's called?
>>7786718
Half of Faygo's lineup is disgusting and the other half is average at best.
Dollar General brand is the worst. It's the only soda that tastes better when warm.
>>7783990
>Dr. Shasta
this isn't really an off-brand but chips ahoy can get fucked.
>>7789277
Have you ever drank Blue Moon Mist, my man? The only truly, truly awful flavor from Faygo is Rock 'n' Rye, which is the most ungodly thing, I don't understand why people buy so much of it.
These have no right to taste as good as they do.
Probably because of more lax standards at the HEB plant and they just pour five times the amount of nacho powder in their bags than Doritos ever can.
>>7787023
Not even close to my point retard. Drinking soda is just plain disgusting and you're essentially filling your body with liquid cancer
>>7783990
only thing in common is they're all terrible
>>7784520
That fucking nosense in French
