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let us go on a magical adventure and get drunk and make something not so healthy! ITS A PLAN
this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along, bake-along, drink-along or OC food/drink pics if they dont want to make or use another thread
last thread >>7717282
>kangs and sheeiit
>>7782864
How is Equinox? I didn't care much for Hop Stoopid to be quite honest.
>>7782865
not bad i also stumbled on this gold mine, was a cart full of 50% beer cuz they are redoing the beer section, I already regret not getting more
>>7782864
Burgers?
Yes yes yes
Greetings from Germany, King of /ck/
so i been bustin my chops this week im lazy im making a burger, nothing super fancy still deciding on the construction
but one thing that will be used heavily is mayo im making some habenaro garlic mayo
>>7782870
I never find beer on clearance like that. Good score.
you could cook the meat with the leaves or use the leaves as a bun if you wan't something healthy m8
threw some cajun seasoning in and minced the garlic and habenaro the best im willing to do right now, a bit of evoo and some peppr
>>7782874
yessir, my friend is of german desent greetings
>>7782877
yeah dude i had a rough day and when i saw that it made my night, you never see that
>>7782881
i include some shrubs and whatnot in this but I aint really aiming for healthy, i havent really eaten much today so a few thousand colories wont hurt
this mayo taste dank as fuck gonna fridge it a while
>>7782918
remember to share with the cat
patty with meme salt and gound pepper
this is not a bullshit patty that guy thats always like "yer pattis too thin faggot" you sir can piss off m8
>>7782864
This thread would be incomplete without a beer and a cat.
>cat on the fucking counter by the food
REEEEEEEEE GET THAT FUCKING CAT OFF THERE
>>7782976
Welcome, new guy.
trying some new shit, thin style fries like fast food imma see if i can make this happen
1st fry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS2CMpYnEFo
>>7783040
soak them in water for a bit next time if you didn't. removes some of the starch allowing them to crisp more
>dat lonely midget pepper :(
'con son
decent quality provalone
m8 captcha is trying to take advantage of me i feel violeted
buns a roastin
2nd fry, i fried em like another half time after this to get em xtra crispy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMe6Y8GDVEI
this is one of my fav bands these guys go hard, real ass music some of the best shit to come out of ny shit is raw
threw a fried egg in there, some of my homepickled ghost pepper jalepenos, lettuce, red onion, some of that garlic hab mayo, mustard fuck i aint gonna lie it was good, the fries are some of the best ive made, buttered bun yada yada i aint complainin
the controversal shot
also i saw some anon say i talk like a millennial in a different thread, m8 that cuts deep ya heard senpai
night
>>7782864
Your cat is such a fucking camwhore, bud.
>>7783154
Why do people think eggs are good on burgers, they aren't.
>>7783154
You do
You seem annoying in general and your cook-alongs are always mediocre. No idea why people suck your cock so much
>>7784302
>Why do people think eggs are good on burgers, they aren't.
Same eggy rich yolks that make mayo good on burgers, kind of a gilding the lily thing. Butter fried or olive oil fried adds that flavor too. It might also marriage with the other topping in a pairing kind of way like eggs n bacon or eggs and avocado or eggs and cheddar. It's not any weirder than a poached egg on a salad, where it subs again to supplement the dressing.
>>7784302
>thinks eggs arent good on burgers
>loves sausage egg and cheese sandwiches
Chug some bleach faggot
>>7784302
>questioning the big 7 daddy
shiggy
>>7784316
Because he consistently posts OC, unlike most of the other idiots on this board who just regurgitate the same old tired memes and stale copypasta every day.
>>7782864
Looks good. I really like your threads anon, hope you keep posting.
Look good senpai
>>7783154
That's a great looking 'ger and fries, thy king of kings
Here's one I made recently w/ poblano and onions. It was a pretty tall burger, but manageable. Shit was so cash
>>7784298
yeah she enjoys it way too much
>>7784302
no u
>>7784316
please point me towards these free cock suckings i seem to have missed that
>>7784873
cheers m80
>>7785336
>>7785557
thx :)
>>7785731
bro id wreck that burger i am also a fan of poblanos on burgers they should be coming in season i guess soon the ones in the store look like ass right now
so im gonna cook something in a bit probably wont do a cook along probably just drop pics well see heres some tacos from i truck the other day
so i thawed a fat chickin boob, pounded it flat on a stool cuz i dont want to wake the neighbors hammering chickens out on the counter at 5am
now i am going to attempt to make even more thin and uniform fries
i am ok with this, gonna take anons advice and rinse these off and dry them, LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT
also heating muh fryer, seriously gonna get a bigger fryer soon i need to eat bigger fried things
>>7786224
Love your threads, bro.
>>7786292
:^)
trying to slice this jalapeno as thin as possible its a pretty hot one
>>7786282
if you want crispy diner fries, here's a good method
first blanch on a lower heat (275-300f). then put em on paper towelled baking sheets, and refrigerate until cool. then you fry them a 2nd time on 350-375f and immediately toss in a bowl with salt and/or seasonings.
keep up the good work OP
>>7786322
thx yeah i do that pretty much, sometimes i just leave them out while i do shit like tonight cuz im lazy, i always fry them 2 or even 3 times cuz im a madman
Stations
Buns were buttered and toasted, shot of 'cha, chicken, lettuce onion thin sliced jalapeno and a hearty slather of the garlic habenaro mayo from last night
The sandwich was good the fries were edible but couldn't get them crispy I dun goofed, bye for now
>>7786438
looks great OP
>>7782864
puddy cat!
>>7786336
oh my goodness
>>7786424
That isn't just egg in the middle, right? It looks like a salsa verde turned yellow.
>>7786282
enjoy that salmonella, fag!
I come here for the food. I come here for the cat.
>>7787493
please god remind me the name of this
>>7787529
http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE139061.html
>>7783154
sorry senpai, I said that. I do still like these threads though, hope the cut wasn't too deep. Please accept this pizza.
>>7789340
WTF
>>7783149
too much salt of those fries
my gosh
other than that. seems yummy. good job bruh
How can OP hate life if they can afford good food, internet, rent, and a cat?
>>7782864
daddy please
>>7786438
no cheese?
Made some veggie stock, and thought I would share. Carrots, onion (skin on for color), celery, fennel bulb, garlic, shrooms, parsley, bay leaf, peppercorns.
>>7791830
The finished product. I'll use it to make some chickpea spinach soup later, maybe I'll post a cook-along when I do.
>>7791835
Obligatory kitchen cats. (I really just wanted to post pics of my cats.)
>>7783149
now that looks tastey
>>7791835
Sounds like a vegan hipster type of dish, but I'm sure you can pull it off.
>>7797452
>vegan
It's actually got cream in it, so no worries. It's just something I like to make because chickpeas are dirt cheap.
It might have to wait, though, since it's five thousand degrees in my apartment and the thought of boiling anything is making me sweat.
>>7796527
>tastey
Retard.
>>7797609
i love chickpeas in hummus
went to the store
>>7799346
>powered by thechive
kys tbqh
>>7799367
im not even sure what the chive means but it was 50% off so i got it havent tried it yet
gotta get the film off these ribs
>>7799385
Tell me how it is. I see their shit everywhere but have never tried it. I usually go more local Houston beers. By the way Houstronbro, the current (green) icon is kind of ass, but the next one is a honey saison and it's very good. I had it on draft the other day.
>>7799428
yeah bro the green is shit, the coffee porter was bad ass im looking forward to the honey where you try it? the brewery?
i made a rub with a bunch of shit and rubbed her down and cover with foil and pop in the oven forever
>>7799385
it's like an even worse more normie and cliquish version of reddit, it does my heart well to know that you don't know what it is and just wanted cheap beer.
>>7799469
dear god what have i done
stay comfy kitchen cat
>>7799474
I'd drink a couple and keep it just in case cliquish drunk college chicks come over, they'll be impressed.
its not great but whatevs
>>7799519
Be careful, that cat is eyeing your jalapeno
gonna make some quick shrimp brochette as a app cuz im hongry
served it with a buffalo ranch for dipping
i am spamming cats on /ck/
lube up this son of a gun and hit it with salt, pop er in the oven with the ribs
>>7799458
They have it at Flying Saucer already. And damn son, I agree. That coffee porter is the tits. I have two left.
>>7799660
im not even mad. i love your cat
these things are fall off the bone t\ender and finger lickin good ya heard son
basting with sauce and put back in a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUDGIe4kfEI
cutting job is kind of messy
was good im tired night
>>7799839
sleep tite pupper
this is a good thread
>>7799839
sleep tight porker
>>7799803
damn not bad
>>7800403
Kill me, Pete
>>7783149
homepickled ghost pepper jalapeno sounds daddy af
>>7801282
I thought he was a britfag when he first started doing these threads because he said dickered all the time. Dickered sounds like the uk babby talk but we still gotta respect the big 7 daddy
>>7800403
Kill me, Pete
>>7800403
Kill me, Pete
Pete pls
Sorry guys been really busy at work I'll try to cook a bit later
>>7800403
kill me pete
>>7801282
>>7801736
He's drinking Pabst and some kind of green thing with Texas drawn on it, he's definitely a seppo and not a pommy or a 'strayan.
>>7782976
>Getting rid of that dank cat
But then where would I get pictures of OP's cat? I have around 5 of them already.
>>7807157
>only 5
saw a bbq truck and got a sausage sandwich and a rib sandwich both were potent i got that itis
>>7809955
>that bread
americans are disgusting
>>7809955
pls tell me you're fat. I would like to eat like this but if I did i would be obese in a year
>>7810001
Americans, Australians, Most of Europe eat that bread. Its trademark shit takeaway bread. Only eaten with meat and in emergencies.
>>7810454
Oh yeah, and in South Korea, China, Hong Kong and Japan too.
>>7810011
im not fat im beast mode
>>7810457
and Mexico
Pete, pls
>>7809955
oh my god its beautiful
>>7810001
That bread is commonly served with bbq, it's more about the meat.
At chicken place
>>7814312
Enjoy dude, I'm just sippin my first bit of bourbon for the night and cooking some bullshit frozen stuff that I need to get rid of. I shall be drunk shortly. Let us know how the chicken place is!
>>7782961
atta boy
It's decent I guess it was spur of the moment because my original option was bamboozled by some Vietnamese holiday
>>7810011
Never seen him post a pic, but he did have some shoes somewhere between size 12-14. I was drunk so forget exact size but hes probably large in general.
>>7782864
Cook the cat
>>7814584
Cat is looking pretty baked already, no point.
>>7814312
noice
>>7814342
Can't think of any Vietnamese holiday right now
>>7815550
They took a week of maybe they aren't viet
anyone ever sous vide on the stove top? got this pot of water pretty stable at around 130 degrees. gonna go pick up a steak and try it out. will be making fondant potatoes as well.
>>7783154
That index finger is disgustingly large.
>>7816537
Try to keep it at 131-132 to be super extra safe
>>7816681
that's going to be challenging with this shit tier coil burner stove. should I sear before or after? or both like chef john?
>>7816537
got a pretty thick ribeye, going to put it in soon and then start the fondant potatoes towards the end.
Also found some blackberries on sale, going to make cobbler with them.
>>7816802
I usually do it after and get great results.
>>7816826
oh shit nigga I think the vacuum pack might be leaking
What do?
>>7816987
it's probably not leaking, isn't that just condensation melting off?
>>7816826
>>7817393
Yeah it's all good, came out pretty decent. I need to try with a better ribeye though, this one had a lot of clumps of fat
>>7817412
>>7817422
looks darn tootin good
i would put a little green something on that plate for appearance points
>>7817432
Yeah I wanted vegetables but this was already too much food, maybe some brussels next time.
>>7817451
should have done 1 tater, and some brussells, or asparagus
>>7816826
Okay anons, I've made this cobbler before and it's decent but how can I kick it up a notch? I already used butter instead of margarine. maybe a liqueur in the water that goes on top?
Ingredients
1/2 cup white sugar
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons
baking powder
1/2 cup milk
1/4 cup melted
margarine
2 cups fresh blackberries
1/2 cup white sugar
1 cup water
Directions
Preheat an oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x9-inch baking dish.Whisk 1/2 cup sugar together with the flour and baking powder in a mixing bowl. Stir in the milk and margarine until a batter forms. Scrape into the prepared baking dish. Add the blackberries, and sprinkle with 1/2 cup sugar. Pour in the water.Bake in the preheated oven until the batter has risen and the top is brown, 45 minutes to 1 hour. Cool before serving.
>>7799844
>>7801143
>>7812635
thx
>>7801279
no u
>>7801282
oi ya kunt m8
>>7801736
dickered is trashy canadian talk
>>7805801
thx but i only enjoy cooking for myself or friends with low standards doing it as a job would be miserable imo
>>7807157
>>7808397
lol I have 100s
>>7810001
bro the meat was potent as fuck thats kind of the thing, good ass meat on some white bread its ghetto but thats kind of tradition
>>7812635
was gud
>>7814315
it was decent cheers m80
>>7814584
it would start a tire fire shes a fat ol greaseball
>>7816666
i got thick hands my biggest problem when mechanicin' on shit is I accidentally break metal object constantly like just tweisting parts apart and snappin screws it is a curse to be this beastly
>>7817412
>>7817422
bro that shit looks dank, nice looking sear, would chew dat fat, would be interested in takin a gander at the cobbler i fuckin love black berryu cobbler with some bluebell aw sheeiit
Ill drop a few pics from yesterday, started by meeting a buddy at buffalo bayou brewery, these beers are a special Mango More Cowbell, 9% shit is decent af senpai
>>7817437
thx
there was at the brewery called like mobile kitchen or something, nothing super special but we each got a order of these fries with a really good cheese sauce brisket and hot links and some other sauce, the fries were cooked really well and it was really spicy was good
>>7819742
that drink in the last pic was a shandie they were making with raspberry lemonade and one of their beers, it was not sweet at all despite what it looks like was a bit tart and really nice because it was 1000% humidity
me and my friend then dodged some rain in this place called brickhouse tavern and tap, their beer selection was dissapointing but the food was really good
started with some fried duck wings they were redonk
then had burgers, i had just a basic farmhouse burger with egg, was really good bun was top notch
my friend had a lamb burger he also said it was tits
>>7819769
my vape broke a bit back and i havent been able to justify buying another one ;_;
i miss it
>>7819769
>beer in jam jars
>sauce in plastic bottles
outlandish
>>7819737
>>7821286
Bretty gud
>>7783074
Yo wtf! Bro you around htown?
>>7822835
yeah, I'm coming down with some hot and fresh 'go 'za
desu
>>7822835
Greenspoint
>>7820608
i dont really vape i use it for dabs its very convenient tho
>>7821031
the jars are pretty annoying they just dont make great beer glasses I wish theyd at least give me a lid for it, the beer there is on point tho probably my fav brewery
>>7821286
if thats yours that looks damn good
so making an easy lunch since i usually dont cook before work, a hearty plate of wangz and sides
>>7782870
>50% off beer
I want to believe but I never can find this
saved some wingettes for a dank ass recipe
heres these 2 flooseys sluttin it up
>>7787563
>thought this was vaporware
color me surprised.
'tato
>>7800403
Kill me, Pete
wow sorry guys had a interuption yesterday and had to run before i could finish posting, ill drop the rest
first fry and let em sit a while to cook through mostly
1st fry for the frys and bout to chop some 'lic
used half the garlic to whip up some garlic mayo dip shit is cash
other half of the garlic simmer with some butter then add buffalo sauce
tossin dem greens ya heard
fries, i put em back it for like 20 seconds right before serving cuz i wanted them xtra crisp
was really good finished everything
garlic mayo is so good this shit could be dangerous
if you have dial up maybe do not open this pic
>>7800403
Kill me, pete
>>7827247
nice pic
>>7824323
this
>>7827247
It actually crashed my browser, you were right.
greetings from australia
this thread took up a months worth of internet rations but it was worth it
>>7783149
Honestly you've gotten a lot better as these threads have progressed. Wouldn't eat what you originally were making, but I'd eat that.
going to try some poverty mode recipes cuz im short on cash
>sortin muh beens
>soakin muh beens
>>7831894
I know that feel. Just bought some lentils from Target.
>tfw they start spilling all over the self checkout and the attendant just watches
>>7832891
spilled the beans bro, dems the breaks
>>7832935
I am making creole style red beans and rice, first time making beans or rice so well see what happens
these heffers been had soaked
first time messing with ham hock also, that red pepper is a super ripe jalepeno should be nice and spicy
also notice my smoked serrano sea salt, get on my meme salt level
>>7782870
Damn, Delirium 50% off?! W00t! That is my fav beer.
put most the shit in the slow cooker and poured boiling water over it
now its time to clean my place and yada yada while this cooks
I have rubbed that jalepeno in my eyes about 6 times so far it will not wash off fml
about done
>>7836051
You gonna mash some of those beans up? Shit looks a bit thin to say the least.
>>7834681
what sausages are those
Pete kill me pls pls
>>7834689
>W00t!
yeah, don't do that here
>>7782870
>PBR
Even at 50% off I still won't buy that piss water. I wouldn't even wash my hands in it.
>>7823959
Oh mate, don't by Tyson they treat their animals so awful. They stock Mcdonalds meat
Literally any other brand, just not them
>>7782864
chinese checkers?
I'm in greenspoint right now nigger, let's go do some hood rat shit
Nice stuff OP.
Please continue.
ham hock
>>7837440
nothin personal, kid
>>7837445
>>7834689
yeah man they had like 20 bottles at $6 a piece i regret not getting more
>>7836062
yeah these should look bettewr i also added a bit of cornstarch i like my beans like i like my women, thick and garlic-y and leaves you gassy the next day
>>7837445
beer will leave your hands sticky if you use it to wash them I hope this is satire because that would be both wasteful and inefficient
>>7837475
i only get it when walmart is my only option in the middle of the night
>>7837513
hell ya
>>7838169
hell ya lets meet at the mall and pull some boppers
>>7838177
thx
shit smells dank and taste gud
>>7838510
>muddy hot dogs in a pot
Why the fuck do I post here? You fucking alcoholic retards can't cook for shit.
>>7838520
u wot m8
cernbrad & rice
put a bit more sugar in this than i should have taste like cake mix im ok with this
beautiful
ta da
it aint pretty but its good and that jalepeno added a lot of spice actually surprised by that
managed to seccessfully make rice corn bread and beans from scratch all for a first time i am satisfied
>>7838559
There's no way you're doing this for the first time. Nicely done.
>>7838559
Would eat.
Would also toss in some paprika powder for color and flavor.
>>7838545
>cornbread
>sugar
excuse me wtf r u doing
>>7838559
would eat but ditch the cornbread, it's the worst side dish ever
>>7839314
>paprika powder
You mean paprika?
>>7839508
It's what we call it in northern europe, where Paprika = bell peppers.
>>7783043
Nice protip
>>7839514
I know, my mother tongue does it too. But that's not how it works in English.
>>7842140
Well, this is cooking, not english 101.
Whaddup OP. I went to the casino this week (Coushatta) and thought I'd share a few food related pics here.
We opted to stay in a chalet instead of the casino hotel. A chalet is basically a single wide trailer you can stay in and one of the main benefits is that it has a kitchen, cookware and a grill so you can cook your own food. We had 3 free nights so we stocked up on groceries.
Here's a view the grounds, chalets on the right
>>7842219
The outside of the chalet
>>7842220
You ever go to the casino, OP. You're like 3 hours from Lake Charles. We drove from Austin, about 6 hours
Marinated some ribeyes and went ahead and salted and peppered them as well
>>7842220
when did chalet's meaning turn into trailer park?
>>7842228
>touch your pepper grinder on raw meat
>put it back in the cabinet
>>7842228
Some other stuff we grilled and my drink of choice. Must have also drank about a gallon of crown royal at the casino over 3 nights. Somehow I managed not to lose all my money
>>7842235
Yes, the sear is shitty and uneven. I guess I'm just used to my grill at home. But the doneness is perfect for me
>>7842235
>use by 6/30/16
>posted 7/02/16
Anon I'm worried for you...
>>7842232
It's just what they call it so they don't have to use the word trailer, which is not appealing. They're actually nice trailers and the grounds are very well maintained. And it's not not like I live in the trailer park. We just rent it for a few nights.
>>7842264
I appreciate your concern but the file name of that picture indicates that i cooked them on the expiration date. They were fine
>>7842235
Also ate at the casino buffet one night. Oxtails and oysters were both off the hook
>>7842281
Stopped at a chinese buffet on the way home. Pic related was actually their best offering.
Love your threads OP. Thanks for all that you do
>>7837440
I liked it
>>7842281
kek
>>7842389
>Kill me, Pete
>>7782864
hey dude ur cool <3
i love ur cat, too
>>7838169
shout out to my 710men
dab on
>>7800403
Kill me, Pete
had a few friends over last night didnt get many pics
ate a bunch of garlic bread as appitizer cuz we were all drunk hungry assholes
was a london broil did it pretty easy like a normal steak, did some greens up with it, was gonna do some potaters but they all looked like shit so fuck it
pretty simple, all my friends are plebs and we like condiments deal with it
>>7845872
Nice. I bet you could make a great pan sauce from that steak if you had non-pleb friends over.
>>7810001
>I don't understand the dynamics of the American bbq plate
Fucking kys stupid yuropoor.
>>7831894
>HEB
>>7845872
you just broiled the veggies? or sauteed?
i always eat the brussels sprouts boiled with a pinch of salt and lemon juice, not as a side but as a salad
>>7846544
wtf are those black things on ur wall
>>7845872
looks scrumptious
>>7846622
Looks like guns, OP supplies all of the Mafias.
