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2016-06-12 11:36:31 Post No. 7773908
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2016-06-12 11:36:31
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You know the best part of moving back in with your parents is the food?
like tonight, i was all prepared to cook sichuan chilli stirfry, my mum, told me not took start cooking because it was too early, then she cooked it while i was out of the room on the other side of the house less than half an hour later
nothing better than having sichuan chilli stirfy taste like nothing but coconut because "i didn't want it to be too spicy, so i added some coconut cream! It BETTER NOT BE TOO HOT ANON!"
as in she literally added an entire can of the stuff
I sure do love the variety of food here
Pasta sauce from a jar
stir fry sauce from a jar
curry from a jar mixed with a can of coconut cream to make it taste like coconut every single time
pre-seasoned roasts with oven chips, fried eggs and a packet of cheesy noodles
well done steaks with oven chips, fried eggs and a packet of cheesy noodles
sometimes they get adventurous and have a boxed "taco" kit, but don't use the spices
sometimes mum will make a pot of soup with 2 minute noodles, very flavorful!
when my brother said he couldn't stand living with our parents because they eat the same things constantly and sound fucking disgusting when they stuff their fat faces with whatever bland over-salted slop they "cooked" from a packet he had no idea what he was missing out on.
It's so awesome living with people who get angry when you cook "too many vegetables!" and thing 250g of frozen vegetables is enough for 3 people. gotta get that "ruffage"! absolutely fantastic when 60 year olds eating habits are identical to a 6 year olds. they don't eat beans, don't like salsa, eat few vegetables and a lot of simple carbs. Sweet potatoes? ok, a small one is enough for 3 people, regular potatoes? 3 each of course!
if i don't get a new job soon i'm going to poison the food and double murder suicide these fucking pigs
