What are some American summer classics? I'm a big fan of ham hocks and beans, personally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxqZMVhtafc
>>7771214
The ride never ends with him.
here's my 4th of july special
>>7771249
You post this all the time. How pitiful. This further affirms my belief that I'm the only person on /ck/ than actually has any knowledge or appreciation of cooking.
>>7771282
You are the only person in the world with those attributes.
>>7771214
I make this every 4th of july
>>7771294
It honestly feels like that sometimes.
>>7771214
Does he always use budget ingredients?
>>7771302
What the fuck is that
>>7771311
pretty much yeah. he's garbage.
>>7771302
Jeez m8
>>7771214
>American summer classics
Really good, but i thought it was a fall/winter thign?
>>7771311
A ham that size is easily $20.
>>7771327
>ham
>>7771214
Jesus christ, that fucking spoon he uses....so as he says, "counter don't get yucky"......god I hate this fat fuck
>>7771308
There's two of us here senpai.
I don't even know why I come here anymore.
>>7771214
Fat fuck should buy a preassure cooker, or at least start with the beans and add the pork later. I don't buy that plating at the end, the pork most have desintegrated to oblivion after 2+ hours boiling.
>>7771336
It pains me to see these morons sometimes. So many idiots who've watched Ramsay's cookery crash course for plebs and think they're hot shit.
>>7771344
I'm talking about how /ck/ is mostly fast food/casual restarunt threads, meme food, and freezer food.
Anything actually about cooking, or god forbid even good OC, it gets maybe 2 replies.
...I do enjoy the jack threads though to be honest
>>7771357
Don't reply to me again, scum.
>>7771371
What now faggot, I bet you don't even fukcing cook you faggot bitch
>>7771379
Stop immediately.
>>7771214
Round these parts of the USA that means pulled pork BBQ, low country boils, and plenty of fresh fruit.
>>7771392
Dude what
Potato salad!
root beer float
damn, so tasty
>>7772253
>those herbs
Ruined.
>>7772253
yuck i hate potatoes in chunks that huge
fuckin mouthful of bland potato
>>7772288
Why?
>>7771234
what the hell are they doing with that spoonful of mayo?? is this guy even a chef?
>>7772266
Blech, soft serve floats are awful.
>>7772253
This.
My dad's half American and grew up in the US. He taught me to make a mean-as-fuck mayonnaise-based potato salad. My country's potato salad is just potatoes, oil, garlic and parsley, which is good, but not as oddly satisfying as American potato salad.
His recipe for the dressing is hardboiled egg yolks whipped with mayonnaise, prepared American mustard (if that's hard to find, French mustard works a treat), chopped pickled cucumber with a little sugar (or, if you're in the US, 'sweet relish,' though I use pickled green tomatoes, which are more common for me), a dash of vinegar and some black pepper. Then chopped onions, blanched chopped carrots, chopped celery and chopped egg whites are stirred in. Salt generously.
Boil the potatoes until done, then drain and mix, still hot, with the dressing. Then allow to sit in the fridge overnight. The potatoes, I've been told, absorb the flavours better as they cool rather than if they're added to the dressing already cold.
Gazpacho!
I subscribed to Jack's channel recently thinking i would have a good laugh watching his videos, but seeing them on my feed only annoys me. Bye Jack!
>>7772443
>wasting artichoke leaves
Ay ay ay. That's where the flavor is at.
Personally, I love a good old style bean salad.
>Ctrl+F4 "apple pie"
>0 results
>>7773902
that looks disgusting
>>7773902
I would never eat at a place that server that
literally teenage stoner food
>>7773926
Fuck you, yuropoor.
>>7773936
Fuck you, American pretending to be a European pretending to be an American.
American /ck/ is literally the worst.
>>7773960
Nope.
>>7774775
yes
Here's something to start off summer
>>7775233
>the ingredient lists on all of them list teriyaki sauce
>>7773918
that's Chess pie, a Tennessee staple you friggin a-hole
>>7775233
>high fructose meme syrup is the third ingredient in beef jerky
Americans...
>>7775233
what do people have against plain beef jerky?
>>7772294
not him but that looks like waaaaaay too much dill
>>7775594
The lack of cracked black pepper
>>7775605
nigga you cray
>>7775233
Why is that fat retard obsessed with branding his shit as "the best"? Is it part of his mental retardation?
>>7771214
Looking at this video objectively, it's honestly not bad.
>>7772342
Why does it look like puke? Is it all that oil he decided to add for some reason?
>>7771214
That's one of my favorite foods actually. So simple too
>Ham hock
>Beans
>All day in the crock pot
>Put some cornbread in the oven when the ham and beans are about done
>Chunk a white onion up as best as you can
How I like to serve:
>Slice some corn bread
>Spoon the ham and beans on top of corn bread
>Onion chunks on the side to take selective bites of
>Might wanna add some salt
>Big glass of cold milk
And now you have my all time favorite meal. Simple, cheap, delicious, filling.
>>7775612
Jack makes some stuff that turns out okay, but some people on /ck/ want it to be a circlejerk where they make fun of everything he does so they feel better about themselves
>>7771214
My family grows about two dozen tomato plants in the summer so our summer dishes are all tom based. The two big ones are BLT's and sun sauce (marinara cooked by the sun like sun tea).
>>7776043
it's just great where he buys an okay looking part of a pig, says nah it's too big (it's not) and goes back to the store and buys those weird frozen ham hocks that have zero meat and throws those in and says, ok, wala.
>>7772313
> Soft serve
Found yer problem m8
Use real ice cream
>>7771214
Take a branded item of confectionery, something with lots of HFCS in.
Unwrap it.
Deep-fry it in batter, ideally made from corn.
Impale it on a stick.
And there you go. Savoury items can be substituted, like sausages, but the sweeter and the less like actual food it is the better.
I wonder if you can deep-fry candyfloss...
>>7777912
sounds more Scottish than American to me.
>>7775313
why fix what isn't broken
low country boil
>>7775609
it is his fucking brand genius
he is not obsessed with it, it is his brand
I do not understand how you can know a word but completely divorce it from its meaning
>>7778358
Are you retarded lad?
>>7778361
no, you're right, asking why some guy with a brand is "obsessed" with using it is a poignant and valid question
I hope someday you find the answers you're looking for
>>7773902
I'm not certain that all those flavors compliment each other
>>7775406
Tell me more, neighbor. I would google it but I don't want to.
>>7778358
Look a little deeper, I know it's tough when you have an IQ under 90. Someone CHOOSES a brand, so why did he decide to brand his shit as "THE BEST" when it is clearly anything but?
>>7778469
>>7778358
It's not just the brand either, he constantly uses phrases like 'this is the best ___ ever' and shit like that in Cuck on the go episodes.
>>7778469
>Why is that fat retard obsessed with branding his shit as "the best"? Is it part of his mental retardation?
teehee, if you were not a rock you may be able to form sentences coherently, but I'll go easy on you because you're inorganic ;)
he's a superlative chimp who as you know is almost too stupid to function, he went with it because it's positive and misleading
>>7778480
Re Jack Lore
He was a radio DJ for his pre-saucier career. After having to voice over ads for local car dealers for a decade he probably reduced advertisement to an insincere soundbite. Saying something is The Best in Town, or the Best You'll had seems to be the type of low rent marketing that he'd be exposed to.
Probably just drops it all the time because it's plastered all over his stuff and has entered his subconscious
>>7778493
>teehee
>yer a rock
wew
>>7778533
yeah it was gay, the implication was that you're also a faggot for thinking you asked a question that you did not
>>7778557
Wasn't me, just pointing out that you're a raging homo. Asking why a brand is named juvenilely is a valid question though a bit rhetorical in this case because Jack is also clearly stupid and probably retarded.
>>7778617
ahh fair enough was just going by the not an argument image
that'd be a fine question, but he asked why he is obsessively using the branding. If you have a brand, you use it.
What's with president's choice saying everything is what the president chooses? Are they really so naive?
Jack threads are essentially dog piling on a retard, so if someone fucks up while doing so they deserve to have it pointed out.
