Anyone else tried putting mayo in their guac?
I'm not white enough to enjoy that, so no.
I put olive oil in it. Seems to not go brown as quickly in the fridge.
wtf is the top right? guac powder?
>>7764065
garlic powder
>>7764077
what's wrong with using fresh garlic?
Lime, Jalapeño, Salt and Red Onion are the only acceptable ingredients in proper guac.
>>7764057
>>7764065
>>7764054
>too lazy to puree or at least finely mash the guac'
>>7764083
i put tomatoes in mine :)
>>7764054
is this tweet a reference to this one?
>Add cottage cheese as filler to get more guac
>It actually tastes really good.
I Think I discovered something guys.
>>7764083
I prefer serranos and some tomatoes in it. But that it a solid standard recipe. Also why shiuld people get advice from a uk twitter on how to make guacamole?
>>7764098
If you are lookng for an avocado sauce for ex pic related. Use avocado and mevican crema or even milk to thin it out. Add salt. This sauce is supposed to taste kinds bland as it is meant to cool the spiciness from a hot salsa and meld all the flavors.
>>7764083
have you tried adding pomegranate and walnut?
Chili powder, in guac, why? Its not suppose to be spicy.
>>7764116
It can be whatever the FUCK you want it to be, anon.
>>7764056
acting like mayo is for white people is pretty dumb
mayo is a fatty dressing. people from all kinds of places like fatty dressings.
>>7764116
>not supposed to be
truly the most annoying attitude to have about food
>put fatty dressing in your fatty dressing
OK
Has anyone tried putting ranch on plantains?
>>7764116
i'll make it however i want, fag
>>7764148
but the egg and oil emulsion that is mayo is preferred by whites
it's not a huge deal man
I'm sure you wouldn't contest if you saw someone say kool-aid pickles are for black people
or mole on toast is for mexicans
I put harrisa in mine
turned out great
>>7764083
>no cilantro
nigga you done fucked up
Holy fuck guys
It's called an Aioli
>>7764054
>guac
is there one food left that isn't named with babytalk retarded nickname these days?
>>7764210
>guacoli
>>7764169
>but the egg and oil emulsion that is mayo is preferred by whites
not really
mayo specifically is popular among all kinds of ethnicities
>>7764054
Why would you put Majonez in the gulag? There's not much food in there.
>>7764229
>not guacaioli
>or even guacamoli
are you even trying?
give me the guac and no one gets hurt!
>>7764231
This, I'm black and mayo is fucking awesome. Most black people like mayo just not straight up, mostly in cold salads.
>>7764286
jeb's campaign ruined guac for me forever
>>7764308
no they dont. you ever stand in back of a fat black lady ordering fast food? no mayo is always the first thing out of their fat mouths. then they ask for ranch dressing.
ITT: people who dont know how to guac
>>7764083
Replace jalapenos with habaneros.
>>7764420
ranch is a mayonnaise based dressing.
>>7764480
its guava powder not garlic powder
either that or the generic guacamole seasoning packet you buy at the store
>>7764480
>best guac is simple guac
>proceeds to overcomplicate it
Jesus people: mashed avocado with salt, lime juice, and cilantro.
>>7764417
>>7764480
a tiny bit of fresh garlic and some smoked paprika along with the lime and salt and lots of coarse pepper is my GOAT guac, though i do leave out the garlic sometimes.
>>7764538
>a tbsp of minced onion
>overcomplicated
ok.
>>7764543
has nothing to do with being lazy. it tastes better. get over it.
>tomatoes and jalepenos and onion and garlic
yeah okay throw a can of ro-tel in there and call it avocado queso dip! jesus can you even tell there's avocado in it after you add all this shit
>>7764549
smoked paprika seems like a really good idea, I'll try a pinch of that next time.
>>7764586
>two roma tomatoes is a lot
>>7764590
i went through a phase of putting smoked paprika in almost everything and guac is one of the few applications which really stuck. it's a perfect compliment IMO
>>7764420
Tell me right now that most black people don't like shit like potato salad, and I'll call you a fucking lier.
>>7764054
There's not enough fat in the avacados, so - add some more. Ok.
Some disgusting ass mongrel made guac wiht mayo here a couple months ago and it looked fucking disgusting
>British people in charge of making mexican food
>>7764480
>curry powder
POO
IN
GUAC
What do you even use guacamole for?
I'm from a country where it's less than common.
>>7764054
Yeah, I do it because avocado is more expensive.
>>7764054
I add peas and mayo to reduce the amount of avocado, since I'm allergic to it.
Very sad desu
>>7764596
you know what I like in my guac? I just fucking love me some extra water and acid in every bite mmmm, hot damn
no reason for there to be tomatoes in guac. I've had all kinds of guac and I'm telling you the kind with tomatoes and all that flavor destroying shit just makes it not as good. I'm not even saying it tastes BAD, it's just not as good. think about it, you have all those tomatoes full of liquid, then onion, then garlic, then cumin, then jalepenos
how are you supposed to enjoy the delicious mild flavor of the avocado with all that
>>7764774
good on a lot of sandwiches as a spread but its probably more commonly used as just a kind of chip dip with tortilla chips
Original and best guac: avocado, tomato, onion, Serrano, Green lemon, cilantro, salt and pepper. Add olive oil to preserve it for longer /thread
Only thing I put in my guac is a little salt and lime juice. No onion, no tomato, no garlic, no peppers...
I want to taste that fresh Hass I picked off my tree, damn it.
>>7764774
>What do you even use guacamole for?
Usually it's used as a dip for tortilla chips or a topping for tacos and such. It is, however, good on a lot of other things. A turkey sandwich is massively improved with guac or even just mashed avocado.
>>7764054
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>7764480
>curry powder
>onion
>pepper
FUCK YOU.
>>7764709
I don't see the problem
>>7765060
if it makes you feel any better its only a very small pinch
Tried mayo but actually I like it better with a little cream instead.
>>7764169
thats like saying only black people like watermelon or 'mexicans' like taco salads
My personal recipe for guacamole is the first step in this image >>7764111 Mixed with freshly made pico de gallo plus teaspoon of mayo or sour cream.
Everyone loves that shit whenever i make it.
>>7764797
Because avocado is fucking garbage. It needs other flavors. The green snotty shit is just a binder.
>>7764054
I used to do it for some reason, just makes it taste like mayo, these days I just try to keep it basic
>>7764480
>curry powder
classic /ck/ shitposting bait.
>>7764975
this is pretty much what I do. I use a red onion or a shallot depending on what I have, and a lime instead of a green lemon. I also tend to go easy on the tomato if it's for just myself.
>>7764056
You're fucking stupid.
>>7764169
>Tfw cashier in grocery store in ghetto part of town
>Tfw the only people who'd buy the xxl tub of mayo were blacks. Along with ingredients for macaroni/potato salad/coleslaw.
>>7764054
imo the thing that really makes guac the best is the exclusion of lime juice and substitution of lemon.
people will say i am trolling, but i haven't used lime in my guac in at least 3 years since i made the switch one day when i was out of lime. the taste is so much cleaner and fresher...
a little lemon, a little salt, a little cilantro, some pepper some garlic and a tomato... sometimes i do a fine brunoise on 1/16th of a red onion and throw that in too.
fuck lime.
>>7766169
gonna have to try lemon next time I make it. youre not the first person in this thread to recommend lemon instead of lime, I can see how it would work.
>>7766169
why the fuck would you cook the onion, heathen scum
>>7764056
im white and im not white enough to enjoy that
i would have to be a frail old grandma stuck in the 50s to eat that crap
I love guacamole but I don't think I've ever tasted a guac that completely blew me away.
>>7766169
>exclusion of lime juice and substitution of lemon
How can one person be so wrong?
>>7766299
Get some Mexican friends.
here is some guacamole I made.
>>7764538
> not just eating mashed avo with pepper.
Jesus christ anon you suck.
>>7766332
that's not a guarantee for great guac
>>7764054
The best guacamole is just avocado mashed with a bare hand.
>>7764054
No, but sour cream in guac is fantastic.
Does anyone else put ketchup in they're guac? I'm not shitposting, I only do it if I don't have tomatoes but it's not that bad. You don't have to put that much, it gives it an interesting flavor, sort of like this umami richness.
>>7764054
I've been to pubs in the UK where they do this. They serve nachos with a guacamole that is like green mayonnaise. It's terrible.
i've never had guacamole
what am i missing and should i go to the store and make some right now
i dont have a pestle and mortar though
>>7766556
you dont need one. just mash that shit with a fork or something.
>>7764054
I used to do this until I learned it wasn't the proper way to make guac, it wasn't that bad desu
>>7764080
THE FUCK PART OF THAT GARLIC LOOKS FRESH FUCKING PLEB
>>7764054
I use quac in place of mayo on sandwiches.
>>7764088
Personally I like to keep a few chunks of avacado in there, so full puree isn't for me. But shit man, one minute with a fork
>>7764088
Traditionally quac is chunky. Since white people can't handle any texture or flavor they decided to make it into fruit mayo.
>>7764054
Avocado, finely diced onion, jalapeno,cilantro, salt, and lime juice. All you fucking need.
>>7764057
Try with Lemon instead
>>7767589
This except cilantro, not bad but not needed. Less is more with guac.
>>7767684
This. I've tried lime, lemon and a combination of both. Lemon it is
>>7764056
boys, get the rope
>>7764156
>mind blowing snack
because of the stroke you'll get at age 30 if you eat bananas with ranch on a regular basis?
I recently saw an ad that hellman's is selling their mayo over here in Belgium. I very much doubt they're going to get much tractions, since we have some very popular local brands. Is there mayo good or is there something special about it at all? It seems like such a weird decision to sell american mayo over here.
>>7767852
eh, it's just like every other store brand, it has more eggs apparently
>>7767888
no one said dressing
>>7767910
i can't tell if that's dried bananas or fried potatoes
>>7768524
Fried plantains
>Calling it "mayo"
>Calling it "guac"
American education everyone
>>7768916
Speaking of education, didn't your English teacher inform you that you need punctuation at the end of your sentence?
And surely you've seen people abbreviate things when posting online, right?
>>7766677
>Since white people
Are you going to consistently post this rubbish?
>>7764083
the dankest guac includes fresh chopped cilantro.
if you haven't made it yet you're a scrub.
>>7764054
if you call it guac you deserve to be beaten to death. I'm not even kidding
![enhanced-buzz-21583-1383080749-20[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pmb88ZR.jpg "enhanced-buzz-21583-1383080749-20[1].jpg")
>>7764231
not really, everyone knows white people go crazy over mayo, they put it in everything and sometimes eat it straight out of a jar
>>7764116
>not suppose to be spicy
WTF? Finely diced jalapenos or Serranos in guac is awesome you filthy fag.
>>7766677
We got a dumbass over here
>>7770405
i've seen them in multiple threads (assuming it's the same person) and i think it's kinda hilarious
like >>7764169 said about how no one would be getting upset if it was a generalization about another race
although it's probably not so appropriate to do on /ck/ since this is one of the more mature boards, and a couple of people do actually call out people making other kinds of racist generalizations, but still nowhere near the same level as when someone generalizes white people
>ITT: 84 faggots bitch over what is the only thing to add into their avocado dip
This is full on autism.
>>7770669
i think people say this just because it is bland and white, like white people themselves. everybody loves mayo.
>>7764618
Most black people don't think about things and can't understand that potato salad contains mayo. But if you told the fat black lady that she'd probably curl her stupid lip and not eat potato salad for a couple of days.
>>7770980
>white people
>bland
Get back in your cage you fucking monkey.
>>7764797
you have to get rid of the inside watery slimy shit. cut the tomato in half and rinse out the seeds and shit in the sink, let drain/pat dry. then dice small, mix loosely
>>7770980
>i think people say this just because it is bland and white, like white people themselves
no, it's because white people put it on everything and eat it out of jars in public
>>7771145
so do black and brown people
Mayo is actually consumed disproportionately by slavs, but everyone knows slavs aren't white so the point is moot.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/21/-sp-understanding-russias-obsession-with-mayonnaise
>>7764428
>Habaneros
Yeah... maybe if you grill them first to get rid of that plastic-tier flavor. My tia would be most displeased.
Replace Habaneros with serrano or poblano and you have a deal.
>>7764797
This bro.
>>7764480
>curry powder
gtfo street shitter
>>7764270
I always enjoy watching this, but hate the way he sharpens the knife.
And my dice always stick to the blade whenever I cut up baseballs.
>>7766140
Cool story bro.
>>7771211
please find me the black and brown people that do this
>>7768921
You just contradicted yourself there buddy...
I'm also pretty sure he was referring to people typing it online as well as people pronouncing it in person.
>>7764092
>jew york of all places telling others how to make guac
can we secede again?
>>7770980
I hate mayo and yet need it on all my sandwiches or else they come out too dry.
Oh, and mayo on a hot corn on the cob > butter
>>7764197
>cilantro
If I wanted to taste soap I'd just take a shot of dish soap.
>>7772327
so you don't hate mayo, you just don't like it on its own, like almost everybody else in the world.
