This guy comes into your kitchen and asks you to make your best dish.
What do you do?
>cut up thin slices of cucumber
>get cayenne pepper powder (or whatever Mexicans use) and sprinkle over cucumber slices
>juice lime over it
>serve
>>7760261
punch him in face
call police for tresspassing
I dictate everything I'm doing in a really weird, uptalky cadence.
I would give him my best rare hamburger, it's the only way to enjoy the fine taste of beef
>>7760269
The mexicans in the kitchen I work at made this one morning after prep. They were super dope and now I make em at home all the time
Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad
>>7760261
Give him the ol tappa tappa
Freakout because I'm out of ceramic so I can't make a proper dish, then rummage through my utility drawer and proceed to create a dish out of paper towels and duct tape.
>>7760279
It's great - I worked for a non-profit in high school with a bunch of Mexicans and they made this for the kids all the time. It's so nice in the summer time.
>>7760261
Dead mom
>>7760261
Make my world famous three cheese pizza.
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>>7760261
Make a plate of scabs
>>7760261
Turn 360 degrees and tell him to get the fuck out of my kitchen.
>>7760261
Fadwishus dat cam
Grab my 100qt stoctpot, put it over his head, pee all over his legs. Kick him in the balls.
Roast pig-filét in honey, make a sauce of red barrique wine and cream. Serve with Kartoffelpuffers.
>>7760261
give him a bit of ye olde shaka shaka
I'd give him a jar of cayenne and watch as he eats from it with his hands.
>>7760261
pizza sauce so he can remember where he came from
>>7760261
i make his ciabatta to a t and then take him to task when it does not rise enough
Put pork chops on a plate and rub salt on it and let it dry for about 4 hours. Then rub flour and crushed pork rinds on the chops. Fry in shallow oil. After put pepper and cayenne.
>>7760290
I'd tell him that he doesn't have to tell me what happened but he does have to eat this bowl of eggs
Make a big line of cayenne and snort it. Garnish with some FRESHLY squeezed lemon juice.
>>7760261
Just blood in a glass. Look at his eyes hes clearly clan gangrel
>>7760290
remember you control the the mast around chef johns tight ass
>>7760261
jesus christ his eyes make him look like a fucking witcher or something
burn onion and garlic in a frying pan, scrape bottom with freakishly average wooden spoon and pour in chicken stock
freshly ground black pepper, freshly squeezed lemon juice, cayenne, the ol tappa tappa and eeeenjooooooy
I can't cook, so offer to take him to McDonald's.
>>7760261
>Make puns
>Dump cayenne onsalad
>You're the Christian Bale of you seasoned kale
>>7760874
That pun has to be from one of his videos. Bravo.
>>7760261
Bacalao. I think he'd really like it.
well I gotta make some 'go 'za then
IDGAF who comes in my kitchen, anyone who wants me to make a meal for them is going to get something cold right now, because it's hot as fuck and I don't heat up the kitchen during weather like this. Might be willing to grill or smoke something, though, since it's outside.
I can't cook, so gets a ham sandwich
>>7760269
They Sprinkle Tajin on it, shits good on any fruit.
>>7760276
>ground meat
>rare
I dont get this... Hamburgers should be well done
>>7760737
You have to eat ALL the eggs!!
>>7760261
Fucking cat eyes
>>7761038
raw savages gonna eat raw
Seriously fuck cayenne
>>7760261
call the cops, sue him for unlawful entry
take all his youtube monies
>>7760293
wew lad
pyttipanna
>>7761032
Thanks man, going to try to find it now.
>>7760985
tons of really small tattoos = she is totally broke and would fuck you if you bought her $20 worth of drinks
my kind of girl
>>7760261
Put cayenne is whatever I make.
>>7760261
>Baked halibut
>Pan roasted herb potatoes
>sauteed cherry tomatoes, asparagus
If he doesn't like it he can get the fuck out of my kitchen and get a hair transplant
>>7761038
>parents making hamburgers once
>start eating it halfway and notice it was a little bit pink inside
>just shrug it off
>4 hours later sharp stomach pains and pissing out of my asshole
The toilet looked like an indian beach when it was finally over.
>>7761469
Not all of us have the immune system of a little bitch.
