Why isn't this board cancer-filled with patrician/cancer culture like all the other boards are? Why is it so fucking comfy here all the time?
>>7758324
Are you new here? People here get pissy arguing over the best fast foods while trying to push terrible memes.
>>7758324
>constant 'go 'za shitposting
>fast food shilling
>"Why does (country) do (thing I don't like)?"
>not cancer"
Everyone on this board should be global permabanned tbqh
It's not comfy
errbody gotta eat, man. not no one disagrees with that
>>7758332
Have you been outside of /ck/ lately? 4chan died its third death fairly recently, fortunately the cooking board is obscure enough that cancerous newfags don't flock to it like they do the more popular boards.
Don't get me wrong this board has some dumb shit too but it's been like this for a while now. But places like /int/ have recently become completely insufferable.
>>7758336
don't forget /pol/posters
Still, there's far less shit on this board than a lot of others
>>7758337
While I'm not as blind as OP, there have been a slight resurgence of OPs that have comfy threads where they cook and fuck the haters.
/ck/ is the only board I go to nowadays. Used to go to /vg/ and /tv/ a lot, but that was years ago.
>>7758336
And despite all that it's still 100 times better than any other board.
>why do americans
>how i cook chicken breast
>let's spam jack videos and pore over every detail instead of learning to cook
>let's discuss minor variants in condiment sachets at every single shitty fast food place instead of learning to cook
>is gordon ramsay overrated?
>shittalk about your roommate or mother's cooking itt
>let's talk about poor hygiene practices in india and china instead of learning to cook
>why do brits
>what do you eat when 420ing da sticky icky reefer bud herbplant
>is nutella a meme? is olive oil a meme? is bacon a meme? what do i eat to dissociate myself from reddit
>how do i convert my wife's daughter to vegan quinky sauce
>umami isn't real
>how do i make my girlfriend fart a lot
don't get me started on this impenetrable 'go style za' thing.
and every OC threads either ends in a few posts or goes to shit because somebody points out the stove is dirty or the photographer has a chubby thumb or dirt under their nails or they're using a 'meme oil' or they use a metal fork on a teflon pan.
Between jokes or insults, i often try to help people. Thanks OP, you're welcome anytime.
>>7758362
I started with /b/ and managed to not fall into the pit of self-loathing and hatred that it seems to require. I browse /tv/ occasionally but it's being overrun by /pol/ idiots more and more every day. /ck/ might eventually have the same fate, but maybe not, since those kinds of people are generally hobbyless manchildren
(they could still shitpost in fast food threads though)
>>7758350
>4 chan died
i want the newfags TO FUCKING LEAVE
>>7758369
It always has been. So it used to be great. Now it's kind of shitty, but the rest of 4chan is complete garbage.
>>7758426
I started on /b/ like majority of 4chan's demography I guess, shit got redundant and stupid way too quickly and I've moved to /tv/. Browsed through /mu/, /fa/, but those are the fucking worst boards I came to contact with, like if I came to a house party of snobbiest kids from school.
Stayed on /ck/ though, sometimes I still go to /tv/, but that's mainly because I feel heavily involved in movies in general. It's a shame though, many boards could've been interesting if they weren't filled with memespouting, contrarian kids.
>>7758444
replace /fa/ with /g/ and you're me
>>7758359
And you can't forget dirty dollar bill guy
>>7758493
that guy is annoying as shit
>>7758374
/ck/ in a nutshell
I'm right there with you, friend. I need to leave but can't seem to.
>>7758416
kill yourself
>>7758444
/b/ first if course. I went to /mu/ from there and then to /ck/. Later on I got into /pol/, but I've since realized what a paranoid anti-intellectual circle jerk it is. /ck/ used to be delightfully slow, now it's fast and full of memes.
>>7758324
Dat bitch a hot.
>>7758374
>umami isn't real
I plead guilty, sorry.
>>7758324
It's actually been extra shitty lately. There's always some bullcrap, but even 'wa la' didn't reach the level chicago pizza has. It's like the whole board is into sticking it to the one or two guys who don't like the joke.
>>7758336
This board still houses legit discussion, no matter how shitty that discussion may be. Other boards are literally anti-discussion, with people constantly shitposting as repetitively and disruptively as possible.
>>7758525
/b/ got slower and /ck/ got a lot faster. I enjoyed /b/ from 2005 until about 2009, then laughed when ponies blew it up in 2011. Then I came here.
i miss the pink himalayan salt meme
this board is bad, about as bad as its ever been (and ive been coming since day 1) but right now we've got some recurring threads with actual content and summer isnt in full swing so we might hold on
since everyone else is doing it: /co/, /a/, /cgl/, /m/, /v/, /x/
>>7758466
>/fa/
Jesus I don't know how you can stand it, bunch of dumb teenaged poseurs trying to act rich
At least on /g/ people mostly admit to being faggot casuals even if the content is equally inane
>if you don't like this you're a child
>if you like that you're a child
This board sucks ass.
>>7758989
mad someone made fun of you for eating nuggets?
>>7758324
Are you kidding, OP? /ck/ has the lowest poster quality next to /soc/ and the betas over in /adv/.
/ck/ is filled to the brim with snob nosed social outcasts who try to feel superior to everyone else by filling the void in the hollow characters with their "amazing" tastes in foods.
Just make a thread about coffee, or chocolate, or dipping sauces, steak or fucking everything and there will be a cunt on /ck/ who get's his panties in a twist about it.
The people at fucking /r9k/ are easier to deal with then the shitposters here.
welcome to /ck/ newfriend
just wait until you see a 'Noma' thread
this place has been infested with autismal kiddies from /pol/ who think 5 Guys is fine dining
kill yourself
>>7759162
>le /pol/ scapegoat
At least you retards aren't complaining about reddit and summerfags as much this year.
>>7759024
>lowest poster quality
How long have you been on this board?
3 months? 2?
>the people at fucking /r9k/ are easier to deal with
That explains it, you're a literal giant fucking autist
>>7759166
They are the reddit and summerfags from last year.
>>7758324
>comfy
fuck youi
>>7758374
you forgot cooking with semen
>>7758374
you forgot
>why can't I stop binge drinking every other day?
>3 daily raw meat discussions with well-done bantering
>how do I turn shitty meat into good meat
>wifey threads
>at least 5 threads about any variation of meat in a bun or in dough
>>7759169
You seem triggered, friend
Go make a thread about not putting ketchup on your blue steak while drinking your french pressed coffee
It'll help you feel less buttmad.
>>7758989
Stop putting ketchup on shit then retard
Alternatively, how do you not like onions you mamchild
>>7759237
>Stop liking things I don't like because 4chan told me to like these things
Okay anon, have fun with your virginity and superiority complex
>>7759253
You are borderline autistic trash trying to justify having the taste of a child.
Completely pathetic
>>7759237
wew lad
>>7758374
But Gordon Ramsay IS overrated. He is just a cooking version of Simon Cowell that swears more.
>>7758374
>pore
Opinion discarded.
>>7759355
b-but muh sheryl canter
There's bullshit here like any of the other boards.
The average age here however is much higher than other boards. In fact, /ck/ might have the highest average age on 4chan.
>>7759362
35 here, trying to lower the mean, r-right guys?
Michael, /ck/ is bigger than U.S. Steel.
>>7759362
vr has a lot of older people
>>7759362
I think /old/ has more
>>7759377
It's not like it's a competition or anything.
Still, I'd wager that the average /ck/ poster is older than that of /vr/. Then again, there are a good number of young fuckheads here and on /vr/ that could bring down the average.
>>7758324
Spend a little more time here and you'll see it's a little different than you think.
There is no doubt that it's still a lot more comfy than any other board I frequent.
>>7758374
>These are all the threads that I hate passionately even though most of these only get posted once a month at best
>I'm being a salty grandpa
>>7759253
>Stop liking things I don't like because 4chan told me to like these things
Honestly I think that on /ck/ the vast majority of posters are fast foodies and people that worship ranch dressing and would put sriracha over a vanilla ice cream.
The ratio between posts of people angry at ketchup or any other "children" food such as tendies and posts of actual manchild food is heavily skewed towards the latter.
Been on /ck/ for a few years and it's always been a vast majority of low tier food posted around.
The key is to not come here for quality food and cooking or else you will obviously get mad if you're a chef or cooking enthusiast.
Need to enjoy /ck/ for what it really is, a fucking circus full of garbage human beings that are just oxygen thieves and deserve to be shot with rusty bullets.
>>7759462
The key is simply to avoid the bullshit threads. I swear I spend more time giving advice to people that don't know what the fuck they're doing than anything else.
Dont listen to this stupid, stupid post >>7759431 this user is clearly fishing
>>7759543
For what? that's me.
>>7759474
I come here for the bullshit threads, as I already cook to my taste and this board brings up zero ideas. it's just fun how worn down the people are here.
>>7759355
>pore over
what's the problem
>>7759431
>once a month
try more or less daily
and who said i 'hate them passionately'? they're just shit and repetitive.
>>7758829
>summer
fuck this meme. People have access to computers year-round.
>>7761030
You didn't have to say it. It's plain as day.
>>7761355
>more summer
But children don't have time to browse and comment all day every day like during summer. If you weren't such a newfag/summerfag you'd understand. It's about being keyed into the tenor of the conversation to seamlessly enter it. Summerfags, like you, are not.
>>7761025
it's pour not pore. what is that a homonym? whatever, we know what he means regardless
