>have existential crisis
>drive around random towns
>stop in random King Kullen
>buy apricots, hot peppers, and portobello mushrooms
>start eating them in the parking lot, raw and unwashed (and the mushrooms had soil caked onto them), until I get a stomachache after a couple of the peppers
How fucked am I? What happens if you eat unwashed fruit/vegetables/fungus?
>>7755691
why the fuck would an existential crisis make you do that
>>7755691
It was nice knowing you OP
May you find happiness in the next life
Oh shit you can get food poisoning I just read? I still have a stomach ache, I thought it was from the spicy peppers or the soil from the mushrooms. Fuck.
>>7755691
Well, I would induce vomiting just to be sure. It's probably nothing though.
>>7755691
what drugs are you on?
dirt on them, oh fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P68HikWu3w
>>7755736
>I suddenly felt like I should eat more healthy.
so you stop at a random store and eat random unhealthy raw, unwashed produce
how has a fucking genius like you not won the nobel prize yet? it's truly a mystery
wizard here
i recommend magical mushrooms over normal ones with regard to overcoming existential difficulties
they can be found easily in the wild if you look around the edge of cow fields
>>7755691
It's probably either just the peppers or your paranoia making up symptoms.
>>7755758
>apricots, mushrooms and peppers
>unhealthy
should he have been eating as he stuffed his face with fries and candy bars instead then? is that healthy in america?
op you're fine, apart from possibly ingesting a little shit from the mushrooms i seriously doubt that there's anything wrong with you. eating healthy is good and achievable and i hope you manage to work towards it and do it right
You are/were fine OP, but it is best not to eat mushrooms raw.
did you go for the mushroom because you thought it would give you a power-up like super mario?