Am I the only one that destroys my body with shitty vodka like this?
"no"
>>7750977
there is no difference between $10 bottle of vodka and $40 bottle of vodka in the effect it has on your body
I get a pint of this every morning
>>7751019
And you drink all of it?
>>7751010
My asshole and the Spring Break of 2002 kindly disagree.
>>7751010
I find making the upgrade from paintstripper vodka a la Glens or supermarket 'basics' to supermarket own brand or 'Russian Standard' will reduce my morning hangover.
I spent years doing it. It's a terrible way to live.
Get help.
>>7750977
It takes a lot to cope with living in this realm. I'm not going to judge you.
>>7751019
I've been drinking the Cherry Bordens daily for a couple months. Not bad at all, imo.
>>7751059
Yep. I went through a period of severe depression that lasted about a year, and during that time, I drank a whole lot of bottom-shelf vodka and gin, including Taaka. My asshole bled a lot.
Eventually I got better mentally, and the bleeding stopped. I don't drink that shit anymore. I do still binge-drink sometimes, when I'm out with friends, but we don't drink cheap shit and my only fear is a hangover if I don't sufficiently hydrate.
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Just smoke pot instead
>>7750988
my god i remember seeing this pic on /b/ probably ten years ago
>>7751371
Classic meme bro!
>>7751269
u saying the ass bleeding stopped when u attain metnal betterness? how u know it wasnt brain blood u were shitting out? but no lets blame the vodka ... fukn idiot
No I like the Popov
>>7750977
nope. I'll slug down the better part of a bottle like that on a good night. although, I've found that since alcohol is a strong potentiator of weed I just eat a few edibles and slug a little vodka on an empty stomach and go to the fucking moon, no hangover, not as hard on the kidneys and liver
What is the difference between cheap and expensive vodka? It's just ethanol and water, how do they manage to fuck up the purification badly enough?
Get on my level
>>7751010
This, 10,000%
>>7750977
>Am I the only one..?
Fuck, No dude. You never will be "The only one" to do anything. Dumb egocentric fuckers.
>>7750977
Go to bed robby and if you want to hang out pick up your god damn phone
>>7750977
This is my go-to brand, brother.
12usd a handle like your pic. I hope you live somewhere cheaper.
Make moonshine
>>7750988
me on the right
>>7753082
>Am I the only one who is me
>>7754486
what if someone else is you though
you believe in parallel universes? then there's another you somewhere
>>7751010
There's a difference in taste
>>7754492
Shouldn't both be 40% ethanol 60% water?
>>7754505
Depending on how many times it was filtered there are still some impurities that cause differences in taste
>>7754488
Id like to meet him, and then drink with him...myself...so we wouldnt feel alone.
Bizarre that in all of the threads about alcohol, only the one about beer has actual recommendations.
What vodkas would you recommend personally based on flavor, not on the cheapest pick?
Though, I'm not exactly well off in cash either.
I'm Korean and I can't drink alcohol
I couldn't even nurse a wine cooler overnight
One time I drank 3 shots of Svedka and I probably should have died
I got a hangover before my body could get drunk off it
My friends said I looked like I aged 10 years
My stomach felt like it was having a royal rumble inside it
I ended up going to sleep like 30 minutes later
>>7755849
are your parents both half-japanese?
Hard booze is incredibly hard for our bodies to process
If you are an alcoholic and simply MUST get drunk use decent quality wine or beer
The hard shit will kill you, literally.
>>7755814
Titos. Austin Texas brand. I give it my personal thumbs-up.
>>7755814
Starr Blu. As far as I'm concerned the number of times distilled is the only marker of quality for vodka. This shit is distilled 5 times and goes for $15/handle, which is about as good as it gets in terms of the ratio of cost to # of distillations. There are vodkas distilled 6 times at a slightly higher price point, higher strength vodkas at a higher price point, and overengineered 20x distilled vodkas at a huge markup from the others, but as far as everyday usage goes it's hard to beat SB, at least in my market.
>>7754488
I'd kill the shit out of him, there can only be one.
And then take his alcohol, wallet. A girl too if he got one, she'd never know
>>7755999
liquor store stockm'n here, yes starr blu is probably the best price to performance right now. cheap, tastes fine, gets you fucked.
>>7751269
what the fuck does alcohol have to do with bleeding from your asshole? unless you drank so much to fuck up your kidneys, in which case you would be peeing blood, not shitting it
most likely you just had hemorrhoids or anal tearing
>>7755849
My uncle on my mom's side (full chinese) has the same issues. Drinks a craft beer, gets all red and puffy then knocks the fuck out. Thank god those genes are recessive/absent, about 90% of my friends right now are heavy alcoholics.
>>7756015
you dont get a case of the shits after drinking? are you the hulk?
>>7756008
I think costco also has a few vodkas in their portfolio that are distilled roughly the same number of times at a similar price to SB, but I haven't been in some time so I can't recall exactly.
This stuff right here is what I like to drink. So smooth it almost tastes like water!
>>7756027
Not him, but I only get the shits when I drink beer.
>>7756027
getting the shits is one thing, I was talking specifically about shitting blood
i started only drinking vodka because its cheaper, its so easy to go through it fast.
i am starting to wonder now, how much is a normal amount to drink each day?
>>7756650
Different guy, then you've never drank that. Happened to me too.
Spending this evening with my comrade, The Russian Prince.
>>7751059
>My asshole and the Spring Break of 2002 kindly disagree.
you only have yourself to blame for the unsolicited bumsex, anon
Vodka is for alcoholic faggots and Russian alcoholic faggots
>>7756023
You fucking native
>>7750977
I've been a pretty hard alcoholic for almost 3 years now and actually had to go to the ER once. My preferred poison is actually Mccormick. It holds up to the mid-shelf shit in terms of taste.
>>7757086
40% mmk not bad
45% that's the stuff
50% OK my stomach hurts and I pooped a little blood
Good for the money and two steps up from taaka for a dollar more.
>>7757045
are you saying that for some reason this specific brand of vodka results in shitting blood? why would this brand cause you to shit blood and not other brands? is laced with fucking arsenic?
>>7756650
Me too. I haven't fixed it but that's probably a warning sign to most
>>7754462
Hiding in the bedroom just out of their sight, I assume?
Used to also drink a lot of aristocrat vodka with oj in the mornings for breakfast.
