Webm thread.
Pls no jack videos
>>7745171
>>7745171
no bully
>>7745198
I don't get it
>>7745198
Jesus Christ what a fucking fatass
>>7745224
>Mongolian
Gotcha, that's all I needed
Doesn't melting the butter change the batter a lot?
JYAKKU
>>7745198
I can almost hear the sucking noise as he inhales it. Like one of those pneumatic tubes at the bank
>>7745198
Why dont chinese ever savour their food?
>>7745569
>>7745581
>>7745589
>>7745589
What the fuck happens to the food she eats?
>>7745166
>all this trouble
>for some fucking sugar bread
Fuck sugar, fuck sweet faggots.
>>7745166
>Pls no jack videos
>>7745687
I think this is that one lady that has some sort of weird digestive issue that causes the vast majority of the nutrients she ingests to just like not be absorbed at all.
>>7745709
There are multiple japanese chicks who make vids like this.
>>7745716
Goddamn are you serious? Man what the fuck
>>7745740
I mean, there are chicks in the US who stuff, too, but they usually gain weight and it's more of a fetish thing. Japan just likes eating contests more than we do as actual entertainment.
>>7745166
i hate those videos that look "too perfect" and snappy, like that one. dunno why.
>>7745706
>>7745746
ya but these are also along the lines of ASMR videos.... mixed with fetish, which is redundant to say, but most people don't know ASMR is fetish...
>>7745768
no cooking time given, but you get it all from the STATE of the food, so they are sped up, which is really the beauty. They do probably practice, and color balance the shit out of it. but color is part of apetite.
Gross
>>7745961
most american thing i've seen all day
>>7745928
>eggshell and potato chip crepes
What the sweet holy mother of fuck is this bullshit?
>>7745994
crispy pancakes
>>7745999
But why is it something that exists? Why would you make it?
>>7746008
It's not anon. Rewatch the video.
>>7746008
nigga u dumb
>>7746008
for you
>>7746034
I wonder how many times he's cut his hands doing this
>>7746008
It's a parody you dingus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA
>>7746040
OH GOD NO
>>7746040
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>7746034
Couldn't he start with a smaller ice block to begin with?
>>7746073
well yeah but for the video he probably wanted to start with the biggest showing the whole process
I assume they keep the already cut ones in the freezer and shave em down before starting on another big one
>>7746073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUHcCHbgX_o
Watch this. It's about how clear ice is made.
>>7746040
Jesus Christ. Sauce?
>>7746084
That was cool. I want to make some of those but it would be depressing as hell to make cocktails for 1
>>7746040
>places chips so carefully then just douses it with like 6 sauces
wtf
>>7746034
how do you make clear ice like that, my ice always comes out cloudy some what.
>>7746040
the thing that really turns me off here is so much lime juice. There's like 3 limes in there
>>7746300
>petting it with the tongs
>>7745961
is that a low carb 'go 'za
>>7745687
probably throws up during the scene cuts
>>7745514
He's pushing it in with the chopsticks. He wouldn't have to suck.
>>7745961
looks pretty good.
>>7746300
is it just skinned alive or is its head also chopped off? i cant tell
>>7745198
I have to try this.
>>7746040
Doritos,Ramen and tons of sauce. The dish of Mexican intellectuals.
>>7746084
>>7746073
>>7746130
>>7746139
I'm glad he cleared that up. That was very ice of him.
>>7745643
Just substitute the sugar for equal amounts of salt. Should suit you just fine.
>>7745982
>soy sauce
>>7746394
it's dead, but the heat of the grill is making it do a little jig.
partly why witch burning are good fun.
>>7746300
I get that it's dead and this is just the heat stimulating the muscles, but it legitimately looks like it's trying to get away.
Just generally unsettling.
>>7746044
probably none. He's not a retard like you. As you can see from the video, he actually knows what he's doing and doesn't get his fingers anywhere near the blade.
>>7746394
'muscles contract when they receive signals from motor neurons. These signals are produced and propagated by different ions, such as sodium. The sodium ions in the salt (i.e. sodium chloride) cause the nerves to fire and therefore make the muscles contract. This only works if the meat has been freshly killed, as it still requires some live cells.'
>>7745581
>>7745589
>>7745601
She is now an honorary American
No Jack videos you say?
>>7746489
>Fuck you, egg sandwich, Next.
>>7746040
>how to get your salt intake for the whole week in one meal
>>7746490
God the guy who made that video is the most incredible fucking douche. I hope he's rotting in an ally after suffering a slow death of AIDS.
>>7746496
from*
>>7746490
I dont get it
>>7746489
took you long enough
>>7745581
I would actually die. Stupid gallbladder, only functioning at 30 percent.
>>7746490
what's going on in this one?
>>7746499
I don't either
>>7745961
any foodie should be offended by this
>>7746034
what if I don't want the bartender's hands all over my ice?
>>7746496
What's the video?
>>7745514
this
>>7746512
oh shit, i was recently diagnosed with gallbladder stones and now i can´t eat anything with capsaicin. what are your symptoms? what will happen if i get my gallbladder removed? will i have to change my eating habbits?
>>7746499
if memory serves me, it some complete jagoff complaining that his hot wings weren't hot wings, but buffalo wings
i'll leave you to ponder what drives a man to that level of stupidity
>>7746494
The place I bake at has a very soup nazi feel to it. We have a line out the door and sell as much as we can make. We don't have to give a shit about customer service. It's great.
Here's your food, now fuck you. Next!
>>7746275
oh man, this is great. What movie?
>>7746522
Drink it warm?
That guy's hands are probably cleaner than the glass he's making the ice for.
>>7746531
Well I have had sludge in my gallbladder and it was fine for a while. I stopped eating meat and fat for a good few months and then I was okay for a year.
Looks like I over did meat/fat because the last week has been stabbing pain in my right side. So I went mostly vegetarian since the pain started and now it is just a dull pain, so I am getting better.
I am just kinda boned, my dad and my grandmother had their gallbladders taken out.
So the worst that will happen if you have stones and you don't do anything about it, is that a stone will stuck in your pancreas, it will cause acute pancreatitis which most people die from. My dad got lucky and lived. He was sedated for over a month in the hospital, his lungs almost stopped functioning.
If you are proactive about getting it removed, you will most likely have no problems. If you wait 2 decades and do nothing but suffer, you will have bad things happen and you could end up a diabetic like my dad or dead.
>>7746550
Lost.
>>7746550
It's Lost, don't watch it it's shit
>>7746489
I just love the way Indians eat with their hands. It's very natural to me. I see it as an expression of self-love. Beautiful.
>>7746527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhfpV3AyoGY
>>7746490
>>7746558
>>7746558
what a piece of garbage
>>7746558
I'm confused, that looks like buffalo chicken tenders. Which is what he ordered. What is wrong?
>>7746558
>his hair
>his shirt
>his face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBKtgRl7F-o
>>7746566
he's an idiot
an american idiot
>>7746567
>buffalo is usually darker
>not as hot but more spicy
Is this nigga serious? Also hes not making for a very passable tranny with that fucking voice
>>7746572
he's not trans he's just mentally ill/a god damned idiot
if he was trans his skin would clear up thanks to HRT and he would actually give effort into his voice
t. Tranny
>>7746566
yeah that's what he ordered lol. they even showed him the bag of sauce that says "buffalo". he's just a fucking idiot.
I wish I had half his confidence though. but it always is idiots that are so sure of themselves.
>>7745171
juicy
>>7746623
It's called being obsessed with gooks.
>>7746626
That maybe true but I need something I can google and watch more gooks eating food, damnit!
>>7745171
>>7746623
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muk-bang
>>7745514
>Like one of those pneumatic tubes at the bank
Do you live in the 40s?
>>7746112
Idk, I view it as treating yourself. Same with cooking a great meal for one at home.
>>7746557
Prajeet pls go
Make me
>>7746130
Warm and hot water freeze clear
>>7745166
that looks newsfeed tier
I am not a dangerously overweight rockabilly fan lookalike trying to bake her way out of severe depression.
>>7746084
>cucktail
>>7747290
I wasn't sold till that onion sprinkle at the end. Now it looks damn good.
>>7745928
fake and gay.
>>7747306
people don't actually have all that shit for breakfast, right?
>>7745961
Why wouldn't you season the meat before putting it in there? Also, what's the point of putting those few bell peppers? Why not hot/spicy peppers instead?
>>7747321
what you think you know is not reality.
yes they are.
>>7746788
Your bank sucks, anon.
>>7747323
jesus man this is an sfw board
>>7747323
>not turning it sideways so you minimize the chance of cheese on your bun
it's like these people don't know buns/bread make things a finger food that you should be able to touch without getting your hands/fingers smelly or greasy or wet or cheesy
>>7747375
The least funny thing you could post, gif excluded
gb2Reddit
>>7745613
What do you think happens? She shits it out eventually
>>7747408
why is your anus hurting
>>7747447
no, see, your anus hurts because you got called out on your lame and overused joke. pointing out stupid things is just that, pointing out something was stupid.
>>7747454
You sound like a retarded baby. It's a lovely Saturday morning and you're bitching about a gif on the 4chan cooking board
>>7747458
>retarded baby
What a stupid insult. Try something better. And do you really feel better? Bitching about somebody who called out a stupid joke on the 4chan cooking board on Saturday morning? Anything I possibly do, you're just going to bring it one level lower because it affects you SO. HARD.
>>7747466
Keep crying baby man
>>7747466
you are arguing with the wrong person
>>7747408
>t. professional post critic
>>7747311
Actually Mythbusters disproved this so fuck off.
>>7747471
Nah, but look at how flustered you are. Did you laugh at the "joke" or something and then get your precious feelings hurt?
>>7747493
Your tears are fantastic
>>7745198
Peking duck is literally my favorite food.
I would do this every single day if I was loaded.
>>7747486
Disproved? It's very obviously a humorous tv spot you dumb bitch
>>7747504
It. Was. Disproved.
>>7746034
>filename
Top kek
>>7747513
No one thought it was real
>>7746040
Why use scissors for the chips?
>>7746522
If you didn't spend your life in a flyover or you actually enjoyed cuisine then you would understand that hand contact on what you consume is just part of the business.
There is a relationship between the customer and the provider that good hygiene practices were kept through production. What is likely the case here is that your own poor hygiene is being projected onto a normal person, making you uncomfortable.
>>7747524
What aren't you getting about this? Mythbusters disproved it. The video is on the internet. Get some education.
>>7746516
>That'll be $128 and 70 cents.
I fucking love BBQ but it's always so absolutely insanely expensive.
>>7747306
Can we not have any "ladbible" or "gif-recipes" this is /ck/ not reddit.
Gif-Recipes are a cancer that should be avoided by anyone who has a respect for food.
It is another manifestation of new-media retardation and will be probably be seen as a "food progressivism" tool for the future
>>7747300
>tfw you'll never have a delicious homemade meal with Maangchi
>tfw you'll never was it down with some wine and catch her flirtatious gaze
>tfw you'll never make glorious bloated, tender love to her
>tfw you'll never finish and look up panting to see her family have let themselves in for a surprise visit
>tfw you'll never hear Hi everybody post coitus
>>7747315
Literally the best part about being in China.
There were plenty of places like this that did everything fresh in front of you, and it was less than a dollar for a noodle bowl or similar food item.
>>7747320
m8 that's a Full English Breakfast. It's not an everyday thing
>>7746567
there's one where it's trying to ride a bus without a buss pass and keeps bothering everyone because it won't admit that it doesn't actually have a buss pass because "muh rights"
>>7747545
It didn't need to be disproved. There was no need for Mythbusters to disprove it, and much like the mythbusters you are a humongous retard.
>>7747619
IT WAS DISPROVED
>>7747323
No wonder Americans are so fat.
>>7745961
I can practically feel my arteries clogging.
>>7747642
How is that practical?
>>7746871
So uncooked even his meme claws struggle to pull it and he probably almost got a stroke from that.
Damn it, when will he learn?
>>7747294
So America
>>7745961
>>7746441
technically it is trying to get away
just automatically
>>7747408
>>7747571
>tfw I could hear the "Hi everybody!" in my head
>>7747297
im here with chef suzuki dadada diaries of a masterzushichef howyudoin duduki
duduki: fan fan hMeh
>everytime
>>7746084
>I really love the ice... sticks
>>7745198
That is a beautiful webm takes all the hard work from rolling it up
>>7747318
>That fresh from the farm taste you and your family will love!!
Still that's pretty damn impresive precision with the scanner and all.
>>7747300
IWTCIM
>>7745716
>>7745740
yea Japanese TV is usually travel shows, people commenting on videos of pranks or hot girls eating ridiculous amounts of food.
Girls like this are a common thing on TV there. I saw some chick put away 200-something pieces of sushi while 6 grown men on the other team couldnt keep up.
>>7745514
>pneumatic tubes at the bank
JFC did you not advance since 1987?
>>7747709
>hot girls
>japanese
They're goblins.
>>7747733
>What do they do instead at your bank?
Over here in civilization banks hardly handle cash money anymore. You know, with all the advanced options of credit and debit cards, internet payments and online account management.
I havent had a reason to be inside of a local branch office in 5 years (to sign for the mortgage on my house) and havent seen that vacuum system in over 20.
>>7747756
It's true that I haven't been to a bank in about 3 years, but my last job didn't do direct deposit so I went to the bank regularly to deposit checks.
I'm not sure how common the phone app deposit was at the time.
>>7747757
I can only assume you live in the US. You guys have the most outdated banking and payment system.
An employer paying wages via checks. That was already old in 1980 and that has been ancient third world shit since 1990.
How you manage to remain a global economic force is beyond me.
>>7745870
>popping stiffies while listening to ASMR
Maybe YOU have a fetish, friend
>>7747775
Making sweeping changes to any sort of infrastructure in a country of over 320 million people doesn't happen easily.
That would be like getting Germany, the UK, France, Italy, and Thailand all to agree with whatever regulations/system requirements.
>>7747789
>Making sweeping changes
It's only a sweeping change if you sitbon your ass for half century. The rest of the world managed to keep up. Why havent you?
>>7747775
If it isn't broke don't fix it. It's not like still giving out paychecks massively fucks with the efficiency of our economy
>>7747795
I'm not really defending it, but you are grossly exaggerating the prevalence of online banking in the 80's and 90's in countries other than the US.
The point I'm making is that comparing the US to other countries is almost always a waste of time and energy, because they simply aren't comparable in population, size, or culture.
>>7746516
Waste of good meat slathering it in faggot sauce.
>>7746623
Pathetic retardation.
>>7746379
You're an idiot.
>>7746040
It triggers me how slowly she takes the chips out of the bag
>>7745569
Swear to god man she has to have some body double or twin or something
>>7747320
No, it's a full english breakfast which is a meme dinner served in chain pubs with breakfast in the title.
It's actually a full scottish breakfast because of the black pudding, I think in Ireland they add shitty soda bread
>>7747560
You verbalized my thoughts and feelings on the recent facebook trend 100%
I'm glad the world isn't completely retarded, ty
>>7746557
>How can you claim to love yourself if you don't eat your own poop?
>>7746516
How do they get it to look burned on the outside but perfectly cooked inside?
>>7747661
>Defending shitty, unfunny, overused posts.
Dane Cook fan, eh?
>>7747306
This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. The only thing there that actually physically needs to be kept separate are the beans, everything else you could have cooked together in one regular non-meme frying pan.
Also it let the beans boil which ruins the flavour, so it's shit.
>>7745928
this is so beautifully edited
>>7747320
>he doesn't know what a full English is
>>7745961
hasn't the "Bro Cooking" meme died yet?
>>7745643
you're so salty
>>7745961
fugg
I envy americans and their food (bacon) availability.
>>7746557
here comes the toilet witch!
>>7747290
now this is how cu/ck/s do gourmet cooking
>>7746040
Every time I thought it couldn't get weirder it kept going. What the fuck.
American cooking
>>7748000
link, now
>>7745198
This man of genious is worthy of respect.
>>7748014
This stupid fat fucking cunt split it up into multiple parts, because he's a money grabbing fuckface, but here's the video containing the webm
Enjoy his girlfriends voice piercing your brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAN0NaJe388
The whole sauce is a fucking travesty
>>7747898
Stupid piece of shit.
These threads are always 95% the same webms and people still react as though they've never seen them before. /ck/ is garbage.
>>7748000
This is criticially acclaimed chef Boyardee. Your insults are unfounded and I know this because every child loves chef Boyardee.
>>7746454
he's cutting towards his thumb for like 90 seconds of the video
>>7747290
this cant possibly taste like anything but teriyaki sauce can it
>>7748152
>I've never peeled anything with a knife before
>>7745961
triggered
>>7746027
Is this in one of Jack's videos? I didn't know he posted videos with his older son.
>>7747315
that fucker dropping food on the floor just because an american ordered it
>>7746489
how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?
does he have to sell them all before he's allowed to leave?
>>7748292
And how did he get in? Which came first?
>>7746871
Its funny because its not cooked properly
>>7747318
I love that a team of highly skilled engineers that probably never could have conceived such machines even existed when they were doing their mechanical engineering degrees would have sat in countless meetings discussing the designing, building and coding all of that equipment.
What a time to be alive
>>7747385
This.
For some reason it annoyed me more than it should have.
>>7747631
might as well disprove Toy Story then
>>7748383
Dunno how often this needs to be said
Her digestive system is fucked. She shits out solid, undigested food. Her stomach expands and expands and expands filling up her body. Nip TV did a study on her with x-rays and shit
>>7748417
so its basically their porn come to life?
>>7746489
wtf, why is he heating the eggs at the end?
>>7746531
>>7746553
Don't listen to this retard. You're not going to die from a gallstone. Gallstones are mostly harmless, they just hurt like hell. I got them after losing a lot of weight (it seems to be a common occurrence for people who lose weight).
You can get your gallbladder removed, but most people who do so end up gaining a lot of weight.
I just stay away from a lot of meat (I ate a TON of meat before) and eat mostly vegetarian. I haven't had a single gallstone in 3 years when before I was having 1-2 a month.
>>7747294
Fuck yeah Gaki no Tsukai. Source:
https://youtu.be/XZstHwJL4h8?t=3m
>>7747323
IF THE DUMB CUNT TURNED THE DOG 90 DEGREES IT WOULD OF BEEN PERFECT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7748476
>WOULD OF
*WOULD HAVE
>>7748417
I realized that she's probably faking it
Like you aren't seeing speed up footage, but a series of staged still images of her posing with "eaten" food to make it seem like she's eating it
There's no way in hell she could eat that much or vomit it out without being extremely ill
It's just a little editing trickery
I wonder what one of these ranges costs to run every day. I'm guessing a lot.
Dumping some new ones
>>7748514
Is there something wrong with me for not being interested in eating any of that food?
>>7748491
IIRC its just concentrated so the fuel burns more efficiently
