You're on death row about to be executed: What will you request for your last meal?
1 kg of truffles.
an assortment of battered and fried food.
french fries, onion rings, fried chicken, tendies, nuggers, fish sticks, popcorn shrimp, hushpuppies.
>>7742799
peanuts and peanut butter because I have an allergy and might as well see what it tastes like if im going to die anyways.
>>7742811
Nigga are you trying to give yourself a heart attack?
Bread, butter, kaviar and a kvas to drink. Everything as fresh and homemade as possible.
1 lb venison loin medallions cooked rare
served on a bed of wild rice
and topped with a morel mushroom wine sauce
1 twice-baked potato
glazed carrots
pecan pie topped with a scoop of cookie dough ice cream
sweet tea to drink
A large basket of fresh Ontario Strawberries.
If they are not in season, hold off the execution until mid June.
I can wait.
>>7742799
>33 counts of murder
damn
a truly massive amount of smoked almonds and sugarfree gummy bears.
English Breakfast with steak, banana muffin, flat white.
>>7742861
i assume youre not american, because he is a legend here. he was also a clown enthusiast.
>>7742862
Luckily you'd be killed shortly after eating that combo. If not then you'd have the most painful constipation and your guts would feel like they were going to burst.
>>7742855
a place to stand
a place to grow
Ontari-ari-ari-o
I'd probably have to say a couple of crisp, delicious autumnal Ontario apples
>>7742871
they give me the shits. Throw in some yohimbine for extra oomph, about 30mg.
Nothing because I'm from Texas and death row inmates aren't allowed a last meal.
>>7742811
if your stomach isn't used to that much fried shit, you will have epic diarrhea. time it right and you can give a hell of a show to the people watching from the gallery.
>>7742887
Well, our inmates are allowed a "last meal," but it is just standard chow or whatever they can afford from commissary. No Special Snowflakes in Huntsville, nigga.
>>7742887
Oh yeah, they got rid of it because of the guy who ordered a feast, then said he wasn't hungry, right?
That's pretty hilarious.
An entire loaf of banana bread.
>>7742969
die
>>7742799
The saddest part is that you know as a KFC manager Gacy was probably really disappointed in the food quality he got from this particular store
>>7742887
I thought I saw something recently saying Texas death sentence inmates will get a steak for their list meal, but no more special requests
>>7742813
Underrated post.
>>7742799
2 pot brownies and a blu ray of Dredd
>>7742799
a cup of crushed apple seeds
>>7743081
Clever
>>7742813
They wouldn't let you have that if they knew about your allergy
>>7742815
Slav slav slav
pastrami and corned beef on rye, with sweet potato fries
12 ortolans
1 wheel of casu marzu
some delicious 'go style 'za, natch
>>7742861
JWG ran out of room.
>>7742861
> putting his strawberries on the hot food so they get warm
Should have made it 34
I'd have a sandwich a mile long so they'd have to knock down my cell wall to put it in, which at that point I'd just fucking bail.
>>7742799
Had to be freaky as hell to learn that your boss killed 33 people.
>>7742811
This, with the addition of peppered bacon and boudin.
Give me a can of Tony Chachere's and some malt vinegar and I'll be set.
The worlds rarest truffle, so while they track it down I can tunnel my way out. But on the flip side I won't get to eat the worlds rarest truffle.
A fortune cookie.
>beef fajitas with grilled onions
>2 avocados
>2 flour tortillas
>1lb of limes
>bottle of shiner (or water if they won't give me alcohol)
i'd squeeze all the limes, save for a few, into the water to make sugarless limeade (the best). cut up one avocado and sprinkle a little salt on it and eat it like that. then make 2 tacos and put the other avocado on the tacos.
if they let me have dessert i'd ask for a dozen chocolate chip cookies and a glass of whole milk.
>mfw i'm lactose intolerant and someone is going to have to clean up all the literal shit i blow out when my body gets a thousand volts
goin' out with a bang.
>>7744484
Kekekek simply epic, that'll show those fascists
An apple. However, I will eat the seeds of said apple then once I have been executed my soul will transfer itself into said seeds which will cause an apple tree to miraculously sprout of my asshole in what can only be described as a 'miracle'.
Big fresh cut fries fried and crispy as fuck with a bowl of ketchup
a gun
>>7742799
A double cup, ice, pineapple fanta, and an 8 of activis
>>7742799
First choice, bottle of decent whiskey and some ice. If it's shitty, bottle of coke too.
If I have to eat food, bloody steak, blue cheese and onion reduction, broccoli, crusty bread, garlic mashed potatoes and a dry red wine.
>>7742799
For me it would be the McChicken.
The best fast food sandwich.
>>7744716
Now wait a sec...
>>7742799
gacy's last words were "kiss my ass"...
turkey ham pastrami provalone panini with aioli and crisp pickle on the side. muncho's potato chips. a bowl of campbell's gumbo. an entire Edward's vanilla creme pie.
>>7744793
and a bottle of bud light. coke if I can't have beer.
>>7744716
>Not Spicy McChicken
Come on, anon.
>>7743352
Fuck off with you go za meme bullshit. Take it back to /b/, where it's already overrun with cancer. I love /ck/. Don't ruin it with your pretentious bullshit.
A 2 gallon sausage gravy enema.
Poached wild salmon & some buttery fresh roasted asparagus with lemon. Some fresh bread would be nice.
>>7742799
chocolate mousse, a nice burger (well done), some pasta, a fudgy brownie, lots of fruit and vegetables, coconut curry, chicken paprikash, cherry pie, a tuna steak, the list goes on
>>7742799
Roast chicken with lemon, pepper, and herbs for seasoning.
Roasted root vegetables and garlic
Steamed white rice
Strawberry ice cream (with chunks of real strawberries)
A cup of black coffee
And an ice water.
I'm from slavland. As far as I know we don't have the death penalty, so I've never had a reason to think too much about it. What is the purpose of the death sentence? Is it supposed to make people afraid of committing unlawful acts due to the chance that they might be killed for it, or is it simply decided that if one's committed a crime extreme enough, they're far too much trouble to be kept safely in society and are promptly taken out of it?
Also, a salad, some rakia and bean soup. Homemade bread would be nice but reading the comments, it might be pushing it. Maybe ask if the guards can have some as well. Eating my last meal alone would be kinda boring.
You don't have more of these?
>>7742799
Birthday Cake
>>7742814
It's a death row last meal. I don't think he's worried about a heart attack.
>>7743531
Lol.
Mine changes everytime I come into these threads but lets see.
Large stuffed crust pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut
Large order of Zaxbys crinkle fries with one ranch, one Zax sauce and one honey mustard
A pot of meatless spaghetti with shredded cheese and crushed red garlic flakes
A Zero bar
A gallon of ChikFilA sweet tea
a pound of bacon fried with a head of cabbage
a ton of black pepper
as much root beer as i can drink (doesnt matter the brand but id prefer a cold mug or glass bottle)
then a warm brownie with vanilla icecream on top for desert
>>7742862
>a truly massive amount of smoked almonds and sugarfree gummy bears.
gonna shoot your way out?
Key Lime Pie
Prison key specifically
5 lbs of extra hot chili
10 laxatives
>>7745035
Damn...
>>7743080
Thread
>A whole pineapple
>Steak
>Mashed potatoes and gravy
I had always said it would be a whole box of oreos and milk
then I decided to take a crack at it and regretted my decision
>>7745176
No, there's a whole series of these and they seem to just recreate the meals. Probably not allowed to photograph the actual ones.
But I agree, how do you fuck up fried chicken that badly
>>7745491
but u survived the injection?
coq au vin
>>7742814
Yes
i'd like to have some fried chicken and french fries, and maybe some fried shrimps to go with it... oh oh and some strawberries would be awesome too.
>>7742799
i'd seriously only ask for bread, water, and wine. and i'd like to watch how green was my valley while i ate because it was the last movie my dad and i watched together before he died.
>>7742900
Best death row inmate of all time
>orders tons of great food
>doesn't eat said food
>people watching execution get to enjoy a delicious feast on account of the man they're executing
it's brilliant
>>7744665
Fuck off future
Porterhouse, rare. Baked potato with butter and sour cream, sautéed spinach with garlic, 2 stone crab claws. And a small Caesar salad with white anchovies.
>>7745051
He may have been double meme-ing, and I am aware you may be triple meme-ing, but I don't care.
My fav thread op ^__^
Going with courses this time
Lamb chops and lobster Mac and a mini pizza (to take za of course)
A light salad
Some nice pasta all sent or at least not over cooked rigatoni / penne can't go wrong
Some type of palate cleanser
A steak ribeye / tbone again, not picky sauce gotta be good though
Dessert
A huge fucking cheesecake made from a quality specialty store one that has like 10 servings, any flavor really i just like cheesecake
Or just this
>>7745739
Would be pretty cool to let the onlookers or other inmates enjoy it instead
oysters shrimp and lobster
watermelon
cuban steak sandwich con trigo (its like a shake)
Kiwis, strawberries, papaya
Swordfish steak with fries of some kind (this might sound gross but I like Checkers fries though I havent had fast food for several years so I dunno wtf happened to that fast food joint)
Gelato with basalmic vinegar
Khlav Kalash and a can of Crab Juice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchu_Han_Imperial_Feast
>>7742799
The biggest cucumber they can find with what ever dressing doubles as lube the best
>>7742799
Half a dozen raw oysters w/ cocktail sauce
Fried shrimp, clams, and fish with fries
Coleslaw
Vanilla Coke
Spumoni
>>7742799
Un popped popcorn kernels
>>7745001
Wasn't Rector retarded or brain damaged
>>7742799
Apple Pie and Coffee.
But just to be cheeky I'd ask if I could bake the pie because I have yet to taste an apple pie better than mine.
>>7745021
are you actually retarded?
Enough corn syrup to put me into diabetic shock
A big bottle of habaero hot sauce to kick my ulcer into over drive
An oz of butter
An oz of salt
Ill probably welcome death after that.
>>7742799
I wanna dress up like a clown and have sex with children, pilgrims
>>7742799
my friend and I recently did this and it ended with terrible consequences
> Hers was 20 deep fried shrimp, two pieces of "hot" fried chicken, a pint of ice cream and some fries from wendys
> Mine was a big ass bowl of spaghetti, a can of spaghettios, a diced jalapeno,onion,mustard and aged pepperoni sandwich, and two cans of chef boyardee eaten cold
Ive never been sicker in my entire life.
>>7746035
Are you gay or a woman?
>shichuan pork with rice
>garlic bread
>karelian pasties with schwarzwald ham and egg butter
>garlic chicken steak simmered in cherry wine and some roast potatoes
>coleslaw and cottage cheese
>artichoke hearts with a lemon vinaigrette
>a few pieces of salmon + avocado sushi
>one of those huge japanese dessert bowls
>caramel cheesecake, mocha brownies and sachertarte
It's a lot, but I'd be dead soon anyways so who gives a shit.
Either this or some dank pizza and like 20 liters of pepsi since I wont give a fuck about my teeth anymore
>>7742900
there was also a legit retarded guy who asked for two candy bars only ate one and said he was saving the rest for later
>>7745869
yeah he shot up a bunch of people and tried to an hero but only shot himself retarded
pure aryan breastmilk straight from the tap
>>7745814
>5 guards will just escort you to china buffet
How accommodating would a prison be when it comes to a last meal? I figure there must be a price cap, and it won't be anything like panda meat, but are there any actual laws on what the prisoner has a right to?
>>7746724
It's whatever can be made in the prison kitchen. They won't cook you a lavish 5-course meal or anything.
>>7743566
not if you work in fast food my boy
5 gallons of apricot kernals and a glass of water
>>7744484
They have you put on a rubber diaper
>>7746035
hers at least makes sense, what the fuck is wrong with you.
>>7742813
They would literally spend taxpayer money reviving you so you could be executed, I support the death penalty but the implementation is fucked
>>7746759
>>7746724
don't be retarded with it, but they will go out and run around town spending around $200 to get you what you want. like you can get one food item from every restaurant in town but they won't get you a ridiculous amount that you can't possibly eat.
They will do stuff like drive your mother to see you to cook you a home cooked meal.
>>7746274
it was a pecan pie and a ton other shit and he wanted to save the pie for later.
and he was shot being apprehended which renders him retarded.
>>7746274
Are you sure he was retarded and not trolling? In the US, the laws surrounding death sentencing are all very clear in that the person being put to death must have mental faculties functional enough to understand that he's going to be killed by the state IE someone retarded/brain damaged or even insane would, surprisingly enough, be protected against death penalties by law.
>>7746958
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Ray_Rector
>>7742841
you would end up getting sausages on rice with mushrooms, a normal baked potato and some carrots.
and they'll probably give you the cookie dough ice cream pecan pie and sweet tea
>>7742887
This is the only thing good about Texas
Everything else here sucks
Fuck these floods
>>7742799
Pussy
>>7746960
I see. I'd had no idea that 'tard-protection is a relatively new thing. Thought it'd date back to way before 2002.
>>7742799
General Tso's chicken, Alaskan king crab legs and a piece of apple pie with a scoop of butter pecan ice cream on top.
bbq meatlovers pizza with stuffed crust, dozen chicken wings
two pear ciders and a pitcher of ice water
>>7742799
Pork chops and apple sauce.
>>7745748
fuck you i'm tryna be half dead before i get to the chair. they're gonna have to drag me from my cell. make them do their job
>>7746997
oh also a calamari salad
a salad and water because i'm on a diet
>>7747051
Die it. Clever.
assuming i was sentenced to death in the uk(hypothetical)
lamb dhansak and pilau rice butt that would be hard to get good quality of so maybe just fish & chips
>>7747120
is fish and chips not haram?
a 2.88 gallon bucket filled exactly to the top with the third layer of seventeen Romanian onions and a glass of two thirds sparkling water, one third A&W Root Beer poured from one can with the "A" scratched out.
>>7746907
yeah, $10 for a rope and you can use it on some many more people before it gives out
>>7744716
Fuck yeah
>>7745023
>A Zero bar
My nigger. I thought I was the only one that eats those.
>>7742799
I'd be happy with the meme food starter pack.
>>7750105
They have become increasingly hard to find unfortunately.
>>7745814
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchu_Han_Imperial_Feast
Lotta brains in that feast
100 mcnuggets with big mac sauce, fried calamari, caesar salad and vanilla coke on the side.
Nothing, because there is no death sentence in first world countries
>>7742799
>mom says only one more video
>look up 10 hour version of song
>hahaha
basically the food version of this clasic youtube comment.
>>7746882
Its what was left in the pantry
>>7746168
Neither? I just have a fwb who sometimes comes over to watch tv
Triple meat steak burger, medium rare with peppercorn aoili sauce and bacon with jalapeños and pepper jack cheese and cheesy garlic bread buns
A pound of garlic fries with parmesan
A pound of honey bbq boneless wings
Cherry vanilla dr. Pepper made with real sugar
For dessert
Chocolate creme brule with a scoop of salted caramel gelato
>>7750389
This mf right here is ordering for me!
Rare steak crusted with aged parmesan, french fries with ranch, and a little cesars pizza. A big bottle of cheap desert wine to drink and I want to watch nichijou or the longest day while I consume my meal. I will also make a specific request for a firing squad because lethal injection scares me.
>>7746724
Theres a price cap, but I am curious if you could get a family member to pay for/send in food.
>>7742799
The judge's daughter's pussy.
Only meat so I give credit for vegans "see he's a criminal and he only eats meat !"
Just one activated almond
I'd ask for an item from every fast food place in town and a diet coke because I have to watch my figure.
Various forms of sushi and tacos I guess. I'd also want a bottle of Wild Turkey 101. I don't think it's good whiskey but it would feel America.
>>7743115
I don't get it.
>>7750517
100g of apple seeds is enough to kill someone as they contain a minute amount of cyanide
>>7750525
But how is it clever to miss the chance to say something cool just before you're killed?
>>7750525
wait
is that why i get sick when i eat apples, i eat the core and seeds too
>>7742861
John Wayne Gacy was actually a pretty damn interesting serial killer when you learn about his life. Before being caught, he was given the title of Citizen of the Year in his hometown because of his charity work. He was also a skilled painter, and refused to make a profit off his works when he was incercerated because he "wanted to share his work and inspire others." Most of the painting were bought and burned by the victims' families. There was also a biopic made about him which I really enjoyed: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0330181/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Back to the subject at hand, I would probably gorge on a bunch of fried and cheesy food: curly fries, pizza, fried shrimp and okra. Maybe some Jack in the Box tacos.
And most of all, a shit load of Coca Cola. I'll die a happy man if I get that cold, refreshing cola in my system.
>>7750554
Psychopaths are good at keeping secrets, who would've thunk it
Ted Bundy has always interested me because he was caught down the road from where I lived.
>>7750554
>Most of the painting were bought and burned by the victims' families.
did he only kill jews or what?
>>7750557
Yeah, Ted Bundy was a really fascinating psychopath. He could've been an outstanding figure in his community if he was able to control his demons (or maybe if he didn't go through such a nasty breakup in college which sparked his killing spree).
There's a biopic about him too, which I really enjoyed due to how gritty it was. It didn't shy away from his acts, and it showed just how effective he was in his work.
>>7750561
Actually, he mostly killed young men and teenagers. I think a big reason for his homicidal tendencies was his repressed homosexuality that he wasn't able to come to terms with back in that time. He had a very successful business practice, a loving family, and a high reputation in his community. If he came out in that time, it would've totally destroyed his life as he knew it.
So instead, he destroyed his own psyche by having his impulses manifest into insanity. It really makes you think what kind of a person he could've been if homosexuality wasn't so frowned upon back in that time.
>JWG was a homosexual and a serial killer
>Jeffrey Dahmer was a homosexual and a serial killer
I'm seeing a pattern.
>>7750579
Yeah. Both were raised during the rise of the Baby-Boomer era, where being gay was still considered a mental illness.
Think about it: Imagine growing up with the mindset that a part of your preferences were considred absolutely disgusting and evil. But even though you try to stop it, you can't really change being gay. And if you want to go out and find someone like you, there's a really good chance you'll be trapped, arrested, and treated worse than fucking pedophiles. Hell, when American troops liberated people from the Concentration Camps in Germany during WW2, they kept the homosexuals IN, because they saw them as committing a crime! 'Yeah, I know you're starving and tortured, but you're also a fag. Rot in there.'
Seriously, when you grow up around people with that kind of mindset, it's not that surprising to think that it can fuck with your psyche a bit. That's not to say that JWG and Dahmer were justified in their killings; they were extremely fucked in the head and deserve to rot in hell. But if being gay wasn't considered so immoral or heinous back in that time, then maybe they would've been a little more well-adjusted.
>>7745487
the fucking claws, shit, I'm dead
fuck me up, that had me in stitches
>>7750550
I highly doubt it
>>7750579
>I'm seeing a pattern.
>sample size: 2
>>7743667
came here to post this
>>7750568
>It really makes you think what kind of a person he could've been if homosexuality wasn't so frowned upon back in that time.
>>7750593
Yeah, you're right, those guys shouldn't have gotten convicted they were only a product of their ENVIRONMENT and GENETICS, they didndu nuffin, they be good boys.
>>7750670
It's a King of the Hill reference.
>>7750686
oh
>>7750688
If they're "fucked in the head" then why would society's opinion on sodomy matter? They would still be criminals either way
>You don't seriously believe in free will still, right?
by that logic, we shouldn't convict criminals then, since it's not they're fault
>>7750713
So you're saying that it's not their fault since it was their environment that triggered them
>>7742799
Medium Rare Steak
Double Cheeseburger no tomato
Some Fried and Boiled Shrimp
Ice Cream Cone and Cold Pepsi.
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>>7750633
Classic /pol/.
thanksgiving dinner with my family & a 6 pack.
homemade bread & homemade spaghetti dinner
>>7746302
and that's when you make your escape.
>Lawrence Russell Brewer, executed in Texas in 2011: Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions; a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas with fixings; a Meat Lovers pizza; three root beers; one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream; and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.[51] Brewer's request was granted, but he refused the meal when it arrived, prompting Texas to stop granting last meal requests to condemned inmates.[52]
>>7750744
>kill somebody
>don't worry dude it's *technically* not your fault
>>7750838
It's not my fault. Blame it on my environment.
>>7750878
I'm only too dumb because of my environment.
>>7750892
You only posted that because of your environment.
>>7750895
You only posted that because of your environment.
>>7750909
You're right, bro. It's not like I have a choice in typing this and pressing "Post."
>>7750917
Wow, so I'm not actually making the choice to type out these words?
>>7750933
Even if I am "compelled" I don't think anything is forcing me.
>>7750941
Are you upset?
>>7746270
what in blazes is that monstrosity
Get a room already.
A plate of my mom's world famous tendies and chocolate milk.
>>7744716
with two apple pies, that would be the best last mcdonalds "meal"
>>7750593
hello, reddit
Shrimp scampi
Calamari + dipping sauce
Lasagna
and a glass of wine
>>7742799
One of those canned xmas dinners from Britbongistan
>>7750471
>>7750682
DAHMER fucks DEAD male CORPSES while you get IGNORED by your wife's black SON.
>>7742871
After death... the bowels let go... the dead man gets the last laugh....from the sugar free gummybears
>>7742799
A pound of gum and milk
A McDonald's Apple Pie. It has to be as fresh as possible; ideally, take me to the McD's in question to pick it up.
Then, once it's handed to me, I aim it at the guards and squeeze. Either the plasma-like filling squirts out the end pointed at the guards and subdues them, so I can make my escape; or the filling squirts out the end pointed at me, and I die by my own hand.
>>7744992
You are still allowed to choose firing squad? Can you still pick hanging or gas chamber?
>>7745078
Underrated post
>>7742887
Don't you think it might be a bit of an issue that your state kills so many people that it has to streamline/standardize the process like this?
A whole Lamb spit roasted to perfection with various sauces and chutneys on the side. I want to laugh at the guards with backed up food coming back up my gorge hole.
BBQ Lambs hearts are really nice with a bit of pepper. Fat drips off cooking them beautifully and it looks like something from a fantasy vidya game
>>7751781
arent most serial killers from texas?
maybe tied with california idk
>>7751840
California>Texas>Florida
>>7750809
>give that shit to the wardens to take home or recycle it into the prison meals for that day
Step it up, Texas.
I'd probably have to go with a good ole 'go style 'za. Pic related, its what me and my friends pick up from the pizza place every friday
I wouldn't have one considering the possibility of me being on Death Row in this timeline or any relevant one is lower than any possible number known or will be known to man.
Disregarding the possibility of said timeline that was initiated in posting this message of course.
>>7751840
those are the two most populated states in the country, so probably.
>>7752002
You know a board is really going to shit when it creates memes that are even worse than the ones on /tv/.
>>7742799
Lactose.
Lactose intolerant so I will commit sudoku by gassing myself (and anyone else in the room) with noxious gas.
>>7752660
VERY original.
>>7745001
>cracking jokes moments before you're executed.
Pretty fucking based desu.
>>7753226
the guy was retarded and didn't understand what was going to happen to him. he was one of the reasons we changed the law so mentally retarded people can't be executed in the states, though he became retarded during the crime that put him on death row so he probably could have gotten the death penalty anyways.
>>7750554
>skilled painter
Ehhhh
>>7750554
Not to sound like a nutjob but most serial killers are pretty damn fascinating.
>>7751205
kek
>>7745800
>Khlav Kalash
i'll take a bowl and a mt. dew
Those hot dogs with the cheese in them.
i think i'd have a slab of homemade meatloaf, mashed potatoes, hominy and cornbread. then a kfc original recipe wing and one crispy wing.
>>7750311
Many states in the US have the death sentence.
>>7750311
Five first world countries enforce the death penalty.
>>7753333
I'm pretty sure hanging is still a legal method to execute prisoners in Washington State.
