I work at a deli, AMA
I also worked at a deli too. Almost 5 years. All that free food was glorious.
>>7731647
I know this feel, it's glorious. It's getting me fat though.
>>7731643
what's the official hierarchy of shemale porn and why is it
>brazilian shemales>american/european trannies>thai ladyboys
?
I also work in a deli
AMA
>>7731643
Can you get me 10 lbs of veal joint bones?
>>7731643
1. What's your favorite type of salad to make and/or eat?
2. What happens to unsold leftovers?
>>7731664
1. The kind without lettuce
2. We eat it you stupid cunt
>>7731664
OP here
Mine is salmon salad. Leftovers usually are thrown away or resold as cold items depending on the item
Do you serve niggers?
>>7731686
No but a nigger can serve you
>>7731657
Maybe switch the first two but yeah
thank you for the good sandwich work y'all do, really saved my ass during 10pm night classes
>>7731643
ever have any bad accidents with slicing meat and shit?
>>7731745
Not when slicing, but I have cut my finger to the bone using a butcher knife. Cut away from yourself anons.
>>7731643
you ever beat yer meat?
>>7731757
I sometimes smack it around in the freezer. I especially love yelling really loud and cursing because no one can hear me
>>7731643
Have you ever thought about moving out of your parents house and getting a real job?
>>7731643
do you make fun of the customers if they get nervous and stutter as they place their order?
Most annoying thing to prepare?
Who are your most annoying customers?
What is the most popular meat, and when does that vary?
what is the most annoying thing to slice?
while aisles do you stare at all day?
>>7731643
Largest order you ever had to prepare?
Craziest Customer/order you ever had to deal with?
Longest shift you ever had to do?
>>7731657
>ladyboyz>brazillian>american/european
>>7731643
How is zabars still even relevant? It's like the sharper image of food
how does it feel to be permanently foreverially delitized? To be foreverially made out of bologna, ham and cheese? to have permanent freverially ketchup and mayo blood, and being ropemumified permanenty with strings of sausage and bologna?
>>7731643
Does anything get cleaned or is it s ticking time bomb for getting sick.
>>7732526
unless its literally mcdonalds with all the timers and shit you will always have that risk because employees ultimately do whatever they are in the mood to do
>>7731966
Old people are the worst
Honey turkey pretty much always
Thing bolonga, it's a good arm workout though
It's a deli there are none
>>7732526
We clean constantly
>>7732615
**thin
Also the one time I had to slice a certain mozzarella it got fucking everywhere but we don't supply that brand anymore
any fat people stories?
>>7732641
>fat old lady strolls up
>asks for chopped herring
>another deli boy cuts it
>she flips the fuck out because he isn't slicing it right
>comes behind the counter
>starts fucking screaming
>we all say she can't be back here and that we will call the police
>"YOU SHOULD CALL THE HERRING POLICE BECAUSE THIS IS A CRIME"
>she leaves
>>7731677
What's in the salad?
>>7732641
>fat family walks up to counter
>they eat everything in site including the little mexican guy that usually works in the back
>they leave
The end
>>7732615
Why old people?
>>7732695
not him but the deli I worked at old people were the worst. They always wanted their meats shaved, but good thing there was a slicer to automatically shave the meat for you. They'd also ask to put paper layers over the cheese so it wouldn't "stick" together. So if they wanted a pound you'd have to usually put 2 pieces of cheese on the paper, fold, repeat until it reached over a pound, then take a rare off of how many pieces of paper you used so they didn't get charged for it, but I never did that shit and always charged them. I also used to always give someone I know a good deal like if they bought something expensive I'd charge them for the least expensive item, usually Bologna or skinless turkey breast.
>>7732903
tare*
>>7732695
They're fucking nuts.
>>7732641
Not OP but I currently work at a deli where a ham planet comes in every single day and orders a 12' sub and a pound of ham
>>7732963
No but that gave me a hearty kek
>>7732962
still too smart for college?
your band will get that record contract, trust me
dude, you work in a deli
not real high on the skills ladder
>>7731643
Whats good in the deli?
>>7731657
Nah dude, not even.
American/European = Japanese 'newhalf' (deducting points because most JAV is censored) > Filipino trannies > any Asian that not Thai > Brazilian > Thai
>>7733020
Everything except weird shit like headcheese
