Anyone else having a burger on this fine Memorial Day?
>>7729151
No I cooked some bad pork sausage for breakfast and now my whole house smells like a we dog and I'm anticipating the possibility of food poisoning. I'm done with meat today. Oatmeal for lunch. Rice for dinner.
>>7729161
Wait a minute. It smelled bad when you cooked it, but you went ahead and ate it anyway?
>>7729172
Mistakes were made.
Cottage cheese? An apple? What the fuck kind of sides are those?
Today I'll be eating Korean BBQ, Falafels, and finish of with some Kebabs. Drink will be Bacardi without Coke
Korean War - lost
Lebanon Crisis - lost
Bay of Pigs Invasion - lost
Vietnam War - lost
Afghanistan - lost
Iraq - lost
>>7729197
I'm not op but there's such a thing as having sides that aren't fried and coated in cheese.
Apple and and cottage are good for you mate jesus just come off of it.
>>7729151
[fade in]
I am a real american.....
fight for the rights of every man.....
>>7729151
>visit parents for Memorial Day
>they tell me I'm cooking everything
>pre-formed, frozen, Wal-Mart burgers
I made some caramelized onions and marinated mushrooms to hide their flavor.
No burger for me today. I went to a bbq on Saturday and another yesterday.
I made creole alfredo sauce to put on some penne and made some fresh corn on the cob to go with it.
>>7729203
today I will be eating eel sause and pie with rice and beans, chorizo some Coq au Vin and borscht with german beer.
ww1 and 2 - fucked up euros
mexican war - stole your shit
Native americans - took your land
gap toothed british - kicked you out
froggies - kicked you the fuck out too
commies - we owned your shit.
>>7730230
>eel sause
american_public_schools.jpg
>>7730231
merica was not built on spelling, just kicking your collective asses.
>>7729151
actually i am but its mcdonalds
im making tacos tonight. first meal in my new place
>>7730273
update on the tacos, they were good
Nah only beer and weed for me, I'm throwing a party to celebrate dead amerifat day.
That plate is so sad. Are you below the poverty line?
>>7730530
cant, got high and ate it. didnt even think to take a picture
>>7730589
Make a drawing of what it looked like. MS Paint that fucker.
>>7730589
I swear to god if you don't post some mother fucking tacos in this thread I will find you.
>>7730616
thank you...sleep well tonight my sweet.
Nah, making a couple kinds of pasta and salad. Comfort food extreme.
don't usually like burgers but this came out pretty good.
>>7730616
How long has it been since mine eyes have been laid upon this gif? Too man years. How time goes by.
>>7730230
So you're going to celebrate some minor victories from decades ago?
Keep dreaming and enjoy your meal fag.
>>7731363
That's the best-looking homemade burger I've seen in a while.
>>7731363
that burger looks like someone threw up while making it. and what the hell is with the size? I'm not an American but unless Americans have been breeding with snakes I don't think you can unhinge your jaw to fit that pile of fat in to your mouth
>>7730194
>visit parents
>they force you to cook for them, even though you are their guest
don't visit your parents again, they are horrible people. if they visit you, force them to cook for you.
>>7729151
i heard "apple" is a great sidedish for a burger
"claps"
>>7730242
To be fair, Canada did burn down our Whitehouse once.
And we never got even.....
>>7732831
>And we never got even.....
that's the same shit you americuks argue about japan.
"they bombed pearl harbor! And we never got even! Never forgive, never forget"
"What atomic bombs?"
>>7732842
>we also made the tsunami and sabotaged their nuclear reactor.
Not to mention all the fat neckbeards we sent to their country to destabilize their culture by introducing aggressive American ideals.
>>7732823
This girl invited me to three-way with her sister and I turned her down saying, "If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I would go visit my parents."
your parents have a horrible child and they won't miss you
