tell us about your most shameful dining experience
I got into a fistfight with my father on his birthday
>>7728141
>13 years old
>enjoying ribs at Tony Roma's, the Applebee's of rib joints
>dinner is over
>waitress brings check with the standard round, cheap peppermint candies
>start sucking on one, when brother makes a joke
>laugh, and inhale the mint
>doesn't go down air pipe, thankfully, but lodges itself flat-side down in my esophagus
>can't get it down no matter how hard I try to swallow
>really fucking painful
>waitress keeps bringing water
>she gets tired of refilling my glass and just leaves a pitcher of water
>get the whole pitcher down and the mint still hasn't made progress
>spend the rest of the night in agony until it works its way down
>20 years later, still won't touch hard candy
>>7728141
>go to mexican restaurant with mom
>waiter comes to table
>she uses a really stereotypical mexican accent
>go to thai restaurant with dad
>waiter comes to table
>he uses a really stereotypical asian accent
>>7728151
you need to beat the shit out of your brother for that offense
>>7728148
tell us about it, faggot
>>7728148
How did it happen?
i ordered a prime rib while on a date and asked the waitress why she gave me a steak
>>7728141
When in Las Vegas the cashier at McDonalds mocked me mercilessly for asking for a large chips.
I used to order my steak well done and I would send it back if it had a race of red. I feel really bad about it now.
>>7728202
how to get your food fucked with by some angry linecook - the post
ordered a "nice" hamburger medium-well.
(my mum taught me that anything under would give me worms)
>>7728198
They don't even sell chips at mcdees.
>>7728198
I bet she was an ape
>>7728718
something smells like worms!
>>7728718
In England we often interchange hot chips with french fries, like Americans calling a fish burger a fish sandwich.
I ordered a medium spiced dish from thai immigrants.
It was more spicy than any of the 'extreme' dishes from the indian locals.
I wasn't able to finish the meal.
>>7728141
>in South Africa at expensive restaurant with a group of about 12 people
>food is great, people chatting together and having a good time
>comes to the end of the night, everyone throws in some cash to cover their end of the bill
>everyone fucks off except for my family and my uncle
>count the cash and everyone has paid for their meals except they didn't pay for the bottled table water as no-one thought it was going to cost anything
>Bill was already tens of thousands of rands and we still owe over a thousand for fucking water
>have to shill out for the 12 or so bottles we had on behalf of everyone else
>mfw paid over £100 for other peoples water
>>7729036
This is why you south africans need the boers
>>7728160
???
>>7729036
I guess that explains this.
>Work in a large Zoo as one of the shop assistants
>Get invited to dinner party by work colleagues
>I was pretty much invited out of pity, there was no way for them to avoid it
>Wanted to show my appreciation
>Decided to make an appetizer for the party
>wanted to do something that shows I understand the work culture, and the in jokes everyone has
>everyones favorite animal at the zoo is a penguin they call 'Papa'
>decide to make an appetiser that references him
>make some cerviche
>cover it in Mayo
>use photoshop to make a picture of a penguin sucking on a penis
>take it to the dinner party
>present the cerviche
>people seem pleasently surprised
>take out the image of the penguin
>'haha he coughed it up after trying to swallow!'
>people staring at me and not laughing
>nobody eats my cerviche
>never invited to a dinner party again
>>7729112
oh no, anon
I wish you the very best in repressing this memory.
>>7729112
your co-workers sound like cunts and you should be glad you don't get invited to their stupid shit anymore.
