How do you third worlders (non-Nordics) who don't use cheese slicers make your cheese slices?
Suppose you want a thin slice like in pic related. Do you just use a knife/wire and end up content with whatever chunky ""slice"" you managed to peel off?
>>7725276
Knife
>>7725276
We aren't effeminate faggots like the Scandis so don't worry about the extra millimetre of cheese going to our thighs.
Now go and prep Tyrone for your wife, Sven.
>>7725282
So you simply don't eat hard cheese because you can't cut them? Or just eat crumbs?
>>7725276
I use a knife, yea. Combined with my skills of not having cerebral palsy or shitty knife handling I am able to provide myself with sufficiently thin & consistent slices. Are Nordic ppl reliant on cheese slicers or something?
>>7725276
ive seen some hipsters use these.
they are pretty fucking garbage unitaskers though
>>7725284
If anything you should eat more dairy!
I visit America semi-regularly and you folk are tiny as shit. Part of it is probably genetics, but lousy food plays a big part.
>>7725276
Britchap here.
We don't use pre-prepared Kraft cheese slices either but If I needed to do that without bullshitting and saying I can cut it with a knife) . . .I would use the slicer section on my box cheese grater.
ps. OP . ... . cucumber sandwiches are not made like this .. .I'm English, if you disagree . . . fight me!
>>7725291
Do they slice cheese without breaking it up? I have bought a couple of different knives made especially for cheese and the slices always stick to the blade and ends up shattering into multiple pieces.
>>7725276
>Do you just use a knife/wire and end up content with whatever chunky ""slice"" you managed to peel off?
Hell yeah, brother
That's the law of nature
>>7725298
cucumbers have a place in diets and improvised sex acts, they aren't good for eating.
>>7725331
Thinly sliced white bread (with no crusts) sliced cool cucumber and a little salt are great for eating, especially on a warm summer afternoon.
It's simple indulgence and is rather good.
>>7725367
I am a bong and it's simplicity is it's strength.
>>7725356
No, cucumbers are watery, and have little taste, and the taste it has is boring. White bread as well is rather boring and the only chance it has to shine is in combination with something more interesting. cucumbers make everything they work with worse.
>>7725276
I don't slice cheese thinly. If you're not making it chunky, it's not a proper dish.
If I NEED thin slices, I buy them pre-sliced.
>>7725385
Get well-aged hard cheese that's bordering on sour
Cucumber helps make it milder
If the sharpest knife in your household cannot slice through the most heavy cure, hardest of cheeses available then you are doing something wrong.
>>7725385
Tzatziki would respectfully disagree.
>>7725385
Perhaps you need to find a new supplier of cucumbers?
I don't normally advocate white bread (except for toast) but it works.
Don't knock it 'til you tried it.
>>7725291
Your and idiot.
>>7725413
Why lie?
I would have much more respect for your opinion, if you had tried something or said you intended to try something.
Telling porkies is not very nice.
I am disappoint.
>>7725443
my aunt has a huge garden where she makes melons and cucumbers and all kinds of shit.
Cucumbers are also extremely common in my culture and I think anyone could make the same claims I've made where I live. It's not that I can't eat cucumbers, I just don't think they add anything, so yeah, I've eaten tons of it.
>>7725451
What about your aunt's big melons again?
>>7725385
I guess you've never had a fresh cucumber directly from the garden.
>>7725459
But I have.
>>7725456
She also has a huge cucumber.
>>7725451
>Cucumbers are also extremely common in my culture and I think anyone could make the same claims I've made where I live
I'm not going to lie and say cucumbers are bursting with flavour but they do have a subtlety that lends itself to certain dishes, . . .the cucumber sandwiches that I have posted is but an induction.
>>7725479
Stahp Anon, I'm trying to concentrate today.
>>7725489
I agree that they have a taste, I just don't agree that it lends itself particularly to much, and is generally heavily outweighed by the fact that it waters down whatever it's supposed to compliment. it's also a super common picky eater go-to, which just makes me annoyed at it.
>>7725331
b-but pickles anon
>>7725539
pickles are good, admittedly.
>>7725539
He's right, you know.
>>7725517
Next time you have a hot curry . .. . eat finely chopped Cucumber, Salt and Yoghurt all mixed up .. . it works.
I am not from the British Cucumber Marketing Board but I wouldn't mention it if I never noticed it.
> this deep into the thread and no one has mention a mandoline slicer.
The deli does it for you. Just don' get too much pre-sliced.
>>7725292
Not sure if visiting gay community or Samoan.
>>7725912
he's nordic. and americans are tiny.
>>7725912
sauce?
>>7725276
with a cheese knife obviously
>>7725884
I just super confused with this whole thread.
Did OP mean one of the deli-style slicers with the spinning rotary blade?
Are americans really small? I don't feel small.
Is it normal for scandos to have one at home?
Do all cucumber sandwiches come with mayo?
Why would anyone sit on a cucumber?
I like cucumber water, but not when cucumber is mixed with other types of juice
>>7725949
>why would anyone sit on a cucumber
I think I can answer that one.
>>7725949
You really don't know why someone would sit on a cucumber?
>>7725930
Gogo Bomango I believe. She's been naked a few times. And there's some porn of course...
>>7725922
I'm only 5'9" but my brothers are 6' and 6'8". Are you visiting the Hmong communities?!
>>7725975
tall chicks are gross, muscular chicks are gross and black chicks are gross.
10/10
>>7725912
I frequent NYC
Most Americans (both swarthy ones and the more European-looking ones) are around 5'9"-5'10" midgets
I'm 6'2" and had the nickname shorty in school because I've always been the shortest kid in class...
>>7726221
You should meet some Mexicans, try walking hunched over or on your knees.
>>7726221
please tell me more about how being 6'2'' matters when you spend the whole day shitposting on 4chan
>>7726304
Do you not know how to read? In the context it matters since it proves a point (anecdotally).
He wasn't implying that there was necessarily an advantage to his height, or phrase it as a brag. Are you very short and very insecure about your height.
>>7725949
Americans are pretty tiny, it felt like going to Lilliput when I visited NYC. Maybe that's why they kill people and ruin things all over the world, they are just insecure.
>>7726381
Damn Skippy, fuck natural resources, we're here to steal your emotional well being!
>>7726381
>NYC
There's your problem, East Coasters are tiny. They don't get enough sun.
>>7726461
I am gollum-tier averse to sun and I'm a 6'1" grill.
>>7726221
I'm American, live in Manhttan, and I'm probably a few hairs over 5'10. Maybe some day you'll be successful enough to be more than an obnoxious tourist, Sven :>)
>>7725324
it's actually really good for slicing your cheese or lunch meat.
or y'know, buy a fuckn slicer.
>>7725949
German here, and I have a slicer like this. It is also to slice bread
>>7726381
>Americans are tiny compared to y'all Europeans!!
If you look at average heights most euro nations are 5'10"-5'11"
America is 5'9"-5'10" wow such a difference
>>7726649
Wow auto correct changed tall to y'all
>>7726654
2 inches can make all the difference
>>7725290
Im not sure if Id say reliant. It's a very simple and cheap tool thats you use almost every single day. I see no real reason not to have it.
>>7726665
Not gonna lie I bet you couldn't even eye it out
>>7726649
Europeans outside of the north are also tiny.
>>7725276
I just shred it
>>7726701
oh i can definitely tell. its almost as big as her whole arm.
>>7726722
Lel now you make the epic dick joke
And still most people can eye that out either I'm 8" and often people will say it's 10" sooo
>>7725385
If you looked at OP's picture you would see that cucumbers are indeed very good to have on your sandwich. You take a piece of Mörkt bröd and then you smear it with some Bregott.
Then you slice some Prästost and finally top the sandwich with sliced gurka. It's delicious
>>7725331
t. fat shit
Actually, the secret to making the cucumber sandwich is to use a moderately thick layer of salted butter to keep the cucumber from dampening the bread. The sandwich itself then has three contrasting textures and three delicate flavours which complement each other in a subtle but rather delightful manner.
>>7726474
>WNBA horse "person" pls go
