Hi anon! Welcome to 'Spergers Burgers! What can I get you today?
>pic related, I am an Iphone non photo rotating sperg lord.
Now who wants tendies?!?
I want 40 chicken nuggets
>>7715416
>tips uniform fedora
And what sauce good sir?
>>7715434
mayonaise please
>>7715421
>Bows, showing uniform katana
And will you be eating that alone in your car sir? May I suggest a fine audiobook?
Deep fried social anxiety with extra crippling p-please.
>>7715437
>Winks knowingly
Excellent choice senpai
>>7715450
>Hands you a paper fedora much like a Burger King crown
Will this help, anon?
>>7715445
just give me the damn burgers
>>7715470
y-y-yes sir
>>7715404
Woman! WOMAN!
aspargers makes my urine smell
>>7715499
>Points to waifu pillow (my
manager)
Yes anon, this is what an ideal woman looks like. No stop glaring at her and treat her with the respect she deserves or I shall cut you down
>>7715502
>Nods and smirks
Urine tends to be a prevailing smell in here, we know. What can I get for you?
>Barges in, elbowing my to the front of the line amid loud protests
Hey, yeah bud, lemme uh, lemme get the most phallic thing you got on the menu. And lemme get two of it. Diet coke. Stay loose.
>>7715404
Gimme a krabby patty, sriracha ranch on the side.
>>7715807
>Looks at the ground, mumbling
Sorry sir, we dont't serve /fit here... company policy...
>>7715818
> clapping hands together like a fat sjw
One sous vide patty coming RIGHT up!
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>>7715850
Listen here Mr. 1950's diner short order man, we don't talk like that round these parts. Y'here, boy?
>>7715404
I'll take some 'za and a pocket full of spaghetti
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>>7715861
>Bows formally
Would you like a generic ziploc bag for that sketti?
Why are you talking to me?
Why is it called "Soup of the Day" when it's more of a stew? And is it authentic Irish?
>>7715866
I've seen this picture for years, and I still don't get it.
Is it implying that normal people can't understand autistic levels of precision, or that autistic people can't understand specific directions?
>>7715850
Why do I have this feeling that you can actually get this at In-N-Out?
>>7716028
> Grunts and laughs under breath
The soup D'JOUR, sir, is soup. What is this stew you speak of?
I would like a hamburger pls
with exactly 1.5 slices of cheese
two 3.14oz patties
and one pickle cut into six pieces
>>7716122
>tips fedora deeply
a fine choice my good man, fine choice indeed
>this /b/-tier thread
Enjoy your b&, OP.
>>7715404
let me have a double sperg burg with extra shame and a side loneliness.
>>7716338
>he says posting a memegenerator image
Self awareness comes later for some than others
>>7716035
autists are extremely specific with things
they also are socially disabled and tend to mumble
that's all it is
think of the joke as being a restaurant "by autists for autists"
Well, I would like three hot and spicy fried chicken sandwiches with no mayo, pickle, lettuce, or anything really, but add bacon. Make it a large combo with a coke and criss-cut fries.
Oh, and add in some ketchup packets.
Then I want a twelve piece chicken nugget- no sauce. Annnnd... a slice of oreo cheesecake.
Okay, I think that's all! thank you.
>>7716040
Double Triple Bossy Deluxe:
Double Triple = 6 patties, Bossy = all-beef, Deluxe = everything on it.
On a raft:
Toast in place of burger buns.
4x4:
Previous 6 patties x 4 = 24 total patties, with another 24 slices of cheese.
Animal style:
Patties cooked in mustard, 24 layers of everything.
Extra shingles:
Extra toast, 2 per layer, 14 total.
With a shimmy:
Jelly spread on toast.
And a squeeze:
Orange juice to drink.
Light axle grease:
Light butter on the toast.
Make it cry:
Extra onions.
Burn it:
Patties are well-done.
Let it swim:
Extra special sauce.
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>>7717846
No u
>>7715404
wow, great pun, original, heres ur (u)
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
