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more like gay poupon
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>>7714658
That commie is a commis!
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>>7714658
Q. How do you get a gay man to sleep with your mother?
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>>7714658
Pico de gallo?
More like pico de GAYO hhaaahhahahuauu
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New York pizza? More like JEW York pizza huehuehuehuehuehuehue
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Have any of you ever done any food based comedy?
My local grocery store is hosting an open mic. I am going along and have a few Oreo based jokes prepared (I am going in as 'Mr Oreo'. I have a few good ideas even though I lack confident. Do you guys have any experience? What kind of jokes do you like?
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So a man comes early from his job at the pickle factory and his wife asks him what's up.

He says I'm a bit embarrassed and ashamed to tell you this but for the last three months I have been putting my dick in the pickle slicer during my lunch break and they caught me today and they fired me.

What did they do with that pickle slicer, asks his wife a little shocked by this news.

Oh, they fired her, too, replied the man.
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>>7714658
I can just imagine trying to be friendly and asking a frenchman what Grey Poupon means. He'll just turn his nose up then shrug his shoulders of course. Le sigh.
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>>7715251
It means grey newborn baby

Yes, I'm serious
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>>7715243

i actually laughed
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>>7714658
Thats not a joke
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>>7715284

i chuckled desu
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>>7715243
heh
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>>7715243
Thanks dad
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