What should I cook for my boyfriend tonight? I'm at his place so it has to be something where i won't make too much of a mess.
>>7714567
What kind of foods does he like?
>>7714571
Spicy stuff. He doesn't really dislike anything
How about you kill yourself and serve sandwiches at your funeral? Everybody loves sandwiches.
Take a huge dump right in the center of his kitchen floor and when he comes home sit in front of it on all fours with a really proud look on your face. Then after he congratulated you rub your face against his crotch area, wait impatiently for him to take his cock out. When he does immediately stick it down your throat as far as you can and start moving your head like a maniac until he finally cums deep down your throat.
>>7714578
>le ebin cuck meme XDD!!!!¡¡!!11!!¡1
Cook him a nice serving of fish taco with some pink pie as dessert.
>>7714588
>Le Kevin boyfriend meme!!
Kill yourself.
I thought this board was different than the rest
>>7714606
It used to be
Can't go wrong with pasta, really
>>7714606
>Translation: I thought this board was going to fill my daily attention whoring quota
McFucking kill yourself with a small fries on the side
>>7714626
I have to go shopping, he doesn't have shit
>>7714567
tossed lad'
>>7714636
Well, that does make giving suggestions easier. If you want to go the spicy route, there are many options... you could make a spicy barbecue sauce for ribs or chicken, spicy soups, sandwiches with a spicy mayo... shit, even a basic salad with a sriracha vinaigrette...
>>7714652
You use an apostrophe where the letters were taken out, so it would be 'lad
>>7714654
How long does it take to make ribs?
>>7714567
Is it spring where you are? The warmer weather has really started to make me want some bourbon + sweet tea. Something comfortable and light to go with it like a pan-roasted chicken and salad would be perfect.
In return, I want to ask about something: Do girls really like when a guy cooks a meal with a lot of pretension? I know there are times when mac and cheese on the couch is more ideal, but I'm curious as to whether a girl I don't know too well would enjoy really good presentation to a really relaxed one.
>>7714668
Mhm, it's a very warm spring day today! I want to avoid using the oven because the apartment is hot, so stovetop would be ideal.
In my opinion, it's nice to see a guy put lots of effort into cooking for me. It's incredibly endearing! You can still put lots of effort into a meal, and have a relaxed environment too!
>>7714666
Depends how you do them. Some people steam them, sauce them, oven bake them. That's a bit of a shortcut route, but acceptable. On a barbecue, you can throw them on and sauce as they cook... ribs really don't take too long, but I find them better going low and slow with the heat. You're looking at a couple hours, start to finish, at the most. Forty-five minutes at least.
>>7714685
Off yourself
>>7714696
Literally worthless if you're not brining for 24h, applying generous dry rub, then smoking for another 24h
>>7714704
Well, considering she wants to make dinner for her boyfriend TODAY, that's obviously out of the question.
>>7714685
I guess it would have been better to say pan-fried. Sear, then turn heat down to medium w/ some butter, herbs, etc.
And thanks for the tip, good luck
>>7714702
I'm already dead inside, anon!
>>7714726
Thanks!
>>7714567
Steak
>>7714584
THIS
>>7714567
I'm making my husband some vegetable curry tonight. Curry is his favorite and I haven't met a man yet who doesn't like curry.
>>7714736
For future reference, what type of person is your boyfriend? If he's also a weeb like you (And a surprisingly little amount of /ck/ posters, years ago), then you could always go with a spicy Japanese curry.
If your boyfriend doesn't cook often or whatever, you can in addition make extra to store in the fridge so that he can heat it up to eat later. This might be a bit double-edged, however. Some people will eat the food and think of their girlfriend, deepening the relationship, some will just think that you are overbearing or "like a mom".
Cooking for someone else can be interesting; While it's still about good food, psychology and situation plays a large part. Or, well, you can always just serve whatever you like to eat, and hope it hits the right spot.
Good luck.
>>7714567
something presentable. then give him a blowjob underneath the table. but only if you're a good girl. if you're not into that kind of thing its fine, but sometimes shy girls need a push.
spinach tagliatelle with grated cheese, pine nuts and arugula
>>7714805
shut the fuck up
>>7714578
>>7714800
He's taken my leftovers to work before! It's a bit too warm for curry here, thanks for advice~
>>7714815
It's good advice.
>>7714805
I'm going to greet him with a blow job when he comes home, don't worry anon~
>>7714835
Oh I'm sure you would and all. I just mostly meant as an accompaniment to the meal. since you came here to get info on what to make its obvious you want to leave some kind of good impression. so the suggestion was basically to make whatever you like as long as it looks good on the plate, and make the sexual favor part of the meal.
>>7714839
Oh. I see what you mean. I should do something during the meal too.
I will save the BJ for under the table, when he comes home I will greet him with anal. *choke choke cough* an ale.. sorry.. I will greet him with an ale.
>>7714864
stop
>>7714864
we don't even do anal!
>>7714584
>>7714584
Stop trying so hard, just fuck him and have him order take out. We literally expect nothing from you.
>>7716027
Samefag, not to mention if you fuck up the meal, we have to pretend to like it, when we could of been fucked and ordered a pizza. You are gambling his dinner with no reward for him.
>>7714864
Currybro here, forget what I said and actually just neck yourself
