>>7713674
Buy some Imodium from the pharmacy you won't shit for days

>Take frequent, small sips of water and small bites of salty crackers.

>Avoid spicy foods, fruits, alcohol, and caffeine until 48 hours after all symptoms have disappeared.
>Avoid chewing gum that contains sorbitol.
>Avoid milk for 3 days after symptoms disappear. You can eat cheese or yogurt with probiotics.

It's not much, but it shoul help a little.

>>7713680
thanks senpai

no food from now until you are off the train

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loperamide

>>7713674
I suggest shoving a buttplug up your ass for your train journey.

>>7713674
Why you eat shit? We know you are full of shit, you think you big shit like 2 girls, 1 cup kind of shit?

>do something "work related" for 20 hours straight
>drinking beer the entire time
>finish late at night after consuming about a gallon an a half of lager
>sleep for a few hours
>wake up at morning and order 14 dollars worth of breakfast burritos
>small nap, water, small nap, water
>shit every 3 hours
>has the texture of water and turd-meringue
>by the end of the day I have to psych myself up to use the toilet because it hurts my anus so much
>feels not so much like a shit, but like a spike covered speculum tearing me open
>kinda like my asshole was doing squats for 24 hours under a whip
>ate a whole pizza the next day and still haven't pooped out of shear terror

this doesn't really have a point I just wanted to tell you about my incredible fucking journey

uh, wear a diaper OP? tell everyone who asks it's your fetish so they stay away from you if you do shit yourself.

>>7714141
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>>7714085

>I ate some shit yesterday
Why do you do this

>inb4 literal shitposting