/ck/ I may have fucked up.
My roommate is a swedefag and made a bunch of semla buns covered to rise. I ate one of them raw about an hour ago and I'm experiencing a lot of stomach discomfort. Am I gonna die?
>>7713090
yah
>>7713090
yes
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>>7713090
Yes.
Har har, is there anything I can do to fix the stomach cramps tho?
I feel like I ate a fucking bag of cement
>>7713115
Eat another one.
>>7713115
Drink some boiling water to kill the yeast growing inside you. was the bun good at least?
I just puked it up and it came out one mass, in a tube shape.
>>7713090
>I ate one of them raw about an hour ago
Fucking animal.
>>7713355
Alright, Hamilton!
>>7713377
>fucking animal.
My roommate said those exact words. Is that you Nora?
>>7713090
Delete system 32
>>7713115
Nigga just eat some raisins, you're probably constipated.
>>7713389
You love that movie, don't you? How many stills do you have from it?
>>7713090
It's just the yeast producing gas in your stomach/intestines. Similar to what happens when you eat beans, or if you drink unpasteurized beverages.
You might get diarrhea and it'll be uncomfortable, but you'll be okay.
>>7713472
>unpasteurized beverages
unpasteurized fermented beverages*
four star thread
>>7713453
I did a quick GIS and found that one. It is my first. Evidently, someone else on the board enjoyed Fast Time at Ridgemont High.
>>7713090
Shit nigger, that is how king adolf fredrick died.
Semlor are serious fucking business.
>>7713355
kek
>>7713472
Right. I've eaten raw buns before but this was admittedly pretty big one.
Roommate won't talk to me anymore.
>>7713506
Were you gonna hit that?
>>7713090
how fucking fat are you
>>7713593
go back and eat more of those dough balls, fuccboi
>>7713090
Yes but if i were you i'd kill myself with a gun to avoid painful suffering you're about to experience.
>>7713090
No. You might be shitting a lot from the yeast.
Does anyone actually like semla buns? It's one of those you get by your grandmother and it's ok but you'd rather eat something else
>>7713090
>Eating raw dough
Your intestines gonna burst mate.
>>7714065
No, That's why they are heavily spiced with cardamon and slathered in whipped cream and almond paste
>>7714065
I like them, but cinnamon buns are obviously better. They fall into the same category (pulla) for me though, so I'd say I love buns in general.
>>7713090
Congratulations, you are now pregnant.
>>7714175
>Nordics put cardamom into their cinnamon buns
You guys are weird.
