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What is the most unhealthy meal you ever had? For me it has
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What is the most unhealthy meal you ever had?

For me it has to be about your average cereal bowl filled maybe 80% to the top with canoli filling.
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>>7712623
>What is the most unhealthy meal you ever had?


>insert obligitory yo mamma joke
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tortillas in the oven with ~1lb cheddar and half a pound of pepperoni rolled up and dipped in the grease that runs off.
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>>7712623
>king rib
>3 fried eggs
>sausage links
>chips
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>>7712674
Jack!?

>>7712623
It was this baked animal skin, baked in the oven, drowned in cream and butter plus a bit of flour and intestines, with cheese melted ontop. The french are sick fucks with some dishes, especially when they make fun of American food, they were eating up like no tomorrow.
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probably when I ate most of an entire pizza from this new york style pizza place in washington state. the pizza was fucking gigantic. had to be at least 22 inches
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>>7712623
>Shit ton of barbecue, enough for 8 people
Enough tried squid for 4 people
Gigant barbecue cheese
Gigant order of fries
Salad
Soda
Shared between me, my dad, my aunt and my cousin, we ate so much I woke up two hours after going to sleep to shit and vomit and rolled around in pain all night, I think I what 7 times the next day
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>>7712779
>king rib
SAVAGE
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>>7712811
Squid is high cholesterol, gives you the shits real bad if you eat too much.
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>>7712633
i don't get it....
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>>7712792

No, but this jack guy sounds like he has good taste
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>>7712623
i regularly eat whole costco pizzas in a day.
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>>7712848
Jesus, how fat are you?
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Entire tub of ice cream for breakfast when I was 11.

I had the runs that whole day.

Considering how fat I would get/stay for the next 15 years, it wasn't worth it.
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I was poor and super hungry so I cooked an entire pound of dried pasta and mixed through half a jar of peanut butter, some soy sauce, sesame oil and sriracha to try to make some sort of satay pasta dish thing and suffice to say it tasted okay but I ate the whole thing and there was no way it wasn't a billion calories
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>>7712843
Shut the fuck up.
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>>7712848
>>7712854
A whole pizza(12 to 16 inch) in a day isn't that bad.

Provided that's all you eat anyway, rarely I'll pick up a little caesars pizza and munch on that throughout the day.
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>>7712623
Either 2 bowls of cinnamon toast crunch with liquid peanut butter shell and whipped cream, or 50 wings from Hooters with 6 tall boys of PBR.
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>>7712854

120-125lbs.


i just know how to manage my calories and exercise.
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>>7712900
^ oh and 5'6" female.
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>>7712882
>50 wings
thats barely an accomplishment
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>>7712623
Its a tie between a quart of ice cream, homemade mac and cheese, and a party size bag of cips
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2 Double cheeseburgers
1 Fillet-o-fish
12 Chicken nuggets
2 Large fries
2 Large cokes
2 Banana pies

When i was a student in china.
It was mid-terms, girlfriend just left me, drank a whole bottle of whine after that puked everything up.
Passed out in my bathroom, woke up dehydrated and disgusted of any food for i forgot how long.
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Polish sausage topped with sriracha bacon on a buttered french roll with bacon mac and cheese on that.

Also dumped the broken chips and crumbs from the bag into a bowl and filled it with the rest of the nacho cheese and ate it with a spoon.
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Three words: Ketchup dorito sandwich.
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>>7712792
Who is jack
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>>7712914
L O N D O N
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>>7712957

the king of /ck/?
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>>7712964
I'm new here. Backstory?
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>>7712969

first guy that post his channel below this line is a faggot


_______
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>>7712969


lurk moar.

cooking with jack, check out any cringe thread.
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>>7712969
Fuck yourself and never come back
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>>7712990
Fuck you, you just let one more newfag onto this board. It is even more shit now, hang yourself
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>>7712998
because a male that small is sad, a female that size is normal.

it was relevant.
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>>7712990

you're totally below the line, senpai
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>>7712986
Oh my god, you sound like the fucking douchebags at my grad school, "HURR IF U DO THIS UR GAY"
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>>7713008
Yeah, but it would've been relevant only if the height and weight were in the same post
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>>7713008
>it was relevant.


relevant how? unless you are suggesting we cook and eat males under 5'6" to thin the hurd?
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>>7713025
Maybe she just forgot to add it, now fucking lay off her faggot.
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>>7713031
nigga wat i've only made that one post
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>>7713031

*tips*
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>>7713043
>only made that one post


great, keep it that way.
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>>7712958
The fuck is this.
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>>7713062

it goes on your dome so you can't wiggle while I play with your ticklie parts.
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>>7713061
you dont own me
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>>7713031
this.
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>>7713074

sweetie, it's gonna be fun trust me >>7712958
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>>7713110
Can't it be a normal collar instead?
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who would have thought a cumdumpster posting that she's a girl would turn into this
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>>7713149
I thought you said you were serious this time?
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>>7713069
I still can't imagine how this contraption works. Do you have other pictures?
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>>7712792
>baked animal skin, baked in the oven, drowned in cream and butter plus a bit of flour and intestines
weren't these fritons or grattons ? both are the absolute bomb and probably among the most unhealthy stuff you can find
I love my country's food
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>>7713197

I would be easier if I showed you. give kik nao.,
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6 Deep fried sausages with 4 fried eggs, fried potatoes, a loaf of bread and a jumbo size chocolate bar in one sitting. I was drunk as fuck.
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>>7713159
Anybody familiar with 4chan.
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as a kid I had fruit loops mixed with some limited edition Incredible Hulk chocolate syrup.

[spoiler]it was worth it[/spoiler]
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>>7712623
When I was in highschool and my parents weren't home I made myself dinner.
It was a pita pocket filled with buffalo chips covered in blue cheese dressing.
I felt great shame after consuming that.
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>>7713165
Serious as in professional. I can't wear that spike thing to work.
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>>7713241
It's weird that would blame her for posting something so innocuous, and not the dozen people shitposting about it for half an hour.
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>>7713272

Fuck off cunt you've had enough attention for today.
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>>7713272

>I'm a grill, tehe
>30 minutes of orbiting
>jeeze you silly boys, why are you posting about me ~~^_^
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>>7713278

Why are you so rude to me? Just because I'm a woman you can't treat me like trash. I bet you're a disgusting permavirgin.
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pic related and 100 chicken nuggets
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>>7713263

baby, I'll respect you on the street but in the bedroom obedience is manadory
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>>7713286
>Just because I'm a woman

inpending shit storm
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>>7713278
Stop getting mad on the Internet.
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I'm a black male. AMA.
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>>7712969
I thought I was new to this board.
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From the age of 9 until I was 15, I consistently ate two cans of black olives and a two liter of Pepsi every day.

Also, I ate canned oysters mixed with cottage cheese.
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>>7713295
i'll take the job
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>>7713322

how many times have wite people called you the N word where you got fighting mad enough to get your ass kicked?
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>>7712969

Once upon a time there was a fucking newfag, everyone was disgusted by his presence so he fucked the fuck off to wherever he came from.

The end.
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>>7713336

About 5 times, luckily I always beat the shit out of them beta whitebois. Crackas are so weak it's not even fair.
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>>7713336
Never. I don't care about the nigger word.
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>>7713332
What the fuck
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>>7713352

Please stop impersonating me, you are not black.
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>>7713329

Nah I'll stay here and make you mad with my feminine presence. Deal with it!
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>>7713360
>inb4 photoshop
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>>7713008
>being this insecure
>"I-I don't want my 4chan buddies to bully me"
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>>7713027
[spoiler]we don't?[/spoiler]
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>>7713348
>Crackas


being an actual black male I know you're full of shit with your fake ebonics and NO bother has ever said "crackas" in the last two hundred years.
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>>7713031
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>>7713372

Nice paint edit there mofo.
Black guy here refer your questions to me
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>>7713332
it may not be the least healthy, but this is the oddest to me.
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>>7713382

>Cumskin poses as black

I'm not your brother pal since I can detect your fancy cracka writing.

Black bros ww@?
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>>7713333

nice quads, however there is a stringent and taxing application process before one can be considered for this illustrious position. Are you prepared to endure and give yourself to this type of challenge?
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Gay jew nigger girl here AMA anything.
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>>7713398

I get it, you would like to propagate the stereotype that black people in general are ignorant and incapable of speaking like the president of the mother fucking US, right?
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>>7713416

No. I'm just bored. Fuck off with your Malcolm X shit nigger.
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>>7713411
>Gay
> jew
> nigger
>girl

trying too hard.
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>>7713402
sure, provided avocados aren't involved.
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>>7713416
>being this triggered
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>>7713419
>Malcolm X

Even as a fake black man, do you even know what the nation of islam did for civil rights in their history of peaceful movement?
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>this thread
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>>7713424
>avocados

I'm not judging, this will be a totally judgement free zone but you must have been with some sick fucks.
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>>7713435

>Nation of Islam

HOLD THE FUCK UP

R U TELLIN ME

THAT WE WUZ

WE WUZ

BEN LADEN AND SHIET???
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>>7713435
>malcolmn x
>islam
>peaceful civil rights movement
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>>7713448
No, I'm just allergic to avocados
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>>7713455

yep, we da OG BIN panthers...same shit different time....but we won.
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>>7713468
you're a panther?
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>>7713468

Damn right brother

we killed a lot of white niggaz back in 2001, best day of my life
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>>7713462

NUMBER ONE...you gotta tell me shit like that.

srs'ly I'm going to keep you safe. To that end, you have to decide on your safe word? If you feel uncomfortable or dizzy and/or you just want to stop whatever is happening you say thing word you pick and it stops.
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>>7713031
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>>7713031

Ummm BACK THE FUCK OFF???!!!!

She's already been claimed go find yourself a fine lady or face the consequences
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>>7713473
no, but I may or may not have known and/or otherwise been associated with in a communal dwelling which I never claimed residence to with unknown persons who could be related to me without my direct knowledge, hypothetically speaking.
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>>7712957
>>7712964
>>7712969
Samefag, fuck off.
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What the fuck happened to this thread
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>>7713507

nope I was the one in the middle of you samefag detect fail but not the other two. You must now leave the all the chins for the rest of your existance.
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>>7713510

Black panthers have expropriated this thread from undeserving cracka hands. Now fuck off before I make a rap song about your small manhood.
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>>7713482
I think albondigas will be my safe word
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>>7713286
>Just because I'm a woman you can't treat me like trash

We actually could. But that's not why we're doing it. Women on here have the need to call out "hey I'm a grill btw :D" in every fucking thread they're in because they know its guaranteed replies. We are treating you like trash just like we would any tripfag. Its because you're being attention whores on an anonymous website.

I'm also aware there's a high percentage you're a shitposting male teenager, but I'll say this just on the off chance.
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>>7713519

although this is true, in the spirit of peace, solidarity and brotherhood we will now have a black panther cooking thread. Soul food general.
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>>7712623
I once ate a bowl of italian meringue by myself.
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>>7713529

you shouldn't culturally appropriate things like stoves, pots/pans, electricity, internet, agriculture, etc.
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>>7713523
>albondigas
Not taking an thing away from you, it just seems to me that it might be a little complicated to utter in a bind, how the fuck do you even say that in a full cradle with a ball gauge?
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>>7713526

I totally agree with this fellow anon. We are anonymous, we do not forgive and we do not forget.
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>>7713542

I can suck a fat cock and whistle La Marseillaise I can handle it big boy
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>>7713533

I agree, yet soul food was developed from the scraps of the oppressors and meager means for which those left to their own devices were able to scratch from the earth for substance. to which I give you black eyed peas and corn bread.
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>>7713533

I'll culturally appropriate (and enrich) your mom, your sister and your dawg if you ever talk to me like that again whiteboi.
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>>7713549
dont you impersonate me

>>7713542
carefully
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>>7713554

Better than eating dirt and other African tribes. You're welcome.
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>>7713560

>You're welcome

I didn't say thanks bitch nigga. Now fuck off
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>>7713549

I see you are familiar with some more advanced techniques, I’m sorry I doubted you. what is your comfort with hog tied hanging dog and an electric butt plug?
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>>7713570
>>7713556

I've been duped by some neck breather impersonateing my conquest.
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Hard to answer desu. I'm a pro at making incredibly calorie dense dishes.

The worst I can think of was probably my home made rice crispy cakes.

>6 large bars of white chocolate
>entire box of rice crispies
>chunk of butter
>double cream
>small splash of baileys chocolate mint irish cream
>golden syrup
>sugar
>raisins
>entire bag of shredded almonds
>2 entire tubs of glazed cherries
>salted pistachio nuts

Made me about 50 good sized cakes. Ate them all in 2 days, moreish as fuck.
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>>7713519
o lawdy
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When I used to get stoned I would bake a pan of fudge brownies and use like half a pan, cover it in waaay too much fucking ice cream and then pour over a full saucepan of my home made hot chocolate fudge and sprinkle with crushed nuts.

The recipe for the saucepan of fudge had a day's worth of calories alone.
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>>7713575

excuse me sir but that in no way could be considered soul food, I'm going to have to very nicely ask you to leave, please.
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>>7713575
I wanna take a portioned bag of 8 individually wrapped krispy monstrosities and go for a 3 day hike with only them to eat and water.
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McD chicken nuggers and milkshakes until I could eat no more. Was the only meal I had that day so I was pretty hungry, too.
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>>7713595

is this some kind of way to get in touch with your inner gay?
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>>7713611
I wanna fall in love with upper new york state the way others have with Ohio.
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my friend and i got high and metro'd into D.C. and ate a ton of shitty bar food (onion rings, chili cheese fries, jalepeno poppers, chicken tenders, etc.)

another time we finished an entire pizza each in silence while just staring at one another

i only eat badly when im high or when i want chili real bad
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>>7713618

are you suggesting ohio is gayer than upstate NY?
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>>7713619
>another time we finished an entire pizza each in silence while just staring at one another

oh my god, are you fucking serious? an ENTIRE pizza each??????
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>>7713626
i dont usually eat 5x the normal serving size sorry im not a landwhale ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>7713634
I've seen my stick thin 13 year old nephew devour an entire pizza with ease you absolute pussy

are you 5'1?
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>>7713638
im 5'4'' and 104 lbs
what can i even say to that? i get stomach aches after eating more than two slices because my stomach isnt fucking gigantic?
how big are the pizzas where you're from? an extra large pizza here is pretty fucking big.
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>>7713643
are you a femanon or a midget?
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>>7713647
a femanon
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>>7713625
Loving your state isn't a gendered thing.
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>>7713650
why the fuck didn't you say this to start with

it's a bit different when you're a 100 pound female
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>>7713650
london?
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>>7713657
you shut the fuck up, she's already mine
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>>7713619
>>7713634


Yes we all remember when you bitches posted your pizza pigout.
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>>7713653
because when you start with "im a girl" on 4chan people just respond saying youre looking for attention
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>>7713659
bakc the fuck off!?!?
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>>7713661
yeah but it's relevant context in this case

look, who do you choose? me or >>7713657
>>7713663

this clown?
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>>7713661
Then write i'm a midget
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>>7713659

fuck you manwhore, they like nice guies.
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>>7713660
i cant decide if im the one opening her throat to chug soda or the one opening a bottle of ranch to use god knows how
>>7713664
its been you since day one bb
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>>7713665

>midget

they don't like that shit, I dated a "little person" when I was 15, she was good people.
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>>7713671
>its been you since day one bb
I knew it.

>>7713664
You can go ahead and fuck off.
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>>7713675
>anon getting internet jealous and pretending she replied to him

cute
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>>7713673
>they don't like that shit
and I don't like when people say my dick is too fat, but I got over it and so should midgets.
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>>7713671

yes, I understand your confusion but what most people fail to see is the skinny guy at the sink who is all up in both of them.
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>>7713681
yes but what about the two manatee shaped magnets on the fridge?
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>>7713679

while I still find sympathy for you mutated junk it is unkind to dwell on the plight of others of which they have no control over
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>>7713687
Dwell? Referring to them isn't dwelling. You're dwelling? I was prepared to move on, you got out the nails and started building a dwelling.
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>>7713683

I don't understand the significance
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>>7713689

you have moved past dwelling and built you own city of interolerance on a mountian of ignorance.
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this forum is so racist. fucking disgusting white trash fucks
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>>7713695
and you've deep bored the earth down to the molten core and built an underground midgetopia approximately the size of new zealand's square mileage length and width wise.
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>>7713708
>new zealand

that's like a huge land mass, I not sure it's in keeping with your midget joke, there are far smaller islands that might have been funny.
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>>7713711
>just because they're small that means they need to live in a small place too
It's a midgetopia and it can be as big or small as they like.
Who's the bigot now, bigot.
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>>7713704

just for science, what triggered you?
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>>7713713

I'm just saying, like the island of man or Tristan da Cunha would have been a better joke.
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>>7713721
Midgets and their underground societies aren't a joking matter.
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>>7713495
Yeah she has. BY ME. FUCK OFF TOOLS WE'RE OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE.

*Protects her fiercely with my eyes shining*
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>>7713715
>for science

xD
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probably my hamburger mac and cheese.

it's so massively caloric. one cup is probably 500 calories.
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>>7713727
kek
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>>7713786
how tasty is this
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>>7713808
Looks like a slightly better hamburger helper so I imagine passable
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>>7713727

I only know about this stuff because one of my best friends was deathly afraid of little people which set me out on a mission to troll him with his biggest fear. After years and years of hiring little poeple to randomly show and freak him out (yes there are little people strippers and esscorts for hire). I found myself with a greater understanding of their ways.
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>>7713786

>don’t mind me here, I’ll just take two things that could be good on their own and ass rape them with the fat end of a garden stick until the cry for mercy so I can shove it in even further.
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>>7712623
Probably has to be a bowl just filled with meat and cheese.
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kek this fucking thread
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>>7712623
A 2-pound bag of kruidnoten. Literally pic related.
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>>7712623

a big bowl of cooked loose greasy hamburger mixed with grated cheddar and some mustard on top
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I got nothing in what people have posted, instead of eating one huge shitty meal, I tend to make small bad decisions (like sometimes I throw oreos in a bowl of milk and eat it with a spoon like cereal)

Special mention to my sister though: during our holiday in the Philippines we went to a "traditional" restaurant and my mum would order a bunch of dishes and we'd just pick from there.

My sister had crispy pata (deep fried pork leg/trotters or knuckle) at the same time with crispy tenga (deep friend pork ears). Makes me sick thinking about it now
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A full bag of these and a pint of chocolate milk.
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Probably this, it's called a Zinger Mountain Melt, it's fries, cheese, bacon bits, scallions, and zingers, which are chicken tenders thrown in buffalo or bbq sauce.
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>>7713786

5/5 would eat
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>>7712623
God, I was such a fat fuck leading up to my college days. I think I actually got healthier in college, compared to the shit I used to do before.
>large pizzas from my favorite pizzeria were the norm for me
>if I was really hungry, I would order a large meatball sub as well
>once I ordered and ate a "family size", which was a 20'" pizza
>used to come home from school and make s'mores in my microwave for a snack. I made 4, each one containing half a chocolate bar.
>used to eat an entire box of cereal while watching Saturday morning cartoons
>after I got my drivers' license, my go-to snack for lounging around was to pick up a half gallon of milk and an entire bag of cookies and watch a movie or something
>when my parents weren't home, I used to make waffle sundaes consisting of two eggo waffles as a base (usually in a big cereal/salad bowl) with fucktons of ice cream, hot fudge, cookies and whipped cream on top

I've gotten much healthier in the last 10 years of my life, but goddamn. The worst part is, I could still easily do all of this shit, I've just developed the willpower not to.
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party pizza with pizza rolls on top, then another party pizza flipped upside down on top of it

ate it with a fork like a cake since it was just grease and sauce after it came out the microwave
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This is the most autistic fucking thread I've ever seen, bar none.
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chicken with a near-full bottle of teriyaki sauce
thankfully, i didn't eat it for more than a second.
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>>7714841
I don't think you know what that word means, anon.
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>>7714807
Sorry but I have to ask.. How much did you weigh at your highest? I can't wrap my head around how anyone could eat that much and I've been overweight most part of my life.
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>>7712841
He drank a gallon of yo mama's stank vagina juice.
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I ate 5 of these hotdogs cold straight out of the jar watching youtube videos drunk. Then I drank some of the hotdog water (brine).
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A pizza, can of Pringles, four cans of Full Throttle, most of a 12-pack of Game Fuel, and a couple McDoubles/fries not pictured. I'm 5'10" and and about 145 lbs.
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>>7715275
how is going down on my mom an insult?

if anything he just dissed himself.
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>>7715867
whoops
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>>7715871

bringing back the halo 2 lan memories
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>>7715867
but are you male or female?
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>>7715888
>gamerfuel
male
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Three footlong Meatball Marinara subs from Subway, in one sitting.

Even if it isn't actually the unhealthiest meal I've had, I probably could've died from the irony alone.
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>>7713027
Fuck off nigger, you know all the manlet memes
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>>7715289
Where are these from? I have never seen canned hot dogs before.
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>>7712623
I ate at KFC once and underrestimated the size of a bucket.
I felt guilty for enjoying it.
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>>7715260
At my highest, probably about 270, but I'm also 6' 3". You do realize your weight has very little to do with how much you can eat, right? Being fat does not give you a higher capacity for food.

>>7716227
How, exactly, is eating three footlong subs "ironic"?
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once I took an almost empty jar of nutella, filled it with sweetened condensed milk, maple syrup and liquified bakers' chocolate and drank it. that was probably worst meal
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>>7713840
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>>7715868
c-cause y'know, It's yo mama dog! She raised you and shit.

You make for a terrible black person, anon.
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>>7712623
a 12 pack of beer
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>>7717392
You are retarded, being larger impacts your BMR which has a direct impact on hunger levels
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>>7717533
>the most unhealthy thing I've ever drank was hoppy water. My usual diet has been coconut milk and activated almonds since birth

Whatever faggot
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I've had few pretty embarrassing pig outs

>30 beers
>a gyro, a large Greek salad, and a whole Pizza
>a party size bag of cheetos, 12 tall cans of PBR, and a 40oz bottle of malt liquor
>ate out two chicks, then we got super stoned and ate 36 donuts and killed a handle of vodka mixed with 4.5 liters of mango jarritos
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>>7713679
Why is this little guy always so mad?
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>>7713959
Are these dog biscuits?
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I've had this more than once

Sonic foot long chili dog, with a large(foot long)tray of chili cheese tots washed down with a small chocolate malt
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>>7717549
Are you an alcoholic? That's not what he said, that's not what he was responding to, and you sound angry and confused.
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I just ran the calories for >>7717733

2480
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>>7717549
That's 1848 calories of beer man, at least
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>>7717549
didn't mean to trigger you
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>>7712874
It's at least 3500-4000 calories, which is way more than anyone who isn't a professional athlete needs.
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A vegan sausage. Ingredient list read like gutter oil mixed with monsanto refuse crammed into a plastic tube.
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>>7712623
I just ate like 10 oreos smothered in peanut butter it was pretty gnarly. Craziest thing I've ever eaten was a Roast Beef sandwhich with Doritos crushed inside.
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>>7717762
I eat that much daily.. I'm no athlete. Im active, but most of its my metabolism. I just eat when I'm hungry.

My lady makes some really good fry bread. I smother it with butter and sugar with cinnamon. Easily 3000 calorie and 30 grams of fat.
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Two cheeseburgers and about 1kg of fries.
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Six hamburgers, and scotch all night
Nicotine for breakfast just to set me right
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>>7712916
You haven't seen Hooters wings recently have you? Last time I got 10 wings it was 3.2lbs.
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Casu marzu.

Fucking disgusting.
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>>7717908
You're either lying or misinformed
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>>7717392
The whole point of Subway is (attempt) to eat healthier.

I ate three of the unhealthiest thing on their menu, in the largest size available, in one sitting.
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>>7713031
>if I defend le fair maiden on the interwebz, she will surely have sex with me!
End your life, you pathetic whiteknight faggot.
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>>7719609
See:
>>7713043
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>>7719620

mother of christ, your lack of words and implications have my loins in flames.
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>>7713027
>hurrrrrd
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>>7719609
My step-son Tyrone is more mature than you.
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>>7712623
Well I just made and ate it
>>7719938
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>>7717908
That sounds so good
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1 block away from me
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>>7712865
>pasta
>peanut butter
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>>7720267
nice pic bro
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>6 hamburgers (double patties), with the works (cheese, bacon, lettuce, onion, tomato)
>6 sausage sandwiches (whole, long and fat sausages), with a generous amount of chimmichurri each

I was 16 and a fatass. Absolutely gorged myself when my parents weren't watching.

I was constipated for 3 days shitting out nothing but clear slime with specks of some unidentified substance in them. On the end of the third day I shat out a small rock-hard mini-turd, and my bowels immediately felt empty. So I cleaned my ass and went to bed.

Quite literally seconds after falling asleep, my asshole went from "just fine" to "SEND ALL THE FUCKING HELP I'M DOING" instantly. Ran to the bathroom, 10-second jetstream of liquified shit came out. I swear to God, had I ate another burger I would have achieved lift-off on that toilet. My ass was torn, there was blood when I wiped, and it hurt so bad I had to cry myself to sleep. My ass was still sore the day after.

I've lost 20kg since then.
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>>7720263
I love places like this
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>>7720267
It's good.
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>>7720276
Oh, and I completely forgot to include;

>like two salamis, a pound of cheese, and a kilo of bread as "appetizers" before the main meal
>god knows how much chips and salty carby shit I had alongside the burgers and sausages
>three bowls of bread pudding
>two slices of cake
>enough soda to give a horse DIABEETUS
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>>7718705
Misinformed.. You're right.. Just googled it.
https://www.caloriecount.com/calories-bread-indian-navajo-fry-i18031
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>>7720294
the "misinformed" bit was most likely because you are overestimating your calories and metabolism or underestimating the fact you're a fat ass.

what's yr bmi?
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>>7720297
Just as a hint
On average, a 6'2 30 year old male with a somewhat active lifestyle still needs to eat at most 2800 calories to stay less than 210 pounds
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>>7720313
he's obese..i wanna hear it from the whale's mouth.
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>>7712623
One night in university I got a bag of tortilla chips, then a thing of salsa, a thing of that fucked up fake cheese shit that's spicy, and a thing of bean dip, sort of put them all together, and ate that for 2 days.

I considered having my stomach pumped.
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500g of pure black fondant in one sitting
My shit was purple for days
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I used to be able to devour these entire little caesar's pizzas in one sitting. Pizza and a two liter of Coke.

Those were some fun Saturdays.
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I'm a super obese female here and eat a lot everyday. I just don't really keep track but I know I eat a lot and yes I enjoy my food
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>>7720568
why why why why why
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not my pic but I've had this exact meal
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>>7712623

>Binge on grilled cheese sandwiches fried in butter
>feel super depressed (as normal, after eating)
>try to purge and realize cheese clumps together and bread is hard to come up

It was 1 year ago tomorrow
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>>7720827
everyday for me
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I ate a whole box of Ritz Bits. I just didn't feel like making anything at all.
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>>7712623
>closing up at Taco Bell at 4AM on Thanksgiving Day
>no carryover so anything that's opened/cooked gets used, taken home, or thrown away
>this sounds good until you realize that we have to stop making new food a few hours earlier to reduce waste
>so there is no meat, no beans, all we had was rice and cheese and for an hour the only thing we were making was quesadillas
>we all made big fuckoff plates of nachos when it came time to close up
>realize there is an ENTIRE TRAY of Cinnabons, untouched
And that's how I ate an entire dozen Cinnabons by myself in one sitting. I felt fucking awful afterward. I did get to take home an entire bag of 3-cheese and a pan of bacon bits, though.
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>>7724128
How?

Last time I did it back in '09 I had a panic attack for 2 hours.
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