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Other then using it to get rid of Pink Eye, what can I use it for?
>>7707362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Era4tENWn4Q
what
>>7707368
the absolute madman
>>7707368
Ja/ck/ass
>>7707362
Ask Chef John
Literally anything
feels good i can just go to a doctor instead of putting pepper in my eye
Just another nail in the coffin for modern medicine.
Also, doesn't he have health insurance?
rub it on your nutsack
>>7708249
what a faggot
Mixing cooking videos with pinkeye remedies. Only a true marketing genius would do that
God damn Ja/ck/ is such a dumbass.
>>7708249
This is great. He's convinced himself he doesn't have to go to the doctor anymore. Now all we have to do is wait...
>Be Jack Jr
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Chest aches
>You know what this is
>It is the heart attack you feared
>You tried to fight it
>Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad obviously didn't contain enough heart healthy mayo and that caused this
>You pull yourself out of bed and fall to the floor
>drag yourself towards your fathers bedroom
>force the door open with all of your might
>he is sitting in bed smiling after another triumphant night with his wife
>he sees you
>he instantly knows what is wrong
>he reaches to the phone
>you feel relief that an ambulance is coming
>but he doesn't grab the phone
>instead he reaches down into his cabinet
>he pulls something out in a jar
>in the dark you can barely make out the text on the jar
>'The BEST Heart Attack Remedy you'll EVER use'
>he runs to you with the jar
>opens it and starts smearing you with the contents
>smells just like his famous BBQ sauce
>the delicious BBQ scent reminds you of home cooked chicken
>temporarily revitalises you
>then it reminds you of HIS home cooked chicken
>chest begins to hurt more
>you start to black out
>your father runs to the medicine cabinet
>pushes the cayenne, paprika and mayo out of the way
>grabs a tin of pineapple rings
>runs over and throws them over your head
>doesn't help at all
>you begin to fade away
>last thing you feel is your father trying to prevent your death by smearing your chest with cumin powder
>you never get to taste new Lays flavors with your father again
>>7708249
now what was his bill for the food poisoning from the uncooked chicken?
>>7707368
he keeps getting pinkeye
is this because of the diabetes or his rampant disregard for food safety?
>>7707362
its good for hemerrhoids
>>7708429
You know what causes pinkeye?
As a special needs teacher that sends home a couple dozen kids a year with it, I can tell you!
It's SHIT. Jack got shit in his eye.
>>7708666
Probably had some shit stuck under his ring
>>7708666
Probably this, Jack doesn't seem to have good hygiene to begin with and a surprisingly large number of people follow the thought that "I don't have to wash my hands after going to bathroom if shit didn't get directly on my hands"
Please wash your hands with soap after using the bathroom
>>7708573
You're not using the right kind of pepper, friend.
>>7708686
This. I hate watching that stupid fuck handle raw meat with his wedding ring on. It's fucking gross especially if he is making something like meatloaf and has to really get in there. He has already had an infection on his finger because of it. I guarantee his pink eye is a result of him not handling meat safely. Stupid fucker probably handled raw chicken and rubbed his eyes.
Cayenne pepper is fantastic for dieting and detoxing, sometimes people buy it in pill form.
It has a range of health properties, mostly as an anti-irritant.
I like mixing cayenne pepper with anything cheesy, like scones or pasta. It's a good compliment to cheese.
>>7707730
just fuck my eyes up senpai
>>7708429
>The BEST Heart Attack Remedy you'll EVER use'
lost
bravo anon
>>7707362
You can bleach your butthole with a mixture cayenne and vinegar. Have to leave it on for 15 minutes, though.
>>7709075
nice try, buddy
that makes mustard gas
Jack Jr totally farted on his pillow right?
>>7708464
I got it when I ate my girls butt hole was the first and last time
If some of you motherfuckers doesn't snap a pic of the moment when Jack is staring at the camera with double cayenne eyes and edits it to a "just fuck my shit up" pic, now that would be just wasted meme potential
>>7709453
My old boss gets pink eye once a year every single year around the time of his wife's birthday. We figured he eats her ass as a birthday gift or something.
>>7708666
This anon speaks truth. I used to wipe my ass with baby wipes then squeeze them into my roommate's eye dropper to put him in his place. His eyes were so fucking pink.
