Have you ever tried to make food from fiction, like an Elder Scrolls sweetroll or lembas from LotR? What was it like? Do you have any suggestions for recipes yourself?
I made a tuna potato from runescape once. Tasted alright but would probably be better if it was a fillet not canned tuna.
It's not really fictional but I made poached pears once after reading game of thrones. It was pretty good but the flavors were very strong. It was pretty much pears submerged in wine spiced with cloves and cinnamon heated on the stove
>>7703214
I imagined I was eating good tasting pussy from my gf just like in those fuck flicks
>>7703321
>imagined
>>7703317
That sounds pretty good. What kind of wine did you use?
I made dung pies following the recipe on gourmet gaming. I loved that site, but it seems dead at this point
>>7703371
not same champ, but id think any fruity full-bodied red would go well, perhaps even some port.
>>7703214
I made sushi just like in one of my chinese cartoons
>>7703381
they got tired of people stealing their recipes/pictures and making a profit off of their work
sucks but that's the way of the internet
There are at least five or six different "lembas" recipes out there. I made one that wasn't too bad: https://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-detail.asp?recipe=267358
>>7703214
Not really, I mean, how can you make something that's not real?
However when I was a kid, after reading "The Mysterious Island", I made a tent in my room and bought hardtacks (ship's biscuits, cabin bread, whatever it's called).
>>7703214
I made moonsugar once.
Recipe
200mg speed
Take 100mg speed, add another 100mg speed. Mix and seperate into two lines.
Become khajiit.
>>7703371
ive used this one a few times :
http://www.ottolenghi.co.uk/poached-pears-in-white-wine-cardamom-shop
It's really good. That cookbook is actually a really decent purchase imo, tells you how to make the dips and sauces and all that as well.
>>7703312
What would monkfish taste like if they was real?
>>7703456
i need a skooma recipe
>>7703420
yeah, I understand that. I think it's a bit dumb that they expected to be credited everywhere and not have anything stolen, to be fair I didn't even see all that "stolen" content, I've seen various sites with recipes from videogames but not the exact ones they posted. Makes me wonder if with copycats they simply mean "hey someone tried to make something from a videogame, but thats what I usually do!"
>>7703214
I'm pretty sure it's just durable bread preserved in sealed leaf wrappings that tastes good because it's a last resort ration, and anything tastes good at that point.
>>7703214
I used to make the potions from LoZ. Black tea and hibiscus for the heart potion, matcha and Jasmine for the magic potion and white tea butterfly pea for the blue potion.
Also, even though they're not entirely fictional, restaurant city had some pretty good looking food I wouldn't mind making
>>7703631
I make potions from vidya games too by blending teas. I drew up a cocktail menu too but I've yet to make any because I'm broke and lazy
The closest to these I had is minotaur tongue, which I assume is basically the same as cow tongue you can get at Korean BBQs. A bit salty but it's thin and flavourful. Cooks very fast.
>>7703666
The toasted bread and french fries I've done as well. I assume the french fries are just deep fried thickly sliced potatos and toasted bread is just... toasted bread.
Speaking of which, I'm quite fond of the occassional fried slice. Bit of oil in the pan and fry up some bread. Flip it over, put some cheese on top and let the cheese melt a bit. It was a pretty fucking easy meal for when I was a student and had almost nothing else to eat.
I've made Shrimp n' Hotroot soup. It was good. Very filling as well. I recommend prawns in favor of shrimp and don't skimp on the seasoning. I added a shit ton more pepper than the recipe called for until I got it pleasantly hot.
I've always wanted to try fictional american foods like meatloaf.
>>7703695
>prawns in favor of shrimp
So... bigger shrimp? Australian shrimp?
>>7703456
It would taste a lot like good scampi
>>7703473
Literally just cocaine and carbonated water my man.
>>7703749
but i thought skooma was a psychedelic drugs.
could it be some datura?
>>7703761
Nah, skoomas just a speedball dissolved in water.
I made the Inn at the Crossroads recipe for Honeyed Chicken once: http://www.innatthecrossroads.com/2011/04/06/honeyed-chicken/
It was OK, but a bit sweet for my own liking.
>>7703989
I thought skooma was a downer, though - I always assumed it was some kind of opiate.
>>7704482
yes he was i think
>>7703312
i made a lobster once like in that game.
>>7703456
they is real.
Whoever posted that star trek TnG joke about a recipe from that universe being called "Darmok, his yolks solid" was a fucking genius. I laughed about that for a straight month
Yes. And it was delicious.
>>7703214
How can a person make a real-life recipe for something that requires ingredients with magical properties that don't actually exist?
>>7704566
with a child-like imagination, anything is possible.
>>7703214
>>7704566
have you heard about this thing called "imagination"?
>>7703364
How in the fuck is his post any way /v/ related?
>>7704575
>>7704583
>imagination
Oh, I get it. Is that like the same type of imagination that allows you to forget you're shoving a dozen cookies into your fat face in front of the computer in your mom's basement instead of nibbling a little corner off of a shitty field ration and feeling full all day?
>>7703745
Fuck off yank.
>>7704589
They are called horgobblers and ad +5 to vitality, naive.
>>7703456
Oh boy.
>>7703473
Why would you need that, exactly?
t. CIA
>>7703456
texture is like lobster and taste like a mix between haddock and scallop
I made a PB&J once, tasted like shit.
>No one's mentioned Redwall yet
Come on /ck/, you can do better than that.
>>7704480
Yeah. Predictably, the Hobbits had to eat 2~3 entire pieces to feel full.
>>7704562
The Luther isn't really fictional, there's a restaurant that specializes in them somewhere. Also, I always thought it was fucking hilarious that that was his favorite sandwich, and then he died of obesity related health problems.
>>7704824
>no mention of dwarf bread either
though in all fairness I don't think many people would go out of their way to try and reproduce that
>>7704840
I could imagine making rock candy look like dwarf bread. Or maybe dwarf bread jawbreakers.
>>7704845
I could see that
>>7703214
Here are some WoW recipes, haven't made any yet though
>>7706500
>>7706500
But what is the dipping sauce?
>>7706505
>>7706509
Last one I have
>>7706506
No idea honestly, I've never tried lichen, is there a preferred sauce?
>>7703440
>speed
Moon sugar is basically fantasy opium, with skooma being the analogue for heroin.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Moon_Sugar
>>7706573
Hmm, I wasn't aware that heroin fortified speed
>>7706584
There's a lot of TES lore that doesn't quite wax with the mechanics. Sorry you had to hear it from me, anon.
>>7706591
Skyrim was complete shit so I'm sorry you were referring to that specific lore
>>7706593
Moon sugar and skooma were referred to as having soporific effects in Morrowind, too, shitposter-san.
Of course, if you had ever read one of the books in-game, you would know that.
>>7706596
But the actual status effects on your character are what really matter, dipshit
>>7706603
You seem very irate at being contradicted, anon. My advice? Take a break from the internet followed by a healthy dose of not being such a little bitch.
>>7706606
But you're in the wrong and I'm totally calm...
>>7703761
Skooma is definetly datura
>>7706500
>Bake for 50 minutes
Kale takes 10 minutes max in the oven.
>>7706611
The writers disagree.
Art versus code. Such a terrible struggle, isn't it?
>>7704840
>mfw no oven big enough to make a Scone of Stone replica
>>7703749
Skooma is a mix of moon sugar and nightshade. Moon suger does not exist but nightshade does. Datura stramonium is a nightshade... i would say either meth or stronk Coke mixed with datura would be a good recreation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
I've always wanted to try the chili and sea bass from Jurassic Park
>>7706777
>trips
still, this isnt really "fictional"
>>7706777
>chile and sea bass
Here's a (you) for ya
>>7703406
I tried but I can't find a complete recipe, every single one just stops after you have the mise en place finished and I just have these raw fish and rice wraps and no idea how to finish cooking them, am i supposed to bake that shit or what
>>7706777
>chili and sea bass
>>7706617
at 200 degris and soaked in honey
>>7706777
>If I made a flock of condors on this island, (you) wouldn't have a problem with it!
I used to make "healing potions" as a kid with whatever weird stuff was around. It was usually kool-aid powder, honey, and weird spices with water. I had cute little bottles to keep them in, just like Link!
Also made sweet potato fries only after playing Persona 3 Portable. Those are great, but I've never stuck to one recipe for them, just kinda do whatever.
>>7703745
AUS and UK call shrimp prawns
"shrimp on the barbie" is a lie
>>7706777
chili and sea bass is tasty but not sustainable so I don't eat it also I am poor
>>7703214
>lembas from LotR
I made this once. Tastes boring but alright if you put something on it
>>7707203
>work in seafood department
>at least once a week I have to explain to some British retard that prawns and shrimp are the same goddamn thing
>they never believe me and walk away empty-handed
Really though, fuck British people.
>>7707233
>be british
>captcha wants me to select all the shrimp
>only see pictures of cars and prawns
>welp I guess I'm not posting today
>>7707233
They're not the same thing you retard. Prawns are big enough to eat individually, usually about half the size of langoustines, shrimp are tiny.
Anything from Hannibal!
>>7707399
No you stupid fucking inbred hick. That's not how it works in North America. Shrimp are shrimp are shrimp, whether 4-6 per pound or 80-120 per pound.
>The terms shrimp and prawn are common names, not scientific names. They are vernacular or colloquial terms which lack the formal definition of scientific terms. They are not taxa, but are terms of convenience with little circumscriptional significance. There is no reason to avoid using the terms shrimp or prawn when convenient, but it is important not to confuse them with the names or relationships of actual taxa
Prawns are nothing more than a British meme.
>>7707411
>in north america
The rest of the English speaking world, Australia, Ireland, New Zealand, South Africa and various other commonwealth countries all follow the prawns are bigger than shrimp convention, at least in a culinary sense. This is just America being a special snowflake again.
>>7707233
i kno i hate those ppl
>>7706573
you are fucking stupid. opium and heroin put you to sleep. meth wakes you up. meth is a crystal. opium and heroin are resins. moon sugar is a crystal. meth is a crystal. skooma makes you zoom. meth makes you zoom.
skooma is meth.
>>7707436
Well then North America is the only part of the English world that gets it right since scientifically speaking there's no such thing as a prawn. It would be like calling large chickens "feathered Jimmies" and pretending like it's in anyway different from smaller chickens other than its size.
>>7707453
What else do you expect from a generation who know nothing more of dr*gs than DARE lies?
>>7707436
>go to england
>eat at restaurant
>served chili prawns
>mfw they are small shrimp not big fuckoff animals like (You) are claiming
>>7707479
a true drug education program would include letting kids try out a bit of each drug and decide which they like best to learn how to use safely and responsibly.
nah that's crazy.
cmon timmy it's time to go to school, don't forget your risperdol, klonopin, and dexadrine.
>>7707516
Nah, that should fall on the parents, desu. The TV shouldn't be raising your kids, nor should our standardized education system. If you're not letting your teenage daughter get drunk at least once so she knows her limit before going to that keg party, you're probably doing it wrong.
>>7707523
actually, you're right.
>>7707453
"In humans, its consumption causes a euphoric state followed by complete exhaustion."
Sounds like an opiate to me. Sure its a "crystal" but it derived from a plant.
>>7707611
Opiates don't cause exhaustion, it's more like a feeling of numbness, like nothing matters.
>>7707626
But they do cause a state of euphoria.
>>7707635
So does weed and alcohol you lil nigga.
>>7707642
Yes, but the argument that Moon sugar is meth is a bad one and you know it. Meth does not cause exhaustion, and while you can argue that opiates don't directly cause exhaustion either, I'd say total body numbness is rather close, wouldn't you?
>>7707611
dude, actually try heroin and try meth and then tell me that skooma isn't meth.
meth causes complete exhaustion too, after it wears off. and waves and waves of just intense pleasure through your entire body along with a sense of limitless energy and the sensation of godhood.
opium and heroin make you kinda just lay back and do nothing and feel perfect.
>>7707654
>>meth does not cause exhaustion
let me know how you feel after staying up for a week on meth.
numbness has nothing to do with skooma.
One time I ate a bunch of amanitas and entered the mushroom condom.
>>7707472
We DO call them feathered Jimmies, fucking euro learn some damn american english.
>>7706505
>Anadventurer'shealthisimportant,whetherthey'reexploring
Oh god
>>7708075
they're preview pages anon, not the final printing release
>>7707685
Meth makes you exhausted as a side effect of it keeping you going.
Skooma makes you exhausted almost fucking immediately.
Bit of a difference there mate.
>>7703214
Hi! I actually did make Lembas bread once, you can find recipes online. It tasted, well, like some durable, filling bread. Added a little sugar to keep it from being too bland. It looked just like the real deal though, you can tie it up with banana leaves
[spoiler]it was part of how I asked a girl to prom senior year of highschool actually[/spoiler]
>>7709067
So on a scale of 1 to 10 how crushed were you when she laughed in your face?
>>7709083
she loved it~
>>7709101
>anon actually got a decent looking woman
Well that was an unexpected twist. She better have put out for that Lembas bread the elves don't give that shit to just anybody.
>>7706511
>chili
>beans
ha
>>7703631
I've started putting brandy in my tea after watching LOGH
>>7709204
Putting brandy in your tea is what they do to calm people down 100% of the time in every novel ever written as well.
>>7709101
Fucking normies. 4chan isn't for you pricks.
>>7709207
I've always heard/read of people using whiskey, not brandy
>>7709204
You just reminded me I meant to watch LOGH
Which subs did you use? I watched two of the movies and figure I should get the best translation possible for such a dialogue-centric show
sage for topic
>>7709231
There's only like, one alive torrent for LoGH.
>>7709234
Ah, alright. cheers
>>7704578
cloves. absolutely disgusting
>>7709101
damn what a looker
please tell me you made love to this lass
>>7709281
many times friend
we dated for just shy of two years and went at it like rabbits
I miss her, honestly
funnily enough i'm with even more of a looker now (don't ask me how, I don't know either), but she doesn't have the heart that girl did
anyways, moral of the story is to learn how to cook so you can get your own! don't be like this sorry fellow >>7709209
>>7707436
No we don't
>>7707503
>implying prawns are animals
>>7709602
They are. Fish and birds are animals too.
>>7703214
I sold lembas bread in Baltimore several years back. It is basically almond flour steamed in a banana leaf. I also helped with the Every Flavor Beans from the Harry Potter franchise.
These days I like to make natural analogues of synthetic products. It is a fun exercise in biochemistry and retrosynthesis.
I made butterscotch-cinnamon pie from Undertale once. I'm going to be going to be visiting the smalsoon, so hopefully I can follow up with snail pie.
>>7709746
*snail farm soon
I have a recipe for Estus from Dark Souls, haven't made it yet. Will probably make it later this week.
Actually I just tried looking for it and can't find it.
>>7709755
Caramel color.
Most of the time, food chemists make it from inedible starch. Instead, I use food-grade sources. It really perks up drinks and baked goods.
>>7709753
I have had a snail farm before. Eating high-quality snail on a regular basis is good for your joints, mouth, lips, and tongue.
>>7709777
>>7709729
>>7709768
Goddamn I am a huge faggot.
>>7709764
http://gourmetgaming.tumblr.com/ has one
>>7709794
Avatarfagging.
>>7704608
It's spelled knave.
You naive knave.
I tried honey pickled peaches after watching Spice and Wolf. Pretty good, but fuck they require a lot of honey to make.
I once put a bunch of cinnamon, piracetam and 2C-B in a beer and called it spice beer, like in Dune.
>>7704824
Shrimp and hotspot soup's above you, my man. I myself am in the process of brewing October ale, but not the grape juice and ginger beer version in the Redwall cookbook. Malt extract (don't have a brew pot), barley and oak smoked wheat as steeping grains, elderflower, dandelion root, some likely seeming hops, and an ale yeast. I worked from the song in, uh, I think it was The Long Patrol? We'll see how it turns out in a few months.
>>7706683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5e1HPeusiA
>>7706683
>Ingredients
>Cookie dough and LSD
top fucking kek lol
>>7706683
Topkek
I know it's not a fictional meal or a hard to come by animal, but the specific way roast wild boar is illustrated in Asterix books effects me deeply. The light glistening off it, the juices dripping down, the neat, perfectly white cartoon bones.
>>7714131
I have always had this as well, anon, I really want to eat some of that boar.
Some of their magic potion would go down a treat too.
>>7703456
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkfish
>>7703214
i made lembas bread and went camping wearing home made cloaks.
i don't recommend it.
>>7707191
Me, too, man. I'd waste all my grandma's spices and stuff making "potions", it was great.
>>7715375
Sounds fun. What went wrong?
