Your most strangest combinations of food under the influence.
>>7700011
Sausage, black pudding, scambled eggs and cheese on a wrap x2.
Vinilla ice cream with honey nut cornflakes.
Fuck you need to try these two anons.
>>7700011
I was making some tomato sauce while pretty baked, and started stir-frying the onions, garlic and tomato. Shit was smelling delicious and I was really hungry so I decided to turn it into an omelette instead. Whisked some eggs and poured it in, made a delicious tomato omelette.
>>7700011
Once when I was high, I was making a pizza and I accidentally put the cheese under the sauce! What's more, I used a pie tin instead of a baking sheet so it wound up being thick like a casserole, and soupy like, well, tomato soup.
Crazy, huh?
Friend made this contraption when we were on lsd, and I (also tripping) thoroughly enjoyed it.
>iirc
>bacon flavored cracker
>some japanese flavored potato chips
>feta cheese
>brown spiced biscuit ice cream
>garlic-y olive
>>7700015
Fucking disgusting. Get that sick filth off of this board ,anon.
When I tried mescaline, I was so desperate to get rid of that disgusting cactus taste that I actually ate an entire loaf of rye bread.
It didn't work.
I can still taste it whenever I think about it.
Blow torched a chicken. Black on the outside, pink in the middle.
>>7700015
That's just some 'za m8, chicago beat you to that ages ago
I put soy sauce from sushi fish on pizza
>>7700380
What if food is scarce due to spending money on drugs?
For me it's Turkey and Peanut Butter, only sober experiences with it though. I still find it excellent
Sriracha and banana
Didnt go well
>>7700011
Ice cream and Ritz crackers.
Leftover cassoulet with white chocolate melted over it.
>>7700011
One time I made a christmas left overs sandwich
king crab
prime grade ribeye roast
black truffle brie
on a sub roll
All of it was cold
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>>7702224
>>7700011
One slice of white bread, layer of cream cheese, two thin slices of cured sausage meat.
[spoiler]I don't drink alcohol.[/spoiler]
Bovril and chunky peanut butter on toast is great sober or on whatever.
I would cook two Totinos pizzas and invert one on top of the other.
I took Ambien back in college to sleep.
My roommate caught me waking up in the middle of the night. I made a bearnaise sauce from scratch. I poured it into a cup o' noodles I heated in the microwave.
He said the sauce was really great.
Once used my fingers to dig wheel cheese that was still solidifying in the container.
Once I was really slammed and had a pot of chili in the fridge. I started heating it up and had the most retarded idea, I added fucking beans to it. Even in my drunken state, I realized I fucked up.
>>7700016
>ice cream and cereal
Hardly unheard of.
>sausage, britshit, and eggs wrap
Literally a restaurant menu item.
>>7700015
Absolute madman
>>7700011
Spaghetti bolognese topped with pork scratchings.
>>7700011
Raided the leftovers after a Brownie and ended up eating spicy curry over pesto pasta salad. Shit was weird, but kinda good.
adding mayonnaise...to everything...even mayonnaise with mustard with more mayonnaise.
>>7700011
Drained ramen noodles, hoisin sauce, and a bit of brown sugar. Damn you, Peter
>>7703104
drained ramen in a lemon garlic maple syrup sauce
>>7702234
doesn't sound that bad desu
>>7700000
Honey bunches of oats: almond edition along with bits of peanut butter added after the milk is poured
Pretty sure I ate wet cat food while drunk once. Thought it was the right time.
Sober now
Wanted to make tacos but was out of meat so I substituted meat with mushrooms. Even the alcohol couldn't save that meal.
A scrabbled egg and soy sauce on a hotdog
>>7700011
A sandwich made with turkey, pesto pasta, and crunchy cheetos
>>7702425
I've done this.
Another thing I do is put shredded cheddar and La Victoria taco sauce in a tortilla and eat it without melting the cheese.
>>7702234
King crab on Xmas?
>>7705952
>not knowing how to season/cook mushrooms
>being this retarded
>>7706049
I cooked and seasoned them buddo. Even then they're a poor substitution.
>>7702523
Shut the fuck up
>>7700011
scrambled eggs made in a pan that previously had chili made in it. cap fell off red pepper powder as i was shaking it in.
so red pepper chilibac eggs. wasn't bad, until the next morning beer shits hit. then it was pretty bad. really bad.
I don't drink, but let me tell you a story about my father. A little background:
>Father is functioning alcoholic, manages to hold a job while getting blackout wasted nightly
>Mom used to work late on Sunday nights when my brother and I were in grade school
>Drunk guy in charge of two kids...things start getting interesting
The most memorable one was when we got takeaway Japanese. Later that night, I walked into the kitchen to get a glass of water since I couldn't sleep, and found my father making the following unholy concoction:
>leftover Tex-Mexican chicken fajita strips from like two nights ago
>wasabi
>soy sauce
>salt
>El Yucateco green sauce
>and this is wrapped in a buttermilk pancake left from Saturday morning
And yes, it smelled as awful as it sounds.
>>7700357
>eating while tripping
fucking how. the mere thought of food makes me feel nauseous when I'm tripping
I took some rye toast and fried it in the vegetable oil from a can of sprats
then fried the sprats with worchestershire, hotsauce and onion until they were crispy, put them on the bread
finally, I fried up eggs and put them on top.
serve with vodka and pickles
ate 2 big bowls of musli with milk and 6 cups of protein shake
>>7700287
hard to beat that C'hcoag style
>>7702425
I always do this. Or rather, I fold one pizza in half and eat it like a taco.
>Shitty instant noodles with microwaved supermarket cordon bleu
>Crunched a pack of crackers into crumbles on a soup dish, added hot milk and cinnamon, ate it as a plate of soup
>Microwaving a bowl of ketchup and sodium dust, aka prepacked shredded cheese
>I once considered doing that sweet ramen recipe, but fortunately was too drunk to do it AND I hadn't something like 2/3 of the ingredients, including the ramen
>A can of tuna, undrained, with about a teacup's worth of vinegar and a few (whole) black peppercorns
>Two whole oranges. As in, EVERYTHING, including peel, albedo and seeds
>Grapes and mustard
>Grits with mayo and hotdogs
>>7700011
Boiled potatoes and carrots. I didn't add anything at all except maybe a pinch of salt. They had no flavor and weren't even fully cooked.
>>7700011
Jamie Oliver said try cheese, honey and coffee together. It was actually not too bad.
I make cheese and ketchup sandwiches on the regular also.
>>7700011
>Go to mcdonald shitfaced
> Yelling my order from the back passanger seat window
>Mcchicken
>Jalapenos
>grilled onions
>Dehydrated onions
>slivered onions
>Pickles
>No mayo
>add sweet chili
>add mustard
>add tomato
>add southwest mix
>add salad blend
>add garlic sauce
>add bacon
It was the best thing ive ever eaten
>>7702234
rich mans po boy quite literally
>>7700011
>corn tortillas
>hot dogs
>mayo
all wrapped up together... yeah
>>7700011
>absolutely mashed up
>starving but not much money
>decide to cook a pizza
>load frozen pizza with chunks of mushroom, cooked chicken breast, green peppers
>think about how good satay chicken is
>add peanut butter, fish sauce and chilli peppers to the pizza
>put it in the oven and eat cold pilchards in bread while waiting
>top cooked pizza with memeracha and cilantro
The lingering tomato laden pilchard taste with the sweet, fish sauce infused pizza was bizarrely delicious
>>7700011
dry dog food and marshmallow fluff
>>7700011
corned beef hash mixed with salsa, eaten with tortilla chips.
I mixed meatballs in marinara sauce with chili cheese Fritos once.
