What are the best recipes to keep my man?
disclaimer: I don't have a man yet.
>I just hope that is a troll account.
Learn to bake like chicken pot pie or pot roast. Learn to make the perfect roast chicken in the oven too. If you want a man to marry you, learn to BBQ outside.
Sweet sundae ramen.
Wala thread?
>>7693852
>>7693998
>>7693852
Learn pan sauces and gravy that's an amazing way to turn boring seared chicken breast into a fancy meal. Learn to make your own vinaigrettes or something like mango salsa or Asian inspired salads good way to class up your meal but just adding different ingredients.
Do easy shit but do it well. Mac and cheese is easy as fuck to make and mashed potatoes. I'm a 5/10 honestly engaged to a 9/10 but my cooking added 2 points along with good sex and massages I managed to keep her.
Roasts are a good way to convince people you know your shit in the kitchen. Delicious easy with veggies pair with a solid mashes potato recipe and you are golden.
Desserts are a way to hook anybody nowdays, nobody makes dessert for after dinner. If you are trying to impress your S/O family a prime rib roast with juice, with caramelized vegetables mashed potatoes/mac and cheese/ sweet potato casserole and fresh baked dinner rolls. Hit em with some fresh pie with homemade vanilla icecream.
In one meal I had her mom brother and sister accepting me and that's all it took to snag her dad. Thus allowing me to keep my woman.
>>7694076
how do I keep jay?
>>7694147
nice blog
i can't seem to find the subscribe button
>>7694158
Takeaway food, blowjobs and/or anal.
Watch "Laura In The Kitchen" on youtube. Pay special attention to the staples, like minestrone, garlic bread, pizza, etc.
I swear, I would marry that woman in a heartbeat if she said yes. No hesitation, no second thoughts, no cold feet, just do it.
>>7693852
>I'm a girl.
>>7694243
would he want my blowjobs? He's confirmed for gay
>>7694475
Bitches dont have money to spend on actual plates because they buy frivolous shit. And if they do have plates, they dont use them because they refuse to wash dishes.
>>7696545
I know you're just baiting but most grills I know love pretty tableware and have some nice shit. It's just lazy/poor murifats that doesn't own any types of porcelain plates.
>>7694147
you sound like a complete faggot
Really all you need to know is how to grill a steak and make potatoes. That is all it takes.
The very fact that a gril takes the time to make anything for dinner is nice. Even if it's hamburger helper.
Just cook your man steak and potatoes once a week. And that isn't too hard.
blow him any time he asks and never say no
you won't have to cook a meal ever unless you're Rachel Ray
some oc this fucking girl
>>7697536
>>7697538
>>7697536
>mmm yum
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
every time I see some outrageous shit on facebook screencaps they always seem to have people going along in the delusion without question.
>>7697544
she's atrocious, i'll find you a picture
>>7697544
australians if that is indeed whatever -mite they eat
>>7697547
>>7697549
she's british, welsh to be more specific
>>7697555
which one of them is her?
>>7697568
thanking god for a council estate in wales
>>7697444
>Rachel Ray will never gag on your cock
>>7694147
>snag her dad
Yea, nah you're a complete faggot.
>>7696649
haha, that's what i was thinking. good advice tho.
>>7694374
Can I get this in Yotsuba?
>>7693998
You just know he only post this with her on his side to secure his blowjob after diner.
>>7693873
>>7696554
Most girls you know are probably white and not niggers, there's a reason they are stereotyped as being lazy.
To answer the OP learn how to make a sandwich that is actually good, like ingredients that arent retarded and put on in reasonable amounts. Another thing is learn to shop, like when you go buy groceries don't buy just the shit you want, that shit has got to be the most annoying fucking thing every especially when you get asked if you want anything beforehand.
>>7693852
Suck his dick. A lot.
>>7699143
The types of girls who,post this shit aren't niggers. They're 20-something former clubwhores who've been married less than a year or two and think they're totally nailing this whole "housewife" thing.
This is why you don't marry girls who used to party and go clubbing. They're fucking useless, vapid cunts who think boxed mac and cheese and boiled eggs is "taking care of their man".
>>7693852
>What are the best recipes to keep my man?
tender moist pussy on demand would be best
>>7693998
wtf IS that?
I got the veggies and the mashed potatoes, but what the fuck is that pink slime? and why is some of it on the mashed? what are those brown specs in it? bacon?
>>7699682
That's chicken breast with cream of mushroom soup ladled over it and the mashed.
>>7699700
i've never seen chicken breast with that hue of pink before, maybe it's the camera?
>>7699708
It has to be, because yeah, that's really bizarre.
>>7693852
Dick a la succ.
>>7697568
I'd probably fuck her if nobody else found out
>>7700048
imagne the sweat
>>7700052
Sniff her farts
>>7700024
/thread
>>7700048
>being this desperate
>>7699236
My sister was a total party animal, has a deep tan and all that shit, out of high school she immediately started traveling the world to party in other countries. She's extremely good at cooking and housekeeping though.
Meanwhile I'm bordering on shut-in and I'm the most incompetent housewife in the world. Don't stereotype.
>>7700561
>tfw no shut-in wife
>>7700561
Before I became a busy Mom, looking after my son from my first marriage and my new (and he's a hunk) second husband AND updating my cooking blog "Patty's Pantry" I was a clubbing party girl, but I wouldn't trade it back for anything in this world right now.
>>7700650
do you choose Jif
>>7694366
Except there would be no room for you in her life due to the ego and makeup collection she has.
>>7700650
Why did you leave your first husband?
>also, the business class flight attendant know how to take care of her man
>>7700695
might be the worst looks croissant i've ever seen.
is that plane food?
>>7694147
>I'm a 5/10 honestly engaged to a 9/10 but my cooking added 2 points along with prepping the bull and massages I managed to keep her.
C U C K
>>7700048
A hearty meatloaf that puts his mama's to shame.
>>7697540
Maybe it's just that I can't see it under the pile of cheese and sauce but this one at least looks edible.
>>7700777
looks like it, can see the magazines in front.
Not terrible for a plane breakfast
>>7696554
Muricans are the bitches he's he was referring to. Specifically the lower class ones who have no drive in life
>>7697715
Pretty much anyone in a relationship would. I have as well, but the point of this thread is for us to be prissy bitches
![delta_atl_san_757_first_class_trip_report_21[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QlkEzl8.jpg "delta_atl_san_757_first_class_trip_report_21[1].jpg")
>>7700777
Yeah, same trays they have on Delta.
I've had literally that same breakfast, croissant was fresh at least. May not look impressive but it's a real pick me up on a long flight.
Not my photo but their chicken salad was also pretty good for public airline food.
>>7697715
i don't think you know what cuck means
if the meal sucked i would tell her it sucked. she would do the same if whatever i cooked was shit. fortunately i don't have to worry about any of the abominations in this thread because i didn't settle for a retarded ham beast.
enjoy choking down garbage and pretending it was edible. faggot.
>>7706984
Not sure why but i love the shitty "coffee" they serve on long distance flights
After an uncomfortable sleep something about the smell of cheap, bitter coffee really perks me up
>>7706984
that's the best looking airline food i've ever seen
>>7706984
is that brie?
>>7693871
BBQ is mans work you cuck. No self respecting man would let a woman use his grill
>>7699236
This may be a stereotype but, it's kinda true lol. Everyone I've seen who "cooks" like that was an ex party girl, who settled down for a douche of a husband and had a kid their first year.
>>7699143
Thats some good lookin 'go 'za brah
>>7697536
This looks like the sort of shit I made when I was 7.
>>7694147
Enjoy your Leddit Gold™ stranger!
