ITT: only the finest YouTube recipes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU
I love this fat fag
it's not even the fact that he has nugget recipes, its the fact that he has SEVERAL nugget recipes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VydYvFdLKgA
>>7689916
I have never seen a neckbeard be this flaming
>>7689916
>that upwards inflection
Got really insufferable really quickly
>>7689929
he talks like a nice middle aged upbeat woman. or maybe even a grandma.
>>7689933
hes very crab fab
>>7689899
it's like Jenna Fischer and Jack Scalfani had a baby and somehow rapidly aged it in America's North East
>>7689899
>canned tomato sauce
>canola oil
>fresh garlic AND dried garlic powder
fug dis
>>7690017
Your first time then, newfag?
>>7689899
Every time I watch this video it gets worse
doe anyone have a link to that vid of the Brazilian? guy making a pizza who:
-tears the dough
-uses garbage to fire the pizza in the oven
-spins a fucking lid around and keeps dropping it
-puts on a gallon of cheese/mayo on the pie when its done
>>7690033
Bumping for this video
>>7689899
couple of my favorite /ck/ recipes ive saved for future use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98
>>7690086
I wish I was talented enough to work for the food network
>>7690026
this is the first time I've watched this while drinking. The focusing and unfocusing of the camera on top of the whole thing is making me sick
>>7690086
>storebought icing
>Kwanzaa cake made by the whitest bitch on the planet
>nice big titties tho
I bet she gives the shittiest blowjobs on the planet. I had buddies in high school with approximations of her as moms and they annoyed the shit out of me. Clueless housewives with nothing to do all day but they still buy pre made dinners to feed their families. I bet their husbands were all banging the shit out of their secretaries
>>7690120
I wouldn't fucking blame them, if you're at home all day and haven't got a dinner made from scratch then what the actual fuck are you doing? Aside from drinking white wine and bitching about how hard it is to be you.
>>7690143
They knew they didn't have to do anything because if their man ever divorced them they would get millions in alimony
>>7689916
>Elbow crusties coated nuggets
>>7689992
JA/CK/
A low cost nutritious meal even ck can pull off making
https://youtu.be/vzJ9eQTp25s
>>7689916
How do you even develop this kind of personality? Must be by the time you're beyond 25 years old
>>7690313
He goes more and more insane as the video went on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-5VjDnevTY
>>7690313
>you want to use the real cheese not the processed ones
10/10
this + how to make ramen better = /ck/ sticky
>>7690378
you've never met turbofaggot children? I'm gonna upload something for you. >>>/wsg/1089998
it's basically this. but milder
>>7690435
He's faking it though
>>7690086
bacon and egg sandwish looks fucking disgusting
Just eat a goddamn club sandwish and change it a bit if you're tired of the usual ingredients
>>7690462
those are real people. I've met WAY sassier, younger boys. beyond anything I've seen in parody. I feel like it must have some specific criteria, either it's a developmental disorder or it's super attached children that get raised by grannies that talk like that.
>this hasn't been posted yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY
Oldie but goodie.
>>7690086
Mad eye started cooking?
Her recipe doesn't sound very good but I really want to hug her or send her a mothers day card, I can't explain why though
i once saw a youtube cooking channel where the chef had a REALLY colourful and checkered apron.. anyone know which channel that was? I don't remember at all, this was like 4 years ago. I know one video he made was "old" pan fried bread
>>7690769
Even her pronunciation is annoying
>garlleek
>onyon
>hatdogs
>>7690769
that was awful
>>7690806
This
Her recipe is absolutely laughable garbage but she seems like a really nice albeit autistic lady
>>7689916
>now it's time to crumb our nuggets
lewd desu
>>7689916
He creeps me out something awful, especially when he says kids.
>>7690120
I think she's married to the governor of NY.
>>7690783
I'm fascinated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbajQ8U8Fw
>>7690409
hello, watermelon students!!
>>7691196
She could actually use some of Maries advice on microbes.
>>7690120
Sandra has breast cancer if you didn't know.
>>7691196
Do people actually do this?
When other people make food for me is there a good chance that it was prepared in a sink?
>>7691680
There's nothing wrong with preparing food in a sink as long as it's clean, you paranoid dinkass. It's no worse than preparing on the counter or elsewhere.
>>7689929
That's how most Australians speak.
>>7689916
Why are those yolks orange? Is it something in the chickens diet? Our egg yolks are a nice bright yellow in the US.
>>7693004
>Why are those yolks orange? Is it something in the chickens diet?
yep
could be bugs, marigolds, all kinds of stuff with carotenoids
>>7690409
who would eat watermelon with a fork
>>7690313
what disability does this man have
>>7689916
What a fucking fruit. But...
Okay, you know... he's not Marie, or cooking with Hoarders... or... well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq7_s8Y6uG8
>>7690769
MPW's knorr shilled carbonora was better then this.
>margarine
>corn oil
>kraft singles
>FUCKING HOT DOGS!
>>7691151
She's actually just giving up the puss for free
Cuomo is no retard, her days are numbered after they chop off her tits
>>7693075
I refuse to believe he is being serious
>>7693092
he seemed to actually enjoy it
and he's too old to understand what trolling is
so no
he's for real
>>7693122
Isn't this the guy who did the how to eat a watermelon video? I think he's more with it than we realize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY
no one comes close to his skills.
>>7693143
He actually cleaned up his house and everything, but his last upload was a year ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBGohQPP2Yg
>>7690086
What kind of unholy alchemy happened in that pan to produce eggs like that? Is that used motor oil? What the fuck?
>>7690409
>Based Tom Willett
>>7691158
You're also a newfag
has /ck/ seen weber cooks yet? pretty good, simple meals!
https://youtu.be/7hF41qPkJxs
>>7693035
being Canadian
>>7693670
But do not forget the version with sad music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ
>>7690409
lel came here for this. tom willett is based as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsUPdlPyGZg
>>7693122
>and he's too old to understand what trolling is
Tom Willett was trolling way before you faggots even knew what trolling was.
>>7693004
>Our egg yolks are a nice bright yellow in the US.
are they corn fed like everything else in your country?
>>7689899
approximally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5q27rSY39U
>>7693785
Can't stand this faggot
>>7693785
what a cunt
>>7693679
>be Canadian woman
>get elbowed by a feminist
>>7690832
>tiny SEA girls making you dinner before you put it in their butt
>annoying
pick one
>>7693841
Feminists understand that women are not weak and should respect them enough to elbow them if it would be appropriate to elbow a man in the same situation.
>>7693406
professional extra is hardly an "actor"
>>7693696
whenever im feeling down i come to 4chan and realize my life is pretty awesome compared to most of the fucks here/elsewhere that have totally just given up/have no chance
i have a feeling he doesnt have 3-6 guests to serve his dip to
>>7693709
basically just a really bad looking banana pudding with some sprinkles on it.
not that bad. would eat it at his spy school training.
>>7693896
>I'm pretty happy and doing well
>large chunk of 4chan are all depressed, frustrated and lonely
>mfw
>>7690769
That miserable guy at the end is the best part really.
>>7693709
Thats a nice banana tho.
>>7693941
I cant dig the sense of humor though
imo you gotta be cool and funny if youre gonna be an asshole
>>7693947
its pretty much the same jokes /ck/ makes all the time (i agree they aren't very funny)
>lawl gluten free
>gotta have the right equipment
>make sure everything is sliced properly
>knife skills are paramount even though you will be blending it
etc.
>>7693953
His jokes are pretty different to anon humor
>>7693966
not really
90% of /ck/ humor is calling things the wrong name or getting picky over insignificant shit
thats all he did during the video as well
>>7693736
You know it! Corn in our soda, corn in our chicken feed, corn in our dog food, corn on our plates, we fucking love corn over here in the good old USA!
The best philly cheese chili dog you'll ever taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0re9-rGves4
>>7689916
Can actually hear him getting fatter.
>>7690313
>Click Embed
>Assaulted by this gremlin's visage
What the fuck
>>7694209
>Lets give it a little taste here
>Fucking inhales half of the hot dog
Oh joey
>>7690411
>GUM-EYE
>>7689899
In light of recent events, I feel like this video should be named "Marie's Chicago Style Deep Dish"
>>7694306
oh my god shut the fuck up
>>7690432
Yea most people on ck do need a 6 minute long video to tell then how to make buttered toast with a sliced piece of cheese
>>7694306
What recent events?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11p0y9z1XOU
>>7694349
/ck/'s fresh new meme
Chicago Style Deep Dish
>>7694431
literally the dumbest shit i've seen outside of [s4s]
>>7693054
w-why is everything so dirty? why is he the potatoes? why is there so much water?
>>7694620
people can have perfectly reasonable reasons to hate this dumb idea who have no skin in the game. I live in Boston
In Holland we got someone called the Eurochef Martin.
This guy is based as fuck and doesn't give any shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEDx-jg-wok
>>7689899
can you imagine being her kid? the crazy ritualistic shit she'd make you do?
>>7690086
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY
ya gotta love that deep frying egg in axle grease
>>7689916
he's using the dry variety bread crumbs guys in case you were wondering about the variety of bread crumbs he was using they are the dry one
>>7689916
What's so bad about this? It seems pretty standard, albeit boring.
>>7695105
Even better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hqVddkHf7Y
You can hear the fire alarm going off at ~1:25
>>7689899
>that brutal chopping with an old steak knife
gets me every time
>>7693208
>What kind of unholy alchemy happened in that pan to produce eggs like that? Is that used motor oil? What the fuck?
those black chunks of previous "food" embedded in the eggs...
https://youtu.be/XXP0z8rmKKU
>>7690086
that white woman has never even seen a black person, much less knows what they eat. let me guess, she put the peanuts on there because of george washington carver. lel.
>>7695349
I don't understand how people in a developed country can live like this.
>>7695388
Me neither. :D T. Sender of the video.
>>7695403
Was that actually methyl alcohol in the video?
>>7695471
I wouldn't be surprised if it was when I think about the person in the video.
This one is incredible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ceC7ERsLc
>>7695388
He's famous mentally ill hoarder/village idiot/alcoholic/meme.
>>7695904
I know this one is done for comedy but I like to think he's just some guy who broke into a random couple's home and started filming his shit and they're just standing there like
>>7693785
Is this supposed to be humorous?
>>7689916
Dude looks like Bentleydicked Cummysnatch
>>7696349
Yes. It's fucking awful. Then you look at the likes bar and die a little inside.
Bless all of you motherfuckers for never failing to remind me that my life is amazing in comparison to these sad sacks.
Every time I come back you have some fresh new horror.
>>7696395
we love you too
took me ages to find this again
I'm subscribing to this legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akI8ibPQg6Y
>>7689916
Why do faggots have to sound like that?
>>7696479
Magnificent
>>7691689
>preparing things on a counter and not a cutting board.
>>7689899
>The way she holds the knife
>The way she holds the onion
>She still keeps all her fingers
>>7689899
damn that's a nasty 'za
>>7690086
I gagged a bit looking at those eggs
>>7689899
>you will never put your hand on Marie's as she chops onions with a butter knife
>she will never gasp in surprise and then turn around and accidentally press her lips into yours
>she will never spill her washed garlic cloves onto the floor as she flails around with her hand
It hurts to live.
>>7696479
I just skipped to the finished product and I have no idea why some people think this shit is Youtube worthy.
>>7689916
He's australian so to you yanks he must come off weird as fuck.
>gay aussie accent (pronounced OZZIE you FAT yank cunts)
>a flaming gay
>fat as all fuck (for an australian)
>>7694952
thank you for this
>>7697474
>tfw no gf with dementia [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
>>7694952
Based Martin
>>7694952
That episode where he makes space cake
>>7691196
ramsay voice: oh my god. what are you doing? you're not going to serve that, are you?
>>7690783
>basilisk
>>7694952
I wish I could understand Dutch. He seems based as fuck.
However, he sounds like a drunk Scotsman speaking German.
>>7690313
what the fuck
also
>all that fucking butter at the end
>doesn't even pop it in the microwave or anything just going to eat a quarter stick of butter and a quarter pound of cheese inside a couple pieces of toast
holy shit nigger
>>7698270
He seems mentally handicapped. Let him have his butter.
>>7693035
you tell me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwuakw9cGWo
>>7698042
>be mental
>no gf with dementia
>don't get to spread your rotten corrupted seed through the world
why live
>>7698464
No, because /fph/ on /fit/ exists.
>>7696508
It's interesting - I wonder if faggots 2000 years ago also spoke in a more feminine way or if it is a cultural thing.
>>7693883
>>7693841
>>7693054
I just love Pasi, he makes the best cheap meals there are.
>>7696508
So ither people could identify them, it's basically their mating call.
Posting some Classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggJea4CIltE
Here I give you the ultimate cooking video kino. It seriously doesn't get any better than this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11p0y9z1XOU
>>7699987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szgVH2T_QmE
>>7700117
if this post ends in 69 I'll buy those salt and pepper shakers and shove them both up my ass without lube or condoms
>>7700148
disaster averted
>>7690409
>archimedes principle of combining a marshmallow with a watermelon
>now we get rid of the evidence
>>7690313
literally the real life version of the anthony fantano's retarded roommate character
With love from /co/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FltlugUIp7c
The best Chicago Pizza Bowl™ recipe
https://youtu.be/SLtP2VaP9e8
>>7690313
what the fucking fuck
>>7693075
I know it might be his age but I don't know why anyone would drink instant coffee daily. I can see using instant coffee if you're traveling or camping or what ever but its so shitty.
>>7693152
I would loose my shit if my kitchen looked like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXP0z8rmKKU
>>7698303
>the people commenting in the background
holy shit, lost it
This video actually makes me so fucking sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8
like its not even the food its just that the guy looks like he's being forced to make the stupid video.
I've never actually cried whilst watching a food video before but this one has actually caused me to.
Just his face at the very end where he says "I'm Steven Reid, and this was Weber cooks." then he looks down to the bowl,
I don't even know what it is my heart just breaks every time I see it. I just want to cook him a really nice meal and just hang out
and watch a game of football with him, he just seems so depressed. Fuck man why are people so cruel, he doesn't deserve this
pain, no one does.
>>7699790
>cooking isn't exactly not an inexact science
also, wtf is hamburger helper?
fuck me this autistic bloke doing his fractions in the air in front of him
>>7691196
>papuhrikha
>is only fo sum colour and make it look good
>it dont do no nothing for no seasoning
Jesus fucking christ these people
>>7694952
Btw to quickly translate
The fat cook is at the wannabe DJ's home, cooking for him or some shit. He then proceeds to get mad that there is no decent equipment, so he throws it all in the sink while repeating that he just doesn't give a fuck.
>>7696479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sv4nb5VbAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
>>7700315
Go watch the sad music version. Also, the guy is apparently a convicted sex offender.
>>7700390
Wow, people in different areas talk differently, who'd've thunk it? Mispronouncing paprika is retarded, though.
>>7690033
BUMP. I need to see this!
>>7689916
See, this is my only problem with gay people: I shouldn't be able to watch the first ten seconds of a video of you making fucking chicken nuggets and instantly know what your sexuality is. Just because you're gay, why do you feel the need to talk a certain way or make flamboyant hand gestures? It's so one-dimensional.
>>7701006
>Just because you're gay, why do you feel the need to talk a certain way or make flamboyant hand gestures?
It's called a Australian accent.
>>7700955
You're thinking of Joey.
>>7701045
Actual page is gone now, but there's this archived thread from ages back on that shitty archive that doesn't save images: http://4chandata.org/ck/apparently-the-old-sad-chef-himself-Steve-Reed-likes-a-little-bit-more-than-just-canned-chili-and-cheese-sauce---he-s-also-a-repea-a237297
>>7698552
Homosexuality is a modern phenomenon.
>>7701119
It's not a modern phenomenon, but it is a modern word
>>7693896
But why are you such a cunt, you boring, vapid normalfaggot?
>>7701040
No, I mean the upwards-inflecting high-pitched lisp so typical of the average homosexual. This guy has it, too.
>>7695357
She's from small town wisconsin and went to culinary school in canada
of course she acts like a clueless white person
>>7701119
Have you heard of ancient greece and sparta?
>>7689899
What the fuck
This is the face and voice of 100% organic crazy
>>7692883
and most Australians are insufferable
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jyZ3Of23xCg
You're lying if you say you don't want to try this
>>7701142
I have often theorized what ever the brain defect that causes homosexuality is may effect the speech center as well. Because that definitely isn't a learned behavior, kids that grow up to be gay adults will talk like that before they even know they are gay.
and unfortunately in todays political climate it wouldn't ever be possible to conduct such a study
>>7701119
If it's a modern phenomenon, why is it mentioned in the bible, dingus
>>7700220
That was terrible. It was like a shitty you suck at cooking video.
>>7703370
Which says something when YSAC is garbage in the first place.
>>7700311
Jesus Christ. This got worse by the second.
Lets put fish dicks, sausage, pasta, and other random garbage in tepid water with taco seasoning and microwaved chicken in a filthy kitchen and call it a meal.
>no kraby patty
newfags
>>7689899
>but it is the OIL
>that gives it the taste
>>7690313
I'm convinced this is a troll video or some kind of comedy sketch.
>>7699790
fucking wew, I wonder how he came up with those factors and why he thinks they're right
>>7693092
He's old, lonely, and doesn't care because it takes fine to him. I actually don't watch his videos with distaste, so much as pity. Dude probably just wants to hang out with people.
>>7700236
I've seen worse cooking videos but I've never witnessed a more obnoxious faggot in a cooking video.
>>7703064
It's a sociolect, and it's well-documented
Fuck off back to /pol/ retard
>>7703822
A lot of places*
>>7703668
yes, that's why children who don't even know they are gay around the world develop the same speech patterns. Society
yup, even people with completely different accents develop the same way of speaking. because coincidentally, societies that barely interact with each other are all pressuring them to do the same thing. Sure as hell can't agree on how common english is supposed to sound, but the one thing we can agree on is gays are supposed to lisp and have an inflection.
Or how about you try to be a reasonable person and consider the possibility that being gay which objectively means there is something wrong with your brain may also be linked to a specific kind of speech impediment they have no control over?
Being gay isn't a choice but talking like that is?
is having a stutter a choice too? faggot
you are the source of all the problems the world has today
>>7694952
That moment he talks about his low hanging balls
>>7693785
This is actually hilarious.
>>7693075
This reminds me of the harry potter ghosts who attempt to eat rotten food because it's the closest they can get to actually tasting anything at all. I guess he's getting close
>>7703822
That's because you're no longer guaranteed to get beaten up, lynched, excommunicated, or lose your job. Homosexuality is not a modern phenomenon in various muslim communities because they never progressed from that point.
>>7703962
You realise the world is interconnected now, right? That it's possible for societies to influence each other across great distances? That is the reason why I'm being subjected to your insanely stupid post despite probably being separated by thousands of miles
>>7695388
Pasi is one of a kind person, lives in a attic as a horder that trash-dives for food.
This is what happens when you graduate in IT but cant think about getting a job.
Heck of a slob but rather good with his speech, knows a lot of facts and got that hidden charm ( if you understand finnish)
Watching his videos is like a christmas tradition, to feel like you are way better of than him yet incomplete as not living the dream of being yourself.
>>7704197
don't you see how it's just a little ridiculous to say that regular americans and australians speaking the same language do it so differently, in fact I don't know how extreme the cases of regional dialects in australia are, but in america, the same country, people in the north east and south west may as well be in different countries based on how we speak. Yet gay people that have nothing in common despite their sexual preference will commonly develop the same way of speaking?
and I say again, young kids are not being influenced by the gay community to speak a certain way when they don't even realize that they will be gay adults.
The much more logical explanation is that in some people the neurological misfire making them gay is also affecting their speech patterns
it's like you think gay people want to sound like faggots
>>7695304
in the comments for this video she says she is from sheffield
don't let any of the britfags around here use the excuse "she is probably from the north" anymore
>>7704418
I wish /ck/ had flags so I could instantly disregard American posts instead of wasting my time reading them
>>7690769
Holy shit why would you add SALT to a fucking hotdog I just even cant
>>7693935
>>7695388
>Finland
>"developed"
Fins are not human
Please watch this man. You all need Bruno Albouze in your lives. He is entirely too dramatic. I can't tell if it's real or an act but I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OAUM0MRgQw
>>7693075
that is some poverty ww2 tier deluxe grilled cheese holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEiuzzmFyWc
>>7704713
>>7695904
Is it wrong that I find that guy to be hot and I fapped to this video?
>>7704551
way to defeat his argument with ignorance. good job m8, you done us aussies proud.
>>7704551
I wish you would never post out of your containment board
>>7704114
I think you missed what I was trying to say about it being a lifestyle and identity. Yes, people were gay back then but it wasn't who they are like it is today.
None of those things would happen to homosexuals in most of the world and not in Europe until wall after the rise of Christianity. In Greece and Rome it was more of something you did on the side, not a full fledged lifestyle.
>>7704713
Watched the entire thing and was rewarded
>>7701006
Do you honestly think the way we talk is a choice or something? Gays who talk a bit flamboyantly (this guy isn't even that bad, I don't understand all the negative reaction) typically have grown up with more female friends than male friends (because young males tend to push away femininity) and thus adopt more womanly mannerisms. Or they might be part of an active gay community where these sort of mannerisms just seep into everyone.
Even then, it really is just a minority of gays that are like this. Remember, you only feel like it's so prevalent among gays because you notice it and recognize it as a gay trait, but gays who don't have these mannerisms go completely under your radar.
>>7704713
where is this man's family!! He needs someone to take care of him! At least send him to a home, he'll entertain everyone with his piano skills.
>>7704713
>ingredients oregano
>never used oregano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzmplLIBIDw
>>7704070
No it's not.
>>7700236
>Almost 3,000 likes.
Fucking Youtoob.
>>7700236
what an insufferable fucking cunt
>>7704481
Sheffield is in the north you spastic
>>7691196
aside from the freezerburn chicken that probably tastes alright. Could have just mixed it in the bag though instead of the sink.
>>7693785
he's like a shit frankjavcee
>>7689899
>took down comments
>then took down all her videos
did she seppeku?
>>7705813
They're both shit. Fuck offffffff
>>7706042
How many videos did she have? I've only ever been able to find the sauce and meatball ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
here ya go
>>7704610
That's actually a really good and informative video. He explains WHY he does shit really nicely.
>>7693978
not to mention he stole his name and gimmick from the greatest instructional web series of all time, you sukat photoshop
>electric oven
im out
>>7706761
Kek
>>7700929
> MY COFFEE MACHINE IS FULL POWER
>>7698270
i don't see the problem with a thick bit of butter on your toast. how would microwaving it be any better.
>>7701006
>Just because you're gay, why do you feel the need to talk a certain way or make flamboyant hand gestures? It's so one-dimensional.
just because you're straight, why do you feel the need to spread your legs on the train and spit on the street? it's so one-dimensional
>>7703962
>yup, even people with completely different accents develop the same way of speaking
clearly this is irrefutable evidence that being gay is an abnormality of the brain.
oh wait
>>7700929
>>7704713
This guy is so fucking intense. Watching his cooking videos is as close to a psychedelic experience you can find while sober.
