Official Chinese Takeout Thread!
>>7684074
oh goodie...l love unboxing threads and cats.
>>7684074
I like to order the chicken curry, extra spicy, with steamed rice, hot and sour soup, and two egg rolls.
Yes, I'm fat, and yes, I finish it.
>>7684074
crab rangoon and chicken wings
fried shit won't give you food poisoning at least and everything else on the menu is roadkill/dog/cat
there's a cute chinese girl working at the chinese place I go to. should I ask her out?
>>7684245
are you fat and/or white?
>>7684074
Why is Chinese Takeout chicken impossible to mimic? Its always the weirdest, squiggliest thing with jusy barely a touch of fat.
On a scale of one to ten, how much Dog am I eating?
Spring rolls
Crab Rangoon
Fried Shrimp
Pork Fried Rice
Mongolian Beef
Mushu Pork
Xtra packets of soy, duck and hot mustard sauces too.
>>7684261
It's all in the wok. You need to learn how to wok the dog.
>>7684272
lol'd
>Sweet and sour pork
>Pork fried rice
>Hot and sour soup
>Extra duck sauce
>$5.95 after tax
Dah Gawd lunch special, especially in downtown of a major city
