>go to Chicago
>order a chicago style pizza
>get this
wtf, I wanted deep dish. these fat fuckers lied to me
>>7682273
>Thin-Crust-20140413-P10304056
We reddit now?
>>7682281
It's an image from google, dummy. I was so upset about receiving some thin abomination in place of the pizza casserole I had expected that I didn't get a chance to take a picture. That's pretty much what it looks like, though.
>>7682286
Thanks for setting me straight. Im now a #cruzmissile
>>7682273
Kek they gave you Elio's
>>7682273
>>7682273
so butthurt you had to start a new thread, retard?
>>7682294
What is Elios? Is that anything like Ellio's frozen pizza? If so, what are you doing eating frozen pizza? Have you no shame?
>>7682294
ellio's is bomb af tho
>>7682273
The sheer audacity of Chicago never ceased to amaze me. You think that's pizza? I laugh in your pathetic little flyover faces for daring to think such a thing. The only real pizza comes from New York; everything else is just tomato bread. Please stop trying, Chicago; you're embarrassing yourselves.
>>7682554
>shitpost
>novelty trip
1/10, I replied
>>7682371
... not really. They get some credit for having a shorter, more "natural" ingredient list than other frozen pizzas, and for being cheap as hell, but they're just not very good.
That said, if I'm drunk, I don't mind throwing some toppings on a slab of cheese Ellio's. It's a decent platform.
>square slices
Why does anyone think this is a good idea?
Some slices are 70% crust
>>7683330
well, stop replying
do not reply to any tripfag on any board for any reason whatsoever
the sooner you stop, the sooner they take off their stupid name and post like everybody else. when they stop getting replies, they would rather get some replies as anon than none as a trip
Deep Dish and NY cardboard-slice are the definition of meme pizza. It's the shit they serve to tourists because, well, tourists are fucking idiots.
>>7683432
I think the idea is that if you get a lot of different pizza's then you can have a small sample of each.
That said, this is America and I've had a pizza like OP's pic and ended up eating like 15 'slices' and the middle ones are always get your hands greasy.
>>7682554
Please stop anon. You are embarrassing yourself and New York in general.
>>7682554
>used to work in an office
>go to chicago for anime convention
>come back
>weekly staff meeting
>"So anon how was Chicago"
>pretty good, saw some stuff, went to a restaurant and tried deep dish, pretty good
>hipster wearing flannel and horn-rimmed glasses snorts
>"Yeah, if you call that pizza."
>tear into him in front of the staff
>shut the fuck up and let me have my moment, I'm not going to shit all over you when YOU go on vacation, next time you have a clever thought keep your mouth shut
>get my pink slip a week later because I'm "not a good fit"
>>7684762
Either that never happened, or you're a dumbfuck.
>>7684771
I'm not a clever man. I'm very chill until you insult me. Part of why I do landscaping these days, you sit on a riding mower and don't have to talk to anybody.
