could you imagine being the guy who first thought of making these?
fucking deboned white chicken meat, battered and fried in oil. such a simple, yet genious idea.
guy must be drowning in money right now.
I don't give a fuck what anyone says, McDonald's has the best chicken nuggers. Every other fast food place has nuggers that taste like those awful Tyson chicken patties in the freezer at the grocery store.
>>7676133
Having the best nuggets doesnt mean shit when tenders are better in every single way. Its like having the best smelling shit
>>7676128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbAbFF6Xc04
>>7676128
>guy must be drowning in money right now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_C._Baker
This guy invented the nugget but did not patent it, he was a professor so was not exactly poor but neither was he swimming in cash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvq3Pf3j61c
Poot: You think the man got paid?…
Wallace: Shit, he richer than a motherfucker.
D’Angelo: Why? You think he get a percentage?
Wallace: Why not?
D’Angelo: Nigger, please. The man who invented them things is just some sad ass down at the basement at McDonald’s, thinking up some shit to make some money for the real players.
Poot: No, man, that ain’t right.
D’Angelo: Fuck right. It ain’t about right, it’s about money. Now you think Ronald McDonald gonna go down that basement and say, “Hey, Mr Nugget. You the bomb. We selling chicken faster than you can tear the bone out. So I’m a write my clowny-ass name on this fat-ass check for you.” … Man, the nigger who invented them things – still working in the basement for regular wage thinking of some shit to make the fries taste better.
>>7676128
"""""""""""""""deboned"""""""""""""""
"""""""""""""""white"""""""""""""""
"""""""""""""""chicken"""""""""""""""
"""""""""""""""meat"""""""""""""""
>>7676133
Pink slime sure tastes good
>>7676385
>payed
Go away, foreigner.
>>7676328
You're not wrong.
>>7676152
Shame he died in prison. Maybe he could have explained calories to Joey.
>>7676328
they already affirmed that they don't use pink slime
>>7676128
The only chicken tendies worth remembering.
burger king nuggets are complete shit
>>7676133
that's just wrong
>mfw
where my shrimp nugget niggers at
>>7676133
McDonald's nuggets just taste fucking bland and they always come out stale and hard.
Wendy's nuggets are the best.
>>7679207
>I'm a special snowflake
grow up
>>7678230
>burger king nuggets are complete shit
but they're cheap, and to a massive segment of the american populace, that's all that matters.
fried cow assholes? well, so long as it's fried and i can get it by the shovelful for a buck!
>>7676128
Robert C. Baker
Died on a monday
You all know his work
Though few know his name
A Cornell professor
Who taught poultry science
Forever enshrined in the poultry hall of fame
84 years worth of food innovations
Chicken dogs, turkey dogs, and turkey ham
But above them all stand Bakers greatest creation
For Baker begat chicken nuggets for man
>>7680537
Beat me to it
RIP Nugget Man
>>7676328
Pink slime is beef retard
>>7676128
By now, chicken nuggets are to whiteys what watermelons are to coons.
>>7676128
Ruining chicken with dough. You really must be evil.
>>7676128
Nigeti Nog :DDX
>>7682080
What are you trying to say?
>>7679006
That's called scampi you poorfag
>>7682102
That looks like the meal from Eraserhead.
>>7682477
rude
Why do you assume it was a man, shitlord?
>>7676328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua5PaSqKD6k
>>7684789
i bet there's someone who got an unpleasant surprise when he decided to take a nugget off the conveyer belt and eat it
>>7682080
what? white people don't love fried chicken even 10% as much as spades. I live in the hood and I get 5 different fried chicken ads in the mail a week. The most hood road has 7 fried chicken joints on it.
>>7684707
Because men are responsible for all advances in food production.
>>7684707
Men are commonly responsible for any advancement in anything in history as a whole, shitlord.
>>7684865
I bet you don't let bitches wear shoes and socks in the woman food making cave?
