I moved to the UK recently. I usually have a bowel of cereal (corn flakes or muesli) in the morning, and coffee with milk later in the day. I just found out what happens when the milk separates. It's... NOT milk, I'm not sure what this garbage is, but it's definitely not milk. I found a tablespoon sized globule of rubber-like substance at the bottom of my coffee.
So two questions:
1 - what the fuck is dairy milk made of in the UK whereby it separates into rubber and water?
2 - obviously I need an alternative to milk now. Coconut milk the way forward here? It's so expensive though, got to think of something.
>>7676033
>bowel of cereal
Fucking pervert
>>7676033
nasty
>>7676033
I have never heard of that happening before, you sure the milk was in date?
>>7676033
>bowel of cereal
Maybe you should change your dietary habits and stop poisoning yourself with dairy every morning
>All these butt hurt brit bitches
>Complaining about cereal
>When they eat BAKED BEANS for breakfast
LMAO!
>Not to mention fucking BLOOD SAUSAGE AND MUSHROOMS
THAT'S NOT BREAKFAST
>>7676070
But pancakes with butter and syrup is OK?
Obviously it just curdled.
>>7676075
Milk is never healthy
Maybe you bought fucked milk then, the milk I get from Morrison's, jersey milk, is delicious and creamy. I've also honestly never heard of milk congealing into rubber.
>>7676081
It probably just curdled dude.
>retard makes coffee with expired milk
>goes on to make an equally retarded thread implying that the problem is British milk
>>7676087
Ugh... it's the 15th of May today dude.
>>7676084
>Morrison's
http://www.theguardian.com/money/2012/jul/27/dairy-farmers-milk
>>7676094
Being a nigger, obviously you're unable to read the date of the milk probably.
By the way, good thing you included a picture of this "rubbery substance" to prove you didn't just make up a load of bullshit for your shitty troll thread.
>>7676094
So? It may have been improperly stored at any stage, how often has this "rubber thing" happened to you?
>>7676033
All trolling aside
>coconut milk
Try rice milk. Imo it's the closest to milk in flavor and texture. Almond milk is good in any recipe but tastes like ass by itself.
>>7676101
>how often has this "rubber thing" happened to you?
That's one of the questions during the rape evaluation at the hospital.
I think I found the answer: http://m.motherjones.com/environment/2014/03/a1-milk-a2-milk-america
Apparently cows produce 1 of 2 different types of milk, a1 and a2. Many more people find a1 milk indigestible.
>>7676118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XghJuH6GSCo
>>7676124
Wtf does this have to do with anything?
>>7676099
Obviously since you're a cunt, I went and made another throwaway cup of coffee and took pictures this time.
>>7676169
This time limit between posts is fucking annoying
>>7676177
>>7676185
>>7676193
>>7676197
Seriously, what is this shit?
>>7676177
Thats like a quarter teaspoon of coffee, what shit are you trying to pull?
>>7676204
wow you weren't kidding. that's disgusting, but it's not a problem with british milk. just throw what you have out and buy a different jug.
>>7676211
That's how I've been having my coffee for years. 1/3 sugar, 1/4 coffee.
>>7676204
Weak b8
>>7676220
>That's how I've been having my coffee for years. 1/3 sugar, 1/4 coffee.
May as well drink dishwater, thats fucking disgusting.
>>7676204
Holy fuck what is wrong with britain? That's ridiculous.
>>7676219
It happened when I used low fat milk when I made myself coffee at work a couple of weeks ago. I left it standing on my desk for 5 minutes to cool, and all the color drained from my coffee, I was left with a ball of rubber at the bottom, just like here. I actually thought one of my colleagues had pulled a prank and dropped some gum into my coffee.
Pretty sure the milk at work was purchased from a different store from the one I use locally, so it's not just a case of buy another jug. I'm gonna try rice milk or coconut milk. Would have gone soy, but heard bad things about it, plus it tastes disgusting.
Last pic btw
>>7676233
ok, well let's forget the milk, i still think that's not the problem, what coffee do you get, and where do you live, it might be the water quality or the coffee reacting with the milk.
>>7676237
it's clearly disgusting instant coffee. fucking turbopleb
>>7676233
Lol if anyone actually believes this shit
>>7676231
>Holy fuck what is wrong with britain?
Nothing when it comes to milk, a nation of tea drinkers would have noticed if this sort of thing was common. The problem is OP and his spoiled milk.
>>7676247
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=54182.0
Something acidic around?
>>7676245
I've had milk go off/sour before in South Africa. It doesn't do this over there. You can't excuse milk turning into literal rubber.
its modified milk ingredients or milk solids. they use hormones on cows to increase milk yeild and have to treat the milk with antibiotics because of the hormone use. almond milk is pretty yummy, try that. i like it with cereal, but never tried it with coffee
>>7676318
ive only had "almond breeze" im sure there are other brands too
:)